This is going to be bigger than Martyrdoom, I booked a fest in 1994, I know what I'm doing. Foodtrucks, a bouncy castle, Teratism, Flexfittrucks, Pathos Sweatpants, youtube, tacos, beer, pie, flexfit waist sweatpants with ANOXIA printed across the ass, event invites from Vinny Boccichino, NYDM RI CHAPTER PATCHING IN CEREMONIES, silly string, Order of the Arrow induction ceremonies, lazer tag, what a fun fest.

Any metal chicks on here who want sadsack attempts at flirting posted on their photos?

Book the VIP package and I will tell you about the time I almost went over Niagara Falls.

Ha

Why wouldn't I post from my real account?

Projected turnout.

Real mature, Dwyaril.

Let the lovers love and the haters hate.

I thought john was going to post a picture of chlamydia

666

Stagedive off the cliffwalks in a barrel or false.

Fuck a barrel.