Still Well Angel will be teaming up with Live Music Showcase and getting the opportunity to audition for a Warner Bros Rep. LIVE in Boston. This is a special event with limited amount of tickets. Get them NOW and get the chance to see SWA in our last performance of 2014 and the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.
Tix are $20 for You and a GUEST and the show is 18 plus.
Great opportunity for this band. I'll just leave this bio right here (tl;dr):
Powerful riffs, unforgettable lyrics, originality, energy and passion are just a few words to
describe Still Well Angel, a hard rock/metal band from the Boston area. They
have taken their personalities and created one power group. Music is their drive; they
dream it, eat it and live it. They put their hearts into every song they write and every
performance they give.
In 1999 identical twins Sean and Stephen and collage friend Kevin Fisher created Still Well Angel. They began playing shows, recording and competing in Battles of the Bands. In 2000 Still Well Angel had their radio debut when Boston local station Rock 101 began playing the bands first single “Proof”. Requests came pouring in. The band continued performing at local clubs and local festivals, like Hempfest and Laconia Bike Week. In February 2002 Still Well Angel recorded their second single "Dream" another local radio hit. Then in 2005 they won New Hampshire Technical Institute’s Battle of the Bands and were awarded “Best Local Band” of 2005. Their local status continued to grow leading the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric, Dr. Chud’s X-Ward, Sardonica (two Misfits’ by-products), Trash Light Vision (featuring Acey Slade of Murderdolls and DOPE) and Virginia’s Bella Morte.
Then in October 2009, after a short hiatus, Still Well Angel headed back to the studio to record a six song EP, a preview of their debut album “The Khaos” set to be released in late 2013. In February 2011 they released their EP, with great success, as they returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel. They toured the New England scene promoting their EP. That summer they shared the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman.
In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys did a meet and greet with fans plus an interview with CNEU Rock Radio and became “Band of the Month” on CNEU.
Still Well Angel has also supported local charities when given the opportunity. On March 5th 2011 Still Well Angel joined with KROCKS who teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester. The band donated their equipment and on stage performing knowledge to help raise money and music performance to students in a battle of the bands. All money raised was donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. Then April 2011 they teamed up with Stop the Bleeding an organization that raises money for under-funded shelters of all kinds - homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. A Tribute to the Homeless 7 was a great success. 100% of the proceeds were donated to the Bread and Jams Day Center, a soup kitchen and homeless help center in Cambridge. The two teamed up again in September for the Rock Show 9, a great success. 100% of the proceeds from this show were donated to the Matta Home, a shelter for homeless veterans in Brockton. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes.
In August of 2012 the band headed to Vermont, Ma for Hungerfest to help Raise Money for the fall mountain food Shelf. The concert was a complete success and they were invited to come back next year. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival this festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
That next month in September they signed a 2 year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management along with a worldwide distribution for their 4 song EP that is being released by Republic/Sweetsounds digitally worldwide. As the holidays approached on the 20th of November they paired up again with “Stop the Bleeding” for another charity event in Boston to help raise money for the Nashua Soup Kitchen for Thanksgiving.
On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 There EP “Kalm Befor the Khaos” was released on Itunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia and became available at Emusic and Iheart Radio. Around Xmas time of 2012 SWA and CNEU rock radio joined together for “Metal for Tots” collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program and donated some of their SWA T-shirts for a Online Auction and Fundraising Charity for Hurricane Sandy Relief,. During their December concerts the also shared the stage with 90’s metal/punk band Green Jello. In mid January there were nominated for a Cidar Award for “Best band outside the VT and NH area.” Along with winning “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. With their powerful live performance has brought Still Well Angel much success over the last 13 years. There is no stopping this band from going to the top.
i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.
contact them and set up a live showcase that will feature the presence of a "Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Records" label rep.
post by RTTP department of missed opportunities at Nov 20,2014 1:24pm
man i really wish i had hit up that meet and greet to promote their show with hed PE, would have probably been able to learn some new ways to make guys cum
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF NAMING NAMES at Nov 20,2014 1:55pm
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.
;_;
You're just mad you don't get to pay to open for Dr. Chud’s X-Ward.
post by RTTP DEPTARTMENT OF FACEBOOKS at Nov 20,2014 4:52pm
"We REALLY need to sell these tickets immediately! What they are looking for is for us to order a second batch. THAT'S where the "impression" comes from."
post by YOUR ALL JUST JELLOUS at Nov 20,2014 4:59pm
post by Wren Wriley at Nov 20,2014 5:35pm
I'm not into sucking off my identical twin but these guys shred at what they do!
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.
post by comment quote from band at Nov 21,2014 10:05am
"your still ignorant"
...
post by STILL IGNORANT ANGEL at Nov 21,2014 10:08am
we have invited OVER 1000 people to this show. does YOURE band even know 1000 people??? i bet not. HA HA HA.
post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 21,2014 10:39am
Why do they need label support if they're doing so well on their own? This guy claims to be making money just sitting at home off the bands music without the need to tour.
post by dress code at Nov 21,2014 11:18am
The real question is, what fine club attire are you wearing to pass the dress code at the warner bros dicksuck audition?
This is event is for a select few artists and Dress code for this event will be strictly enforced, upscale nightclub attire only: no tennis shoes, hats, t-shirts, hooded sweaters, gangster apparel, or sportswear will be tolerated. This is also a "RED CARPET EVENT" with media coverage and we have limited tickets for this event and need all to arrive at.3:45pm (Please allow an extra 15 minutes for parking and admission). Bill Millman of Warner Bros. Records will be there to watch us perform along with a private 1 on 1 meeting afterwards to talk about our performance. Its very important that we get as many Friends, Family, and fans at this event to cheer us on and help make this showcase a chance for SWA to get signed.
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.
I have a sequined halter top you can borrow.
post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 12:48pm
I'll wear that to the audition, but I still need something for the video shoot. Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?
Haha, that does seem to match my idea of what the typical SWA fan would wear.
post by a and b grade aryan fan at Nov 21,2014 1:05pm
Do they make SWA stickas?
