ah man, i was purposely trying not to type the 4th and i did. thanks rev.
post by xmikex at Jun 5,2013 1:56pm edited Jun 5,2013 2:02pm
Deafheaven gets married to VYGR
story checks out. support. otherwise no thanks on sleeper show.
post by DYA is TRAINING HIS CHOCOBO at Jun 5,2013 2:01pm
If you are a false entry half price
because you'll be soothed and reassured
the blursting drums will feather your brain
Disrupting all your attempts to pick up that girl in the WITTR shirt
post by cry at Jun 5,2013 3:13pm
and the faggot comments begin
post by lol at Jun 5,2013 3:46pm
^comments ABOUT faggots
post by DYA is TRAINING HIS CHOCOBO at Jun 5,2013 3:58pm
Cry is, perhaps ironically, somewhat inevitably, BAAAAAWWWWWing hard.
new record is god awful. show will sellout of course.
post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 5,2013 4:34pm
Anyone who goes to this show is a fucking retard who should be forcibly neutered to prevent them from reproducing. The Tsarnaevs should have waited to bomb this show instead of the Pops on the 4th to prevent anyone of value from being lost.
post by DYA is TRAINING HIS CHOCOBO at Jun 5,2013 4:47pm
Anyone who goes to this show is a fucking retard who should be forcibly neutered to prevent them from reproducing. The Tsarnaevs should have waited to bomb this show instead of the Pops on the 4th to prevent anyone of value from being lost.
BobNOMAAMRooney is dead, FB profile already baleeted, this post is a false flag.
All true, though.
post by seminariii at Jun 5,2013 5:14pm
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
Oh fuck off with the "kvlt" bullshit you sad sack of cunt. This isn't 2001 when "kvlt kiddies" were an actual fucking thing, some people are just capable of seeing through the bullshit of shitty bands and choose not to support their watered down garbage. It's called having standards for the art you consume, try it some time.
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
i miss those old school days in 2011 when Deafheaven was mad kult and all the diehard metal fans loved them
Hey newfag, Brooklyn Vegan comments section is that way ----->
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
Deafheaven has never been well recieved on this board. I liked the roads to judah at first but after a few listens, I figured, I have cold body radiation, why bother with this pretentious bullshit?
post by DYA is TRAINING HIS CHOCOBO at Jun 6,2013 9:06am
LOL
post by DYA is TRAINING HIS CHOCOBO at Jun 6,2013 9:06am
Flannels to the Welkin at Dusk
post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 6,2013 9:07am
I also find it hilarious that so much of the press Deafheaven gets focuses on George's sartorial choices as if his conscious presentation of an image is more valid than black jeans, band tee (let alone the false dichotomy between what he wears and the spikes and corpsepaint aesthetic that's been dead for 15 years). And really, as someone with an actual interest in menswear, the dress shirts shit isn't impressing me, dude looks like he's interviewing for his first internship between freshman and sophomore year. Fuck you if you fall for this shit.
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
Can I just revisit what a stupid thing this was to say? The not-black-metal movement has been getting slammed on here since its inception.
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
Can I just revisit what a stupid thing this was to say? The not-black-metal movement has been getting slammed on here since its inception.
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
Can I just revisit what a stupid thing this was to say? The not-black-metal movement has been getting slammed on here since its inception.
considering i have no idea who you are the statement wasn't directed towards you, however you seem to be a giant cocksucker so i'm glad it offended you this much that you keep crying about it.
post by seminariii at Jun 7,2013 1:45pm
i don't read this board ever so my statement was based in real world examples. sorry you're all offended so much.
post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jun 7,2013 1:47pm
i don't read this board ever so my statement was based in real world examples. sorry you're all offended so much.
Tol Compt Flannel Flannel Flannel
post by HivernalBreath at Jun 7,2013 3:22pm edited Jun 7,2013 3:22pm
sorry to break it to you, seminariii, but nobody ever jacked off to deafheaven. I know nothing about the other bands on the bill, but if they're willing to play with DH...
