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returntothepit >> discuss >> ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records" by xmikex on Nov 20,2014 11:13am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 11:13am
Still Well Angel will be teaming up with Live Music Showcase and getting the opportunity to audition for a Warner Bros Rep. LIVE in Boston. This is a special event with limited amount of tickets. Get them NOW and get the chance to see SWA in our last performance of 2014 and the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.
Tix are $20 for You and a GUEST and the show is 18 plus.


https://www.facebook.com/events/740913505999584/

Nooooooope.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by music is stupid at Nov 20,2014 11:20am
music is stupid



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 20,2014 11:39am
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.



toggletoggle post by too easy at Nov 20,2014 11:41am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 12:06pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.


DYA + The Hardy Brothers + Doritos



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 20,2014 12:12pm
......this is a joke right? this band is one of the worst things i've ever heard on par w/ our friend tommy "abrahamassacre" dicenso



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 20,2014 12:26pm
Great opportunity for this band. I'll just leave this bio right here (tl;dr):

Powerful riffs, unforgettable lyrics, originality, energy and passion are just a few words to
describe Still Well Angel, a hard rock/metal band from the Boston area. They
have taken their personalities and created one power group. Music is their drive; they
dream it, eat it and live it. They put their hearts into every song they write and every
performance they give.

In 1999 identical twins Sean and Stephen and collage friend Kevin Fisher created Still Well Angel. They began playing shows, recording and competing in Battles of the Bands. In 2000 Still Well Angel had their radio debut when Boston local station Rock 101 began playing the bands first single “Proof”. Requests came pouring in. The band continued performing at local clubs and local festivals, like Hempfest and Laconia Bike Week. In February 2002 Still Well Angel recorded their second single "Dream" another local radio hit. Then in 2005 they won New Hampshire Technical Institute’s Battle of the Bands and were awarded “Best Local Band” of 2005. Their local status continued to grow leading the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric, Dr. Chud’s X-Ward, Sardonica (two Misfits’ by-products), Trash Light Vision (featuring Acey Slade of Murderdolls and DOPE) and Virginia’s Bella Morte.

Then in October 2009, after a short hiatus, Still Well Angel headed back to the studio to record a six song EP, a preview of their debut album “The Khaos” set to be released in late 2013. In February 2011 they released their EP, with great success, as they returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel. They toured the New England scene promoting their EP. That summer they shared the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman.
In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys did a meet and greet with fans plus an interview with CNEU Rock Radio and became “Band of the Month” on CNEU.

Still Well Angel has also supported local charities when given the opportunity. On March 5th 2011 Still Well Angel joined with KROCKS who teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester. The band donated their equipment and on stage performing knowledge to help raise money and music performance to students in a battle of the bands. All money raised was donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. Then April 2011 they teamed up with Stop the Bleeding an organization that raises money for under-funded shelters of all kinds - homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. A Tribute to the Homeless 7 was a great success. 100% of the proceeds were donated to the Bread and Jams Day Center, a soup kitchen and homeless help center in Cambridge. The two teamed up again in September for the Rock Show 9, a great success. 100% of the proceeds from this show were donated to the Matta Home, a shelter for homeless veterans in Brockton. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes.
In August of 2012 the band headed to Vermont, Ma for Hungerfest to help Raise Money for the fall mountain food Shelf. The concert was a complete success and they were invited to come back next year. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival this festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
That next month in September they signed a 2 year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management along with a worldwide distribution for their 4 song EP that is being released by Republic/Sweetsounds digitally worldwide. As the holidays approached on the 20th of November they paired up again with “Stop the Bleeding” for another charity event in Boston to help raise money for the Nashua Soup Kitchen for Thanksgiving.

On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 There EP “Kalm Befor the Khaos” was released on Itunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia and became available at Emusic and Iheart Radio. Around Xmas time of 2012 SWA and CNEU rock radio joined together for “Metal for Tots” collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program and donated some of their SWA T-shirts for a Online Auction and Fundraising Charity for Hurricane Sandy Relief,. During their December concerts the also shared the stage with 90’s metal/punk band Green Jello. In mid January there were nominated for a Cidar Award for “Best band outside the VT and NH area.” Along with winning “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. With their powerful live performance has brought Still Well Angel much success over the last 13 years. There is no stopping this band from going to the top.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2014 12:51pm
i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 12:54pm
This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Nov 20,2014 12:57pm edited Nov 20,2014 1:04pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.


More like GEORGE Jeffersons.

Does that make CSDO the Archie Bunker of Pay 2 Play?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 1:07pm
What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 20,2014 1:20pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.


contact them and set up a live showcase that will feature the presence of a "Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Records" label rep.



toggletoggle post by RTTP department of missed opportunities at Nov 20,2014 1:24pm
man i really wish i had hit up that meet and greet to promote their show with hed PE, would have probably been able to learn some new ways to make guys cum



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF NAMING NAMES at Nov 20,2014 1:55pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?


Dr. Chud was the drummer for the Misfits in the late 90's, and did drum work for one of Doyle's recent albums. Dr. Chud's X-Ward sucks hard.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 20,2014 2:02pm
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.


More like GEORGE Jeffersons.

Does that make CSDO the Archie Bunker of Pay 2 Play?

That makes you the King Thunderstool of Pay 2 Play



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Nov 20,2014 2:20pm
I can only imagine what would happen if Rich Bova joined this band.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 2:34pm
Bova doesn't audition for labels. Labels audition for him.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 20,2014 3:52pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.


;_;

You're just mad you don't get to pay to open for Dr. Chud’s X-Ward.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPTARTMENT OF FACEBOOKS at Nov 20,2014 4:52pm
"We REALLY need to sell these tickets immediately! What they are looking for is for us to order a second batch. THAT'S where the "impression" comes from."



toggletoggle post by YOUR ALL JUST JELLOUS at Nov 20,2014 4:59pm



toggletoggle post by Wren Wriley at Nov 20,2014 5:35pm
I'm not into sucking off my identical twin but these guys shred at what they do!



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Nov 20,2014 6:22pm
the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.


Looking forward to seeing this selling point in the listing for their next p2p gig!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 6:54pm
Do you ever feel like these guys and Vatnett Viskar are essentially the same band but with a record label?



toggletoggle post by DYA is THE SINGER FROM STILL WELL ANGEL at Nov 20,2014 9:57pm
my secret's out



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 20,2014 10:11pm
You have a totally sweet hat in the AGT photo.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 21,2014 6:49am
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.



toggletoggle post by Shutup__Fagget at Nov 21,2014 7:25am
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.






shutup_fagget



toggletoggle post by zuckerburg at Nov 21,2014 9:26am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 21,2014 9:33am
Wow, easily trolled.



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 21,2014 9:46am
zuckerburg said[orig][quote]



5 bucks to the first person to drop a shutup_fagget on them



toggletoggle post by Grammar King at Nov 21,2014 9:58am
This delusional gentleman needs to understand how quotes work and when to use them.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Nov 21,2014 10:00am
"I bet we BLOW YOU away."

Still Well Angel will BLOW YOU.



toggletoggle post by comment quote from band at Nov 21,2014 10:05am
"your still ignorant"


...




toggletoggle post by STILL IGNORANT ANGEL at Nov 21,2014 10:08am
we have invited OVER 1000 people to this show. does YOURE band even know 1000 people??? i bet not. HA HA HA.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 21,2014 10:39am
Why do they need label support if they're doing so well on their own? This guy claims to be making money just sitting at home off the bands music without the need to tour.



toggletoggle post by dress code at Nov 21,2014 11:18am
The real question is, what fine club attire are you wearing to pass the dress code at the warner bros dicksuck audition?

This is event is for a select few artists and Dress code for this event will be strictly enforced, upscale nightclub attire only: no tennis shoes, hats, t-shirts, hooded sweaters, gangster apparel, or sportswear will be tolerated. This is also a "RED CARPET EVENT" with media coverage and we have limited tickets for this event and need all to arrive at.3:45pm (Please allow an extra 15 minutes for parking and admission). Bill Millman of Warner Bros. Records will be there to watch us perform along with a private 1 on 1 meeting afterwards to talk about our performance. Its very important that we get as many Friends, Family, and fans at this event to cheer us on and help make this showcase a chance for SWA to get signed.





toggletoggle post by TimRiley at Nov 21,2014 11:22am
too bad this "Bill Millman" doesn't even work for Warner Bros. anymore according to his linkedin.




toggletoggle post by Lt Stillwell Dangle at Nov 21,2014 11:24am
LOL @ comparing dress code enforcement to literally fighting in war time.




toggletoggle post by accurate youtube comments at Nov 21,2014 11:34am



toggletoggle post by *slow clap* at Nov 21,2014 11:41am
I applaud Bill Millman for his obvious money grab attempt from these naive fools.

inb4 fb update

"Bill thought we did a great job but said we just dont have what it takes yet to make it in this cutthroat business. :("



toggletoggle post by RTTP WAYBACK MACHINE at Nov 21,2014 12:01pm
IN B4 CARL CHEDDARSMOOTH



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:27pm
LOL. Well played, gentlemen. I wonder if they'll take Schrute Bucks.

Also, can someone tell me the exchange rate between Metal Thursdays and Schrute Bucks?




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 12:33pm
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 12:39pm
This is the best thread since Bova.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Nov 21,2014 12:41pm
"I love my music as much as my country. I will defend and entertain equally."



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:44pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.


I have a sequined halter top you can borrow.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 12:48pm
False dickcheese is a big fat bitch!!!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 12:51pm
I'll wear that to the audition, but I still need something for the video shoot. Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:53pm
Sorry, dude. I can't help you with your dick problems. You might want to see a doctor about that.

I wish I had $18 for every time someone called me a big fat bitch.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:54pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?


Khaki's and a popped collar?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 12:56pm
Haha, that does seem to match my idea of what the typical SWA fan would wear.



toggletoggle post by a and b grade aryan fan at Nov 21,2014 1:05pm
Do they make SWA stickas?

I want some.



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 21,2014 1:26pm
even fell for what i can only imagine was one of Gorilla Music's patented schemes where the band sells the tickets in packs of TWO for $20 instead of $10/pop. typical p2p ticket selling scaaaaaam.



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Nov 21,2014 1:30pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Sorry, dude. I can't help you with your dick problems. You might want to see a doctor about that.

I wish I had $18 for every time someone called me a big fat bitch.

Go track down Duncan and get it from him! Or if you're willing to give me a share of it, I'll save you the trouble and have Megatron do it.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 21,2014 1:35pm
Is it required to have painted red hair to be a member of the band?



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Nov 21,2014 1:49pm
BILL MILKMAN IS A FRAUD



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2014 2:20pm
the Jef Whitehead look alike in the back wants nothing to do with this.




toggletoggle post by Bill Milkman, Talent Rep at Nov 21,2014 2:45pm
Anybody want to play a battle of the bands to potentially have the chance and privilege to open for Reveille and From Autumn To Ashes?



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 2:52pm
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel

$250 out of a $50,000 goal over 9 months is pretty good! I can see why Warner Bros is chomping at the bit to sign them.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 21,2014 2:52pm
Can Joey Belladonna pay to get on this?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 21,2014 2:53pm
Spydre said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel

$250 out of a $50,000 goal over 9 months is pretty good! I can see why Warner Bros is chomping at the bit to sign them.


Niiice.



toggletoggle post by doppelganger at Nov 21,2014 3:00pm
they look like composted in this pic




toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 3:16pm
Spydre said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel


So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...

For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!

So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.





toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 3:18pm
Maybe playing this Live Music Showcase p2p gig is part of a public humiliation challenge put forth by a donor.



toggletoggle post by concerned online citizen at Nov 21,2014 3:42pm
can someone who actually still has facebook pleeeeeease post this thread to thier page?





toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 3:47pm
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said[orig][quote]
BILL MILKMAN IS A FRAUD

You're a fraud.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 4:01pm
grilled%20dickcheese%20sandwich said[orig][quote]



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 21,2014 4:18pm
DYA%20is%20THE%20SINGER%20FROM%20STILL%20WELL%20ANGEL said[orig][quote]
my secret's out


That's it, you guys blew it, now I'm breaking up the band that I'm in (which is this band). This is why we can't have nice things.



toggletoggle post by FACEBOOK QUOTER at Nov 21,2014 4:18pm
FACEBOOK PIC


One, of which, is #1 (regionally) (on Reverbnation) (and not anywhere in reality) (which is also where we were ever nominated for a Grammy)



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 4:35pm
I linked to a place where you can buy tickets online (not from the band) and they deleted it. :(



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 21,2014 4:37pm
Same thing happened to me; I just wanted to see what time Major Label Representative was starting. (They put on a killer show.)