I want some.
post by Judge at Nov 21,2014 1:26pm
even fell for what i can only imagine was one of Gorilla Music's patented schemes where the band sells the tickets in packs of TWO for $20 instead of $10/pop. typical p2p ticket selling scaaaaaam.
So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...
For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.
So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...
For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.
Excited to start a band called Doris Murphy that blows the doors off this battle of the bands by accepting Metal Thursdays as payment.
post by Flashback Friday at Nov 21,2014 6:43pm
I remember the time Trash Mop got the opportunity to play for Bill Millman, and Terry was so doped up he fell asleep and missed the audition. Mr. Millman went to wake Terry up, and Terry became irate (only guy i knew that got violent on dope) and stabbed Bill in the thigh with a pen.
THEY COULD'VE BEEN HUGE, #1 on ReverbNation HUGE!
post by We're All Wondering at Nov 21,2014 9:36pm
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?
This band is more clueless then S2D. "korner of khaos"
post by ......... at Nov 23,2014 11:59am
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:
* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.
* 3-4 professional HD music videos
* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -
* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.
* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire
* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)
* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)
post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:24pm
One of these shitty band members banged my current girlfriend and I am pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!
post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:25pm
nah ok I am lying lol these stuffed peppers don't nothing
post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:57pm
Swa thongs haha
post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:59pm
Cause i want my girlfriend wearing lingerie that symbolizes four WAAF buttrock "men"
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?
Now you do. Listened to it cus curiosity got the best of me. The word that comes to my mind is "boring" Not even laughably bad, just boring. Okay the lyrics are hilariously bad.
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:
* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.
* 3-4 professional HD music videos
* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -
* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.
* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire
* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)
* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)
Judging by their age, this is less of a "we're making it!" and more of a "guys, we have to make it" plea for mercy from crushed dreams. And panhandling for hotel costs is grotesque.
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.
I was wondering about him, I saw that he's fb friends with a ton of friends of mine in the scene. I kinda figured he would be making better music then this with that type of connections around the area.
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 5:02pm
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.
The line for autographs must have been around the block with a fanbase like that!!
It's the ramblings of a delusional man talking to himself between both his personal page and the band's page. This is some serious Inverticrux type delusion of grandeur. Maybe they can work on a split 7" or at least teach each other how to fire a gun properly.
The contents of the "event" in that link is unbelievable and absolutely horrifying! That has to be the most pathetic display that ive ever seen from a local band; written by someone who has huge issues with insecurity, and is very delusional, self absorbed, and passive aggressive.
I like how they go from: We need EVERYONE'S help/we need YOU to make this happen!
To: We are angry because nobody is paying attention to this and blowing us up with show offers - the hardest working band in New England doesnt need YOU! World domination happens without YOU!
Also: We are too good and work too hard to play bars and small clubs! First tour will be arenas and BIG venues only!
I tried listening to Still Well Fingel to see what the hardest working band in New England sounds like, but I didn't like it. The music was bad but the vocals were worse. I felt embarrassment for them while listening to the music.
They also look like buttholes. You can really sense their desperation of waking up one day and realizing that they are close to 40 and the band they've been in for 13 years isn't going anywhere.
But they are Still Well Fingel. They have over 13,000 facebook likes that they paid for and 750,000 fans worldwide. SWF does not need you or Warner Bros. Records.
Still Well Angel and our new single “Devour and Carry on”, has been chosen and submitted by a member of the Grammy committee last week for “Best Metal Performance” for 2013. To be given a chance and considered for this is a amazing opportunity for a SWA to get a Grammy and make a life long dream come true. Only 10 artist…s get picked per category and the finalists are then selected at the pre Grammy awards in Nashville. No telling if we make the final 5 with a chance to get a Grammy and attend the awards ceremony but just to be chosen for this is unbelievable.
This is a huge blessing and a dream come true for me and SWA, a band I created in 1999 and have had nothing stop me from perusing everything this band deserves. Other big things coming soon the doors are open its time we walk though. More “Khaos” is coming starting in October….Thank you to our friends/family/ and fans for the support and believing in SWA.
post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE WE NOT FOUND THIS YET
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]
at 2:59 dude asks where they're from and dudeguy goes "oh, Boston" *head down in chest* "actually... Methuen..."
and then they talk about Fuck the Fire Department lady. I just keep waiting for Tommy Dice to call in.
post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]
post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:56pm
My friend and I watched that entire video on Saturday whilst shitfaced. I don't know where I went wrong with my life, but it was hilarious.
post by 23232323 at Nov 26,2014 9:07pm
He looks like a hamster storing food. I want to punch his fat swollen head off. What is with the spray painted beard?
post by Crowd Participation at Nov 27,2014 12:48am
WHEN I SAY SHUTUP YOU SAY FAGGET
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 1:46am
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
That singer appears to have also drank the Kool-Aid.
I desperately want to tell them that Bill Millman is currently nothing more than a local videographer but realize I have to wait until after or maybe even during this show for maximum effect.
post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 10:08am
There are a whole group of bands that think this is the way way to make it in music for whatever reason, they don't really seem to be concerned about actually making good music.
I see bands all the time posting about being signed to this management team, or making connections, vs. posting or writing actual songs, they're all living off their 8 year old demo with their 2 regional radio "hits" and all perpetually recording their debut
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
post by LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN at Nov 27,2014 11:39am
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?
Yea, I didn't so.
post by Not Fake at Nov 27,2014 12:04pm
Pretty sure there's hundreds of entries to each category every year that get whittled down to that "Final Five", mostly garbage bands with "connections"
Ok...I just listened to that Korner of Khaos song. It's really bad....like really bad. I tried to approach it with an open mind, but...well fuck it's just terrible.
-overused harmonics across the board
-repetitive
-sounds like a Disturbed demo from 1994 (if there was such a thing, IDK)
-lyrics that sound like they were written in some high school kids art class
-the guitar solo sounds like it was written and played by an eighth grader still trying to master hammer on's, pull off's and tapping
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.
they've been playing for 10+ years and can only get 30 people to confirm going to this "big gig" and they aren't deterred. So I highly doubt telling them that this is a scam would even slow them down. Guarantee they beat the staff there for load-in.