OP posts thread. Thread is criticized for blatant faggetry. OP accuses everyone of jerking off to DH in 2011. Slowly backs away when corrected and says he never reads the board. Cool thread.
post by seminariii at Jun 7,2013 4:01pm
interesting how you infer i meant "everyone" from my statement where i said "kids". if you want to think i'm "backing away" by purely not giving a fuck about the comments being made on here then great, more power to you. the constant replies to this thread are doing great promotion for the show one way or another.
interesting how you infer i meant "everyone" from my statement where i said "kids". if you want to think i'm "backing away" by purely not giving a fuck about the comments being made on here then great, more power to you. the constant replies to this thread are doing great promotion for the show one way or another.
if you want to think i'm "backing away" by purely not giving a fuck about the comments being made on here then great, more power to you.
Yet you continue responding.
People mocked DH immediately, you got defensive and told the haters ("kids") to go find something more "kvlt" to do. I've never considered myself as kvlt or metal cuz the whole "I'm more metal than you" shit is fucking stupid but, in all honesty, I'm sure everyone not going to see deafheaven will take a shit that night and that will be way more kvlt.
post by seminariii at Jun 7,2013 5:56pm
it's cool, the people who that comment was directed towards will understand.
post by longdeadgod_nli at Jun 7,2013 5:57pm
I always find it hilarious when people getting bashed on this board feel it helps promote their band or show.
post by longdeadgod_nli at Jun 7,2013 5:59pm
I would also like to state that marriages is a gay band name, and regardless of their skill or musical quality i will not give them a listen.
interesting how you infer i meant "everyone" from my statement where i said "kids". if you want to think i'm "backing away" by purely not giving a fuck about the comments being made on here then great, more power to you. the constant replies to this thread are doing great promotion for the show one way or another.
OP posts thread. Thread is criticized for blatant faggetry. OP accuses everyone of jerking off to DH in 2011. Slowly backs away when corrected and says he never reads the board. Cool thread.
post by lol at Jun 8,2013 4:13pm
played with Deafheaven at SXSW. The drummer looked like he was 13 years old and was wearing a hemp necklace. kvlt
it's cool, the people who that comment was directed towards will understand.
So you came back to this thread to wag your finger at the people bashing Deafheaven but it was actually meant for mystery people who aren't on this board (the same board that has by consensus hated Deafheaven non-stop since day one). OH MY BAD. That makes much more sense.
it's cool, the people who that comment was directed towards will understand.
So you came back to this thread to wag your finger at the people bashing Deafheaven but it was actually meant for mystery people who aren't on this board (the same board that has by consensus hated Deafheaven non-stop since day one). OH MY BAD. That makes much more sense.
funny how in a span of ~two years kids will go from jerking off about a band like DH to being "above" them. is it jealousy? maybe. oh well, move on to whatever will be "kvlt" enough for you now, no one will miss you.
No. Deafheaven always sucked. Go away faggot.
post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 10,2013 1:33pm
VYGR sucks too.
post by seminariii at Jun 10,2013 1:55pm
ha
post by seminariii at Jun 10,2013 1:59pm
hilarious
post by DYA is POSTING IN A THREAD at Jun 10,2013 2:01pm
Mad
post by DYA is POSTING IN A THREAD at Jun 10,2013 2:01pm
U is
post by Cleanser of Defilement at Jun 10,2013 2:06pm
VYGR are fans of Aerospace Museums if ya know what I mean
post by torn at Jun 10,2013 3:32pm
they were pretty sick at windhand last night...idk about this show though
post by Northeast Professional Promoter at Jun 10,2013 4:41pm
Tips to being taken seriously:
1. Post show
2. Get mad when people pick it apart (because THAT'S never happened on the internet before)
3. Leave cryptic messages that make no sense when people cut you up
4. Mask frustration by telling everyone else they're the ones that are mad.
6. Wish you had better taste in music than Deafheaven
post by seminariii at Jun 10,2013 4:57pm
i'm fine with my comments being interpreted that way, though those points are mostly all wrong (i haven't even heard their new record).
story checks out. support. otherwise no thanks on sleeper show.
My girlfriend is friends with one of the dudes in VYGR who is a good dude and told him I said this. He thought it was pretty funny and rebutted with an anecdote about being hit on by one of the girls in Kittie because she liked his band. Touche' friend.
story checks out. support. otherwise no thanks on sleeper show.
My girlfriend is friends with one of the dudes in VYGR who is a good dude and told him I said this. He thought it was pretty funny and rebutted with an anecdote about being hit on by one of the girls in Kittie because she liked his band. Touche' friend.
