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returntothepit >> discuss >> A Modest Proposal: Epic and Legendary RTTP Thread Archive by DestroyYouAlot on Aug 15,2007 3:13pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2007 3:13pm edited Aug 15,2007 4:20pm
There have been so many nuggets of comedy gold shat forth from RTTP, I think it'd be cool to have them all linked somewhere for my our chuckling convenience.

For example:

joe christianni poser of metal
IT BEGINS

the Wretched Asylum threads
PART ONE
THE RETURN

the new KSE troll invasion
THE OPENING SALVO
REGARDING DIO

the BlackMetalLady saga
THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL
SOME CRAP WITH A CANCELLED SHOW
MORE CRAP WITH A MISSING GUY
MISSING GUY SHOOP POLL
LOTS OF STUFF WITH HORSES
BLACKMETALLADY WINS THE ANNOYING POLL
SUPER GIANT MEGA THREAD OF BUTTHURT LOL
BLACKMETALLADY STRIKES BACK
DIRECTOR'S CUT AND SPECIAL FEATURES
RANDOM GOATWHORE BITCHING WITH AN APPEARANCE BY THREADKILLER
THE LEIGH RUSH WORKOUT HOUR
JOSH MARTIN AND BLACKMETALLADY HOLDING HANDS WITH FLOWERS
BLACKMETALLADY WON'T BOOK A.C.
OR SHAVE HER VAG
OH NOES MY PHONE NUMBER
BLACKMETALLADY WANTS TO DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
207-807-0009 IS PROBABLY NOT HER NUMBER ANYMORE
RICH HORROR AND THE SCREAMING NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS ARE PLAYING (AND NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK BLACKMETALLADY)
HOW DRUNK WOUD YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCK LEIGH RUSH?
BML & PAM HAVE WORDS
ROUND 2
BLACKMETALLADY ACTUALLY INSPIRED THE RTTP FORUM IGNORE FUNCTION
AND HIDING COMMENTS
MISCELLANEOUS WHINING
BLACKMETALLADY AND KEITHMUTINY GET INTO IT (AND BY "IT" I MEAN SEX)
LILY MUNSTER DIES; ATTENTION WHORING ENSUES
BLACKMETALLADY IS CHRIST-LIKE
CHIODO WRAPUP THREAD: LAST KNOWN SIGHTING

Jesus fuck, this bitch inspired a lot of threads. If I missed anything noteworthy, let me know. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2007 3:15pm
RTTP's Greatest Shits



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Aug 15,2007 3:19pm
the BlackMetalLady saga, Fuck The Fire Department, and Attn: Rich Horror should all be added.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2007 3:19pm
LINX PLOX



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2007 3:23pm
dont forget about BRIAN PEPPERS APPRECIATION.

in fact, never forget.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 15,2007 3:27pm
hahaha that Wretched Asylum stuff is brutal.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Aug 15,2007 3:28pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2007 3:31pm
I saw you searching for "Wretched Asylum"

****THE NEVERENDING THREAD OF DEATH****
STOP EMO HAIRCUTS...(video) AKA the preggo-17yo kiwi
cut throat in a mess aka the "cop" dude posting
Cannibal Corpse 7/8/04 Manchester,NH aka RustedAngel vs CSDO (dwyer said it's the best thread in the thread)
original SInce I dont know what most of you look like..........
girl from MA that's considerably well known...naked aka: the second time I was threatened with a lawsuit




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2007 3:33pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2007 3:34pm edited Aug 15,2007 4:17pm
Edited to top.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2007 3:36pm
TAFC Toss A Fish Crew take II



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2007 3:40pm
DestroyYouAlot said:

SHE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN HORSE.

do you get it now?


clllllllassic.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2007 3:43pm
ones that I'm not about to find
1) disco paul
2) Chan vs Derekm
3) the head butt thread that made Rustedangel go away
4) Rustedangel vs CSDO

and I'm sure the list goes on...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 3:54pm
What, no Hammer Bros./Pizza thread?



toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Aug 15,2007 3:58pm
mastamindz



toggletoggle post by passerby'er at Aug 15,2007 3:59pm
And what about my threads?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2007 4:02pm
passerby‘er said:
And what about my threads?


they suck.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 4:02pm
haha yeah, Mastamindz was some classic shit.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 15,2007 4:07pm
DestroyYouAlot said:

I believe it started in a thread that one of the members of Death Among Thieves posted, actually. I'm too lazy to find it.

