I have confidence in everyone's creativity.

no

Feed them a hamburger.

keep in mind i was speaking in terms of violence.....

first, I'd wow them with my Luke Perry mask, then work my way towards their MOM, make her think I (Luke Perry), was in love with her, and live off their money forever....
oh, and I'd shackle them in the basement, and let some friends come over and pork them blue. Of course only after I turn them into fat, dirty talking trailer whores.

i'd pour battery acid on there face and slowly piece by piece feed their body parts to sharks

i'd bath with them.....in their own blood.

christraper said:


I repeat, feed them a hamburger.

SHut up, I had them before they were famous

mikedown said:

hamburgers?

thornnvine said:

hahahaha.

whatever it is, it's already been done to them through the magic of photoshop

Dissector said:
this is true

i would dress up as Danny Tanner and rape them.

then maybe get uncle jesse and joey to help me run a train on them.

jesse and the rippers rule

Hog-tie them and make them watch Full House re-runs....I think thats mean enough.

Josh_hates_you said:

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahhahaha
he had the KING of ALL mullets!!!

nothing.

C'mon you'd do something to them.....I'd slap em around a bit for being so stupid and skinny.

id make em go ass to ass and then pile on top of each other and i would fuck then in the ass while making the other scream about how bad she wants it and then i would duct tape them and pour cement down their throat. yes

I can think of 3 words here....

"Pound"

"Anorexic"

"Ass"

i'm still waiting to see them in porn. it just seems so natural

i would first drench ashley in kerosene, and while holding a lit road-flare, i would DEMAND that mary kate, come give me a blumpkin, i would then cum in ashleys asshole, and make mary-kate smrimp it out with a silly-straw. i would then drench mary-kate in kerosene as well, light them both on fire, go home and play Counter-Strike. THATS what Id do...

counter strike is for gays. fag h4x ruined that game.

Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!!

powerkok said:

yeah, but silly-straws ROCK!!

Don't you ever say that Counterstrike sux.....or I will......I will....

I will fuckin' fuck yer mout so hard!!!!

Hey asshole, post that picture of you climbing the mountain
!!!!!

arrr, I come to windows xp to wipe ye out, arrr.

I need to enlage my mitt in that pic.

Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahhahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahhaa

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

JoeDavolla said:


YEAH! GIMME GEORGE LOPEZ! THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT MANS ASS!

oook...i bet ya would there, buddy!

YO HO HO said:


Easy....Easy...Gimme the gun...that's it....Gimme the gun......

JoeDavolla said:

Carmen from the George Lopez show is SWEET!

I'm astonished no one mentioned blowing tons of cocaine with them.

that anonymous post was me. sorry i forgot to log in

We should ignore them, maybe they will just...go away...

powerkok said:


best fucking picture i've ever seen in my whole LIFE!

hahahahahahha i agree

If the Olsen Twins were in my control, I would make them fight to the death. Then I'd fuck them both after the fight ended.

Insert my penis in there vaginas and thrust 'til I climax.

I like to give it to the two chicks on 8 Simple Rules.Id fuck the mom too.

Wood's olsen fantasy # 168: I'd keep one locked up all nice, healthy and clean.
the other one I'd use and abuse in all ways possible. my little rape slave she'd be.
I'd have every hole she has including the ones made by my knife dripping with my cum. While I slowly rape and kill that whore I'd get the one locked up pregnant.
eventually the rape slave will die but by that time the other olsen should have given birth.
if it is a boy I'd kill it and eat it. if it is a girl I'd raise it as my crying olsen spawn fuck doll.
now with all the dick this baby will have to take before it reaches 2 years old, will most likely result in its death. so I'll have to keep the locked up twin heathy so she can keep birthing out the fuck toys.
Eventually I'll get tried of all the olsen pussy and just kill them all off.

