To Whomever is trolling my wedding website

You may think what you want about Wren; you know, he's nice, he's benign, he's a pussy who poses no threat to you, whatever. But you obviously do not know me. I will fucking kill you and have no qualms about it. No douchebag who thinks it is appropriate to call an engaged couple "THE BIGGEST FAGGETS OF ALL TIME" (nice spelling btw) on a guest feed that is visible to all the family members is really worth the oxygen they breathe. It would be a mitzvah to rid the earth of your filth. I'm not a nice girl and I would relish the act of slicing your balls off with my bat'leth. You better fucking watch your back, because I am going to find out who you are and I WILL come after you.

You don't fuck with a girl's wedding.

Sincerely, the bridezilla

Could you please post the URL to this website so we can investigate?

That is some fucking low level bullshit right there. Trolling on a metal website is one thing but actually going onto someones registry to post that kind of shit is evidence of a serious mental disorder that warrants professional help. WTF is wrong with people these days.

because scott wily

This has to be Jansen

http://www.weddingwire.com/wrenalli

ROOOOOK OUT! IT'S A GIANT OUTRAGED CUNT!

This is extremely disturbing to me on several levels. Honestly, the lack of civility in, not just this forum, but the entire culture these days, makes me think that a return to Biblical principles is the only thing that will save us from ourselves.

holla

We are reforming The Legion to put a stop to this appaling jewish/Ferengi breeding ceremony.

Will LaViolette has already taken credit for this

Did I see a yellow slime in one of those fields?

Will is sergeant at arms of our Worchester chapter. Man Junk is coming..

Where are said comments on that page?

The guest feed option has been removed. No one can post well-wishes nor obscene insults anymore

So where does one go to if they want to call you a fucking cunt?

^This.

What is wrong with people? Have some decency.

will laviolette did it. MERCI

Will LaViolette doesn't even know who Wren and Ali are.

Be careful who your scapegoats are, troll. It makes your identity more obvious.

Seriously bro!

Gonna be that asshole who asks what time the vows are happening.

Thank you RTTP, you made my day

Without actually knowing what was said, I had a laugh over this and pictured Wren doing the same. But my girlfriend just explained to me that girls, apparently, attach some kind of emotional significance to weddings. This is all news to me.

This is not ye olde news to me either, mike. i am personally surprised to find out about this significance.

Regardless of how seriously females take their weddings, nobody wants to expose their family and family friends to the type of profanity that was posted on my guest feed. I could have found humor in a few oddball comments or friendly gibes, but this was beyond inappropriate. There were guests RSVPing before I was able to take the feed down. How do I explain to my godparents that some dude from the Internet WHO I DON'T EVEN KNOW thinks we're faggots who should engage in underground street fighting while listening to vatnet viskar? It's fucking ludicrous!!!

faggets* - get with the program

This is where you're wrong. I did not find it funny.

Lame & shitty.

This was a learning experience for us all today, Mike.
For example,
Girls find weddings important.
Wren has feelings and trolls hurt them.
Ali will actually choke a bitch.
My wacky non-offensive comment is now gone forever.

THE BIGGEST FAGGETS OF ALL TIME! AHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

fat swedish irish cocksucker gonna get fucked up

FUCK YO' WEDDING, NIGGA! MOTHERFUCKIN' LARRY FINE & OXYCONTIN TINA FEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Expect a mortar attack right after the Electric Slide. Zionist Funderground Pigs.

thanks dankill, the more we know...

Again, without actually knowing what was said I can't tell you to be mad or not. But FWIW the wedding looks like a blast.

FWIW- shut_up_fagget

oh believe me, I have every right to be mad

This is ALMOST as exciting as the Kimye wedding except not.

'ye this ain't a fuckin' SHOW. i'm comin at you as my dawg.

Janssen McCormick needs to be stopped.

EMTs desperately needed to work the late shift, we're just swamped right now.

please get pregnant asap!

She keeps looking at me like I'm filet mignon or........ a giant bag of pills & smack. It's unsettling. Dare I say A MITZVAH?

sorry, I'm a vegetarian

Trolls identified

ya didn't.

haha, yes, I am secretly a drug addict who works as a substance abuse counselor. Ya got me!

The Following People Were Directly Involved in Trolling Wren's Wedding Website

Jannsen McCormick
Aril
Scott Wily
Andrew Dimatteo
xmikex
Samantha
MT Chris
Will LaViolette
Robin Goodhue
Mike Elefteratos
Kevord
Paulina
Eric Struth
Fat Eric Struth
Newer Slimmed Down But Still A Fagget Eric Struth
FuckisMySignature
Terrence
Joshstruction
Aaron Pepelis
Ostelio
Dankill
Wren Leader
Steve Smith
Ezra Langston
Leigh Rush
Tim Riley
John Dwyer
Reimroc

The police are on their way

Edit: The Following People Were Responsible for the Trolls on Wren's STUPID FUCKING Wedding Website

Dude, the website wasn't meant for you. It was meant for people WHO LIKE US and all the stupid nerdy crap that we are about. You're welcome to your asinine opinion but don't think you are going to hurt our feelings by posting moronic insults on rttp. I just want your bullshit to stay out of the view of our families. Not too much to ask, you know?

Then shut up.

zing.

you shut up

all you faggets are a bunch of butthole sniffers. leave my hott man alone! and leave me and mi familia alone!!! i don't want to have to go mitvah on you. Kish Mein Touchess and Lekes loche, meshugana losers!!!

Janssen Identified.

^ not bridezilla

This is why we can't have nice things.

Call Wren a pussy again plz

Strangely enough you making a rttp username thing kinda makes me happy

Ok that I found funny

Wren's not REALLY a pussy, but he is a genuinely nice person which is why you guys target him. I will defend his honor against a bloodless patahk like you!

Well someone usurped my anonymous username so I was forced to actually create an account. I've avoided this for years.

Pussy.

Love you.

You speak the lies of a tahkeck!

While I know all too well that this website is a breeding ground for trolling and not to take most of what I see here seriously, attacking someone on their wedding page is way out of bounds. Whoever was low enough to do that deserves to have their head smashed on a fucking curb. Wren and Ali don't deserve that at all.

zing.

Thanks dude! We really appreciate all the friends who have come to our defense in this matter. I was serious about the slicing off of balls with a bat'leth. We ordered two last week- there will be extremely nerdy mutilation when I track this guy down.

Your knowledge of Klingon curses is impressive. But, as a Romulan might say, only a veruul would use such language in public!

I don't give a frak what the public thinks about my language!

King Thunderstool is back on the search page. Coincidence? I think not.

Needs more Wrenie-Poo.

That is a slogan, not an answer.

I'll stop trolling your wedding page if Duncan gives me my $18! It's your fault Wren's page got trolled you scumbag! Cough it up or you'll answer to Megatron!

LOL this is just WAY too much...