need to die horrably. I'm not for beating women but I'd make an exception in her case. I would kick her face in until it was an indescribable gooy potatoie mess. Fuck that stupid bitch.

i think shes pretty hot.

jessica's definately hotter. but this bitch can't fucking sing!!!! i've seen like 3 episodes and each time she sounded fucking horrible. and she would always say "damn what's wrong with my voice today?" YOUR VOICE FUCKING SUCKS BITCH!!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!

jessica is lame
ashley is a million times better and is insanly hot with black hair

theyre both stupid rich white girls. theyre hideous.

blue said:

right on!!!

;)

I met jessica simpson, she isn't white...she is orange and has been sent to earth from alpha centuri to brainwash our younger generation to aid in the inevitable invasion.

i've actually recently watched newlyweds on mtv and then the ashlEE simpson show
hilarious
you see jessica doing and saying lame things while nick rolls his eyes
i saw the one where she got mad at him for defending girls who work at hooters and then the ashlee show she had a boyfriend and you see her calling him 10 times a day and how much she loves him and by the end of the episode he dumps her

hmm..i HAD to watch at least once

i'd hit her

id slap the shit out of her

succubus said:

I find it quite amusing that she writes a song about each boy she's been with. the thing i don't get is that if they're suppose to be a extremely religious family why does ashlee always have a tongue down some guys throat or dry humping some guy?

classic moment : when the president of the record label said she sounds like courtney love.

WhyamIandasshole at home said:


But it can be so much fun sometimes.... Smack some slampig right in her dick sucker....

but that simpson sister will get it extra bad. I'll smack her in her busted ass face with my axe handle (mr. crunch) and then do nastry things to her poop hole.