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returntothepit >> discuss >> I need a name for something....maybe you all can help out. by hoser on Aug 2,2004 2:10am
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toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 2,2004 2:10am
What do you call those little balls of toilet paper that get lodged in / around your mud dot after you take a poo on a hot sweaty summer day.....????



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 2,2004 2:17am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........

My girlfriend calls them "Grogans"...hahahahahahhahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 2,2004 2:44am
dinkleberries, my friend.


those are dinkleberries.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 2,2004 2:50am
Wrong, they are called dingleberries.

Dingleberries, my friend.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 2,2004 2:55am edited Aug 2,2004 2:56am
i like to poop a lot



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 2,2004 2:56am
toiletpaper?!?!?

bah use baby wipes or wet ones to wipe your bum!

leaves your ass feeling clean and refreshed...



toggletoggle post by OFD at Aug 2,2004 3:03am
no guys dingleberries are balls of feces dangling from your asshair. i think the TP spots are limp bizkit's new album cover?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 2,2004 7:52am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Wrong, they are called dingleberries.

Dingleberries, my friend.


correct!



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Aug 2,2004 8:23am
OFD said:
no guys dingleberries are balls of feces dangling from your asshair.




this man is right.

i think the balls of tp are a sign that its time to buy a different kind of tp



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 2,2004 8:24am
dingleberries as actually a blend of feces and TP, or one of the two.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 2,2004 8:50am
dingleberries are named from the shit on the ass of a lamb that gets caught in their wool.
unless you have the enchanted magic forest down there, you shouldn't be getting balls of anything stuck down there.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 2,2004 8:56am
i'm glad to say i am not familiar with this phenomenon



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 2,2004 1:51pm
Lynneaus said:
i think the balls of tp are a sign that its time to buy a different kind of tp


or to start using baby wipes. don't knock it till you try it!



toggletoggle post by deadhooker  at Aug 2,2004 1:52pm
yah dingleberries are little poop clumps stuck to boy's ass hair. cause girls dont poop.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 2,2004 1:54pm
girls dont have ass hair and if you do then you're prolly not a girl!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 2,2004 1:57pm
i have nothing further to add to the female ass talk esp since my asshole won some poll thingy on rttp =)



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 2,2004 2:25pm
toot toot!




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 2,2004 2:32pm
lmao
(no oun intended on the a)



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 2,2004 3:45pm
I thought dingleberries were the actual poopies that still to your ass hair around the whole.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 2,2004 3:47pm
I dunno...but if I buy like Charmin or that other creamy soft toilet paper....I end up with an asshole full of happy balls. Then I find them on the rug in my bedroom and bathroom. It's pretty messed up....I'm going to start using Bounty, the quicker picker upper.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 2,2004 3:48pm
Oh and rottencrayon or whatever......doesn't it bother you running around with a wet ass?



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Aug 2,2004 4:20pm
GRUNDLES



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 2,2004 4:41pm
hikoto ninja bombs



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 2,2004 4:47pm
baby wipes rule



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Aug 2,2004 7:03pm edited Aug 2,2004 7:05pm
dugoxistance said:
GRUNDLES


the grundle is the area between your balls and asshole, so grundles would just be more than one of those.

dingleberries are shit that gets stuck to your ass hair. it has nothing to do with TP. You get dingleberries from not wiping.



toggletoggle post by OFD at Aug 2,2004 10:48pm
i do have the enchanted forest in my asshole.it sucks.sometimes when i sit down it pulls on my anus and hurts extremely bad.and if im in public it is very difficult to adjust myself with out looking insanely weird.i need a wax job but that seems latently homoerotic to me.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 2,2004 11:29pm
who wipes?

who keeps track anyway?



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 4,2004 8:17am
i call the left over mess on the toilet seat after wiping... SHIT BALLS



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 4,2004 8:34am
hoser said:
Oh and rottencrayon or whatever......doesn't it bother you running around with a wet ass?


Are you illiterate?!?! It's dirteecrayon not rottencrayon!

FYI: after wiping your ass with baby wipes, the "wetness" instantly dries!

looks like you learned something new loser hoser!

zing!



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