Fantasy #17: every day I hold a gun to their heads and make them suck me off. whoever does it the best doesen't get raped and abused later that night. The loser also has to write me a check for 666 dollars. I repeat thins untill I'm rich or get tired of their Olsen pussy and kill them.

I wouldn't mind seeing their heads impaled on flagpoles. Mary-Kate's head should be on a flagpole thinner than Ashley's, though.

Devin said:

I'd like to impale their heads on pencils and sell them in a school store or something. they look like those little f'n pencil trolls from way back.

Fantasy #12: Have them transfer all their $$ over to me.
Pay a doctor a couple million to cut them both in half from the top of their heads to their cuntass.
Then sew Ashley's half onto mark-kates half so I can Literally fuck them both at the exact same time!!!

I would like to make one of them (probably the coke slut) let me do whatever degrading sexual things I wanted to her, or I would flip that switch that would kill her sister in some fantastic death machine gadget I would have created.

Fantasy #122: Get their $$ and pay witch doctor to shrink their heads.
Then peel their mini faces off their little skulls.
Then have my ball sac skin replaced with their face skin.
Then my left and right nuts would look like the Olsen twins.
I would staire at them in a mirror while playing with my asshole and jerking off.

wood + the olsen twins = the greatest time anyone could possibly have.

Fantasy #46: I'd get their $$.
Pay to have Mary-Kate's cunt surgically put where Ashley's mouth is.
Ashley's mouth would be put in MK's crotch teeth and all.
I would kill MK. and cut her bottom half off and hang it on my wall like art. a Olsen mouth cunt and two legs.
Ashley would eventually die cause all she could eat is my dick and well since her mouth is a twat she can't swallow.
after she died I'd turn her flesh into a new pair of boots.

Tie one of them up and cut their eyelids off. Have the other one keep taking her picture (flash of course) while you hold an assault rifle to her head so she doesn't get out of line. Simple yet effective.

Wood- Is that Curly singing for you guys?

Fantasy # 27: I build a giant device like the ones used by gynecologists to stretch open twats.
I hook it up to Ashley. every day I turn a crank that stretches her stink hole a little more.
she sucks me off every morning and if she does it good I give her pills for the pain in her cunt.
When her hole is big enough I hunt down Mary-Kate and rape her inside her own twins pussy.

Yes... Curly drops the mad Death vocals for Command Presence. *Shameless self promotion* He can be heard on CP's The Danger Sessions, EP out now. and live at Snakenet's Northern Aggression Show!! For some old school love pick up a copy of Inherit the Meek.

wood playing the rock....soooooooo dreamy!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I dont think Ive ever gotten as fucked up as I did when I used to hang out with Curly! Tell him Jay from Sorcery said hi!

There are some seriously demented minds at work here!!!

Shannon said:

you love it.

Shannon said:

Thank you

Fantasy #129: Drill a hole in the back of Ashley's head and fuck her brain matter.
Keep Mary-Kate as rape slave for a couple of years.
When bored with her play a game with her I call Don't slice the weenie.
While I am still inside her take a knife and try to cut through her stomach to dig out my penis.
If I slice my junk I lose in more ways than one.

Christraper said:

yeah, about as much as a frontal lobotomy!

wood said:



Not sure if a "your welcome" is adequate here
but I will say "may no woman ever run into you in a dark alley"!

They never "run into me" there.
I always take them there. Tis my favorite spot to bring a date.
I've always busted a nut in some bitch when ever I've taken her to my favorite alley.
And as far as I know they have all got off too... well it was either an orgasm or their last dying twitch.



Fantasy #13: Deep throat Ashley and by deep throat I mean Slit her neck and stick my rod in-between her vocal chords.
Chop Mary-Kate's legs off and spin her like a top on my cock till I'm about to spurt.
Pull out blow a load on her face and draw a target with it.
get some darts and play new MK face target game.
get bored and smash her face with a sledge hammer.
Fuck the pile of goo that used to be her face and then burn whats left with gasoline.

wood said: