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returntothepit >> discuss >> $180 Battle Jacket for sale.. by arilliusbm on Mar 17,2014 2:39pm
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2014 2:39pm
http://ritualz.bigcartel.com/product/black-metal-battle-jacket-a

Sweet jacket. You guys should buy. Battle Jackets are cool.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Mar 17,2014 3:14pm
All poser bands.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2014 3:20pm
I could make that for $20



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Mar 17,2014 3:20pm
Have these always been called battle jackets? Or have I just been living in the woods too long...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2014 3:43pm
How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 17,2014 3:47pm
H&M women's wear kvlt as fvck



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Mar 17,2014 3:52pm edited Mar 17,2014 4:17pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.

Best use possible for a ready made kutte.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2014 4:23pm
CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.



toggletoggle post by Inspector Fagget at Mar 17,2014 4:33pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.


Battlevest or not you still look like a fagget.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 17,2014 4:37pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


"hipster" should be replaced with "inkster" because at every metal show it smells like new printing ink due to the surge in new patches added the day before.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2014 4:53pm
Inspector%20Fagget said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.


Battlevest or not you still look like a fagget.


Thanks for stepping up to the plate and hitting that slow-pitch softball, fagget.



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Mar 17,2014 4:57pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


"hipster" should be replaced with "inkster" because at every metal show it smells like new printing ink due to the surge in new patches added the day before.


Seems like too much work, why would anyone want to waste time sewing them on.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2014 6:26pm
If you wanna try hard at metal, you need to try hard at sewing.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 17,2014 6:52pm
Nice costume.



toggletoggle post by King Thünderstöol at Mar 17,2014 6:53pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL BREAK THUNDERSTEEL'S SPINE FOR WEARING A VEST!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by truth at Mar 17,2014 7:46pm
no u won't Willey fagget



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Mar 17,2014 10:08pm
This is children's clothing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is STARTING THE REACTOR at Mar 18,2014 7:36am
Did anybody else notice "ritualz.bigcartel?" haha



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Mar 18,2014 8:53am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
If you wanna try hard at metal, you need to try hard at sewing.


lol I will get right on it then. There is no requirement to have listened to the music before I apply a patch correct?



toggletoggle post by Spence at Mar 18,2014 9:00am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


Never even heard the words "battle jacket" anywhere that wasn't on RTTP, to be perfectly honest.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 18,2014 9:12am
MA Metalheads needs you, Spence.



toggletoggle post by Lugubrious Tears on cloven Hooves at Mar 18,2014 9:20am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
MA Metalheads needs you, Spence.


ITT: Old Fags vs. New Fags



toggletoggle post by Spence at Mar 18,2014 9:32am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
MA Metalheads needs you, Spence.


MA Metalheads needs to not be a thing, ever.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Mar 18,2014 10:20am
I'll admit that the twist of this actually being an H&M mini-parka took me by surprise.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY at Mar 18,2014 3:44pm
Needs a HIM patch.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Mar 18,2014 4:26pm
It's a gawd damned patch jacket. There is no battle.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY at Mar 18,2014 4:28pm
A battle for self-respect in a cis-dominated world.



toggletoggle post by Rim Tiley The Second at Mar 18,2014 6:03pm
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to label and sell it as a "Men's BJ" ? that's about all they'll get wearing this piece of heinous gear.



toggletoggle post by Rim Tiley The Second at Mar 18,2014 6:05pm
My bad- nevermind. Thought this was a "Men's" jacket. Either way, anyone who buys this is undoubtedly Male by genetics and Female by common sense.



toggletoggle post by Rim Tiley The Second at Mar 18,2014 6:05pm
shut up spence you're just mad cause you got booted from the group for being a REAL faget



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY at Mar 18,2014 10:44pm
Compared to gay sex, battle jackets are totally homo.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 19,2014 3:51am
Spence said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


Never even heard the words "battle jacket" anywhere that wasn't on RTTP, to be perfectly honest.


This.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2014 7:56am
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut-off

Well then, it must be official. It's on Wikipedia.





toggletoggle post by King Thünderstöol at Mar 19,2014 12:46pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE WITH A VEST DESERVES TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU THUNDERSTEEL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 19,2014 1:20pm
no farts no care



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 19,2014 5:01pm
more fartin



toggletoggle post by Championship Melt Customer at Mar 20,2014 6:40pm
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said[orig][quote]
All poser bands.

I'd like a grilled dickcheese sandwich with extra dick.



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Mar 20,2014 7:18pm
#nbhnc



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