http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/29/living/how-o...ash-everything/index.html?hpt=hp_c3


sheets once a week? more like once ever 4-6 months.

In regards to your kvlt t-shirts almost never unless you stain them or smell them the fuck up then you wash them inside out and hang dry them so they can fucking last. As for jeans you can beat the shit out of them before a good washing as long as you are not as nasty as fuck. Everything else don't be a fucking cochino about it.

The fuck does it go from personal hygiene to home bullshit #$*&)_}(#@!+ end of sentence period.

my nigga. i be lovin the hang dry shit cause a nigga wash up a fresh t-shirt know what i'm sayin and you put that lil nigga in the dryer on LOW. the low low, know what i mean? pull that bitch out and the shit shrunk right? didn't shrink in. shrunk up. nigga in a belly shirt. some 1985 throwback pussy ass bitch ass nigga cinderella hair metal bulllllshit.

angry hang dry or FTW

I don't follow any of those recommendations and I'm totally fine. Sounds like a waste of time and resources to me.

You seriously don't wash your sheets for months? You definitely have bugs crawling around in there.

This is all absolutely OCD insane.

Does anyone wanna go jump dirt bikes at the Razer with me?

The only bugs in my bed are stink bugs.
There are a few rules
1) if I put on a clean pair of shorts, I'm going to get oil on them immediately
2) if I put on clean sheets, I'm going to get sperm on them immediately
3) if I buy my own clothing from a band, I will put a hole in them.

I tend to sweat a lot in my sleep during the summer because I can't sleep unless I'm covered in at least two sheets/comforters, so I've been playing it safe and washing them once every couple weeks lately. During the winter, they pretty much never get washed though.

Like the bugs in your undercooked steaks!!!

Like they don't get killed with copious volumes of scotch.

While you do make a point, how the fuck do you drink scotch, that is meant for little old men with white hair. Tell me you are not going to be wearing camo croc's with white ankle socks for the comfort kill look in the woods.

I wash my tampons once a month

I am old but I wouldn't be caught dead in Crocs of any kind.

YOU'REGONNA LOVE MY NUTS