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 4:39pm
Y'all are lacking the eloquence of Herbert Bossman.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2014 4:42pm
looks like that wishing well has become....a still well.



toggletoggle post by reimroc from the grave at Nov 21,2014 4:59pm
can i get ride to this?



toggletoggle post by DYA is THE SINGER FROM STILL WELL ANGEL at Nov 21,2014 5:13pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Spydre said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel


So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...

For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!

So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.






bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 21,2014 5:17pm
Excited to start a band called Doris Murphy that blows the doors off this battle of the bands by accepting Metal Thursdays as payment.



toggletoggle post by Flashback Friday at Nov 21,2014 6:43pm
I remember the time Trash Mop got the opportunity to play for Bill Millman, and Terry was so doped up he fell asleep and missed the audition. Mr. Millman went to wake Terry up, and Terry became irate (only guy i knew that got violent on dope) and stabbed Bill in the thigh with a pen.
THEY COULD'VE BEEN HUGE, #1 on ReverbNation HUGE!



toggletoggle post by We're All Wondering at Nov 21,2014 9:36pm
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?



toggletoggle post by Tr00f at Nov 22,2014 3:31am



toggletoggle post by Relevant at Nov 22,2014 11:22am
Only Devlyn Sydus is suck.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by SWA_GoFundMe at Nov 23,2014 2:43am
Moar like GoFuckYourself

http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 23,2014 3:17am
For the good of America, we have fired the first shot.




toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Nov 23,2014 10:17am
Did these guys really reply eight times to one guy saying they suck? Say hi to howie mandel.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 23,2014 11:26am edited Nov 23,2014 11:26am

I just realized who the vocalist sounds like.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ......... at Nov 23,2014 11:54am
This band is more clueless then S2D. "korner of khaos"



toggletoggle post by ......... at Nov 23,2014 11:59am
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:

* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.

* 3-4 professional HD music videos

* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -

* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.

* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire

* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)

* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)





toggletoggle post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:24pm
One of these shitty band members banged my current girlfriend and I am pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:25pm
nah ok I am lying lol these stuffed peppers don't nothing



toggletoggle post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:57pm
Swa thongs haha



toggletoggle post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:59pm
Cause i want my girlfriend wearing lingerie that symbolizes four WAAF buttrock "men"



toggletoggle post by truth at Nov 23,2014 3:31pm
http://youtu.be/ABWVIcBnhUc?t=26m22s

Sometimes the truth is funnier then the parody



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic at Nov 23,2014 3:50pm
We‘re%20All%20Wondering said[orig][quote]
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?


Now you do. Listened to it cus curiosity got the best of me. The word that comes to my mind is "boring" Not even laughably bad, just boring. Okay the lyrics are hilariously bad.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2014 8:23am
I think that's the worst thing you've ever said about a band.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 24,2014 10:01am
This band exists on a plane somewhere between delusion and failed miscarriages.




toggletoggle post by RTTP department of rock star headware at Nov 24,2014 10:17am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2014 10:24am
......... said[orig][quote]
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:

* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.

* 3-4 professional HD music videos

* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -

* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.

* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire

* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)

* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)




Judging by their age, this is less of a "we're making it!" and more of a "guys, we have to make it" plea for mercy from crushed dreams. And panhandling for hotel costs is grotesque.



toggletoggle post by Timriley at Nov 24,2014 10:37am
all new attire is my favorite



toggletoggle post by judge at Nov 24,2014 10:48am
I'd love to execute this faggot



toggletoggle post by serious peppers at Nov 24,2014 11:50am
you are all just a bunch of jealous bitches who cannot support the local, oh hey are those stuffed peppers?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 24,2014 12:13pm
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Nov 24,2014 12:28pm
If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget.



toggletoggle post by legitimate question at Nov 24,2014 12:46pm
NH%20Brufaggotry said[orig][quote]
If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget.


Do we pay you or does the $18 go to your probation officer?



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Nov 24,2014 1:13pm
That dude's dead, doll's eyes in the hat ad pushed this from "funny" to "sad."



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic at Nov 24,2014 1:16pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.


I was wondering about him, I saw that he's fb friends with a ton of friends of mine in the scene. I kinda figured he would be making better music then this with that type of connections around the area.



toggletoggle post by Timriley at Nov 24,2014 1:23pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2014 1:29pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.


good lord. I had completely forgotten that band existed. with good reason.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 1:45pm
ITT: another top-notch thread for the archives

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43660#bottom



toggletoggle post by Any volunteers? at Nov 24,2014 1:47pm
Ladies, don't miss out on the chance of a lifetime!




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2014 3:49pm
Still Well Angel: Homophobe Elite. Maybe they're hoping iTunes will pick up their music if they work on their hate speech.



toggletoggle post by ......... at Nov 24,2014 4:13pm
"an edgy look that brings out the rock star in you" Does that include the coffee ground and bleached dick beard?



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 24,2014 5:00pm
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 5:02pm
robotpie said[orig][quote]
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...


What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
















I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.



toggletoggle post by birthday boyz! at Nov 25,2014 10:02am
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said[orig][quote]
robotpie said[orig][quote]
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...


What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?



I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.





The line for autographs must have been around the block with a fanbase like that!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 25,2014 10:30am
how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 25,2014 10:54am
If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical.

And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 25,2014 11:12am
"To Robb, Practicing my autograph signature for the day someone actally asks for it. How's it look? Keep Shreddin, Robb"



toggletoggle post by CJ Peeper at Nov 25,2014 12:56pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive.








hot topic guy fieri mall fags



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 25,2014 1:04pm edited Nov 25,2014 1:06pm


Figures, they never showed up.



toggletoggle post by All haircut at Nov 25,2014 1:06pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]


Figures, they never showed up.



Guess they didnt "feel" like "doing" the "legwork" to sell tickets.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 25,2014 1:17pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 25,2014 1:49pm
Bad news, guys - looks like this is sold out.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 25,2014 1:54pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical.

And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct.


lyric video

"THIS KHAOS HAS TAKING ME"


Weird - wouldn't have figured these guys for the whole 'Fago worship faux-Engrish thing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 25,2014 1:54pm
"If you are not a false don't entry, because you'll be meeted and greeted'



toggletoggle post by isthissoldout at Nov 25,2014 1:55pm
i heard something about free trips to the moon being offered. can i get a ride to this??



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 25,2014 3:14pm


I'm pretty sure this is sold out.



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 25,2014 4:46pm
Holy shit....

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 25,2014 4:50pm
Fuck...their youtube channel is a goldmine.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 25,2014 4:57pm
Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you



toggletoggle post by potential fan at Nov 25,2014 5:24pm
anonymous said[orig][quote]
Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you


I thought the show was sold out. No?



toggletoggle post by i dont get it at Nov 26,2014 8:22am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]


I'm pretty sure this is sold out.


is steve trying to get tickets to his own band?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 26,2014 8:33am
^Typical SWA Steve being viral on the internet!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 26,2014 9:59am
You guys just don't understand The Biz.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 26,2014 9:59am
I graduated from the Eric Paone School of Music Management, I know.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 10:31am
This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band.



toggletoggle post by the band at Nov 26,2014 10:41am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band.
TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNAY, SHOOT THE LOAD RIGHT ON MY FACCCCCCE



toggletoggle post by Hardest working one-sided conversation at Nov 26,2014 11:20am
Screen caps don't do this justice, so here is the link.
https://www.facebook.com/events/732865983445748/

It's the ramblings of a delusional man talking to himself between both his personal page and the band's page. This is some serious Inverticrux type delusion of grandeur. Maybe they can work on a split 7" or at least teach each other how to fire a gun properly.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 26,2014 11:32am
^I have no words for my amazement.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 11:43am
GET OFF MY PAGE!




toggletoggle post by what.the.fuck. at Nov 26,2014 12:02pm
The contents of the "event" in that link is unbelievable and absolutely horrifying! That has to be the most pathetic display that ive ever seen from a local band; written by someone who has huge issues with insecurity, and is very delusional, self absorbed, and passive aggressive.

I like how they go from: We need EVERYONE'S help/we need YOU to make this happen!

To: We are angry because nobody is paying attention to this and blowing us up with show offers - the hardest working band in New England doesnt need YOU! World domination happens without YOU!

Also: We are too good and work too hard to play bars and small clubs! First tour will be arenas and BIG venues only!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 12:18pm
It's ok, that page is only a ghost, it was DONE and DELETED as of October 14th.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 26,2014 12:20pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
GET OFF MY PAGE!



*golf clap*



toggletoggle post by Warner Bros. at Nov 26,2014 12:27pm
I tried listening to Still Well Fingel to see what the hardest working band in New England sounds like, but I didn't like it. The music was bad but the vocals were worse. I felt embarrassment for them while listening to the music.

They also look like buttholes. You can really sense their desperation of waking up one day and realizing that they are close to 40 and the band they've been in for 13 years isn't going anywhere.

But they are Still Well Fingel. They have over 13,000 facebook likes that they paid for and 750,000 fans worldwide. SWF does not need you or Warner Bros. Records.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 26,2014 12:51pm
I feel legitimately bad. Like I'm watching a hurt animal.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 12:59pm
hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck.



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 26,2014 1:26pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck.


Pretty sure if you just stand aside and watch it will run itself down with a truck.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 26,2014 1:34pm
Rumors of the show being sold out confirmed by Mistress Carrie.




toggletoggle post by You can't make this shit up at Nov 26,2014 6:34pm
http://stillwellangelmusic.com/SWA/news

****Media Release****

October 11, 2013

Still Well Angel and our new single “Devour and Carry on”, has been chosen and submitted by a member of the Grammy committee last week for “Best Metal Performance” for 2013. To be given a chance and considered for this is a amazing opportunity for a SWA to get a Grammy and make a life long dream come true. Only 10 artist…s get picked per category and the finalists are then selected at the pre Grammy awards in Nashville. No telling if we make the final 5 with a chance to get a Grammy and attend the awards ceremony but just to be chosen for this is unbelievable.

This is a huge blessing and a dream come true for me and SWA, a band I created in 1999 and have had nothing stop me from perusing everything this band deserves. Other big things coming soon the doors are open its time we walk though. More “Khaos” is coming starting in October….Thank you to our friends/family/ and fans for the support and believing in SWA.



toggletoggle post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE WE NOT FOUND THIS YET

[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]

at 2:59 dude asks where they're from and dudeguy goes "oh, Boston" *head down in chest* "actually... Methuen..."
and then they talk about Fuck the Fire Department lady. I just keep waiting for Tommy Dice to call in.



toggletoggle post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]



toggletoggle post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:56pm



toggletoggle post by Comic Store Guy at Nov 26,2014 7:01pm
Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.



toggletoggle post by SIMPSONS ELITIST at Nov 26,2014 7:10pm
Comic%20Store%20Guy said[orig][quote]
Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.


Fag. It's "Comic Book Guy"



toggletoggle post by ULTIMATE LULZ BAND at Nov 26,2014 7:11pm
Best of Gravesideservce, Tommy Dice and the Hardcores, Scarecrow Hill and Rich Bova all wrapped up in one epic fail. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 26,2014 8:47pm
My friend and I watched that entire video on Saturday whilst shitfaced. I don't know where I went wrong with my life, but it was hilarious.



toggletoggle post by 23232323 at Nov 26,2014 9:07pm
He looks like a hamster storing food. I want to punch his fat swollen head off. What is with the spray painted beard?



toggletoggle post by Crowd Participation at Nov 27,2014 12:48am
WHEN I SAY SHUTUP YOU SAY FAGGET
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
SHUTUP
FAGGET!



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 1:46am
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?



toggletoggle post by FundCeption at Nov 27,2014 2:26am



toggletoggle post by Dicksmack at Nov 27,2014 2:36am
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?


That singer appears to have also drank the Kool-Aid.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 27,2014 2:42am
The singer is the only original member.

