You farted at Wegman's last night - m4w (Northborough)
You were the tall brunette with a near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked "was that you"? You quickly replied "no it wasn't me" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident. I really tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are really beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up with you.......