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.
backed. plus the friday night/saturday morning fallout will be enjoyable as they process that either a) they knew it all along and now everyone knows, b) they didnt know and they were crushed, c) they cancel the show and video and have to reimburse everyone. but probably won't because they already spent their money on sweet ed hardy threads, guy fieri beard bleach, and got2b glued hair gel.
post by backed at Dec 2,2014 6:32pm
not to mention they owe bill the milkman millman some serious change for those tickets. unless they purchased the tickets themselves to hock. which they probably did.
Bill Millman isn't the promoter. Different entity altogether. He is just the stooge they are using to milk bands for their money. They have to pay up by 5 on Friday, so notifying them ahead of time would be a favor.
post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 2,2014 6:48pm
A favor, yes. But some lessons need to be learned the hard way.
Definitely a harder lesson to learn AFTER they've paid them.
post by STILL WELL ASSHOLE at Dec 3,2014 2:54am
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
post by National Socialism Butt Rock at Dec 3,2014 3:00am
Red Carpet treatment only for our true Aryan brothers FYI, godsmack4lyf \m/
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
EXACTLY. Thats why I trolled them directly and called them out on their bullshit tactics.
I'll put my money on "guy whose job it was to hand out promotional stickers and lanyards outside the Paradise" over "insider of the biz."
post by insider at Dec 3,2014 10:48am
He told me he was "part of the team that signed Korn" and "worked with Linkin park from the beginning. i recorded the phone conversations for lulz and may perhaps upload them at some point.
Agreed. At least when Cheddarsmooth trolls bands desperate to "make it big", it's funny and doesn't result in such financial loss faceplanting of dreams.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
Well yeah... SWA didn't play.
post by RTTP DEPT OF SUCCESS STORIES at Dec 3,2014 4:25pm
This could be YOUR Band after working with LIVE MUSIC SHOWCASE!
And this down-home naive christian girl will be paying live music showcase in Ohio for her FIRST EVER live performance. I see a lot of promise in this one, she'll be back on their stage in no time at all.
We, as a company, have decided that these faggets do not have what we are seeking to represent our instruments. this includes both our American Custom Shop and Asian consumer line. best of luck, and i think i speak for the entire company when i say
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!
I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.
HOWEVER if you were to do it today instead then it will make billmans life more miserable as well when he has to field questions from them about his credentials tomorrow.
You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.
You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.
I don't know what that would do. I'm pretty sure venues that let those kind of shows happen don't give a shit about anything other than the promoter paying them.
You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.
You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.
so do it then fag
post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 3:00pm
post by Mark_R at Dec 5,2014 3:02pm edited Dec 5,2014 3:02pm
The wording on the Live Music Showcase website carefully avoids actually saying that A&R are in attendance with the intent to sign an act. It just says they'll be in the audience (presumably paid for their presence by LMS). The testimonials indicate they just give critiques of the performances. Guess it makes it easy for bands who are in a hurry to over-extrapolate what the site actually describes into a "This is our big chance to land a major contract" thing.
Just called the 24 hour addiction helpline in their video and got someone's voicemail, trying to find out which for-profit organization is behind that website that the band probably found with a quick google search to make themselves feel like they care about something other than a record contract.
post by can it be? at Dec 7,2014 11:45pm
is it true? can this be the fabled gayest band that rttp has ever come across? only xkikex can tell
post by xkikex at Dec 7,2014 11:49pm
it is gay, but is gay enough for me to make snarky remarks and then never actually do anything other than make snarky remarks? we shall see
The panel of judges for this Boston Showcase: Bill Millman, a former Sony music producer who worked in Artist Development and more recently as a regional promotions manager with Warner Brothers Records. Millman now owns Media Boss Television located outside of Boston.
"Panel of judges" is a bit misleading when it's only 1 dude.
The winner of the night: Rebecca Zama took first place in the showcase, she is only fifteen years old with a very bright future ahead of her.
Better luck next time at winning the chance to have a theoretical record contract, buttdarts.
They are posting that article like it is specifically about them. So good.
On a side note, chair douche Robb Wells is posting someone's phone number on his page. Dumpster Fire trolled them pretty fucking hard this weekend and he thinks it is one of ours, but none of us have a 603 number. Something about pranking a radio station. If it was someone on here, he is posting your number on his page and encouraging harassment. Just so you know.
post by Mystery Number at Dec 8,2014 11:59am
The mystery number is just a telemarketer, but this guy is so self-absorbed he thinks people pranking him.
I appreciate that someone thought that image was good enough to put their signature on it. Nothing says quality like jpeg artifacts and feathered edges!
post by Astronaut Sam Rockwell at Dec 8,2014 12:48pm
Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!
post by YOU JUST GOT SPITFIRED! at Dec 8,2014 12:58pm
post by Cross-Examiner at Dec 8,2014 1:02pm
plz explain what repercussions came from that guy lady spitfire re: dumpster fire
According to SWA's reply to my comment in that article, they also get the chance to meet a real live major label rep at some point in the next few weeks, not just Live Music Shocase WINNER Rebecca Zama.
Everyone here who has played music has played a show with 6 people there plus maybe the other bands and their girlfriends. It says a lot about a band if they spend the time having fun doing sketchy shit with their friends and getting in a fight in the parking lot... or if they spend it taking photos of themselves trying to convince everyone that it was a really important show.
post by Paullllllll at Dec 8,2014 2:40pm
Those were the glory days mike. This band is truly sad and pathetic. Their style is dated for MTV standards and thats obviously what they are attempting to go for. Their bass player looks like a sex offender that was recenetly released from walpole. They obviously only play to their many white trash relitives and random drunks who wander into the only bar they play because they know the fat sketchy owner. Fuck this band and that ugly retard of a singer needs to return that hat to the set of the al pacino movie Crusing. Shit at least S2D made me laugh.
post by needz band input at Dec 8,2014 2:51pm
so whos gonna post a link of this thread somewhere to bring it to the next next level?
post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 3:02pm
It does, but i don't know if Rev has enough room on the site for their long winded one-man rants.
post by revolutionizing music at Dec 8,2014 3:17pm
Paul...... don't worry. soon to be bumped if i can find the thread.....