STRAIGHT REPPIN "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN" SINCE '99 SON



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 27,2014 2:44am
I desperately want to tell them that Bill Millman is currently nothing more than a local videographer but realize I have to wait until after or maybe even during this show for maximum effect.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 10:08am
There are a whole group of bands that think this is the way way to make it in music for whatever reason, they don't really seem to be concerned about actually making good music.

I see bands all the time posting about being signed to this management team, or making connections, vs. posting or writing actual songs, they're all living off their 8 year old demo with their 2 regional radio "hits" and all perpetually recording their debut

It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.



toggletoggle post by LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN at Nov 27,2014 11:39am
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.


How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?

Yea, I didn't so.



toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Nov 27,2014 12:04pm
Pretty sure there's hundreds of entries to each category every year that get whittled down to that "Final Five", mostly garbage bands with "connections"



toggletoggle post by Mick Mayer at Nov 27,2014 2:23pm
Can Sonic Pulse get on this?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 28,2014 4:00am
This band in a nutshell:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by the metal gods frown at Nov 28,2014 2:54pm
LEAGUE%20OF%20THEIR%20OWN said[orig][quote]
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.


How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?

Yea, I didn't so.


For shame! Have you all of you forgotten the mighty Saint to Sinners' reign of regional dominance already?


LORD BOVA IS DISAPOINT.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 29,2014 12:02am
Ok...I just listened to that Korner of Khaos song. It's really bad....like really bad. I tried to approach it with an open mind, but...well fuck it's just terrible.

-overused harmonics across the board
-repetitive
-sounds like a Disturbed demo from 1994 (if there was such a thing, IDK)
-lyrics that sound like they were written in some high school kids art class
-the guitar solo sounds like it was written and played by an eighth grader still trying to master hammer on's, pull off's and tapping

Not trying to be a dick at all...just sayin'.



toggletoggle post by Whoops at Nov 29,2014 9:25am



toggletoggle post by CJ Peeper at Nov 29,2014 9:59am
Whoops said[orig][quote]





fags




and hilarious and must be real



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 29,2014 2:32pm
Clearly 100% real. SMH



toggletoggle post by Kotex Scrotum Zine Legit at Nov 29,2014 3:15pm
IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF KOTEX SCROTUM AN IN DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH SWA AND THEIR PSYCHOSIS.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 29,2014 7:38pm
I thought someone said that I took pictures of them.



toggletoggle post by GRUMPY CAT LIFETIME MOVIE at Nov 29,2014 10:41pm



toggletoggle post by exposed at Dec 2,2014 9:38am
this scam is so hilarious. lots insider hilarious information about live music showcases shenanigans coming soon.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 2,2014 10:34am
my loins are tingling with anticipation for 12/5/14.



toggletoggle post by tickertmaster at Dec 2,2014 10:38am



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 2,2014 10:54am
Got my bootleg ticket for this!



toggletoggle post by exposed at Dec 2,2014 11:16am



toggletoggle post by Aril's Doppelganger at Dec 2,2014 11:41am
exposed said[orig][quote]


http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/56152/promo-staff-changes-at-reprise-and-warner-bros



old news



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 1:21pm
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.



toggletoggle post by tickertmaster at Dec 2,2014 1:26pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.


they've been playing for 10+ years and can only get 30 people to confirm going to this "big gig" and they aren't deterred. So I highly doubt telling them that this is a scam would even slow them down. Guarantee they beat the staff there for load-in.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 1:28pm
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.



toggletoggle post by Bill Millman at Dec 2,2014 5:16pm
"I signed fuckin KORN!!"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 2,2014 6:05pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.


Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.



toggletoggle post by backed at Dec 2,2014 6:31pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.


Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.


backed. plus the friday night/saturday morning fallout will be enjoyable as they process that either a) they knew it all along and now everyone knows, b) they didnt know and they were crushed, c) they cancel the show and video and have to reimburse everyone. but probably won't because they already spent their money on sweet ed hardy threads, guy fieri beard bleach, and got2b glued hair gel.




toggletoggle post by backed at Dec 2,2014 6:32pm
not to mention they owe bill the milkman millman some serious change for those tickets. unless they purchased the tickets themselves to hock. which they probably did.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 6:37pm
Bill Millman isn't the promoter. Different entity altogether. He is just the stooge they are using to milk bands for their money. They have to pay up by 5 on Friday, so notifying them ahead of time would be a favor.



toggletoggle post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 2,2014 6:48pm
A favor, yes. But some lessons need to be learned the hard way.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 8:22pm
Definitely a harder lesson to learn AFTER they've paid them.



toggletoggle post by STILL WELL ASSHOLE at Dec 3,2014 2:54am
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!



toggletoggle post by National Socialism Butt Rock at Dec 3,2014 3:00am
Red Carpet treatment only for our true Aryan brothers FYI, godsmack4lyf \m/



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 8:30am
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?



toggletoggle post by insider at Dec 3,2014 9:41am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?


he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)



toggletoggle post by oh hi at Dec 3,2014 9:56am
STILL%20WELL%20ASSHOLE said[orig][quote]
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!


Only to find out it was really Bill Paxton.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 3,2014 10:17am
insider said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?


he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)


They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.

It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.



toggletoggle post by insider at Dec 3,2014 10:33am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
insider said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?


he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)


They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.

It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.


EXACTLY. Thats why I trolled them directly and called them out on their bullshit tactics.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 3,2014 10:34am
I'll put my money on "guy whose job it was to hand out promotional stickers and lanyards outside the Paradise" over "insider of the biz."



toggletoggle post by insider at Dec 3,2014 10:48am
He told me he was "part of the team that signed Korn" and "worked with Linkin park from the beginning. i recorded the phone conversations for lulz and may perhaps upload them at some point.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 3,2014 11:02am
^delivery as unlikely as trashmop getting a Sony record contact



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 11:06am
I love the smell of shattered dreams in the morning.



toggletoggle post by Another insider at Dec 3,2014 11:07am
It's pretty real. It's no DiGiorno.



toggletoggle post by Fred Katsopolis at Dec 3,2014 11:08am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
^delivery as unlikely as trashmop getting ANOTHER Sony record contact



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 11:12am
I find this lack of Cheddarsmooth disturbing.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 3,2014 11:19am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I find this lack of Cheddarsmooth disturbing.


Agreed. At least when Cheddarsmooth trolls bands desperate to "make it big", it's funny and doesn't result in such financial loss faceplanting of dreams.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 11:59am
3 MORE DAYS LEFT and our lives "could" change... FOREVER!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 3,2014 2:15pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]

It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.


Well yeah... SWA didn't play.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF SUCCESS STORIES at Dec 3,2014 4:25pm
This could be YOUR Band after working with LIVE MUSIC SHOWCASE!


http://www.rebelmann.com/



toggletoggle post by joey belladonna's new band at Dec 3,2014 4:44pm



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 3,2014 4:59pm
I know I'm late to the party here, but this is pure gold:

"Let's be honest here... When YOU decided to join this page you inadvertently took on the task of booking us shows."



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 5:11pm
this is a "come one, come all" type of party.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 5:45pm
Serenade II Mann

http://www.rebelmann.com/ABOUT___CLAYTON_MANN_2.html

Proud, rich parents are rich and proud.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 5:46pm
I need to get into the lucrative business of entertaining my family.



toggletoggle post by Clayton "The Man" Mann at Dec 3,2014 5:50pm
You my friend are NOT worthy.




toggletoggle post by wtf at Dec 3,2014 6:22pm
wtf is up with that fat bitch covering enter sandman? idont understand



toggletoggle post by People Magazine REP at Dec 3,2014 6:24pm
Clayton%20"The%20Man"%20Mann said[orig][quote]
You my friend are NOT worthy.




Who wore it better? HookedOnMetal or the mann?



toggletoggle post by Teen Sensation "The Wonders" at Dec 3,2014 7:51pm
We did it first, faggots.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 8:01pm
Apparently "Shootyz Groove: The Sequel" is also playing this on Saturday.

http://www.juiceband.co




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 8:16pm
And this down-home naive christian girl will be paying live music showcase in Ohio for her FIRST EVER live performance. I see a lot of promise in this one, she'll be back on their stage in no time at all.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DEF JAM at Dec 4,2014 11:01am


WHAT NOW BICHES?



toggletoggle post by wtf at Dec 4,2014 11:09am
DEF%20JAM said[orig][quote]


WHAT NOW BICHES?


We, as a company, have decided that these faggets do not have what we are seeking to represent our instruments. this includes both our American Custom Shop and Asian consumer line. best of luck, and i think i speak for the entire company when i say



shutup_fagget.






toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 5,2014 9:22am
TOMORROW



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 5,2014 10:39am
Is someone gonna blow up their spot in Millman or what? I'm dying here.



toggletoggle post by joey belladonna‘s new band at Dec 5,2014 12:48pm
i believe that is scheduled for right before they play their set? who stakes claim to this?




cryyyy for the indians faggets



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 5,2014 12:54pm
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!



toggletoggle post by ??? at Dec 5,2014 12:58pm
i wonder what other shit bands or localites are on this classy shitfest? it cant be just them given that they only get a 20 minute set.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 1:06pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!


I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 1:11pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!


I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.


HOWEVER if you were to do it today instead then it will make billmans life more miserable as well when he has to field questions from them about his credentials tomorrow.


#foodforthought



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 5,2014 1:21pm
^ That. Seriously. Think about it.

You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.

You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 5,2014 1:33pm
yeah you should definitely do it today. even if they don't believe it, it will deflate their hopes just a little.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 1:43pm



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Dec 5,2014 1:46pm
It appears the bomb has been dropped. Now we wait for the fallout.



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Dec 5,2014 1:55pm
They deleted your post. Apparently the WORLD DOMINATION train has already left the station.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 5,2014 1:58pm
DROP THE BAERM




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 2:00pm edited Dec 5,2014 2:01pm
Gonna keep posting the link to their page and the event wall until they respond to it. I suggest the rest of you do the same.




toggletoggle post by Spydre at Dec 5,2014 2:00pm
I decided to help out the hardest working band in New England since they obviously didn't believe Alx.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 2:11pm
Just messaged the venue to let them know that this show is a scam, in the event they want to avoid bad publicity when the fallout occurs.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me at Dec 5,2014 2:21pm
I don't know what that would do. I'm pretty sure venues that let those kind of shows happen don't give a shit about anything other than the promoter paying them.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 2:25pm
It works for ANTIFA, it's worth a shot with Millman.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 5,2014 2:26pm



toggletoggle post by so do it then fag at Dec 5,2014 2:26pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
^ That. Seriously. Think about it.

You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.

You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.
so do it then fag



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 3:00pm



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 5,2014 3:02pm edited Dec 5,2014 3:02pm
The wording on the Live Music Showcase website carefully avoids actually saying that A&R are in attendance with the intent to sign an act. It just says they'll be in the audience (presumably paid for their presence by LMS). The testimonials indicate they just give critiques of the performances. Guess it makes it easy for bands who are in a hurry to over-extrapolate what the site actually describes into a "This is our big chance to land a major contract" thing.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 3:08pm
LOL @ this company breaching their own contract in the first clause:




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 5,2014 3:25pm
so Bilkman will be replaced.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 3:30pm
Nope. As of Wednesday he was still the guy doing it. They just know anyone willing to pay to get on this isn't smart enough to look further into it.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 4:00pm
I have been blocked and the best conversation of the day was deleted before I could screengrab it.



toggletoggle post by Fuckerburg at Dec 5,2014 4:25pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I have been blocked and the best conversation of the day was deleted before I could screengrab it.


Create a fake Facebook about it as you're obsessed with the mightiness that is SWA




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 4:53pm
I am leaving that opportunity available for Cheddarsmooth.



toggletoggle post by C. Arl Cheddarsmooth at Dec 5,2014 5:51pm
This is where the real party will be.
https://www.facebook.com/events/588681907944771



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 5:58pm
thats some next level shit right thar.

DAY-UM



toggletoggle post by the gruffalo at Dec 6,2014 11:02pm
Can I safely assume SWA are now Warner Bros artists?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:04am
Only talking shit and making up stories about Dumpster Fire on your personal page and blocking them all from standing up for themselves is real.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:05am
the%20gruffalo said[orig][quote]
Can I safely assume SWA are now Warner Bros artists?