The recent Aystole thread was pretty entertaining, especially after coming home from Florida, laid up in bed with mono. It brought much joy to me.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Aug 15,2007 4:13pm
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemorieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 15,2007 4:16pm
This is an awsome idea for a thread.


Women of Ma hardcore thread:
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=30621



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2007 4:18pm
I just started updating the top post. Fucking hell, going through those BlackMetalLady thread just about broke me.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2007 4:22pm
what about Jim vs. the Hurricane?

Hell within vs. Abhorred?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2007 4:24pm
what about the one where baneofexistence went away and cameback a week later as subjugate



toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Aug 15,2007 4:26pm
RTTP vs. Bay State Rock

13 winters



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 15,2007 4:27pm
This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in".



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2007 4:30pm
POST LINKS FUCKERS



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2007 4:31pm edited Aug 15,2007 4:31pm
Niccolai said:
This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in".


"threads in which Niccolai is the man"



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 15,2007 4:33pm
"threads niccolai be the man in, yo"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 4:37pm
Niccolai and xmikex are RTTP MVPs for life.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 15,2007 4:37pm
Niccolai said:
"threads niccolai be the man in, yo"


Threads Niccolai be all up ins repin' that isht.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 4:38pm
Threads Niccolai be alls up in yo area.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 4:38pm
Or grill.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 15,2007 4:39pm
RichHorror said:
Niccolai and xmikex are RTTP MVPs for life.


I could never be on the same page as that kid, he should be writting for the onion.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 4:40pm
You should shut your whore mouth when men are talking.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 15,2007 4:50pm
It's my hot body.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 4:51pm
I love it when I try to cum on your tits but it all ends up in your belly button.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 15,2007 4:56pm
And then you mix it with ritalin and snort it out with a medical straw.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2007 4:57pm
I refuse to snort with anything other than a hundred dollar bill.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 15,2007 4:57pm
Not really an RTTP thread but,

Joe Christianni fact generator v2:
http://www.freewebs.com/automata/2jcfacts.html



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 15,2007 5:28pm
hell within fag wanting to fight everyone

joe notcommon talking to that girl about strawberries dipped in ice cream and throwing up taco bell on her.

anything castledoomerown related.

chariots of fire fest thread from 2002



toggletoggle post by timjohnny1492 at Aug 15,2007 5:31pm
ya make a hall of fame



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 15,2007 5:40pm
what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2007 5:42pm
yes! I was going to find that thread, but forgot.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 15,2007 6:07pm
yeah, the Nate vs Chickie/ Red Cross debacle was great.
and don't forget MSD's "Nothing makes me laugh more..." thread.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Aug 15,2007 8:00pm



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Aug 15,2007 8:37pm
I have another modest proposal: Eat children.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2007 11:17pm
dreadkill said:
what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys!


+1,000,000 internets



toggletoggle post by afar at Aug 16,2007 1:33am edited Aug 16,2007 1:34am
dreadkill said:<<what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys!>>

I checked that daily from my job earlier this year, definitely a winner.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 16,2007 4:21pm
I can't even view that thread anymore, it freezes my IE window.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 16,2007 4:26pm
The images are all weird in it too. You can see the UBB-type code and all the images appear twice. :( This started happening after rev made some change.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 16,2007 4:31pm
Yea Aaron, you see what happens when you try and fuck with child pronz? you end up farking teh entire internetz.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2007 4:32pm
huh, I needs to fix its.
huh.. I also need to do some paging for people with the sux ass computers.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2007 1:18am
what about the one where everyone super pissed at nile for cutting hypocrisy's set when (in the end) it was hypocrisy's tech who just misundestood.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 18,2007 2:53am
Or the one where Nile went to a summer camp for being overwieght and met alot of good friends on the way there, but when Nile arrived at the camp, it had new ownership (played by ben stiller) and he wanted Nile to lose weight real bad so he busted their balls until they formulated a zani plan and exposed him to their parrents, and then in the end Kevin Costner realizes his true home was in the water.