That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.
I was originally going to post the soundboard guy working the Little Mixer That Could, but the chez lounge (sp?) and painted finger nails combo was too much.
post by You Can't Make This Shit Up at Dec 8,2014 4:17pm
Looking over that Robb Wells guy's Facebook, apparently he gives paid "seminars" on how to succeed in the music industry. JUST. WOW.
That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.
Sent this to Mark @ showcase live to ask if this was the pro photography we missed out on.
post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 4:23pm
For a bunch of guys who wear nail polish and bad beard/hair dye jobs, they use the word "faggot" pretty liberally.
post by Still wellbutrin side effects at Dec 8,2014 4:56pm
Are their guitars and drums matching their "attire"? He only gives Paid seminars on how to cope with the stigmas of being a registered sex offender.
Let me get this straight... This guy put together a benefit show and lacked the common sense to find someone to run sound for less than $500. No money went to the people who had cancer for whom the benefit was held, and they (rightfully) felt scammed. When the woman posted about it, he responded by claiming to have cancer himself to gain sympathy, then later calling her a "dumb cunt", and going on a huge tirade, even threatening to sue her.
I could understand if this guy had no experience running shows and honestly admitted to screwing up, but it sounds like he has a long history of doing this. He sounds like a real peach.
Oof, that "benefit" page took this to a dark place.
post by Robb's Cancerous Nostril at Dec 8,2014 7:50pm
"Cancer benefit"
The only benefit I can see in cancer is maybe it'll kill the bass player from Stillborn Angel.
post by Robbs Rainbow Seminars at Dec 8,2014 8:04pm
This dude rob is a chester I hope his "cancer" disables him from commiting anymore acts of heinous incompentance. Step in a puddle and plug your bass into your crate amp. Someone should book him for a seminar and then throw tomatos at him when he shows up. Obviously his steep fee will not be paid.
post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 8,2014 8:38pm
I just felt kind of bad for these morons until I read the cancer posts. Now I just hope they all die.
The age old joke of a band sucking so bad that they throw a cancer benefit show and end up handing a bill to the cancer patient FINALLY finds a home. Much respect to SWA for pulling King Codzo's sword from the stone!
On their page it says they played to a "packed house" for that stupid contest or whatever the hell it was.
Looking at the "photos" from the show there were maybe 8-10 people there. Wow, impressively packed house. What a bunch of douches.
Counter sue on the basis of his horrible "music" and poor understanding of the english language giving you PTSD. Also you now see David Drayman(Dreyman? still have no idea) every time you close your eyes.
post by Robb "almost has cancer" Wells at Dec 9,2014 12:36pm
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:39pm
dude what
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:42pm
I almost killed my wife and I on the way home from your show. I put in THAT many hours for YOU! I paid out of pocket for YOU! I put in 6 months of effort for YOU! Your welcome and sorry I couldn't raise money for you. I can't win EVERY battle.
FOR YOUUUUUUUUU
post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 12:44pm
If he "almost has cancer" is there way to move the process along?
That Jonathan Livingston Seagull guy is a jabroni deluxe too.
post by RobRiobbCancerous Nostrilb's at Dec 9,2014 12:51pm
Jonathan runs the homeless shelter benefit shows that Robb constantly trots out as an example of how much he and Stillborn Angel care about the community. Of course he's going to suck him off.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:57pm
Robb Wells I can't. I got lawyers involved and they wanna see this as it goes. Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards. Well, let them keep it goin. I can use words like cunt because, in a dictionary, it's not even a real word. And even if it were...I FOUGHT IN A WAR WHICH ENSURES MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. IN fact, I did a double tour which means I fought for mine and fought to shut those up who are ignorant. If that needs a lawyer, then so be it.
HE FOUGHT IN A WAR FOR THE RIGHT TO CLAIM TO ALMOST HAVE CANCER AND DEFRAUD A CHARITY
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:59pm
Robb Wells I never once mentioned how I had to ignore helping my family pay for my dads funeral costs because I already obligated my time and resources to this show. I left all of that out.
I've lost several family members to cancer. In fact, my whole entire dads side who has passed away ALL dies from cancer except my grandmother who lived to see 76.
I WILL have cancer. To call me a scam artist implies I've done this before and that IS slander. But, I'm a better person than that and can roll with the punches. It'll take way more than one person, or a whole family, to take me down. Not my first rodeo and not my last.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
^^^ At least now I know I'm not just blocked.
post by Robbs almost cancerous Dick beard at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
"Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards."
are you kidding me? its obvious that they dont give a shit about other local musician's too. How can someone possibly be this dillusional? Ive played and been to shows at fuckin obriens on a snowy rainy tuesday night that had more people then "Westend johnnies" or whatever that super presitious dress coded high end venue had for this fag and his SUPER PROFESSIONAL MONEY MAKING BAND. Fuck this asshole and his rehashed papa roach riffs. I hope this idiot steps on a IED. Almost cancer?!?!? dick head
post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 1:40pm edited Dec 9,2014 1:41pm
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.
I'd like to arrange a future benefit show for Rob for his eventual cancer diagnosis. Winner of the pre-show drawing gets to stand behind the mixer and take all proceeds from the door.
post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 1:47pm
Can we have a benefit show where proceeds go to GIVING him cancer?
Or maybe just put one of these inside the club
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:48pm
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.
THANK YOU
Imgur should let you put it all in one post, FYI.
post by Robbs empty welbutrin prescription bottle at Dec 9,2014 1:56pm
This should be plastered all over SWA shit. Put a nail in the coffin and end this steaming waste pile of a "band". SWA does not support cancer patients however they will accept donations for thier slimeball bass players' cancer he believes he WILL have in the future.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:58pm
ITT: This band almost has AIDS
post by Millman Millman Millman at Dec 9,2014 2:01pm
ALL OF YOU shitting on a band you know NOTHING ABOUT?!!!?! Who the FUCK do you think you are?!!?!
post by surf party at Dec 9,2014 2:08pm
If I were a cop and some 50 year old guy dressed like a teenager came in all bent out of shape because his band that nobody has ever heard of was made fun of on the internet I would lose my fucking mind
NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF?! How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?! Robb has told me about what they are up to "behind the scenes" and its the truth that you are all just JEALOUS!!!!