Bilkman gave them some good tips and they are in the grooming process.



toggletoggle post by the gruffalo at Dec 7,2014 12:07am
so what's next, opening for nationally signed recording groups at their regional shows? Selling more tickets? Khaos?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:37am
WORLDWIDE Khaos



toggletoggle post by grooming process at Dec 7,2014 12:40am



toggletoggle post by Dem Connections at Dec 7,2014 11:31am
GOT AN EARLY LINK TO THE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Wait at Dec 7,2014 12:09pm
Did he really say "I swallow every seed"



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 7,2014 12:18pm
Krornr erf keryros!



toggletoggle post by frankly at Dec 7,2014 12:19pm
even if he didnt , it is pretty obvious that he does



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:22pm
I am pretty sure the main guy in this video is acting exactly how I feel when I listen to this band.



toggletoggle post by Festive Eric Struth at Dec 7,2014 12:36pm
Fa-La-La-La-Laaa. La-La-La-Fagget.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 7,2014 2:17pm
Pics of yesterday are trickling in, no signs of the Milkman yet.




toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF WITCHY WAYS at Dec 7,2014 2:43pm
Stevie Nicks looks like shit these days.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 7,2014 2:44pm
So is this sold out, or what?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 7,2014 11:09pm
Just called the 24 hour addiction helpline in their video and got someone's voicemail, trying to find out which for-profit organization is behind that website that the band probably found with a quick google search to make themselves feel like they care about something other than a record contract.



toggletoggle post by can it be? at Dec 7,2014 11:45pm
is it true? can this be the fabled gayest band that rttp has ever come across? only xkikex can tell



toggletoggle post by xkikex at Dec 7,2014 11:49pm
it is gay, but is gay enough for me to make snarky remarks and then never actually do anything other than make snarky remarks? we shall see



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 12:43am
You're welcome for a top 3 thread of 2014.



toggletoggle post by xkikex at Dec 8,2014 1:01am
wow the thought occurred to me that youd respond that way, but I had hoped you would have something better



toggletoggle post by Dem Connections at Dec 8,2014 2:40am
A new level of trolling has been reached.



toggletoggle post by Unreal Tournament Announcer at Dec 8,2014 8:19am
XMIKEX HAS WON THE ROUND



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 10:46am
I am disappointed with the lack of information about their shattered dreams from this show.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 11:22am
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 8,2014 11:34am
The panel of judges for this Boston Showcase: Bill Millman, a former Sony music producer who worked in Artist Development and more recently as a regional promotions manager with Warner Brothers Records. Millman now owns Media Boss Television located outside of Boston.


"Panel of judges" is a bit misleading when it's only 1 dude.

The winner of the night: Rebecca Zama took first place in the showcase, she is only fifteen years old with a very bright future ahead of her.


Better luck next time at winning the chance to have a theoretical record contract, buttdarts.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 11:35am
They are posting that article like it is specifically about them. So good.

On a side note, chair douche Robb Wells is posting someone's phone number on his page. Dumpster Fire trolled them pretty fucking hard this weekend and he thinks it is one of ours, but none of us have a 603 number. Something about pranking a radio station. If it was someone on here, he is posting your number on his page and encouraging harassment. Just so you know.



toggletoggle post by Mystery Number at Dec 8,2014 11:59am
The mystery number is just a telemarketer, but this guy is so self-absorbed he thinks people pranking him.

http://www.callercomplaints.com/SearchResult.aspx?Phone=603-570-9016



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 12:09pm
wow. the only red carpet at that show was the one where their dreams bled to death.



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 8,2014 12:09pm
Good thing they had that velvet barricade there to keep the screeming fans from getting out of control!




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 12:10pm
so all in all, this thread fucking delivered.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 12:12pm
It just gets better and better. Don't talk too much shit though. We are now officially blacklisted from the industry thanks to this chick:




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 12:24pm edited Dec 8,2014 12:27pm
"in a country full of neanderthals I wear the fucking badge of honor"



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 8,2014 12:34pm
I appreciate that someone thought that image was good enough to put their signature on it. Nothing says quality like jpeg artifacts and feathered edges!



toggletoggle post by Astronaut Sam Rockwell at Dec 8,2014 12:48pm
Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!




toggletoggle post by YOU JUST GOT SPITFIRED! at Dec 8,2014 12:58pm



toggletoggle post by Cross-Examiner at Dec 8,2014 1:02pm
plz explain what repercussions came from that guy lady spitfire re: dumpster fire



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:05pm
She didn't appreciate it when I started asking her why undead Joey Ramone was blacklisting us from the industry.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:05pm
She has CONNECTIONS.



toggletoggle post by Cross-Examiner at Dec 8,2014 1:06pm
that + the lacrosse quip = A+



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2014 1:12pm
Astronaut%20Sam%20Rockwell said[orig][quote]
Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!






toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:21pm
According to SWA's reply to my comment in that article, they also get the chance to meet a real live major label rep at some point in the next few weeks, not just Live Music Shocase WINNER Rebecca Zama.

Speaking of which:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:23pm edited Dec 8,2014 1:24pm
WINNER Rebecca Zama stunning the packed audience with her world class vocalizations.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=575234052608367

I am actually frustrated with myself at how frustrated I am with all of this nonsense.



toggletoggle post by Wait a minute there pardner!! at Dec 8,2014 1:25pm
I thought this was NOT a band battle??

HOW WAS THERE A WINNER?????





toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2014 1:27pm
Wait%20a%20minute%20there%20pardner!! said[orig][quote]
I thought this was NOT a band battle??

HOW WAS THERE A WINNER?????


There's only so much room on the Warner Brothers elite roster. Maybe all the other participants ended up on Rhino?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:28pm
At Live Music Showcase, there are only losers.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 2:19pm
Everyone here who has played music has played a show with 6 people there plus maybe the other bands and their girlfriends. It says a lot about a band if they spend the time having fun doing sketchy shit with their friends and getting in a fight in the parking lot... or if they spend it taking photos of themselves trying to convince everyone that it was a really important show.



toggletoggle post by Paullllllll at Dec 8,2014 2:40pm
Those were the glory days mike. This band is truly sad and pathetic. Their style is dated for MTV standards and thats obviously what they are attempting to go for. Their bass player looks like a sex offender that was recenetly released from walpole. They obviously only play to their many white trash relitives and random drunks who wander into the only bar they play because they know the fat sketchy owner. Fuck this band and that ugly retard of a singer needs to return that hat to the set of the al pacino movie Crusing. Shit at least S2D made me laugh.



toggletoggle post by needz band input at Dec 8,2014 2:51pm
so whos gonna post a link of this thread somewhere to bring it to the next next level?



toggletoggle post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 3:02pm
It does, but i don't know if Rev has enough room on the site for their long winded one-man rants.



toggletoggle post by revolutionizing music at Dec 8,2014 3:17pm
Paul...... don't worry. soon to be bumped if i can find the thread.....




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 3:25pm
I wanted to keep this about the music and not call anyone an ugly retard but the RTTP... she's got a mind of her own.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 8,2014 3:57pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston



That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 4:11pm
I was originally going to post the soundboard guy working the Little Mixer That Could, but the chez lounge (sp?) and painted finger nails combo was too much.



toggletoggle post by You Can't Make This Shit Up at Dec 8,2014 4:17pm
Looking over that Robb Wells guy's Facebook, apparently he gives paid "seminars" on how to succeed in the music industry. JUST. WOW.



toggletoggle post by Insider at Dec 8,2014 4:17pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston



That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.



Sent this to Mark @ showcase live to ask if this was the pro photography we missed out on.



toggletoggle post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 4:23pm
For a bunch of guys who wear nail polish and bad beard/hair dye jobs, they use the word "faggot" pretty liberally.



toggletoggle post by Still wellbutrin side effects at Dec 8,2014 4:56pm
Are their guitars and drums matching their "attire"? He only gives Paid seminars on how to cope with the stigmas of being a registered sex offender.



toggletoggle post by U MAD BRO? at Dec 8,2014 5:11pm



toggletoggle post by not actually Lucia at Dec 8,2014 5:16pm
I'LL BLACKLIST YOU FROM LIFE, MISTER

UNLIMITED POWAHHHH



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 5:27pm
U%20MAD%20BRO? said[orig][quote]


harsh Facebook words from a grown man.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF HORSEFACES at Dec 8,2014 5:29pm
HOBBY ROCKER ALERT!




toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF BLIND HUSBANDS at Dec 8,2014 5:34pm
Reggie Farnsworth is gonna knock sense into the scene



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 5:39pm



toggletoggle post by not actually Lucia at Dec 8,2014 5:59pm
THAT'S IT! YOUR BLACKLISTED FROM ALL CANCER BENEFITS



toggletoggle post by the REAL Robb Wells is disapont son at Dec 8,2014 6:25pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 8,2014 7:24pm edited Dec 8,2014 7:28pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
THIS! ALL OF THIS!

https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/


Wow. That is just awful.

Let me get this straight... This guy put together a benefit show and lacked the common sense to find someone to run sound for less than $500. No money went to the people who had cancer for whom the benefit was held, and they (rightfully) felt scammed. When the woman posted about it, he responded by claiming to have cancer himself to gain sympathy, then later calling her a "dumb cunt", and going on a huge tirade, even threatening to sue her.

I could understand if this guy had no experience running shows and honestly admitted to screwing up, but it sounds like he has a long history of doing this. He sounds like a real peach.




toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2014 7:39pm
Oof, that "benefit" page took this to a dark place.



toggletoggle post by Robb's Cancerous Nostril at Dec 8,2014 7:50pm
"Cancer benefit"

The only benefit I can see in cancer is maybe it'll kill the bass player from Stillborn Angel.



toggletoggle post by Robbs Rainbow Seminars at Dec 8,2014 8:04pm
This dude rob is a chester I hope his "cancer" disables him from commiting anymore acts of heinous incompentance. Step in a puddle and plug your bass into your crate amp. Someone should book him for a seminar and then throw tomatos at him when he shows up. Obviously his steep fee will not be paid.



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 8,2014 8:38pm
I just felt kind of bad for these morons until I read the cancer posts. Now I just hope they all die.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 8,2014 10:37pm
How did I miss all of this?
It's because of crap bands like this that we can't have nice things. Shut it down!



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 8,2014 10:48pm
Seriously though Sully's comments on that guy Robb's page might be the funniest things I have read in years.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 11:01pm
The age old joke of a band sucking so bad that they throw a cancer benefit show and end up handing a bill to the cancer patient FINALLY finds a home. Much respect to SWA for pulling King Codzo's sword from the stone!



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 8,2014 11:08pm
Why do they all look like David Draiman? Drayman? How the fuck do you spell his name?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Dec 8,2014 11:55pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
THIS! ALL OF THIS!

https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/


THIS is internetz GOLD



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Dec 9,2014 1:43am
HOLY SHIT THIS GOT SO GOOD IN THE LAST 72 HOURS...I'm just going through the comments/fallout now. Highlights so far:

"365 v 13,534 and a more promising future." -SWA bragging about FB likes that they probably paid for.

Talking about a contract for a show at the Lucky Dog.

"I hope he barries you!" - Someone defending the SWA guy?

"Just WAIT til Robb gets back. He is going to tell you what the FUCK is up." - Another defender of the SWA guy.

"Fact of the matter is, I'll be going somewhere with my music " - Dude Robb from SWA

That whole cancer benefit show comments...just wow. Fuck.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 8:44am
wow, I didn't see that page regarding the cancer benefit. Robb Wells is a fucking cunt.



toggletoggle post by makin it rain at Dec 9,2014 9:27am
60 g stage son



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 10:50am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston



"Play enjoyed by all."



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:16am
Super legit LOL @ their personal velvet rope












by which I mean an obscure sexual act (sort of like a pink sock, just moreso)






toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:16am



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:29am



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:30am



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:33am
"These broken links doin' anything for ya?"




toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 9,2014 12:25pm
On their page it says they played to a "packed house" for that stupid contest or whatever the hell it was.
Looking at the "photos" from the show there were maybe 8-10 people there. Wow, impressively packed house. What a bunch of douches.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 12:28pm
Robb Wells pressing charges on us for the LOLs. For sending emails we didn't send and harassing them from that telemarketing number. For the LOLs.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 9,2014 12:35pm
Counter sue on the basis of his horrible "music" and poor understanding of the english language giving you PTSD. Also you now see David Drayman(Dreyman? still have no idea) every time you close your eyes.



toggletoggle post by Robb "almost has cancer" Wells at Dec 9,2014 12:36pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:39pm
dude what





toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:42pm
I almost killed my wife and I on the way home from your show. I put in THAT many hours for YOU! I paid out of pocket for YOU! I put in 6 months of effort for YOU! Your welcome and sorry I couldn't raise money for you. I can't win EVERY battle.