This should just be a given at this point. "I hereby acknowledge that all else being equal, my band sucks and is insignificant relative to the magnitude of things that have been achieved in this world of ours." Should come up before posting any band news or show listings as a disclaimer on this website. That would have saved me alot trouble in the past at least :/
Not to take away from the overall theme of men's fashion that everyone seems to be onto here, but the girl who sings in Marriages is a babe. Who cares what deafheaven is wearing this season when there are cute girls' butts to focus on instead? Who cares what other bands are playing, as long as we get drink tickets?
Mike, if they're still a band anymore, you're coming with me to hang in the green room so we can listen to Rammstein together next time Kittie comes through town. Sheil is not invited, she'll get over it though.
to clear some things up, i'm not "the promoter" - i'm also a dude in VYGR. i called someone out in this thread for being a poser but since i didn't specify a name this thread imploded. sorry everyone. you can hate my band, it's fine.
story checks out. support. otherwise no thanks on sleeper show.
My girlfriend is friends with one of the dudes in VYGR who is a good dude and told him I said this. He thought it was pretty funny and rebutted with an anecdote about being hit on by one of the girls in Kittie because she liked his band. Touche' friend.
to clear some things up, i'm not "the promoter" - i'm also a dude in VYGR. i called someone out in this thread for being a poser but since i didn't specify a name this thread imploded. sorry everyone. you can hate my band, it's fine.
Well I'll take the initiate here then. We've been on a bit of a promoter bashing streak here. It appears I was mistaken. I still don't get who you were calling out, and I definitely think you worded it like it was meant for everyone, but that doesn't need to be the end of the world. Good luck with your show.
post by seminariii at Jun 13,2013 1:23pm
k, i appreciate it. sorry for the name calling. could have worded it better but i tried to be ambiguous about it.
post by DYA is THE GIRL IN THE RED DECODER SLACKS at Jun 13,2013 1:33pm
to clear some things up, i'm not "the promoter" - i'm also a dude in VYGR. i called someone out in this thread for being a poser but since i didn't specify a name this thread imploded. sorry everyone. you can hate my band, it's fine.
Well I'll take the initiate here then. We've been on a bit of a promoter bashing streak here. It appears I was mistaken. I still don't get who you were calling out, and I definitely think you worded it like it was meant for everyone, but that doesn't need to be the end of the world. Good luck with your terrible show.
fixed
post by xmikex at Jun 13,2013 3:52pm edited Jun 13,2013 3:52pm
to clear some things up, i'm not "the promoter" - i'm also a dude in VYGR. i called someone out in this thread for being a poser but since i didn't specify a name this thread imploded. sorry everyone. you can hate my band, it's fine.
IT WAS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALLLLL ALONG
fixed.
post by joebo at Jun 13,2013 4:29pm
fucking lol that people are more concerned with how the bands dress. they really arent even that bad.
post by lol at Jun 13,2013 4:36pm
^wrong. The music is bad, the band are fucking bandwagon phonies, the newfag fans reflect both of those realities. Hence making fun of the flannels/fans/flans. Giant duh
post by DYA is THE GIRL IN THE RED DECODER SLACKS at Jun 13,2013 4:40pm
fucking lol that people are more concerned with how the bands dress. they really arent even that bad.
Really, nobody is, except (as has beem addressed) the blog writers who are sooo impressed that they don't wear paint and spikes and shit (which just shows you how clueless those writers are about the current state of black metal - but, then, they're writing about Deafheaven, so big surprise). We're already in agreement that they're shit based solely on musical merits; having dispensed with that, we're now free to pass the time making flannel jokes.
A Flannel in the Northern Closet
post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 13,2013 4:45pm
In Holocaust to the Organic Flannel
post by AbbathDoomOcculta at Jun 13,2013 4:55pm
Diabolical Flannel Mysticism
Pure Flannel
Battles in the Flannel
Flannel Beasts
At the Heart of Flannel
Damned in Flannel
Sons of Flannel Darkness
Flannel Shall Fall
post by DYA is THE GIRL IN THE RED DECODER SLACKS at Jun 13,2013 4:59pm
Mocking the Flannelanthropist
post by Elks_Casket at Jun 13,2013 5:08pm
A Flannel in the Northern Sky
Transilvanian Flannel
to clear some things up, i'm not "the promoter" - i'm also a dude in VYGR. i called someone out in this thread for being a poser but since i didn't specify a name this thread imploded. sorry everyone. you can hate my band, it's fine.
post by DYA is THE GIRL IN THE RED DECODER SLACKS at Jun 13,2013 9:21pm
post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 13,2013 11:32pm
Mother winter leaves our land
And opens wide the seas
The lukewarm breeze does beckon me
As it whispers through the trees
It says: Set your sails
And let me take your ship to foreign shores
Take farewell of those near you
And your land of the North!