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF MICHAEL MADSEN at Dec 9,2014 2:14pm
post by clarification at Dec 9,2014 2:15pm
this HAS already been added to the archive thread, correct? cause it looks like this is just getting started. love robb's blatant homophobic language, utilizing words like "faggot" and going on and on and on about cum on his page. if robb's in a band for BUSINESS and is TOTALLY SERIOUS and FAMOUS and WORLDWIDE, i wonder how many of those paid likes will retract their interest (if there was one in the first place) upon learning of this guy's professional attitude and social skills.
post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm
"paid likes"?!?! Robb says you can't even DO that!!! I know EVERYTHING that's been going on and I CAN'T WAIT until this shit hits the fan over ALL OF YOU!!!!
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 2:22pm
I love that in that pic with the four kids, one of them just clearly ran out of fucks to give and is laying down onstage. ROCK STAR YEAH!
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:26pm
HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTERS LOOSERS!!!! SWA IS GOING PLACES WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR COMPUTERS JERKING OFF WITH YOUR OWN TEARS!!!! YOUR ALL GONNA WISH YOU NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!!!!
Thread of the year or thread of the century? Serious inquiry.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 4:52pm
13k like yet this poor excuse of a band cant even draw an audience.Isnt funny that none of the big metal bands in the scene want or do play with these premadonas?Could it be their egos?The way they present themselves? (Hardest working band..pfffft) or the fact that they sound like a shittier version of Godsmack? Fucking Robb is a delusional retard who thinks he can buy his way into the industry instead of going out and earning it like all the other hard working bands. If Robbs claims that he makes so much money off his band why does he have a gofund me to fix his moms roof?Surely he can use all the swa to fix a small hole in his moms roof.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 5:05pm
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!
post by Robb's Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:21pm
These guys Bastardizing the ALS Challength into their own insipid "SWA Challenge", wherein they were to do "wacky stunts" for money. Only got one buyer, who made them wear tutus and do a song on video for $50.
Between buying/renting the tutus and the gas money to get to their jam space they probably broke even.
Just that much closer to WORLD DOMINATION!!!1
This sleazy shit came on the heels of their hysterical Kickstarter they came up with which had all the "Things they needed to get this long-overdue dream going" (Been a band since 1999...but Robb has only been in it for just over a year).
The highlight that was brought up earlier was they were going to take their fans' $$, buy merchandise with it, and then SELL IT BACK TO THEM!!! Fucking kill yourselves...messily...on video...wearing tutus.
I'll chip in a full Benjamin for that clip.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:30pm
This is from the (since taken down) Challenge. NOONE called them out about using the ALS style challege for their own gain.
This is after they, of course, did the challenge as a band..."THE FIRST BAND TO DO THAT!!"
Nice...tutus...
post by paulgreeley of j.a.i.l at Dec 9,2014 5:37pm
Anyone remember when Robb used to wear a hockey mask on stage a few years ago?Claims it was to separate the onstage persona from the off stage one.Of course he'll never wear it again because it'll block that beautiful kool-aid dye job in his hair.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:40pm
Piling on...
Here is the older video from before the new lineup.
Song name: "Circum"
Why? Because the chorus "Should I Circum (sic)...to my own misery..."
Can't make this shit up folks. StaindSmack wants their shitty song back...
I can't believe you PUSSIES are still talking shit!!! Start your own bands and MAYBE you can be 1% the success they are!!!! Then maybe your "opinions" might be worth SOMETHING!!
I do appreciate that "Funny Moments" is in quotes so that you know it's just a matter formality and there astro-turfed attempts to show their lighter side are in fact fucking stupid and embarrassing.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:01pm
OK, after watching that video, I feel stupider, and yet more assured that Robb is, in fact, retarded.
I was "TRYING" to play nice because Robb asked me too but now I can say what I want! Your all just TALENTLESS JEALOUS PUSSIES behind a computer with NOTHING better to do!!! They'll be laughing all the way to the bank when NO HALO drops GLOBALLY!!! And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!! Maybe they should look like a bunch of homeless people on stage. THAT WILL WORK!!! LMFAO!!! YOU MORON!!
post by really at Dec 9,2014 8:33pm
There's no way this can be real. Nobody actually gives this much of a fuck.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:39pm
You're right, joke's on me, I want one of those sweet(read: stupid) cowboy hats and a soul patch that looks like I ate out some bleeding Worcester pussy. How do I get those?
Only unblocking someone from your Facebook page to have an actual debate, proceeding to call them a faggot, losing said argument, threatening to go to the police, then deleting the whole thing is real.
I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL
Have fun with yours. Better hope you don't get cancer.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 11:30pm
How can a band have a world wide fan base when they can't even sellout a show at the fucking Sad Cafe?! Stop kissing Robb's ass Reggie and get a clue.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 11:41pm
Wouldn't some of that "Worldwide fanbase", 13,000 strong, EVER POST on a single, repeated ad nauseum status?
It's the same thing every post.
"We are excited about something!!!"
*Crickets*
*Robb likes own post*
*Robb likes post as State Of Corrections*
*More Crickets*
And Reggie is literally a Johnny-Cum-Lately. Way to pick this as your bandwagon to jump on...you half-retarded, illiterate homophobe.
You and your KoolAid goatee and closeted tendencies fit right in.
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 1:44am
Worcester Pulse Music Awards
If you scroll down to the comments section, you will find our masked crusader nominating himself for the "Lifetime Achievement Award" without a hint of irony.
When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"
Meanwhile, he goes to Red Sox games...and Rock & Shock...and spends who knows how much of this joke of a band...
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 6:34am
When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"
Hey, he's doing the best that he can / best he ever did. Sounds like you should just GERR AWHEYYY
Apparently Boston needs Stillborn Angels to put them BACK on THE map FOR WORLD DOMINATIONALIZING or something.