FOR YOUUUUUUUUU



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 12:44pm
If he "almost has cancer" is there way to move the process along?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 12:45pm
That Jonathan Livingston Seagull guy is a jabroni deluxe too.



toggletoggle post by RobRiobbCancerous Nostrilb's at Dec 9,2014 12:51pm
Jonathan runs the homeless shelter benefit shows that Robb constantly trots out as an example of how much he and Stillborn Angel care about the community. Of course he's going to suck him off.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:57pm
Robb Wells I can't. I got lawyers involved and they wanna see this as it goes. Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards. Well, let them keep it goin. I can use words like cunt because, in a dictionary, it's not even a real word. And even if it were...I FOUGHT IN A WAR WHICH ENSURES MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. IN fact, I did a double tour which means I fought for mine and fought to shut those up who are ignorant. If that needs a lawyer, then so be it.


HE FOUGHT IN A WAR FOR THE RIGHT TO CLAIM TO ALMOST HAVE CANCER AND DEFRAUD A CHARITY



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:59pm
Robb Wells I never once mentioned how I had to ignore helping my family pay for my dads funeral costs because I already obligated my time and resources to this show. I left all of that out.
I've lost several family members to cancer. In fact, my whole entire dads side who has passed away ALL dies from cancer except my grandmother who lived to see 76.
I WILL have cancer. To call me a scam artist implies I've done this before and that IS slander. But, I'm a better person than that and can roll with the punches. It'll take way more than one person, or a whole family, to take me down. Not my first rodeo and not my last.


i can't even



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 1:10pm
Also I'm still laughing at the $500 sound guy for the show with 11 people.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 1:13pm
don't you get it, I'M A SURVIVOR OF THE CANCER I'LL HAVE SOMEDAY.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 1:13pm
Oh my god I forgot about Robb's "I have magical free speech powers pew pew you can't criticize me, Veteran Magic Activate!" shit.

Is this guy retarded? I'm asking seriously. I really want to know if he's mentally slow.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:16pm
I love how dude wants pats on the back for getting drunk and almost killing his wife on the way home from his cancer fraud show.



toggletoggle post by LURKER at Dec 9,2014 1:31pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
THIS! ALL OF THIS!

https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/


PAGE NOT AVAILABLE.

NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
^^^ At least now I know I'm not just blocked.



toggletoggle post by Robbs almost cancerous Dick beard at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
"Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards."

are you kidding me? its obvious that they dont give a shit about other local musician's too. How can someone possibly be this dillusional? Ive played and been to shows at fuckin obriens on a snowy rainy tuesday night that had more people then "Westend johnnies" or whatever that super presitious dress coded high end venue had for this fag and his SUPER PROFESSIONAL MONEY MAKING BAND. Fuck this asshole and his rehashed papa roach riffs. I hope this idiot steps on a IED. Almost cancer?!?!? dick head



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 1:40pm edited Dec 9,2014 1:41pm
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 9,2014 1:43pm
I'd like to arrange a future benefit show for Rob for his eventual cancer diagnosis. Winner of the pre-show drawing gets to stand behind the mixer and take all proceeds from the door.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 1:47pm
Can we have a benefit show where proceeds go to GIVING him cancer?

Or maybe just put one of these inside the club




toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:48pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.


THANK YOU

Imgur should let you put it all in one post, FYI.



toggletoggle post by Robbs empty welbutrin prescription bottle at Dec 9,2014 1:56pm
This should be plastered all over SWA shit. Put a nail in the coffin and end this steaming waste pile of a "band". SWA does not support cancer patients however they will accept donations for thier slimeball bass players' cancer he believes he WILL have in the future.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:58pm
ITT: This band almost has AIDS



toggletoggle post by Millman Millman Millman at Dec 9,2014 2:01pm
What is this?

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/emily-millman/a6/188/231

Stage Manager
Still Well Angel
2014 – 2014 (less than a year)Boston
Metal Cancer Benefit Show



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:02pm
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! What did SWA EVER do to ANY of you "people"??!!!! Stop being jealous crybaby couch faggots and GET A LIFE!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 2:02pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! What did SWA EVER do to ANY of you "people"??!!!! Stop being jealous crybaby couch faggots and GET A LIFE!


"Hello, real person who is not in SWA"



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:07pm
I AM HERE ON MY OWN DIY FAGGOT! SWA is WAY TOO BUSY with their band to deal with this and SOMEONE had to stand up for them!!!



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:08pm
ALL OF YOU shitting on a band you know NOTHING ABOUT?!!!?! Who the FUCK do you think you are?!!?!



toggletoggle post by surf party at Dec 9,2014 2:08pm
If I were a cop and some 50 year old guy dressed like a teenager came in all bent out of shape because his band that nobody has ever heard of was made fun of on the internet I would lose my fucking mind



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:10pm
NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF?! How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?! Robb has told me about what they are up to "behind the scenes" and its the truth that you are all just JEALOUS!!!!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF MICHAEL MADSEN at Dec 9,2014 2:14pm



toggletoggle post by clarification at Dec 9,2014 2:15pm
this HAS already been added to the archive thread, correct? cause it looks like this is just getting started. love robb's blatant homophobic language, utilizing words like "faggot" and going on and on and on about cum on his page. if robb's in a band for BUSINESS and is TOTALLY SERIOUS and FAMOUS and WORLDWIDE, i wonder how many of those paid likes will retract their interest (if there was one in the first place) upon learning of this guy's professional attitude and social skills.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm
Robb only does that because assholes like CumDumpster Flamers and shitbags like YOU PEOPLE instigate it!!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said[orig][quote]
ITT: another top-notch thread for the archives

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43660#bottom


Way ahead of ya.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:21pm
"paid likes"?!?! Robb says you can't even DO that!!! I know EVERYTHING that's been going on and I CAN'T WAIT until this shit hits the fan over ALL OF YOU!!!!



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 2:22pm
I love that in that pic with the four kids, one of them just clearly ran out of fucks to give and is laying down onstage. ROCK STAR YEAH!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:26pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?!


Richard Branson has been in direct contact, and SWA will now be the OFFICIAL butt rock band of Virgin Galactic.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 2:26pm



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:28pm
HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTERS LOOSERS!!!! SWA IS GOING PLACES WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR COMPUTERS JERKING OFF WITH YOUR OWN TEARS!!!! YOUR ALL GONNA WISH YOU NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:30pm
i think that might actually be Reggie Farnsworth. If not it's some quality trolling.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:31pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:32pm
I feel like "LOOSERS" and "YOUR" in one post might be pushing it a bit, even ROBB WELLS isn't that illiterate.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:33pm
What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?!?! Don't talk shit because i have the BALLS to stand up for SWA!!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:35pm
ITT: SWA, the entire band, all its members, and this entire FB circus - all just Aril. Nyc tyr, Aril. Nce tyr Aril, every one!



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:36pm
Yeah yeah yeah make fun of my spelling when you KNOW you have nothing REAL to say!!



toggletoggle post by ARIL IS ROBB WELLS... ROBB WELLS IS ARIL at Dec 9,2014 2:38pm





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:39pm
the copious use of the words balls, cum and faggots has led to some seriously high blood pressure.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 2:44pm
This makes me so happy.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:44pm
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:45pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!


hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:45pm
where's reggiefarnsworth_official?



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:47pm
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!



toggletoggle post by hey ladies at Dec 9,2014 2:48pm



toggletoggle post by robbwells memes at Dec 9,2014 2:51pm
hey%20ladies said[orig][quote]


MOARRRR!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 2:51pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!


hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.


No troll dude. Someone actually posted that craigslist thing about Sully and Robb convinced himself it was real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:53pm
hahahahaha amazing. RTTP, you make me misty-eyed sometimes.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:55pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!


hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.


No troll dude. Someone actually posted that craigslist thing about Sully and Robb convinced himself it was real.




speaking of things that are actually* illegal in the real world..... frauuuuud. as usual.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 9,2014 3:01pm
Leave me out of this shit that I couldn't care less about. Thanks.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 3:10pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Leave me out of this shit that I couldn't care less about. Thanks.


ITT: If Arl is Still Well Angel, but Still Well Angel is me... is Arl me?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 3:37pm
Thread of the year or thread of the century? Serious inquiry.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 4:52pm
13k like yet this poor excuse of a band cant even draw an audience.Isnt funny that none of the big metal bands in the scene want or do play with these premadonas?Could it be their egos?The way they present themselves? (Hardest working band..pfffft) or the fact that they sound like a shittier version of Godsmack? Fucking Robb is a delusional retard who thinks he can buy his way into the industry instead of going out and earning it like all the other hard working bands. If Robbs claims that he makes so much money off his band why does he have a gofund me to fix his moms roof?Surely he can use all the swa to fix a small hole in his moms roof.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 5:05pm
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!



toggletoggle post by Robb's Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:21pm
These guys Bastardizing the ALS Challength into their own insipid "SWA Challenge", wherein they were to do "wacky stunts" for money. Only got one buyer, who made them wear tutus and do a song on video for $50.
Between buying/renting the tutus and the gas money to get to their jam space they probably broke even.
Just that much closer to WORLD DOMINATION!!!1
This sleazy shit came on the heels of their hysterical Kickstarter they came up with which had all the "Things they needed to get this long-overdue dream going" (Been a band since 1999...but Robb has only been in it for just over a year).
The highlight that was brought up earlier was they were going to take their fans' $$, buy merchandise with it, and then SELL IT BACK TO THEM!!! Fucking kill yourselves...messily...on video...wearing tutus.

I'll chip in a full Benjamin for that clip.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:30pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=RYDF_7Uy9zo

This is from the (since taken down) Challenge. NOONE called them out about using the ALS style challege for their own gain.

This is after they, of course, did the challenge as a band..."THE FIRST BAND TO DO THAT!!"

Nice...tutus...



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley of j.a.i.l at Dec 9,2014 5:37pm
Anyone remember when Robb used to wear a hockey mask on stage a few years ago?Claims it was to separate the onstage persona from the off stage one.Of course he'll never wear it again because it'll block that beautiful kool-aid dye job in his hair.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:40pm
Piling on...

Here is the older video from before the new lineup.
Song name: "Circum"
Why? Because the chorus "Should I Circum (sic)...to my own misery..."

Can't make this shit up folks. StaindSmack wants their shitty song back...



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 5:41pm
How is it possible that more gems keep popping up? Infinity Wells loop.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:41pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 5:45pm
Literally cannot get my dick out fast enough for this thread



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:46pm
It is truly endless....

The posturing....the hyperbole...the outright lying...

Just the surface scratched. And yes, Paulgreeley...he has deleted all his "Masked" pictures...a damned shame.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 6:08pm


Say what you will...at least the frumpy guitarist is just swimming in fine trim
(No...those aren't novelty teeth)



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 6:11pm
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 6:18pm
Paulgreeley suspicions arise.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 7:04pm
Stay on course RTTP. We're not here to bash some poor girl with dental issues.



toggletoggle post by Still well angels gayest moments part 1 at Dec 9,2014 7:36pm



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 7:54pm
I can't believe you PUSSIES are still talking shit!!! Start your own bands and MAYBE you can be 1% the success they are!!!! Then maybe your "opinions" might be worth SOMETHING!!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 7:57pm
I do appreciate that "Funny Moments" is in quotes so that you know it's just a matter formality and there astro-turfed attempts to show their lighter side are in fact fucking stupid and embarrassing.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:01pm
OK, after watching that video, I feel stupider, and yet more assured that Robb is, in fact, retarded.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:02pm
RETARDED?!?! THEY HAVE A WORLDWIDE FANBASE!!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!?!



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:03pm
The proper number of chromosomes, for starters.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:15pm
I was "TRYING" to play nice because Robb asked me too but now I can say what I want! Your all just TALENTLESS JEALOUS PUSSIES behind a computer with NOTHING better to do!!! They'll be laughing all the way to the bank when NO HALO drops GLOBALLY!!! And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:20pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL


No kool-aid in our hair and the ability to count to 20 with our shoes on.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:25pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!! Maybe they should look like a bunch of homeless people on stage. THAT WILL WORK!!! LMFAO!!! YOU MORON!!



toggletoggle post by really at Dec 9,2014 8:33pm
There's no way this can be real. Nobody actually gives this much of a fuck.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:39pm
You're right, joke's on me, I want one of those sweet(read: stupid) cowboy hats and a soul patch that looks like I ate out some bleeding Worcester pussy. How do I get those?



