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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Wolverine (2013) by the_reverend on Jul 14,2013 9:13pm
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toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Jul 15,2013 3:26pm
ThanX for restoring all my IP's bro!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 10,2013 8:17pm
Huge Jacking off man.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 10,2013 8:24pm
Horrible movie.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 10,2013 11:47pm
Have not net flixed this movie yet



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 8:08am
Any movie with Hugh Jackman shirtless is fap worthy.

Way to bring the board back kevord. Why did it suck? Besides the time lines, No character development, etc... It was a solid marvel based action flick. Sort of like all the Wolverine spin off comics. For those of us who stopped reading comics 18 years ago, the world that these comics encompass is weird and scary. These are our kids' x-men. They don't even live in the same universe as the xmen we knew.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 8:14am
Looking online I guess in 2008 they wrote the while hiroshima thing.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 8:19am
I stole this but it sums up all of my feelings after seeing this in the theater:

You know you are a bad director when...

you negate the conclusion of the previous movie.

your plot makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

you have more plot inconsistencies than Swiss cheese.

your favorite X-men character fights and moves with the grace of a rock.

your favorite X-men character acts like a cretin and his decisions are abysmally bad.

your favorite X-men character gets totally owned by a... ¿corporate samurai?.

your favorite X-men character loses his power more than half of the film.

your favorite X-men character cuts a tree with an axe and then gets tired.

you can cut adamantium.

you can drill into adamantium.

your adamantium cutter fails to cut flesh.

Japanese swords can withstand adamantium.

your villain is not even clownishly developed.

your villain has absolutely no motivation for how she acts. NONE. Worst villain ever.

your villain sheds her skin for no reason.

inexplicably you can suck a mutant of its power with a giant adamantium suit.

you kill a bear for no reason.

grandpa is a douche for the completely wrong reasons.

you take 50 rope arrows to your back and not try to get lose.

you have an awesome army of ninjas, yet in the end they decide to go on a sudden camping trip.

!!!!! you perform heart surgery on yourself, even if you can't heal back !!!!!

you don't pass out during heart surgery on yourself, but scream with excruciating pain when someone cuts your nails.

you live after performing heart surgery on yourself.

the best scene in the film is a scene after the credits.

you force a love relationship that is somehow immoral and has no meaning or conclusion.

your film has an ending without any conclusions; except Wolverine now has crappier claws.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 8:22am edited Dec 11,2013 8:22am
The worst plot hole was, Why didn't they just steal Wolverines healing factor then lock him up or kill him at the beginning of the movie. I could have been out of the movie in ten minutes.



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF DYA at Dec 11,2013 8:35am
Frank Miller is spinning in his grave. And he isn't dead.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 10:14am
There are a lot of good points there. The end of which movie? First class or xmen 3? The end of xmen movies are like the end of porno, I don't really remember what happens but I assume it has Jackman finishing on my chest.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 10:19am
First class takes place in 1962 so how could it be first class? X3 of course.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 10:29am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
your favorite X-men character cuts a tree with an axe and then gets tired.
cause he has a parasite around his heart...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 10:30am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
the best scene in the film is a scene after the credits.
Agreed, Days of Future Past FTW!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 10:34am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
you force a love relationship that is somehow immoral and has no meaning or conclusion.
I thought this was a quick gloss over to a lot of the stuff for the original Wolverine series where he was in love with a girl from japan and trained a lot there.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 10:38am
It's a good idea to reference a comic that 95% of the audience hasn't read



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 10:41am
also, the drills drill into bone, not adamantium. Wolverine's skeleton is covered on adamantium. So cutting off the claws allowed that machine to drill into the marrow of his bones. One of the comics I read in the 90's had wolvie get his entire adamantium removed. IDK what happened after that.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 10:42am



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 10:54am
OLD NEWS.



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF DYA at Dec 11,2013 11:14am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
It's a good idea to reference a comic that 95% of the audience hasn't read


It's an even better idea to "gloss over" the character's defining story instead of treating it with the attention it deserves. (Wolverine movie, you go stand in the corner with X-men 3 and think about what you've done.)



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 11:16am
Basically either go all in or go home fagget.



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF DYA at Dec 11,2013 11:27am
If this is the care they treat Wolverine in Japan with, I'm looking forward to lots of Days of Future Past scenes with Callisto Pinkett-Smith and wrong-powers Psylocke.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 11:27am
The biggest problem with this movie is a big ninja vs. Wolverine fight never happened.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 11,2013 11:36am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
also, the drills drill into bone, not adamantium. Wolverine's skeleton is covered on adamantium. So cutting off the claws allowed that machine to drill into the marrow of his bones. One of the comics I read in the 90's had wolvie get his entire adamantium removed. IDK what happened after that.



Magneto got extra strength I forget why, and caught Wolverine and pretty much sucked the adamantium out of him. Wolverine still had his healing factor, but was fucked up good. He then later realized that he had bone



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 11,2013 11:38am
Godammit I hit the post button before I was fucking done. He found out he had bone claws, but each time they came out they hurt him like fuck. It gets fuzzy for me from there as I dont remember how he got the adamantium back in his body, as it took several issues for that to happen.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 11,2013 11:49am
Is the samuri he fights supposed to be the Silver Samuri? Also that asian broad he was in love with turned into Lady Deathstrike if I am correct.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 12:03pm
that's exactly what I was talking about. I think he only didn't know about the bone since he didn't remember his past at all at that point.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 12:13pm
Harada is in the movie but is not the Silver Samurai. A lot of the characters from the comic are in the movie but the movie plot has nothing to do with the comics.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 11,2013 12:17pm
and the Asian broad was not ladydeathstrike in the comics or movie. Plus she was in X2 so that wouldn't make sense.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2013 12:46pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Hugh Jackman, what brand of jacket were you wearing when your fought sabertooth?



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF MUTANT AFFAIRS at Dec 11,2013 2:51pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
A lot of the characters from the comic are in the movie but the movie plot has nothing to do with the comics.


"We copied down a lot of names from our X-men Who's Who to placate the fanboys, but we couldn't be bothered to actually write those characters into the movie so we just did a find/replace on the script."



toggletoggle post by Spence at Dec 11,2013 3:17pm
Honestly, the only X-Men movies I like are X-Men United and X-Men First Class.

All the other X-Men movies(but ESPECIALLY The Last Stand) can all suck on a chode.

I have high hopes for next year's X-Men movie though.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 12,2013 9:24pm
What was the name of the Asian broad who Wolverine loved in the comics? Did anybody catch the Wolverine manga style cartoon earlier this year? I thought it was cool and sucked all at once.



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF MUTANT AFFAIRS at Dec 13,2013 9:09am
Mariko (Lord Shingen's daughter). Yukio was the slutty ninja chick he got wrapped up in, and Yuriko is Lady Deathstrike. Confused, yet?



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