Still want to know what Robb's mental infirmity is, because it's amazing. Who would trust this guy to work with electricity and not lick the wires? And what's with their fat roadie/hype man?
Layers of mystery to this band. I am intrigued.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:46am
This is like Christmas. Watch Robb have a giant temper tantrum halfway down the page because nobody is booking them, while trying to say at the same time that the booking is going great and they're on their way to world domination.
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 10:00am
Plus, you know he'll just delete anything that contradicts their image of themselves as these super huge rock stars anyway.
post by Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts at Dec 10,2014 10:10am
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.
Then the whole 'we're going for it' vibe at a late stage in life. At some point having dreams becomes a little faggy. A little sad, but meh.
Then the cancer weirdness.
Then the delusions-13000 fans and 30 person crowds after 15 years of sub-mediocrity should send your internal Bayesian network into a tizzy.
The crash and burn factor on this is a little higher than flight 175, keep up the pathetic but necessary work gentlemen.
post by A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors at Dec 10,2014 10:17am
After getting ripped off for all my cancr funds I wish I was a stillborn angel. Which in Rob speak means I was almost aborted.
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.
Well, here's the problem - looks like you're a fagget! That'll be $18 P&L, please.
post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:11am
post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:13am
Who the fuck do these Hot Topics Godsmack Kool aid hair 90's throwback rejects think they are? Nobody wants your fucking autograph you ego maniacal self aggrandizing fuckwad ingrate motherfuckers. Matching outfits are for faggets that care more about image than what their sucky band sounds like and this band sounds so bad I hope their bad music makes all their shitfuck glow in the dark Marilyn Manson douche fans slit their wrists.
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.
Clearly, making passive-aggresive comments to unspecified targets and without logging in is the high road to take.
post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 10,2014 1:15pm
Except no one in the funderground autographs used bass strings and grow cancer cells in petri dishes in case they need them someday. It's entirely possible to be real and play for fun without proclaiming yourself a messiah in your own mind.
post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:16pm
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .
post by Rodd swells at Dec 10,2014 1:20pm
whats a funderground? i dont think that word is real. which is "funny" considering your handle on this board.
post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 1:25pm
Here's the entire conversation between Robb and Sully yesterday. Presented in gorgeous shitty Tumblr format
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .
You appear to have a very hazy grasp of what that term means, sir.
post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:50pm
Says the man who plays in a funderground party thrash band
You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.
if it was listed in order, it wouldn't make it any less retarded.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:57pm
Dude how has this not actually been posted, yet. This is the most MEHHYEAHHHEYARRRRRR that any band has ever been, ever. *bonus points for douchebag 50s mic cradling and "hand patting heart" faux sincerity*
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 2:24pm
When you upload the images, make sure they are listed from 1-whatever. When I have time I will organize it.
post by Some Guy at Dec 10,2014 2:34pm
I don't know If anyone actually has made it as far as 2:00 into That fucking terrible "Circum" Video but you should hear how he sings the Lyric "Taken Backaaaahhh"
Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!
...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.
Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!
...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.
Robb: Only MY band can play center stage at MY birthday show with MY grammy nominated band!
Also, LOL @ 21+ after-party at the same American Legion.
post by On the other anal bead at Dec 10,2014 4:35pm
post by only reggie = robb is real at Dec 10,2014 4:48pm
Im still baffled that one of their "tour" demands is that they will only play venues with 500+ capacity when their local shows only bring in 30 people in which 95% of them are in the other bands that are playing that night. These guys are absolutely unfuckingbelievable!
Listening to that video right now:
5:45 - the host responds with how he needs to check out that video dump page because underground rock that hasn't been through the major label meatgrinder is like awesome
10:00 - talk about how the scene is dying because so many bands are trying to do the same thing
14:45 - Without touring, you're only making pennies
15:30 - Now that there's 3d printers, you can download a tshirt too!
18:30 - Actually, fuck this.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 6:08pm
Because when you are FAMOUS world wide amd have 13k likes on facebook it only makes sense that the second show from the KHAOS tour is played at a thrift store.One step closer to world domination.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 10,2014 6:12pm
Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"
Am I getting this right?
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 6:30pm
Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"
Am I getting this right?
Seems about right, yeah.
post by Robb wells should get real cancer at Dec 10,2014 7:00pm
I booked a show a while back....the hall cost 380 dollars, paid some kid with a p.a 50 dollars. Charged 8 dollars at the door. With paying money to all the bands and certain bands guarante's I still made out with a grand. How did his loser set up a 50,000 dollar event?? what!?!? This guy is a fucking asshole and his FAT band members suck just as much. Fucking freaks
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
post by TICKERTZ FOR TUBBY TWINNZ at Dec 10,2014 9:24pm
Wood yew lahk uh tikkert tuh mah shoew?!
post by pee pee bum bum at Dec 10,2014 9:45pm
post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:06pm
post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:08pm
post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:26pm
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ARCHIVES at Dec 10,2014 11:35pm
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 11:40pm
I really dig robb's pretty nail polish in that meme.Just a thought but aren't most 40 something year old men who wear nail polish usually drag queens?
post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 11,2014 12:55am
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved
post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 1:50am edited Dec 11,2014 1:52am
Whilst trying to determine when Lady Spitfire was going to blacklist me I came across this:
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved
Lady Spitfire would probably come defend her favoritest band in the world, but any place she and her friends can't delete comments and blacklist people is not a safe place for her.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 6:42am
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.
The guy who is a pariah and lives in hiding now? Yeah we're all great pals.
And the fact that we all knew him disproves my point how?
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:37am
This is a Acoustic show featuring:
9:15-10pm Still Well Angel
8:30-9pm Cody Care
7:45-8:15pm Ron LaChapelle
Show starts at 7pm...No Cover
Legacy X will be there to collect anti bullying messages as well. Go to Legacyx.com for more info.
Bring any new/used unwanted clothes/toys/housewares for donation to help fight against Bullying. 180° Shoppe donates all of it's proceeds to Blueskies Wellness, Inc. a local nonprofit agency dedicated to ending bullying in the Merrimack Valley area.