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:42pm
I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 8:45pm
Dueling comments posted 1 minute apart. SOUNDS LEGIT.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 9:05pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Dueling comments posted 1 minute apart. SOUNDS LEGIT.


Having been heavily involved in this on here and Facebook I can confidently say that the Reggie on here is the Reggie on Robb's posts.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 9:31pm
Only unblocking someone from your Facebook page to have an actual debate, proceeding to call them a faggot, losing said argument, threatening to go to the police, then deleting the whole thing is real.

See also: Cancer Benefit Event Page.



toggletoggle post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 9,2014 10:10pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!!




toggletoggle post by Quote of the thread at Dec 9,2014 10:45pm
Robb‘s%AWOL%20Left%20Nut said[orig][quote]
The proper number of chromosomes, for starters.


Best. Response. Ever.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 11:00pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL


Have fun with yours. Better hope you don't get cancer.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 11:30pm
How can a band have a world wide fan base when they can't even sellout a show at the fucking Sad Cafe?! Stop kissing Robb's ass Reggie and get a clue.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 11:41pm
Wouldn't some of that "Worldwide fanbase", 13,000 strong, EVER POST on a single, repeated ad nauseum status?
It's the same thing every post.
"We are excited about something!!!"
*Crickets*
*Robb likes own post*
*Robb likes post as State Of Corrections*
*More Crickets*

And Reggie is literally a Johnny-Cum-Lately. Way to pick this as your bandwagon to jump on...you half-retarded, illiterate homophobe.
You and your KoolAid goatee and closeted tendencies fit right in.



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 1:44am
How to ruin a fund raiser for cancer victims.

http://imgur.com/a/cl0Mb



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 3:56am
http://www.thepulsemag.com/wordpress/worcester-music-awards/comment-page-2

Worcester Pulse Music Awards
If you scroll down to the comments section, you will find our masked crusader nominating himself for the "Lifetime Achievement Award" without a hint of irony.

The douchebaggery. It's endless.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:47am
I knew this guy had issues before all of this started but holy fucking shit. It still keeps coming.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:52am
Taken from Facebook. I am guessing from the cancer benefit.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:55am



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 5:04am
http://www.reverbnation.com/musician/robbwells

"Just here to rule the world along with my band at my side."

I wonder if his band that he joined last year is aware of this.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 6:23am
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og

When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"

Meanwhile, he goes to Red Sox games...and Rock & Shock...and spends who knows how much of this joke of a band...



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 6:34am
https://www.facebook.com/events/1483986001844627/

Another failed benefit for their "biggest fan"...
Blamed the other bands (again) for it's miserable failure.
Again pictures with 10 people there...

More broken promises...again dragging a sick person to the scene of the mega-fail



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 6:55am
Gotta get that full hour of autograph signing! Signing little kids' hands and their fat mother's FOMPA takes time!



toggletoggle post by wut at Dec 10,2014 7:31am
10am sound check and autographed bass strings = worse than tommy d



toggletoggle post by brick in yo face at Dec 10,2014 8:16am
lol @ this guys nasal polyps. Shouldnt have done so much blow back in the 80s when he was in his late thirties.



toggletoggle post by A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors at Dec 10,2014 8:44am
Thanks for scamming my grandma out of my chemo money you faggots.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 8:49am
Robb‘s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og

When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"


Hey, he's doing the best that he can / best he ever did. Sounds like you should just GERR AWHEYYY



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 10,2014 8:58am
*Logs out*
*NLI's as SIGNATURE COWBOY HAT*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE MOST SIGNATURE HAT OF ALL TIME!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 9:06am
how does one autograph bass strings?



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:11am
Hey now, Robb never claimed to be a real angel. He’s got no halo.

NO!
HALO!
NO!
HALO!
NO!
TALENT!



toggletoggle post by Columbo at Dec 10,2014 9:17am
Got a sinking feeling that Reggie Farnsworth is Robb. There is a striking SIMILARITY in 'THERE' horrible grammar & liberal USE! of caps-lock & quotes.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 10,2014 9:30am
reggie farnsworth is 100% guaranteed a fake account made by rob to give fake applause and fanfare to his swa posts.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 10,2014 9:32am
51 friends and a pic of a dude w/ a kool aid dyed beard sounds legit



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:43am
https://www.facebook.com/groups/461742263857214/permalink/864103966954373/

Apparently Boston needs Stillborn Angels to put them BACK on THE map FOR WORLD DOMINATIONALIZING or something.

Still want to know what Robb's mental infirmity is, because it's amazing. Who would trust this guy to work with electricity and not lick the wires? And what's with their fat roadie/hype man?

Layers of mystery to this band. I am intrigued.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:46am
https://www.facebook.com/events/732865983445748/

This is like Christmas. Watch Robb have a giant temper tantrum halfway down the page because nobody is booking them, while trying to say at the same time that the booking is going great and they're on their way to world domination.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 9:55am
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 10:00am
Plus, you know he'll just delete anything that contradicts their image of themselves as these super huge rock stars anyway.



toggletoggle post by Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts at Dec 10,2014 10:10am
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.

Then the whole 'we're going for it' vibe at a late stage in life. At some point having dreams becomes a little faggy. A little sad, but meh.

Then the cancer weirdness.

Then the delusions-13000 fans and 30 person crowds after 15 years of sub-mediocrity should send your internal Bayesian network into a tizzy.

The crash and burn factor on this is a little higher than flight 175, keep up the pathetic but necessary work gentlemen.



toggletoggle post by A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors at Dec 10,2014 10:17am
After getting ripped off for all my cancr funds I wish I was a stillborn angel. Which in Rob speak means I was almost aborted.



toggletoggle post by Rod swells at Dec 10,2014 10:20am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.


Reminds me of Garfield without Garfield




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 10:35am
Haha, I'd contribute to a gofundme for Rob Wells minus facebook replies comic strip.



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 10:51am



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 10:52am



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 10:55am



toggletoggle post by RTTP thread mechanic at Dec 10,2014 10:55am
Uncle%20Tom said[orig][quote]
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.


Well, here's the problem - looks like you're a fagget! That'll be $18 P&L, please.



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:11am



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:13am



toggletoggle post by Indonesia at Dec 10,2014 11:24am



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Dec 10,2014 11:28am
Who the fuck do these Hot Topics Godsmack Kool aid hair 90's throwback rejects think they are? Nobody wants your fucking autograph you ego maniacal self aggrandizing fuckwad ingrate motherfuckers. Matching outfits are for faggets that care more about image than what their sucky band sounds like and this band sounds so bad I hope their bad music makes all their shitfuck glow in the dark Marilyn Manson douche fans slit their wrists.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 12:00pm
GRILLED DICKCHEESE HAS SPOKEN



toggletoggle post by Jealous losers at Dec 10,2014 12:44pm
you just wish you had awesome sponsors like us




toggletoggle post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:07pm
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.



toggletoggle post by Rodd swells at Dec 10,2014 1:11pm
The%20Real%20Truth said[orig][quote]
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.


Clearly, making passive-aggresive comments to unspecified targets and without logging in is the high road to take.



toggletoggle post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 10,2014 1:15pm
Except no one in the funderground autographs used bass strings and grow cancer cells in petri dishes in case they need them someday. It's entirely possible to be real and play for fun without proclaiming yourself a messiah in your own mind.



toggletoggle post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:16pm
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .



toggletoggle post by Rodd swells at Dec 10,2014 1:20pm
whats a funderground? i dont think that word is real. which is "funny" considering your handle on this board.



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 1:25pm
Here's the entire conversation between Robb and Sully yesterday. Presented in gorgeous shitty Tumblr format

http://bananab0at69.tumblr.com/



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 1:33pm
You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:34pm
The%20Real%20Truth said[orig][quote]
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .


You appear to have a very hazy grasp of what that term means, sir.



toggletoggle post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:50pm
Says the man who plays in a funderground party thrash band



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 1:50pm
I'm a proud basement dweller in a shitty metal band.



toggletoggle post by Aril is mad bro at Dec 10,2014 1:51pm
excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 1:54pm
TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject said[orig][quote]
You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.


if it was listed in order, it wouldn't make it any less retarded.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:57pm
Dude how has this not actually been posted, yet. This is the most MEHHYEAHHHEYARRRRRR that any band has ever been, ever. *bonus points for douchebag 50s mic cradling and "hand patting heart" faux sincerity*


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:58pm
Plus now we know why Robb talks about cum so much.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:59pm
It's like Staind took a bunch of thalidomide and then had a baby with Days of the NEHHH-HYEAAAHHHH



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 2:03pm
http://imgur.com/a/Ym5uA

Here's the conversation on imgur. It just reads backwards because Fuck technology



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 2:08pm
muddy%20may%20sugginz said[orig][quote]
http://imgur.com/a/Ym5uA

Here's the conversation on imgur. It just reads backwards because Fuck technology


it's still in no order. Fuck it, I give up. Its all there. You can figure it out.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 2:08pm
I'm pretty sure by the tone the bass drum in that song is a 5 gallon bucket.



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 2:10pm



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 2:24pm
When you upload the images, make sure they are listed from 1-whatever. When I have time I will organize it.



toggletoggle post by Some Guy at Dec 10,2014 2:34pm
I don't know If anyone actually has made it as far as 2:00 into That fucking terrible "Circum" Video but you should hear how he sings the Lyric "Taken Backaaaahhh"



toggletoggle post by Some Guy at Dec 10,2014 2:35pm
"10 steps Backaahhhhhh"



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 2:37pm
The best part is definitely their overall enthusiasm about the song they are playing.



toggletoggle post by 13000 fans! at Dec 10,2014 2:42pm
The views on this thread are creeping up on the amount of "fans" STA have! Maybe they should buy ad space here.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 2:43pm
Or how he spells like he sings. It takes a special kind of stupid to turn "succumb" into "circum".



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 2:52pm
I can't stop giggling at "TICKERTS"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 10,2014 2:57pm
Aril%20is%20mad%20bro said[orig][quote]
excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified


Yeah, because I'm the only person who has ever used that stupid fucking term.
Also, the sky is blue and a bear shits in the woods.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 3:02pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Aril%20is%20mad%20bro said[orig][quote]
excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified


Yeah, because I'm the only person who has ever used that stupid fucking term.
Also, the sky is blue and a bear shits in the woods.


See, I would've said "not quite understanding the term funderground, T.I." - but accualy was not Arl al algno.





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 10,2014 3:04pm
Thread needs more

RISK OF RAIN



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 3:05pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Thread needs more

RISK OF RAIN


Hit me up on STEREHEYEAM



toggletoggle post by question for rob at Dec 10,2014 4:08pm
Just curious what's up with the backwards N in your logo? Is there a secret meaning? I'll post a pic of their logo so you know what I'm talking about.

Thanks guys!





toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 4:12pm
muddy%20may%20sugginz said[orig][quote]
http://imgur.com/a/biksr

FUCK!


FIXED

http://imgur.com/a/D40n0



toggletoggle post by only reggie = robb is real at Dec 10,2014 4:22pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/470840773013872/

Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!


...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:29pm
only%20reggie%20=%20robb%20is%20real said[orig][quote]
https://www.facebook.com/events/470840773013872/

Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!


...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.


Robb: Only MY band can play center stage at MY birthday show with MY grammy nominated band!

Also, LOL @ 21+ after-party at the same American Legion.



toggletoggle post by On the other anal bead at Dec 10,2014 4:35pm
at least THIS guy has it together




toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 4:47pm
Does anyone know how old Robb actually is?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 4:47pm



toggletoggle post by only reggie = robb is real at Dec 10,2014 4:48pm
Im still baffled that one of their "tour" demands is that they will only play venues with 500+ capacity when their local shows only bring in 30 people in which 95% of them are in the other bands that are playing that night. These guys are absolutely unfuckingbelievable!

https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/events?key=past&ref=5
Their past events show nothing but terrible attendance at venues that ive never even heard of.