The wild cold deep black ocean's waves
Invites my hungry heart
Cry not my love I'll return
Only death can keep us apart
Odin in the sky up high
Let the Ravens of yours fly
To guide us on our sail to foreign shores
Let your Ravens fly
The wind blows through my hair
fills our sails with hope and pride
Caress these lines of Oak, wind
Do not throw us all aside
The wild cold deep black ocean's waves
As wide as sky above
Carry us, oh, Gods of sea
Don't take us down below
Now approach the shore at dawn
All is still the light of daybreak is yet to be born
Clad in morning dew asleep
The city's walls rise before us men from the seas
Carrying cold steel at our sides
No time to lose at sunbirth we attack the city by surprise
Down the coastlines with the wind we reign
Men of the North we leave the shores I flannel
Shores in Flannel
Flannel!
Tor of thunder way up high
Swing your Hammer that cracks the sky
Send the wind to fill our sails and take us home
Guide your sons, us, home
When the wind cries out my name
And time has come for me to die
Then wrap me in my cape
And lay my sword down at my side
Then place me on a ship of Oak
And let it drift with tide
Let the flannel purify my soul
On its way to hall up high
Well, seminariii, I just went to the VYGR bandcamp, and the music's actually pretty good. I'd see you at a show, just not with Deafheaven.
You heard it here first everyone. The guy with the most boring taste in music of all time like VYGR and heard them for the first time yesterday despite the fact that they play on what seems like every single Boston area show.
to clear some things up, i'm not "the promoter" - i'm also a dude in VYGR. i called someone out in this thread for being a poser but since i didn't specify a name this thread imploded. sorry everyone. you can hate my band, it's fine.
my guess is PJ
^^Actually Chris, that's Brian, I find it personally much easier to ignore 99% of everything that happens on a message board... cool guess though? Pretty sure I've never done much on the internet to really warrant it...
The good things I've seen in this thread were Mike's original comment ("VYGR marries deafheaven", I enjoyed it) and the men's jumpsuit photos. The redesigned Sunbather artwork is pretty good, too. For the record, I'm wearing flannel underwear right now. Ladies' underwear.
post by DYA is THE GIRL IN THE RED DECODER SLACKS at Jun 14,2013 10:00am
Well, seminariii, I just went to the VYGR bandcamp, and the music's actually pretty good. I'd see you at a show, just not with Deafheaven.
You heard it here first everyone. The guy with the most boring taste in music of all time like VYGR and heard them for the first time yesterday despite the fact that they play on what seems like every single Boston area show.
I generally try to avoid Boston-area shows unless there's a significant draw for me/I can get other people to go with me.
post by The Real Rygar at Jun 14,2013 10:33am
DYA%20is%20THE%20GIRL%20IN%20THE%20RED%20DECODER%20SLACKS said
Well, seminariii, I just went to the VYGR bandcamp, and the music's actually pretty good. I'd see you at a show, just not with Deafheaven.
You heard it here first everyone. The guy with the most boring taste in music of all time like VYGR and heard them for the first time yesterday despite the fact that they play on what seems like every single Boston area show.
I generally try to avoid Boston-area shows unless there's a significant draw for me/I can get other people to go with me.
Us cocaine elitist don't want no fagget suburb boys around either. Innit roight, lads?
Well, seminariii, I just went to the VYGR bandcamp, and the music's actually pretty good. I'd see you at a show, just not with Deafheaven.
You heard it here first everyone. The guy with the most boring taste in music of all time like VYGR and heard them for the first time yesterday despite the fact that they play on what seems like every single Boston area show.
that's flattering but if you look at our track record you'll notice we don't actually play boston very often. we went a full year from june 2012 to this month without playing a show in this city at all.
if you look at our track record you'll notice we don't actually play boston very often. we went a full year from june 2012 to this month without playing a show in this city at all.
^^Actually Chris, that's Brian, I find it personally much easier to ignore 99% of everything that happens on a message board... cool guess though? Pretty sure I've never done much on the internet to really warrant it...
i knew it wasnt you dude, no worries. just a joke.