You heard it. The venue will be donating all proceeds (of which there will be none since there is no cover and no one attending anyways) to an anti-bullying organization that will be too docile to complain about not actually getting any money. They will also be collecting blankets and clothing to end bullying because bullies are helpless against blankets.
All in all it's a chance for them to promote SWA and some amazing acts (I heard Ron LaChappelle has a hilarious bit on grape drink) and support a less tangible cause that an 18 month old baby won't die from when they don't raise any money.
FULL SUPPORT!!
post by Logical Falacy at Dec 11,2014 10:22am
Robb hates bullying unless it involves calling someone a faggot or a cunt
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 10:24am
Robb hates bullying unless someone smaller than him pisses him off and he's got a legion of people(including Downsy Ramone there, Lady Spitfire) to back him up. Then it's justice.
post by Jason Stone at Dec 11,2014 10:46am
I must advise you all that if you persist in making these posts you are in essence writing yourselves one way tickertz to the hoosgowl.
post by SWA DEPT OF CHARITABLE CHARITIES at Dec 11,2014 1:06pm
Hey little kid. Sorry you were bullied and called names. Here's a second hand B.U.M Equipment sweater with a cigarette burn that will solve all your problemsssssMMMMRRRYEAAAHH!!!!
can this fagget wear his days of the new signature guitar any fucking lower? he's basically resting his balls on top of it. if he has them.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:48pm
I just keep finding better and better videos, this pit has no bottom.
post by RTTP DEPT OF EMPTY BUTTDART VENUES at Dec 11,2014 1:59pm
Working overtime here trying to find and document new empty spaces for SWA to play. They have a video of themselves playing to an empty room in just about every conceivable buttdart venue in northeastern Massachusetts. My wife tells me I need to take some time off, but the resolve of this band to play to a giant empty room surrounded by $1000 worth of PA equipment is just too strong.
oh well... BACK WORRRRHKKMMMRRRYEAAAAH
post by Truth at Dec 11,2014 2:46pm
I'm sure Still Well Angel loves all the free publicity they're getting on here.
Please note that this PM was sent after repeated attempts to alert them of the scam they were participating in and that no actual label representatives would be present.
post by Big Shot Businessman at Dec 11,2014 3:25pm
Whenever I nicely and professionally ask someone to do something, I always make sure to talk shit to them at the same time.
post by LABEL SHOWCASE at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
There may not have been winners (besides that 15 year old girl that won), but there were certainly losers.
post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
the funny thing is, they all know none of that is true. they didnt sell out the place, no body is jealous, the place was not packed. what is he really trying to prove
post by Smoked a Big Cigar and Drove a Cadillac Car at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
I think this band's outta sight!
post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 11,2014 3:46pm
This band is the goose that laid the golden shit. They just keep giving. I think there can't possibly be any more funny and then someone posts another new thing.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:47pm
"I am asking you nicely and professionally to stop, something something crying on your couch like a doo-doo dumdum head. Ur jelly, hardest-working band, etc. etc. Now here's Robb with some thoughts about cum."
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:48pm
>> "it STOPS now"
>> it doesn't stop
post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:51pm
mike you should have just dropped a "shutup fagget"
post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:54pm edited Dec 11,2014 3:55pm
That dude just liked Dumpster Fire's page. Stay tuned for what is sure to be a well-written and professional thesis as to why we suck.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:56pm
I'll just leave this here
"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"
Come hang out with ROBB of SWA and some of his fellow bassists as they go headstock to headstock to see who will be "king for a day" on the bass! He'd be happy with just being a Prince but he'd be even happier if ALL of you were there to see it representing with your HEADS OF RED!
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:59pm
Well, this outta be interesting. I've burned the tips of 3 of my fingers on my "picking" hand. I typically play bass with my fingers (in Still Well Angel I use a pick) but, I guess today... pick it is!
What? You didn't think I'd bail for a few burnt fingers, did ya?
GAME ON! How many "heads of red" will I see tonight?
"When this sucks, here's my preordered excuse as to why"
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 4:08pm
Jesus. Did proper grammar fuck these guys behind a bar when they were drunk? Is that why SWA refuses to have anything to do it?
post by Red Head Redemption at Dec 11,2014 4:09pm
Only our boys in SWA would take a general event like that and make their own page which of course is FEATURING their own player who also happens to be a nobody.
"WOW! I seriously got all warm inside. Even got goosebumps! The amount of sharing for this event is so friggin' AWESOME! I never realized, before, how much support I have. So FUCKING blessed!"
10 WENT
11 MAYBE
1100 INVITED
post by lol $250 at Dec 11,2014 4:15pm
"Charles Berthoud won the contest and received $250."
He could use that $250 to buy a pair of autographed strings from the contest's most prominent loser ROBB WELLS OF STILL WELL ANGELLLLLAAAYYYMRREEYEAH!!!
Or donate to Still Well Angel and double their current GoFundMe total.
post by Don'tFundMe at Dec 11,2014 4:20pm
Robb's plans have more holes in them than his mom's roof.
post by 420 at Dec 11,2014 4:21pm
420 toke up faggets
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:22pm
Only saying you've never instigated an argument or threatened anyone, then deleting this post before you go to the police is real. (My apologies, some of the comments were not expanded.)
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:28pm
To paraphrase shrunken comments:
Robb: "Sully is just an asshole who was mad his friend's band didn't get paid on that benefit! Erick and I had a signed agreement and he knows he broke it!"
Lucia: "Those guys are dicks! Just jealous losers! I am going to blacklist them for doing this and then we'll see where they get!"
post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:14pm
Is reggie the igor of SWA? Robb says something and this douche is all over his fake cancer covered micro penis
post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:16pm
And who the fuck is this halloween decoration of a woman lucia? Blacklisting bands? FROM WHAT?!?!?! WHAT DOES SHE DO!!?!?! These people disgust me to the point of serious anger.
post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:21pm
Blacklisting people from the industry??How can these freaks be so fucking delusional? Its like they are a bunch of little kids playing house. FUCKING AWFUL!
post by Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass at Dec 11,2014 5:36pm
Robb Wells
BASSIST FOR STILL WELL ANGEL = automatic last place.