Aaaaannnndddd......they actually did a battle of the bands for a chance to open up for HINDER!!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ONCOLOGY at Dec 10,2014 5:01pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 5:04pm
Listening to that video right now:
5:45 - the host responds with how he needs to check out that video dump page because underground rock that hasn't been through the major label meatgrinder is like awesome
10:00 - talk about how the scene is dying because so many bands are trying to do the same thing
14:45 - Without touring, you're only making pennies
15:30 - Now that there's 3d printers, you can download a tshirt too!
18:30 - Actually, fuck this.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 6:08pm





Because when you are FAMOUS world wide amd have 13k likes on facebook it only makes sense that the second show from the KHAOS tour is played at a thrift store.One step closer to world domination.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 10,2014 6:12pm
TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject said[orig][quote]
How to ruin a fund raiser for cancer victims.

http://imgur.com/a/cl0Mb


Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"

Am I getting this right?



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 6:30pm
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said[orig][quote]

Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"

Am I getting this right?


Seems about right, yeah.



toggletoggle post by Robb wells should get real cancer at Dec 10,2014 7:00pm
I booked a show a while back....the hall cost 380 dollars, paid some kid with a p.a 50 dollars. Charged 8 dollars at the door. With paying money to all the bands and certain bands guarante's I still made out with a grand. How did his loser set up a 50,000 dollar event?? what!?!? This guy is a fucking asshole and his FAT band members suck just as much. Fucking freaks



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 10,2014 9:19pm
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.



toggletoggle post by TICKERTZ FOR TUBBY TWINNZ at Dec 10,2014 9:24pm
Wood yew lahk uh tikkert tuh mah shoew?!



toggletoggle post by pee pee bum bum at Dec 10,2014 9:45pm



toggletoggle post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:06pm



toggletoggle post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:08pm



toggletoggle post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:26pm



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ARCHIVES at Dec 10,2014 11:35pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.


NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 11:40pm
I really dig robb's pretty nail polish in that meme.Just a thought but aren't most 40 something year old men who wear nail polish usually drag queens?



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 11,2014 12:55am
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 1:50am edited Dec 11,2014 1:52am
Whilst trying to determine when Lady Spitfire was going to blacklist me I came across this:

https://www.facebook.com/metalmotivation




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 6:06am
Longdeadgod_nli said[orig][quote]
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved


Lady Spitfire would probably come defend her favoritest band in the world, but any place she and her friends can't delete comments and blacklist people is not a safe place for her.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 6:42am
https://www.facebook.com/events/360298280790440/?ref=5

Who the fuck makes an event for their album mixing and invites people to watch a stream of it? What the hell is the point of that?



toggletoggle post by TOM HANKS at Dec 11,2014 7:26am
CRYING? THERE'S NO CRYING IN METAL



toggletoggle post by surf party at Dec 11,2014 8:09am
Robb‘s%20AWOL%20Left%20Nut said[orig][quote]
https://www.facebook.com/events/360298280790440/?ref=5

Who the fuck makes an event for their album mixing and invites people to watch a stream of it? What the hell is the point of that?


I have a large dvd collection of people dicking around with protools



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:25am
If you read down the comments, apparently the stream didn't even work, anyway.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 8:32am
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20ARCHIVES said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.


NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.


The guy who is a pariah and lives in hiding now? Yeah we're all great pals.

And the fact that we all knew him disproves my point how?



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:37am
also, RTTP now #1 and #2 hits for
"still well angel" "dick beard"


but down to #6 for "dead ICP baby"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 8:38am
"Technical difficulties" = there was no one else on the other end of the Skype session



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:41am
They shoulda tried Gergle hengherrrts.



toggletoggle post by TOM HANKS at Dec 11,2014 9:42am
Still WELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSOOONNNN Angel



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF ANOTHER FAILED BENEFIT at Dec 11,2014 9:55am
SWA was so upset about this thread that they booked a benefit against bullying.
https://www.facebook.com/events/247707572057323


This is a Acoustic show featuring:
9:15-10pm Still Well Angel
8:30-9pm Cody Care
7:45-8:15pm Ron LaChapelle
Show starts at 7pm...No Cover
Legacy X will be there to collect anti bullying messages as well. Go to Legacyx.com for more info.
Bring any new/used unwanted clothes/toys/housewares for donation to help fight against Bullying. 180° Shoppe donates all of it's proceeds to Blueskies Wellness, Inc. a local nonprofit agency dedicated to ending bullying in the Merrimack Valley area.


You heard it. The venue will be donating all proceeds (of which there will be none since there is no cover and no one attending anyways) to an anti-bullying organization that will be too docile to complain about not actually getting any money. They will also be collecting blankets and clothing to end bullying because bullies are helpless against blankets.

All in all it's a chance for them to promote SWA and some amazing acts (I heard Ron LaChappelle has a hilarious bit on grape drink) and support a less tangible cause that an 18 month old baby won't die from when they don't raise any money.

FULL SUPPORT!!



toggletoggle post by Logical Falacy at Dec 11,2014 10:22am
Robb hates bullying unless it involves calling someone a faggot or a cunt



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 10:24am
Robb hates bullying unless someone smaller than him pisses him off and he's got a legion of people(including Downsy Ramone there, Lady Spitfire) to back him up. Then it's justice.



toggletoggle post by Jason Stone at Dec 11,2014 10:46am
I must advise you all that if you persist in making these posts you are in essence writing yourselves one way tickertz to the hoosgowl.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 11:12am
I don't want to keep posting but I keep Circumming to the urge.



toggletoggle post by STERP_BURLERS at Dec 11,2014 11:15am



toggletoggle post by UHRNREAL TUHRMAMENT ANEHRNCER at Dec 11,2014 11:17am
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MEHRNSTEHR KEHRL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 11,2014 12:05pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I don't want to keep posting but I keep Circumming to the urge.


you need to learn to Circumvent the desire by Circumabulating and Circumnavigating the Circumference.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 12:12pm
Wert?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 11,2014 12:31pm
All of this circumflexing circumstantial evidence is creating a circumambience other than originally circumscribed.



toggletoggle post by KIRHSTERN DURNST at Dec 11,2014 12:40pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 12:46pm
Man, I would give nearly anything to get video of SWA Unplugged.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 12:52pm edited Dec 11,2014 12:56pm

bennyhillifier

There's some good RRRRs in there. 2:20-2:25isb specifically.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 1:00pm

bennyhillifier

I go to a dark place when I listen to this song.



toggletoggle post by SWA DEPT OF CHARITABLE CHARITIES at Dec 11,2014 1:06pm
Hey little kid. Sorry you were bullied and called names. Here's a second hand B.U.M Equipment sweater with a cigarette burn that will solve all your problemsssssMMMMRRRYEAAAHH!!!!




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 11,2014 1:17pm
I hate the way his voice shits out whenever he has to "scream". It's such a cheap way of vocalizing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:31pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


There's some good RRRRs in there. 2:20-2:25isb specifically.


You are a god among men.




toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:32pm
This is the worst Slapshot cover I've ever heard.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:33pm
From the video description:

Playing No Friend of Mineion


You can't make this shit up.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:33pm
Although I think "Mieyhiahwn" is more of an accurate spelling.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:35pm
(The one random dude dancing around by himself @ 2:52 while the bassist jackasses around with his wireless is just priceless.)



toggletoggle post by DAYS OF THE NEW at Dec 11,2014 1:42pm
DYA%20is%20LITERATE%20LULZ%20LIBRARIAN said[orig][quote]
This is the worst Slapshot cover I've ever heard.


bennyhillifier[/QUOTE

can this fagget wear his days of the new signature guitar any fucking lower? he's basically resting his balls on top of it. if he has them.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:48pm
I just keep finding better and better videos, this pit has no bottom.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF EMPTY BUTTDART VENUES at Dec 11,2014 1:59pm
Working overtime here trying to find and document new empty spaces for SWA to play. They have a video of themselves playing to an empty room in just about every conceivable buttdart venue in northeastern Massachusetts. My wife tells me I need to take some time off, but the resolve of this band to play to a giant empty room surrounded by $1000 worth of PA equipment is just too strong.

oh well... BACK WORRRRHKKMMMRRRYEAAAAH



toggletoggle post by Truth at Dec 11,2014 2:46pm
I'm sure Still Well Angel loves all the free publicity they're getting on here.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 2:49pm
Butthurt PMs would disagree with that statement.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 2:53pm
Yes, the same people threatening to sue everyone making fun of them are just loving this.

"Truth" knocks it out of the park again.



toggletoggle post by DAYS OF THE NEW at Dec 11,2014 2:58pm
post the butthurt pm's plz sacreligion



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:18pm
Okie dokie.




toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:23pm
nothing screams rock and roll louder than grown ass "men" whining about cyber bullying



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:25pm
Please note that this PM was sent after repeated attempts to alert them of the scam they were participating in and that no actual label representatives would be present.



toggletoggle post by Big Shot Businessman at Dec 11,2014 3:25pm
Whenever I nicely and professionally ask someone to do something, I always make sure to talk shit to them at the same time.



toggletoggle post by LABEL SHOWCASE at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
There may not have been winners (besides that 15 year old girl that won), but there were certainly losers.



toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
the funny thing is, they all know none of that is true. they didnt sell out the place, no body is jealous, the place was not packed. what is he really trying to prove



toggletoggle post by Smoked a Big Cigar and Drove a Cadillac Car at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
I think this band's outta sight!



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 11,2014 3:46pm
This band is the goose that laid the golden shit. They just keep giving. I think there can't possibly be any more funny and then someone posts another new thing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:47pm
"I am asking you nicely and professionally to stop, something something crying on your couch like a doo-doo dumdum head. Ur jelly, hardest-working band, etc. etc. Now here's Robb with some thoughts about cum."



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:48pm
>> "it STOPS now"
>> it doesn't stop



toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:51pm
mike you should have just dropped a "shutup fagget"



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:54pm edited Dec 11,2014 3:55pm
That dude just liked Dumpster Fire's page. Stay tuned for what is sure to be a well-written and professional thesis as to why we suck.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:56pm
I'll just leave this here

"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"
Come hang out with ROBB of SWA and some of his fellow bassists as they go headstock to headstock to see who will be "king for a day" on the bass! He'd be happy with just being a Prince but he'd be even happier if ALL of you were there to see it representing with your HEADS OF RED!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1461470744109983/



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:59pm
Well, this outta be interesting. I've burned the tips of 3 of my fingers on my "picking" hand. I typically play bass with my fingers (in Still Well Angel I use a pick) but, I guess today... pick it is!
What? You didn't think I'd bail for a few burnt fingers, did ya?
GAME ON! How many "heads of red" will I see tonight?


"When this sucks, here's my preordered excuse as to why"



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 11,2014 4:00pm
DYA%20is%20LITERATE%20LULZ%20LIBRARIAN said[orig][quote]
I'll just leave this here

"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"


What's up with the gimp mask?



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 4:01pm
also "headstock to headstock"

OO=======o o======OO




toggletoggle post by MERP! MERP! BATTLE JACKET ALERT! at Dec 11,2014 4:03pm


Who is the douchebag with the thunderbird and battle jacket? MERP MERP MERP!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 4:05pm



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 4:08pm
Jesus. Did proper grammar fuck these guys behind a bar when they were drunk? Is that why SWA refuses to have anything to do it?



toggletoggle post by Red Head Redemption at Dec 11,2014 4:09pm
Only our boys in SWA would take a general event like that and make their own page which of course is FEATURING their own player who also happens to be a nobody.

"WOW! I seriously got all warm inside. Even got goosebumps! The amount of sharing for this event is so friggin' AWESOME! I never realized, before, how much support I have. So FUCKING blessed!"

10 WENT
11 MAYBE
1100 INVITED



toggletoggle post by lol $250 at Dec 11,2014 4:15pm
"Charles Berthoud won the contest and received $250."

He could use that $250 to buy a pair of autographed strings from the contest's most prominent loser ROBB WELLS OF STILL WELL ANGELLLLLAAAYYYMRREEYEAH!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 4:18pm
Or donate to Still Well Angel and double their current GoFundMe total.



toggletoggle post by Don'tFundMe at Dec 11,2014 4:20pm
Robb's plans have more holes in them than his mom's roof.



toggletoggle post by 420 at Dec 11,2014 4:21pm


420 toke up faggets



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:22pm
Only saying you've never instigated an argument or threatened anyone, then deleting this post before you go to the police is real. (My apologies, some of the comments were not expanded.)

http://imgur.com/a/JJbCf



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:28pm
To paraphrase shrunken comments:

Robb: "Sully is just an asshole who was mad his friend's band didn't get paid on that benefit! Erick and I had a signed agreement and he knows he broke it!"