No wait, that was water world.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 20,2007 4:04pm
I love Kevin Costner.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 21,2007 9:09am
BAHAHAHAHAHA

post by Terence at Jul 10,2004 6:33pm

Back in 1990, me and Chris Barnes wrote all of CC's catalog...yeah, me and Immortal go way back, fishing with Abbath's son...good times. Oh then there was that time when me and Nodtveidt burned down some churches and killed some fags.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 21,2007 9:46am
terence was hilarious the more he decended into madness



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 21,2007 9:58am
Link, plox?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 21,2007 3:56pm
Where in the world is Chiodo?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 21,2007 4:01pm
I've been reading BlackMetalLady threads all day. Those were glorious times, my friend - when men were men, women were women, and horses were kicked the fuck off RTTP.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 21,2007 4:06pm



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 21,2007 4:46pm
How have I never seen that site before?





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 21,2007 4:49pm
Oh my fucking LOL.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 21,2007 5:06pm
Of course we all know chiodo is really tom from myspace in desguise.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 2:04pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 2:05pm edited Jan 24,2008 2:50pm
THE NIGHT OF HEATH LEDGER-CHAN/R/, COLLECTOR'S EDITION

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47552
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47553
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47521
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47587
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47546
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47534
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47549
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47532
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47566
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47576
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47574
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47551
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47522
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47528
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47558
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47353
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47548
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47536
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47550
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47525
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47545
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47516
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47524
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47541
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47540
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47529
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47530
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47533
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47520
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47526
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47527
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47523
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47518
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47519
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47517



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Jan 24,2008 2:10pm
I can't believe all of our photo-shopping was for naught. They still haven't even found the motherfucker. I mean, that WAS why we were doing it? Right guys?

















GUYS?!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 25,2008 1:58pm edited Jan 25,2008 2:01pm
SULLY FROM GOSDSMACK PWNS GIRL ON 93 IN HIS H3; HOPEFULLY IS PWNED IN RETURN BY LEGAL SYSTEM

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=40707



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 20,2009 2:23pm
RTTP CLASSICS GREATEST HITS COLLECTION



toggletoggle post by babby at Nov 20,2009 2:34pm
ITT: someone with way too much time on their hands



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 2:36pm
Niccolai said[orig][quote]
This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in".


or "threads Pam is a bitch to other people in"

yeesh.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 20,2009 2:38pm
This better stay on the first page longer than AxCx @ the compound ever did.



toggletoggle post by Swollen Donkey at Nov 20,2009 2:41pm
Yea is anyone going to that show tonight??



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 20,2009 2:41pm
lol



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Nov 20,2009 2:49pm
needs more yuqi hu



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 20,2009 2:53pm
LINK IT THEN MR SMARTPANTS



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 20,2009 2:56pm



toggletoggle post by McGrant at Nov 20,2009 2:56pm
I just need more pink strats ;-* *kiss*



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Nov 20,2009 9:51pm
Radical Dirt Biker has always been my favorite poster and Chiodo was my favorite thread. Something about making fun of someone that is universally hated by making jokes about her missing and quite possibly dead friend just really struck a chord with me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 10:30pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
Radical Dirt Biker has always been my favorite poster and Chiodo was my favorite thread. Something about making fun of someone that is universally hated by making jokes about her missing and quite possibly dead friend just really struck a chord with me.


It's threads like that that bring people together. <3



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 20,2009 10:41pm
like the snake that consumes its tail.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 22,2009 6:37pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
This better stay on the first page longer than AxCx @ the compound ever did.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 22,2009 7:14pm
NO MENTION OF BOVA? Heathens.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 22,2009 10:22pm
LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 4,2009 10:37am
BEST CHIODOS POLL

the_reverend said[orig][quote]
is this on the epic threads list?