Stick to wearing gimp masks and your cum collection, because your bass playing is pathetic.
post by r to the o double b at Dec 11,2014 5:52pm
Look at how he's holding his bass in that picture. Seriously. The gimp mask. This a a fifty year old man.
HEAR YE HEAR YE MOTHERFUCKAZ. THE REIGNING BASS CHAMP IS HERE. C.B. 12 STRANGS WITH 250 DEAD MOTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENTS IN MY POCKET.
Lemme tell you basic niggas what's up with Robb Wells. That nigga couldn't out bass me if I jerked off a lawn mower first. That bitch nigga play like Cliff Burton AFTER his ass got flattened. Nigga's slap harmonics sound like Newman from Seinfeld chewing on his own diarrhea.
I'm better than him, Josh Staples, errybody! Especially Josh Staples.
Thanks for letting me post guys. First time long time. Peace love and god homies
post by a really important guy at Dec 11,2014 6:12pm
backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000
post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 6:17pm
i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT
post by SWA Photoshop Contest at Dec 12,2014 12:11am
Winner gets a a pair of signed guitar strings.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 12:16am
just got home from practice and I see that this thread has hit 600 posts and 10,000 views. Bova smiles on us all.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 12,2014 12:22am
I've known Anders for many years. We met sometime ago when we had a vision (shared by others) of creating a festival that many rock/metal/goth/punk acts would be a part of...The N.E.P.G.M. Festival.
Upon leaving that, Anders and I shared MANY conversations on how we could help our scene. Some of them conversations led to her creating Dark Sky Productions and later led to her becoming an instructor at The SCHOOL OF ROCK - BOSTON.
I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!
^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away. He literally takes credit for her starting her production co.
She actually formed it when a friend quit booking at a place. She had never booked before, so she formed Dark Sky. (From her ACTUAL friend's comments after her death)
He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.
Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.
I don't leave home without my legions of fans, rock n roll in my heart and my Peter Grimm haberdashery. I want people to stare at my giant wisdom tooth surgery cheeks so I can save my male pattern baldness mohawk for special occasions.
post by PARTY HARD at Dec 12,2014 12:55am
post by skenster at Dec 12,2014 1:24am
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it
But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.
hey guys, could you save me a KORNER OF THAT CAKEOSS?
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 9:11am
Sorry, all out of CAKEOSS. Wait until tomorrow though, we’re GETTING a BRAND NEW WORLD PREMIER CAKE! With MISPELLED LYRICS! Tune in tomorrow Yeti and get some CAKEKILL CAKELONIS!
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it
But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.
Just the delusion in general - seriously, sucking is one thing, but the sheer "we are literally 5 minutes away from making it in The Biz at ALL TIMES / have somehow paradoxically already made it in The Biz and live rockstar lives while putting up Kickstarters to pay off back cable bills, lotto ticket commitments, etc." of it all is like
post by NYAC at Dec 12,2014 9:35am
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT
post by OLD TYME BUTTROCK at Dec 12,2014 9:41am
YOU'VE GOT CANCER AND I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I DON'T LIKE THE CYBERBULLYING YOU DO
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU WANT YOUR CANCER MONEY ITS EASY TO SEE
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I TOLD DUMPSTER FIRE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN COME AROUND
AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE 18 MONTHS OLD
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BENEFIT SHOW
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HANG AROUND
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I POST
LAUGHING AT MY GOFUND ME
DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DIRT IN BILL MILLMAN'S EYES!!?!!
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:42am
post by This So-ee-ong Sucksa at Dec 12,2014 10:36am
A guy playing a tom roll over a bunch of wind sounds for a minute and a half is clutch when you want to push your middling nu metal song towards the six minute mark.
post by Robb's mom's glory holes at Dec 12,2014 10:42am
You think they can't get any worse and then BOOM!!!!! Cykill Cyclonis
post by "Jeee-yust" GO at Dec 12,2014 10:45am
This is so bad the 90's couldn't have handled it. Glad they waited almost 20 years to release it.
post by Coal Chamber OFFICIAL at Dec 12,2014 11:23am
Please don't lump us in with this piece of shit local band. We played Ozzfest. Main stage and earned our braids & Jncos. To play with Still Well Angel would be career suicide or dare I say it.... mmmmmmmrrrrLOCO!
post by Correct form of your/you're at Dec 12,2014 11:25am
YI'VE HAD ENOUGH, U GOT ME FEELIN UR SIKO
post by Still Born Assholes at Dec 12,2014 11:35am
"Feelin you are (you're) psycho?" and used your/you're incorrectly
ORRRR
"Feeling your psyscho" - which uses pyscho as a noun and therefor makes no absoutely sense.
????
I can understand messing up this grammar in a quick post online or something but... How is the rest of the band completely fine with their LYRIC video being blantantly incorrect.
MIND = BLOWN
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 11:40am
Well you’ve got the undercooked clone twins who probably one share one malformed brain. Guitarist is like 20 and so he probably doesn’t know better(I’m sure Fetus 1 and Fetus 2 and Robb Balls all talk up how much they know about “the industry” all the time to make him think they know better). And Robb is convinced that lying online and Kool-Aid hair dye are gonna get them signed.
Basically I’m saying this is a gaggle of magnificently stupid assholes.
post by Robb's Theoretical Domino at Dec 12,2014 11:45am
Grammar is clearly not their strong suit. But what do I know? There KHAOS has taking me!
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.
A+ thread.
post by undefinedagnst at Dec 12,2014 2:12pm
Am I the only one who kinda wants to take one of Robbs workshops? I can't imagine how dumb it would be.
post by stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL at Dec 12,2014 2:17pm
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.
we need to commission Smaug to interview Robb Wells.
post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 12,2014 3:05pm
Hi Everybody, Loving this thread. So from that back and forth I had with Rob I got a lot of anti Robb fan mail. All that stuff I posted during our little spat was stuff that was sent to me and I put it up as I got. I just got this and it is the best one I've gotten so far. After watching I have decided to accept Robb's musical challenge though I play no instruments. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Robb's bass solo video
