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returntothepit >> discuss >> fucking Shannon Mccarthy in the ass appreciation by fuckfeast on Jul 2,2013 2:40pm
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toggletoggle post by fuckfeast at Jul 2,2013 2:40pm
This bitch sucks a mean cock up in Lowell. I remember the days when I showed her a few new metal bands and she sucked me clean and then let me put it in her stinker. If you go up to Lowell, make sure to give her a good time!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is EVALUATOR OF BUTTHURT at Jul 2,2013 2:43pm
This violates the MA Metalheads group guidelines. Of course, this group is not like the Return to the Pit forum.






Also pics or it didn't halpin



toggletoggle post by Joe Hession at Jul 2,2013 2:53pm
I'm going to KILL whoever wrote this. As long as they're smaller than me.



toggletoggle post by General False Finder at Jul 2,2013 2:57pm
If George Zimmerman didn't guarantee he assfucked her, false.



toggletoggle post by DatAss at Jul 2,2013 3:10pm
Fuckfeast is a beta virgin. Like his cock's touched anything but his own hand....



toggletoggle post by DYA is EVALUATOR OF BUTTHURT at Jul 2,2013 3:13pm
In my capacity as butthurt evaluator, it's my professional opinion that u sound mad.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 2,2013 3:18pm
who?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 2,2013 3:26pm
This thread is a bit harsh. I didnt create it. But that MA Metalheads group can all meet me in China town.



toggletoggle post by General False Finder at Jul 2,2013 3:31pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
who?


^this^



toggletoggle post by concerned party at Jul 2,2013 3:35pm
Guys, I'd watch out if I were you - her boyfriend's a brony. So you know he's basically a latent serial killer and, best case scenario, he might rape your tender asses AFTER you're dead. Beware.



toggletoggle post by General False Finder at Jul 2,2013 3:38pm
links, and pics please.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 2,2013 3:42pm edited Jul 2,2013 3:43pm
Wow, harsh thread. I was gonna say that this girl was cool until she blocked me for saying MA Metalheads gave me daily laughs. Who's the elitist, now?



toggletoggle post by General False Finder at Jul 2,2013 3:47pm



toggletoggle post by Mike Carvey at Jul 2,2013 3:47pm
I don't think she blocked anyone. She deleted her Facebook. I don't know her well but this is kind of harsh



toggletoggle post by goatrider  at Jul 2,2013 3:49pm edited Jul 2,2013 3:49pm
Somewhat harsh, but hard to tell. No pics no absolute level of harshness.



toggletoggle post by concerned party at Jul 2,2013 3:50pm
This isn't even on facebook.



toggletoggle post by concerned party at Jul 2,2013 3:51pm
Guys I saw that shit you said on Bay State Rock so I deletedmy Friendster account, fucking assholes



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 2,2013 4:01pm
MA Metalheads? what nonsense is this?



toggletoggle post by jay hamilton at Jul 2,2013 4:03pm
Joe%20Hession said[orig][quote]
I'm going to KILL whoever wrote this. As long as they're smaller than me.




Didn't you see my leather jacket? Iam in league with such tough guys as rowdy roddy piper and the fonze, iam not one to be messed with Joe



toggletoggle post by fuckfeast at Jul 2,2013 4:05pm
On behalf of the OP and affiliated parties, I would like to apologize for posting this slander. She is a nice girl.



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 4:07pm
OP is the HUGEST faggot for posting this without a single pic



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 4:09pm
therefore, this shit didn't happen. Therefore, not worth anyones time

AND.../THREAD



toggletoggle post by General False Finder at Jul 2,2013 4:17pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
This thread is a bit harsh. I didnt create it. But that MA Metalheads group can all meet me in China town.


Has nothing to do with said drama, but is ready to kick the MA Metalheads groups ass in China Town. Troll Respect.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 2,2013 4:17pm
I don't know who this person is, but if he/she/it supports a FB group called MA Metalheads, they are worthy of the slander.



toggletoggle post by DYA is EVALUATOR OF BUTTHURT at Jul 2,2013 4:20pm
Wait, so did OP bang her tailpipe or not?



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 4:23pm
DYA%20is%20EVALUATOR%20OF%20BUTTHURT said[orig][quote]
Wait, so did OP bang her tailpipe or not?


Of course he didn't. He's just wasting everyones time



toggletoggle post by DYA is EVALUATOR OF BUTTHURT at Jul 2,2013 4:24pm
As butthurt evaluator, it's my job to ask these questions.



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 4:28pm
You guys can't even do a simple slander thread right. Unbelievable. I'm going back to 4chan where people actually post said pics.



