Seriously STFU, cook that shit fully, no pink, the fuck you want parasites? And put a goddamn condiment on it, how the fuck are you going to eat it by dunking it in water?

False hamburger elitist detected, go back to MickeyD's and Burger King, hockey puck burger fagget.

No red meat should be cooked more than medium. If you're scared of parasites, buy better meat or eat someplace that serves better meat.

Truly good flesh is tasty in all colorsssss.......

Dear Parasite Overlord,

Cook that shit right and you won't find worms in your stool.

Why the fuck can't the 99's make a decent burger?

Ruby Tuesdays can go fuck itself, false burgers are false.

crab legs, pate, sweet pork juices
mr. tapeworm never refuses
head cheese, veggies, pizzapie
that little guy spits in my eye

oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm
nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn

maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers
daily my dead bowels he conquers
crawls out of my dirt chute at night
to feast on my fridge's delights

oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm
nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn

A true pioneer of the hamburger elite.

Grill on 500-550, 2-3 minutes per side or GTFO.

Only transcendental burgers are real.

Hamburgers were better in the 90's.

90 degrees? Are you taking the piss? YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY! My GOD.

The 1990's burgers were better, it was a simpler time.

Veggie burgers....go fuck yourself
Tofu burgers....go fuck yourself
Turkey burgers.....go fuck yourself
Burgers that have that shitty onion string on the onion.....go fuck yourself
Burgers with mayo.....go fuck yourself

Burgers with onions sauteed in Sam Adams....Pass.
Hard Rock Cafe burgers.........Go fuck yourself

Slow down you maniac. Think about what you're saying!

Interesting Point.

Dahhhhhhhh, hey, Zorak, is that you? You should come see my show this Thursday, I'm playing with some guy named Ralph? I guess my job is just to stand there and distract from the bands that are playing, I dunno, seems kinda weird to me...

A+

This.

Blurst burgers or gtfo.

Med rare ftw go fuck yourself if above mediumz

Well Done or GTFO, FUCK ME? NO FUCK YOU!!!!

bennyhillifier

Medium is okay for most restaurants if you want to play it safe. Otherwise, med-rare all the fucking way. Anyone tried pan blackening burger patties a little then finishing them on the grill? Great with provolone.

The perfect burger is medium rare but medium is acceptable. 85/15 beef and keep em cold before grilling so the fat doesn't cook out before the burger is done.

lol at this thread lasting three days

Burgers > bands

Best line in the whole thread lol.

bump

Red meat is fucking garbage. It takes more balls to not follow the masses, think for yourself, and not eat this fucking swill pink slime shit that takes a week to digest. Stop trying to make up for your erectile dysfunction by eating "manly food" and do some research fuckface

shutup fagget

shutup fagget x2