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returntothepit >> discuss >> some douche lighting off fireworks at 1:30am by the_reverend on Aug 6,2004 2:07am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2004 2:07am
I tossed on my stuff and tried to find them.
as I got close the fireworks died off...
then I started to turn back and they lit a few for off.

didn't find them, but I took a nice little walk



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 6,2004 2:11am
ahahah that's doesn't matter you're up for another 3 more hours anyways ahahahha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2004 2:50am
oh yeah! I'll show you
I'm going to bed.. soon.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 6,2004 3:08am
1:30.... wait.... it's barely midnight here...



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Aug 6,2004 3:08am
i love lighting off fireworks in peoples driveways at night, people i dont like of course



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 6,2004 3:08am
it was you wasn't it??

rev... we found your culprit



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Aug 6,2004 3:19am
actually i know where aaron lives too. i was even inside, he showed me the master bedroom, we had a bottle of whine together and talked for hours until the sunset, and you can figure the rest out. actually he just gave me a tour.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 6,2004 3:23am
you should have pooped on his couch coushin and turned it over...

which remids me...

yesterday i had to clean up poop from the floor at work. some kid was digging in his drawers and my friend didn't really think muh of it 'til she say a huge turd on the floor. so, we start to clean it and pour bleach on the floor and as i'm waiting for some towels to mop up the bleach, a lady points out that it was smeared down an aisle. fucking kid. we found him and told his mom and she was too stupid to do anything. she just said thank you. thank you for what? cleaning up my fucking kid's poop? to top it off, the kid also pissed himself. i hope they at least smelled piss and shit all the way home.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2004 3:32am
yep.. going to bed soon..



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 6,2004 3:38am
i have to open the store tomorrow... poop.



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Aug 6,2004 3:45am
that was me who smeared poop everywhere. my bad.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 6,2004 3:50am
damn you



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 6,2004 3:54am
i'm off to try to sleep. nyte you RttP people.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Aug 6,2004 5:10am
Quarter sticks of dynamite under aluminum trash cans are very effective for waking someone up...hehe



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 6,2004 9:37am
that was me aaron, sorry. i was using them to protect myself from te chupacabra



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 6,2004 3:20pm
hahahahahahahahahahahah.

The chupacabra ("goat sucker") is an animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. The creature's name originated with the discovery of some dead goats in Puerto Rico with puncture wounds in their necks and their blood allegedly drained. According to UFO Magazine (March/April 1996) there have been more than 2,000 reported cases of animal mutilations in Puerto Rico in the last two years attributed to the chupacabra.

Puerto Rican authorities maintain that the deaths are due to attacks from groups of stray dogs or other exotic animals, such as the panther, illegally introduced in the island's territory. The director of Puerto Rico's Department of Agriculture Veterinary Services Division, Hector Garcia, has stated that there is nothing unusual or extraordinary about the cases they've observed. One veterinarian said "it could be a human being who belongs to a religious sect, even another animal. It could also be someone who wants to make fun out of the Puerto Rican people."

Like other creatures in the cryptozoologist's barnyard, the chupacabra has been variously described. Some witnesses have seen a small half-alien, half-dinosaur tailless vampire with quills running down its back; others have seen a panther like creature with a long snake-like tongue; still others have seen a hopping animal that leaves a trail of sulfuric stench. Some think it may be a type of dinosaur heretofore unknown. Some are convinced that the wounds on animals whose deaths have been attributed to the chupacabra indicate an alien presence. However, they do not attribute the "mutilations" to the aliens themselves, but to one of their pets or experiments gone awry. Such creatures are known as Anomalous Biological Entities [ABEs] in UFO circles.

Those who think the chupacabra is an ABE also believe that there is a massive government and mass media conspiracy to keep the truth hidden from the people, probably to prevent panic. This view is maintained despite the fact that the President of the Puerto Rico House of Representatives Agricultural Commission, Mr. Juan E.[Kike] Lopez, has introduced a resolution asking for an official investigation to clarify the situation. And Inside Edition sent a crew to Puerto Rico to investigate the ABE story. They allegedly ridiculed the Mayor of Canavanas, a witness to the chupacabra, and basically made fun of the whole idea. In any case, there have been numerous published stories and reports regarding the chupacabra.

Jorge Martin, a Puerto Rican journalist, reports that it has been brought to his attention that the U.S. and Puerto Rican governments have captured two of the creatures. Perhaps there will soon be a film on the ABE autopsy to rival the discredited alien autopsy film. Martin cautions us not to exclude other reasonable possibilities.




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