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 4:33pm
and the rest of you are a bunch of ass clowns for not asking either. Its like you metal guys are so beta that you've accepted your fate of not ever getting laid so you've completely deleted any sexual motivation you have left in your psyche. Here you are on a shitty forum that can't deliver anything and you're more concerned about Facebook? You all sicken me



toggletoggle post by DYA is EVALUATOR OF BUTTHURT at Jul 2,2013 4:35pm
So do you have them?



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 4:35pm
You know what we call sex that never happened where I'm from? FANFICTION



toggletoggle post by DYA is EVALUATOR OF BUTTHURT at Jul 2,2013 4:37pm
I think you're holding out on us.



toggletoggle post by iorgos  at Jul 2,2013 4:43pm
OP is an asshole, I don't know her personally but she did give me free tickets to the neo-Death concert after no one called to claim them through a contest she held on her radio show. No reason to be hostile towards this nice young lady...shame, shame, shame.



toggletoggle post by recycle bin at Jul 2,2013 4:43pm
pleez, nobody even has the balls to post the marsi n00dz



toggletoggle post by DYA is EVALUATOR OF BUTTHURT at Jul 2,2013 4:47pm
Wherearethenudes probably has those, too. SMH



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 4:49pm
fucking christ. At this point, I'd have better luck asking her for nudes herself.

OP mustve been some drooling asperger metalfag thats always wanted to tap her but been too beta.

Did I just take her side? Wow OP you suck so much that I'm actually taking HER side now. I don't even know this person.



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Jul 2,2013 4:53pm
wherearethenudes said[orig][quote]
fucking christ. At this point, I'd have better luck asking her for nudes herself.

OP mustve been some drooling asperger metalfag thats always wanted to tap her but been too beta.

Did I just take her side? Wow OP you suck so much that I'm actually taking HER side now. I don't even know this person.


shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by autisticretard at Jul 2,2013 4:53pm
hey that was uncall for



toggletoggle post by iorgos  at Jul 2,2013 4:55pm
OP is dingus



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 5:03pm
I'm gonna keep posting until OP grows some balls and posts pics



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 5:10pm
Maybe if I somehow find this chick, then I show her how much of a big faggot OP is, she'll fuck me out of gratitude. Like, real-life, genitals and shit.

Then I'll take some pics and actually post them. And a nice close-up on my cock, instagram filters and all, dedicated to your faggotry OP



toggletoggle post by fuckfeast at Jul 2,2013 5:11pm
:-) anyone that knows her knows this isn't true. Shut up, people.



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 5:16pm
I call OP out on his bullshit and he posts a smilie.

YEAH WE KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE BECAUSE YOURE A FAGGOT AND COULDNT PRODUCE PICS.

fuck yo smilie



toggletoggle post by nrym at Jul 2,2013 5:32pm
This is one of the nicest people in metal period. She drove 3 and a half hours to pick me up for a show and never asked for anything in return.



toggletoggle post by fuckfeast at Jul 2,2013 5:38pm
GUYS LET IT GO. IT'S A HARSH JOKE AND THERE ARE NO NUDES.



toggletoggle post by apollo at Jul 2,2013 5:45pm
OP are you really saying shit about someone because of something on face book? Have the high schoolers found this site?

Like nrym said, this girl is an extraordinarily kind metal chick. Called me up one day and asked if I was going to Lamb of God, and said I couldn't because of money issues. Low and behold, a half hour later she was at my door with two tickets and said she was picking me up.



toggletoggle post by apollo at Jul 2,2013 5:46pm
I would hope there are no nudes. I'm pretty sure she's 17



toggletoggle post by fuckfeast at Jul 2,2013 5:47pm
Lame of God? I take it back. You all suck mean cock up in Lowell.



toggletoggle post by IRoot at Jul 2,2013 5:55pm
I hope I can beat the shit out of fuckfeast in the parking lot some day. Go on, post your underage porn.



toggletoggle post by IRoot at Jul 2,2013 5:56pm
post it faggot. you have no balls



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 5:59pm
yeah what he said. Still waiting on you faggot.



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 6:00pm
IRoot said[orig][quote]
I hope I can beat the shit out of fuckfeast in the parking lot some day. Go on, post your underage porn.


You know what? I bet he'd post pics of that if he did it.