Well, it is now in any case.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 18,2010 12:45pm edited May 18,2010 12:52pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]

the BlackMetalLady saga
THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL

Jesus fuck, this bitch inspired a lot of threads. If I missed anything noteworthy, let me know. Fuck.


A CHALLENGER APPEARS

MEtal chicks who don't really like metal.

In true RTTP fashion, satellite threads spring up:

Non-MEtal chicks who really like metal.
MEtal chicks who don't really like anal.
MEtal guys that don't really like metal..

attn bloodeyebetty
What happened to Bloodeyebetty?



toggletoggle post by Swollen Donkey at May 18,2010 1:03pm
Anyone know what time the show is at???



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at May 18,2010 1:10pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
joe notcommon talking to that girl about strawberries dipped in ice cream and throwing up taco bell on her.


Finally found it. "I know Al Ravage personally" hahahahaha

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=2524



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 18,2010 1:12pm
sinistas said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
joe notcommon talking to that girl about strawberries dipped in ice cream and throwing up taco bell on her.


Finally found it. "I know Al Ravage personally" hahahahaha

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=2524


AWWWWW SHIT



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 18,2010 1:59pm
funny time



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 18,2010 2:09pm
typical metalheads... "RTTP is decent, but the old shit was better"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 18,2010 2:16pm
I only like their first album.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 18,2010 2:43pm
Both original Bova threads NEED to be here.

PS: DYA update the OP!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 18,2010 2:57pm
RTTP TABLE OF CONTENTS COMING SOON



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 18,2010 3:26pm
RTTP RAPES DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM TONIGHT NEWS AT 11



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 5,2011 7:19pm
there we go.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 6,2011 12:00am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I only like their first album.


garage demos recorded on a boombox or terrorist



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2011 11:13am edited Mar 10,2011 11:51am



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 10,2011 11:42am
Disco Paul/Skinless/Dying Fetus



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2011 11:50am
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
Disco Paul/Skinless/Dying Fetus


links or GTFO



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 10,2011 12:54pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
Disco Paul/Skinless/Dying Fetus


links or GTFO


http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=2549



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 10,2011 8:45pm


It is. I just called it.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 10,2011 9:52pm
its FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA not that he'll ever see this.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 2,2011 6:05pm
Killer Wail meltdown / Dreaded Silence dudes got 99 problems but a lack of girlish internet drama ain't one

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=76778



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 2,2011 6:06pm



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Aug 2,2011 6:31pm
DYA, can you update OP to include all the new ones? I am too lazy to scroll.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 2,2011 6:42pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
DYA, can you update OP to include all the new ones? I am too lazy to scroll.


nope. You can't edit a post after [SOME INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME]. you'll just have to suffer.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 11,2011 12:07pm
IMMATURE



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Aug 11,2011 8:47pm
RTTP could really use a new thread or two by someone who just doesn't get it at all... the threads with universal mockery of a Leigh Rush or progmetaldrumr type smoke the pants off anything we've seen on here lately.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 12,2011 7:37am
agreed. all of this troll nonsense is annoying. we need actual people.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Aug 12,2011 9:36am edited Aug 12,2011 9:36am
I'll try to think of something.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 8,2011 3:35pm edited Sep 8,2011 3:36pm
DICK IS BRO: THE AWAKENING
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60937
(aka DRUMMER THAT SLAMS THEN SINS OFF THE FACES LISTING TO OUR MUSIC)



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Sep 8,2011 11:05pm
I still laugh uncontrollably at the dick is bro thread. Best meme in RTTP history.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 9,2011 1:58am
Dick is bro is the best thing that halpin'd to me.



toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at Dec 14,2012 10:09pm
School shooting in CT; David Gold's mother begins the healing:
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=82957



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 14,2012 11:01pm



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 14,2012 11:13pm



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan  at Dec 14,2012 11:17pm
I burned maybe 5 pounds reading that one. That one might be my favorite.



toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at Dec 15,2012 12:07am edited Dec 15,2012 12:10am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
This is one of my all time favorites. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=19016&highlight=emo+haircuts


Kow-wee! I can't believe that's not already on here somewhere.

edit: It is.

