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returntothepit >> discuss >> Say hello to *cue suspenseful organs*: Assistant Manager Spaldino! by TheGreatSpaldino on Aug 15,2004 6:53am
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toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 15,2004 6:53am
thats right kiddies, Spaldino has undergone some crazy genetic mutations and lost his hair as well as becoming the new entity know as: Assistant Manager Spaldino. you might see him lurking around the arcade in the Natick Mall, making fun of DDR fags and getting pissed off at little kids, all while wearing a super dorky (i.e. Awesomely amazing to geeks) ceremonial red Namco vest.


if you're too dumb, I got an assistant management job at the arcade in the Natick Mall. I rule.



toggletoggle post by jake at Aug 15,2004 10:04am
haha good job. did you get promoted or just applied and went straight to assistant mgr?



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Aug 15,2004 10:11am edited Aug 15,2004 10:11am
Stick with it man, it sounds like youll go far with that place!



toggletoggle post by JayTUS   at Aug 15,2004 11:38am
I've been there before...



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Aug 15,2004 1:49pm
haha, Spalding is an ass.manager!



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 15,2004 1:51pm
i will make sure to visit you one of these days.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2004 2:01pm
that does rule



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 15,2004 2:23pm
ohhh i think i may pay you a visit!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 15,2004 2:30pm
1. congratulations on getting a job
2. thats awesome u "work" at an arcade
3. i'm going to kill you for chopping off your hair
4................................................... kill you



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 15,2004 2:37pm
now you can yell at all the annoying little kids that have no idea to how to play the arcade games and just smash buttons!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 15,2004 7:21pm
i went straight to ass manager.

Jake from Dysentery is a professional package handler and i am now an ass manager, our own feature comic book coming soon.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Aug 15,2004 7:25pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
i went straight to ass manager.

that sentence is comedy all on its own




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 15,2004 9:30pm
hahahahaha ahhh first jobs, they dont even know theyre going to quit or be fired in 3 months, tops, theyre so cute.



toggletoggle post by gorgamoose at Aug 15,2004 11:55pm
WHY WOULD YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!?!

good luck on the job anal intruder.
howdy from miami



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Aug 16,2004 12:39am
gorgamoose said:
WHY WOULD YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!?!


There's always going to be tons of people out there who'll give you shit about long hair, tattoos, piercings, etc..., but no one will ever give you shit for being clean cut.




toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 16,2004 1:00am
this almost inspires me to get a job........................



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 16,2004 1:01am
notice the use of the word 'almost.'



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 16,2004 1:06am
you try harder and i will too



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 16,2004 5:09am
ArrowHead said:
There's always going to be tons of people out there who'll give you shit about long hair, tattoos, piercings, etc..., but no one will ever give you shit for being clean cut.

>>

im not really clean cut, per se... i still have the same beard i had before. clean cut, to me, is like... no facial hair or a tiny goatee. my facial hair wraps around my jaw line and into my sideburns. thats a little too much hair to be considered clean cut. but yes, i think it looks a lot better.


how is stuff going, George?



toggletoggle post by jake at Aug 16,2004 11:01am
im going to smear tons of vaseline all over the stupid arrows in the ground on the DDR machine in hopes of getting those faggots to fall and break their necks.

the less DDR fanatics, the better.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 16,2004 11:06am
certain arcades put the DDR next to the pinball games.......all i play at the arcade is pinball and when those little fuks are jumping on that stupid thing it makes the ball move and pisses me off. i am going to kill whoever invented that game.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 16,2004 11:12am
spaldino finally got a job, hell has officially frozen over.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 11:13am edited Aug 16,2004 11:14am
no, since josh hates you hasn't gotten a job yet.
it's just a cold day there.
more autumnal that vernal.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 16,2004 11:25am
hahahaha

heh.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 16,2004 6:02pm
on pay day spaldino is gonna get his check and be like "so this is what money looks like" and won't even realize he has to cash it in first



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 16,2004 6:48pm
i've had a job before =P

my first pay check is going to be like 400+ bucks... so i will definitely pick up a new bass.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 17,2004 12:13am
TheGreatSpaldino said:
i've had a job before =P

my first pay check is going to be like 400+ bucks... so i will definitely pick up a new bass.


no way dude, save your money. if you want a quality bass you gotta spend more than $400. trust me dude i'm all about the high end gear.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 17,2004 3:20am
well there is this peavey grind bass that i want that is like 350... its a very decent bass that made me very happy when i was playing it.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 17,2004 7:37am
why settle for just a decent bass? what about that 6 string that u posted pictures of on another thread here and didn't stop playing it for 2 hours? save up for that. granted it'll take a long time, but you already know that in the end it's worth the wait.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 17,2004 8:51am
its totally sold and it would cost way too much to import one from Japan. besides, i dont need an expensive bass to play well... just one that im comfortable with and at this moment in time... i will take the peavey grind over what i currently am playing as soon as possible.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 18,2004 9:17am
on my way to work now...


man that sounds weird.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 10:18am
sell out.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 10:21am
those peavey grind basses arent bad at all. but just pull a kalopsia, and get a really nice spector.



toggletoggle post by vivi at Aug 18,2004 10:22am
music123.com - good prices and you can finance for 6 months with no interest



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 10:25am
music123 is a good place...but id be pretty cautious about ordering guitars/basses from any mail order service.

unless its drumcityguitarland.com. they have frigging amazing service. you dont just call up an operator and order. they ask how you want the bad boy set up, with whatever strings you want. i ordered an esp from there a couple of years ago, and it got to me perfectly in tune, awesomely set up, with free strings of my choice and a t shirt to boot. amazing service.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 10:55am
music 123 is NOT an authorised distributor of 90% of what they sell. musicians friend while still a corporate piece of shit is an authorised distrubutor(you dont get a warranty from the factory if it is not bought from a dealer)



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 18,2004 10:56am
spalding, you better be working at the arcade today. i'm going to harrass you and ask for free tokens. biatch



toggletoggle post by vivi at Aug 18,2004 11:02am
ive never had a problem ordering through them. i got a $800 guitar for $450 because it was listed as b-stock only because the box was opened...
also, i wasnt aware they didnt have manufacturers warentys. actually.. i did get one. i also got their plastinum plus protection for like 20 bucks extra which extends the warranty for 2 years.

the main reason i like them is because i can finance over 6 months with no interest. granted after the 6 months its like 24% or something but i wouldnt buy something i couldnt pay off in 6 months. i totally understand the problems of ordering certain things through mail order though. i usually shop around if im spending over $100 on something.



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