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 6:04pm
just pointing this out OP cause you're probably too autistic to notice this, but you said "suck a mean cock up in Lowell" twice in this thread. Its like a retarded verbal hiccup.

and post some fucking nudes already



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 6:27pm
OP, dude, I get that you probably don't want to post pics because you don't want to show everyone the horridly microscopic, infinitesimal size of your dick. So just post nudes of only her. Or not, I could use a good laugh at your tiny faggot penis



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 6:43pm
"GUYS LET IT GO. IT'S A HARSH JOKE AND THERE ARE NO NUDES."

If thats the best you can do for a harsh joke, I've lost faith in this site. Here I was thinking you were just a lame-ass faggot for not actually fucking her or posting pics, but now you have escalated to a new level of faggotry and beyond to think people will actually find you amusing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALRAPISTING THIS THREAD at Jul 2,2013 6:49pm
DYA%20is%20EVALUATOR%20OF%20BUTTHURT said[orig][quote]
In my capacity as butthurt evaluator, it's my professional opinion that u sound mad.



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 6:49pm
I'm so sorry she never friend requested you on facebook. Being a beta faggot is hard. You're just coming to terms with what you are: a faggot. I wish they had sympathy cards for that. Now spread them asscheeks



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALRAPISTING THIS THREAD at Jul 2,2013 6:51pm
hi, boyfriend



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 6:55pm
"I remember the days when I showed her a few metal bands"

Cause, this will TOTALLY get you laid. This is how I knew you were a faggot from the start



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALRAPISTING THIS THREAD at Jul 2,2013 6:56pm
wherearethenudes said[orig][quote]
"I remember the days when I showed her a few metal bands"

Cause, this will TOTALLY get you laid. This is how I knew you were a faggot from the start


concerned%20party said[orig][quote]
Guys, I'd watch out if I were you - her boyfriend's a brony. So you know he's basically a latent serial killer and, best case scenario, he might rape your tender asses AFTER you're dead. Beware.


[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/pensivepine/mlp_nurse.jpg[IMG]



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALRAPISTING THIS THREAD at Jul 2,2013 6:56pm
way to fail, me




toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 7:02pm
Heh, thatd be amusing. I'm just banned from 4chan and bored. Then there was a shining of hope, someone talking about assfucking. But no pics...because OP is a faggot and lives in his imagination as his only solace



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 7:04pm
who the fuck is posting pony shit now? I thought OP was the only faggot here



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 7:08pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALRAPISTING THIS THREAD at Jul 2,2013 7:09pm
^^ confirmed for brony, possible underage b& from ch&



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 7:11pm


I can't decide if it would be better to eat OP's cake and THEN fuck his mom, or the other way around



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 7:15pm
see OP? DYA can link an image. Can you do that?



toggletoggle post by wherearethenudes at Jul 2,2013 7:18pm
DYA: also possibly aspergers?



toggletoggle post by AMAZING NEWS BUREAU at Jul 2,2013 7:50pm
ALERT THE PRESS

WAIT, I AM THE PRESS

ALERT ME



toggletoggle post by Battle Diaper at Jul 2,2013 9:54pm
apollo said[orig][quote]
OP are you really saying shit about someone because of something on face book? Have the high schoolers found this site?

Like nrym said, this girl is an extraordinarily kind metal chick. Called me up one day and asked if I was going to Lamb of God, and said I couldn't because of money issues. Low and behold, a half hour later she was at my door with two tickets and said she was picking me up.


I honestly felt bad for this poor girl all afternoon. But now...

LOL LAMB OF GOD FAGGET.

ITT: FRIENDZONED FAGGET WITH PRE PUBESCENT TASTE IN MUSIC CALLS OTHERS "High schoolers"



toggletoggle post by autisticretard at Jul 3,2013 12:07pm
shit up with this asperger talk!



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Jul 5,2013 5:55pm
ALERT THE SPERG

WAIT, I AM THE SPERG

SPERG ME



toggletoggle post by Guy nli at Jul 5,2013 6:38pm
Still no pics of said girl. Rttp you failed me



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 6,2013 1:33am
Cry over a little girl, you pussy.



toggletoggle post by King Thūndérstøòl at Jul 6,2013 10:36am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

SHANNON MCCARTHY HAS A HERPES INFESTED TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I'M PRETTY SURE SHE HAS CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!

SODOMIZE THAT STUPID CUNT!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by King Thūndérstøòl at Jul 6,2013 10:37am
ALSO, JOE HESSION IS A MORBIDLY OBESE WASTE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by goatrider  at Jul 8,2013 10:37am
Gentlemen, should this young lady start posting in the thread, we may have a glorious saga of butthurt (pun intended) on our hands.


wherearethenudes said[orig][quote]
Like, real-life, genitals and shit.


I fucking LOLed at this.



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