Officially the trendiest thread of 2011:
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
this was last year but its important. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=75709&highlight=ghost





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 15,2012 1:06am
No love for the original duck duck goose thread or the status of,boston thrash or heliofight?



toggletoggle post by Garth Algar at Dec 15,2012 1:19am
That thread cracked me up if that's any consolation Aril.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 15,2012 9:31am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
No love for the original duck duck goose thread or the status of,boston thrash or heliofight?


Post links or STFU



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 15,2012 9:51am edited Dec 15,2012 9:54am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 15,2012 9:55am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 15,2012 9:56am



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 15,2012 10:11am
This too. The attention spencer m. clark thread: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78854



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 15,2012 10:15am
The Skyrim thread belongs just for the length of it: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=72825&highlight=skyrim



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 15,2012 1:56pm
MFW I read these threads again




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 15,2012 8:47pm
Looking for band members for MESHUGGAH IN SPACE. Doesn't find, butthurt ensues instead.

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=82963



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 18,2013 9:57am
Bumped by request.



toggletoggle post by DYA is POSTING IN A THREAD at Jun 10,2013 4:19pm
[Url]http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84560

Derpy mixed bill with murrum, sonic pulse and craft fair - critiques are raised, butts are hurt and the inevitable ensues. Post the address if you find it!




toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Jun 12,2013 11:23am
http://www.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84518

http://www.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84473


Semirelated: the epic bawwwww tales of Brak's mom and her attempts to recreate the Station nightclub fire (in no particular order)



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Jun 12,2013 11:27am



toggletoggle post by BOOBS at Jun 14,2013 5:22pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LULZ LIBRARIAN at Jul 3,2013 2:50pm
[Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=84808

Failed samefag personal army request has unintended hilarious results
AKA DUNCAN FOSNOUGH IS CROWNED THE NEW KING OF RTTP
WE LOVE YOU, DUNCAN



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Jul 3,2013 4:15pm
[Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941

Do you know, somehow the original Saint to Sinner thread wasn't on here? Now it is.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Jul 3,2013 4:23pm
[Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60947

Bova megathread



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Sep 23,2013 9:49pm
Fake shutup_fagget vs. shutup_fagget: shutup fagget is wicked pissed
[Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85436



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Nov 14,2013 3:01pm
http://www.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=85604&downloads=104

Raynard (evil grandma for Inverticrux/Vintage Flesh) is arrested for drawing Raycist graffiti, with unexpected and hilarious results.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Nov 14,2013 3:02pm
http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=85604

^^^ Hey, a link that actually works








toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2013 1:43pm
Ex-Ass I Stole member gets trolled, hurting of the butt inevitably results. (Spoiler alert: In a variation on "every person who doesn't like me on the internet is Aril" theme, apparently this time it's me!)
in order posted:

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85730
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85877
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85897
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85911 (this is the one with the drama high score multiplier)
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85900
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85912








toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 1:44pm
Stillwell Angels pay to audition for Warner Bros, rttp provides advice and light mocking

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=87654



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 1:48pm
^^^ "Bova part II"



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 3,2014 7:59am
I just now realized that somehow, the whole progmetaldrumr saga was never immortalized.
tl;dr version: Sad Muppet wants to start prog band, only listens to Dream Theater. Tries to tell RTTP a thing or two, fails. josh_hates_you interjects with startling revelations.
ONLY POSITIVE COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!!

www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70433
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70460
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70483
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70549



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 2,2017 2:44pm
needs updating



toggletoggle post by grandmotherweb at Jan 2,2017 8:39pm
i'll bite. shameless self-promotion, yay!

in which i troll the Satanic Temple like it's my goddamn job, for claiming that DID multiplicity is a fad for attention. posers.
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=89897



toggletoggle post by Auld Lang Synedouche at Jan 3,2017 8:39am
ITT: gmw vs themselves is the new [last third or so of the Rawb Wells thread where it was just Dumpster Fire trolling themselves for attention]



toggletoggle post by grandmotherweb at Jan 3,2017 2:36pm
i have better ways to get attention, like lighting stuff on fire. volunteers?



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