Lucia: "Those guys are dicks! Just jealous losers! I am going to blacklist them for doing this and then we'll see where they get!"



toggletoggle post by RTTP AND 1 at Dec 11,2014 4:30pm
Don‘tFundMe said[orig][quote]
more holes in them than his mom's roof.




#shotsfired



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:14pm
Is reggie the igor of SWA? Robb says something and this douche is all over his fake cancer covered micro penis



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:16pm
And who the fuck is this halloween decoration of a woman lucia? Blacklisting bands? FROM WHAT?!?!?! WHAT DOES SHE DO!!?!?! These people disgust me to the point of serious anger.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:21pm
Blacklisting people from the industry??How can these freaks be so fucking delusional? Its like they are a bunch of little kids playing house. FUCKING AWFUL!



toggletoggle post by Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass at Dec 11,2014 5:36pm
Robb Wells
BASSIST FOR STILL WELL ANGEL = automatic last place.

Stick to wearing gimp masks and your cum collection, because your bass playing is pathetic.



toggletoggle post by r to the o double b at Dec 11,2014 5:52pm
Look at how he's holding his bass in that picture. Seriously. The gimp mask. This a a fifty year old man.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 5:55pm
178 year old Robb Wells is disappoint.



toggletoggle post by r to the o double b at Dec 11,2014 6:00pm
I'm surprised no one's come to defend themselves. Or at least threaten to sue us.



toggletoggle post by CHARLES_BERTHOUD at Dec 11,2014 6:11pm
HEAR YE HEAR YE MOTHERFUCKAZ. THE REIGNING BASS CHAMP IS HERE. C.B. 12 STRANGS WITH 250 DEAD MOTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENTS IN MY POCKET.

Lemme tell you basic niggas what's up with Robb Wells. That nigga couldn't out bass me if I jerked off a lawn mower first. That bitch nigga play like Cliff Burton AFTER his ass got flattened. Nigga's slap harmonics sound like Newman from Seinfeld chewing on his own diarrhea.
I'm better than him, Josh Staples, errybody! Especially Josh Staples.

Thanks for letting me post guys. First time long time. Peace love and god homies



toggletoggle post by a really important guy at Dec 11,2014 6:12pm
backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000



toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 6:17pm
i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 6:20pm
wobb%20rells said[orig][quote]
i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT


Troll identified.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 6:23pm
a%20really%20important%20guy said[orig][quote]
backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000


I can't take credit for this. When RTTP comes together as a community, as the prophet Pepelis once foretold, we are as strong as we are /r/etarded.



toggletoggle post by Drunken Tom Hanks style baseball manager at Dec 11,2014 7:01pm
http://youtu.be/sR3uY8Fd9U8

Wendy's and hot topic proudly presents SON OF BACONATOR



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 7:24pm

bennyhillifier

So does this guy always paint his nails or just for performances and shitty jam videos?



toggletoggle post by Roth from Crackdust at Dec 11,2014 7:25pm
i keep seeing advertisements to 'like' these equinsu ochas all over facebook here in botswana. this band sucks!!!



toggletoggle post by LOL at Dec 11,2014 8:14pm
This band doesn't know the 90's ended.



toggletoggle post by Robbs 3rd tour of duty at Dec 11,2014 8:55pm
I've never met him in person. Is Robb this horrible in person too?



toggletoggle post by SEEMSLEGIT at Dec 11,2014 9:16pm
Taken from the Still Well Angel Fan Club. The one with a whopping 125 members. And yes, almost all of those comments are band members or roadie guy.




toggletoggle post by LADIES MAN at Dec 11,2014 9:24pm



toggletoggle post by Matt Cheese SWA at Dec 11,2014 9:32pm
misery loves company, huh? bunch of faggot cum dumpster buttfaces!



toggletoggle post by 'SUP GUYS at Dec 11,2014 11:23pm



toggletoggle post by WUT? at Dec 11,2014 11:51pm
DIS SHIT COST FIDDY FO DOLLA!! FUK DAT!!!!!!
http://www.petergrimm.com/Shop_peter_grimm/drifter_4/crystal.html


DO WILLIE NELSON SHOP IN DAT STOR????



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 11,2014 11:59pm
That hat is so fucking edgy!



toggletoggle post by Gay for walls at Dec 12,2014 12:03am



toggletoggle post by SWA Photoshop Contest at Dec 12,2014 12:11am
Winner gets a a pair of signed guitar strings.




toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 12:16am
just got home from practice and I see that this thread has hit 600 posts and 10,000 views. Bova smiles on us all.




toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 12,2014 12:22am
I've known Anders for many years. We met sometime ago when we had a vision (shared by others) of creating a festival that many rock/metal/goth/punk acts would be a part of...The N.E.P.G.M. Festival.
Upon leaving that, Anders and I shared MANY conversations on how we could help our scene. Some of them conversations led to her creating Dark Sky Productions and later led to her becoming an instructor at The SCHOOL OF ROCK - BOSTON.
I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!

^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away. He literally takes credit for her starting her production co.
She actually formed it when a friend quit booking at a place. She had never booked before, so she formed Dark Sky. (From her ACTUAL friend's comments after her death)

He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.
Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 12,2014 12:44am
I don't leave home without my legions of fans, rock n roll in my heart and my Peter Grimm haberdashery. I want people to stare at my giant wisdom tooth surgery cheeks so I can save my male pattern baldness mohawk for special occasions.



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toggletoggle post by skenster at Dec 12,2014 1:24am
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it

But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Dec 12,2014 1:50am
KORNER OF KHAOTIC ROOFS

http://i.imgur.com/Nx1N1Tj.png

This is actually starting to bum me out



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 8:32am
hey guys, could you save me a KORNER OF THAT CAKEOSS?



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 9:11am
Sorry, all out of CAKEOSS. Wait until tomorrow though, we’re GETTING a BRAND NEW WORLD PREMIER CAKE! With MISPELLED LYRICS! Tune in tomorrow Yeti and get some CAKEKILL CAKELONIS!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 12,2014 9:13am
Help me out here. Did Robb start a GoFundMe to get his roof repaired?



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:17am
skenster said[orig][quote]
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it

But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.


Just the delusion in general - seriously, sucking is one thing, but the sheer "we are literally 5 minutes away from making it in The Biz at ALL TIMES / have somehow paradoxically already made it in The Biz and live rockstar lives while putting up Kickstarters to pay off back cable bills, lotto ticket commitments, etc." of it all is like




toggletoggle post by NYAC at Dec 12,2014 9:35am
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT



toggletoggle post by OLD TYME BUTTROCK at Dec 12,2014 9:41am
YOU'VE GOT CANCER AND I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I DON'T LIKE THE CYBERBULLYING YOU DO
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU WANT YOUR CANCER MONEY ITS EASY TO SEE
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I TOLD DUMPSTER FIRE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE

YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN COME AROUND
AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE 18 MONTHS OLD
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BENEFIT SHOW
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HANG AROUND
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I POST
LAUGHING AT MY GOFUND ME
DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DIRT IN BILL MILLMAN'S EYES!!?!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:42am
NYAC said[orig][quote]
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT





toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:44am
I can't fucking wait for the B4B cover of that cover.



toggletoggle post by OLD TYME BUTTROCK at Dec 12,2014 10:02am
FYI, Their Reverbnation page as the rippinest question box.
http://www.reverbnation.com/stillwellangel



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan at Dec 12,2014 10:11am edited Dec 12,2014 10:13am
IT'S FINALLY HERE


bennyhillifier



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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 10:21am
the EHR's and HYUH's are strong with this one.



toggletoggle post by we've had enough. at Dec 12,2014 10:22am
JEEEEEEEE-YUST

GO!



toggletoggle post by keeping the scene strong at Dec 12,2014 10:25am
nice ripoff boys!


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by YouTube Enthusiast at Dec 12,2014 10:33am
didn't laugh once. made it through a minute and a half.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by This So-ee-ong Sucksa at Dec 12,2014 10:36am
A guy playing a tom roll over a bunch of wind sounds for a minute and a half is clutch when you want to push your middling nu metal song towards the six minute mark.



toggletoggle post by Robb's mom's glory holes at Dec 12,2014 10:42am
You think they can't get any worse and then BOOM!!!!! Cykill Cyclonis



toggletoggle post by "Jeee-yust" GO at Dec 12,2014 10:45am
This is so bad the 90's couldn't have handled it. Glad they waited almost 20 years to release it.



toggletoggle post by SWA Historian at Dec 12,2014 10:49am
OLD%20TYME%20BUTTROCK said[orig][quote]
FYI, Their Reverbnation page as the rippinest question box.
http://www.reverbnation.com/stillwellangel


Screenshot for the historical records.




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 10:52am
They color flip their logo in that video and it looks like a skinny, veiny, syphilitic dong.



toggletoggle post by stealmealanal at Dec 12,2014 11:18am
inb4 band battle to have 4pm opening slot to this stellar show

http://www.thepalladium.net/event/732249-c...l-chamber-special-guests-worcester/



toggletoggle post by Coal Chamber OFFICIAL at Dec 12,2014 11:23am
Please don't lump us in with this piece of shit local band. We played Ozzfest. Main stage and earned our braids & Jncos. To play with Still Well Angel would be career suicide or dare I say it.... mmmmmmmrrrrLOCO!



toggletoggle post by Correct form of your/you're at Dec 12,2014 11:25am
YI'VE HAD ENOUGH, U GOT ME FEELIN UR SIKO



toggletoggle post by Still Born Assholes at Dec 12,2014 11:35am
https://www.facebook.com/groups/548833525160954/

GOT A HORT GROUP FOR ALL ERRR FEMALES FANZUH!



toggletoggle post by stealmealanal at Dec 12,2014 11:36am
I'm confused here. Is it supposed be -

"Feelin you are (you're) psycho?" and used your/you're incorrectly

ORRRR

"Feeling your psyscho" - which uses pyscho as a noun and therefor makes no absoutely sense.


????

I can understand messing up this grammar in a quick post online or something but... How is the rest of the band completely fine with their LYRIC video being blantantly incorrect.


MIND = BLOWN



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 11:40am
Well you’ve got the undercooked clone twins who probably one share one malformed brain. Guitarist is like 20 and so he probably doesn’t know better(I’m sure Fetus 1 and Fetus 2 and Robb Balls all talk up how much they know about “the industry” all the time to make him think they know better). And Robb is convinced that lying online and Kool-Aid hair dye are gonna get them signed.

Basically I’m saying this is a gaggle of magnificently stupid assholes.



toggletoggle post by Robb's Theoretical Domino at Dec 12,2014 11:45am
Grammar is clearly not their strong suit. But what do I know? There KHAOS has taking me!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 12:32pm
If that song is worthy of being their next single, I honestlg can't wait to hear the rest of the album.



toggletoggle post by RTTP GRAMMAR WAFFEN SS at Dec 12,2014 12:33pm
YOUR ARRERSTERD



toggletoggle post by ked kath and keyond at Dec 12,2014 2:05pm
I'm dying to get the album. No joke. The interior of the album jacket is rife with possibilities to mock.



toggletoggle post by PTF at Dec 12,2014 2:08pm
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.

A+ thread.



toggletoggle post by undefinedagnst at Dec 12,2014 2:12pm
Am I the only one who kinda wants to take one of Robbs workshops? I can't imagine how dumb it would be.



toggletoggle post by stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL at Dec 12,2014 2:17pm
PTF said[orig][quote]
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.

A+ thread.


there has GOT to be a video of this.

DO WANT.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 2:37pm
we need to commission Smaug to interview Robb Wells.



toggletoggle post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 12,2014 3:05pm
Hi Everybody, Loving this thread. So from that back and forth I had with Rob I got a lot of anti Robb fan mail. All that stuff I posted during our little spat was stuff that was sent to me and I put it up as I got. I just got this and it is the best one I've gotten so far. After watching I have decided to accept Robb's musical challenge though I play no instruments. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Robb's bass solo video


http://youtu.be/4WCR9tENuXE



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 3:08pm

bennyhillifier

Embedded for your pleasure.



toggletoggle post by j Satan at Dec 12,2014 3:21pm
Holy crap! I see why they have 13k fans! That was painful. It was like one of those shreds videos.



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