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returntothepit >> discuss >> Black Metal- Officially the trendiest movie of 2013 by KEVORD on Jan 5,2013 12:22am
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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 5,2013 12:22am edited Jan 5,2013 12:25am



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Jan 5,2013 4:27am
i dont know if im mad or glad



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 6:05am
black metals dead YOURE NNEXT



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 7:12am
also lol @ me being the only one up by 6am on saturday :c



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 5,2013 8:30am
On a similar note:

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 5,2013 8:35am
Oh cool, this will really inspire me to make neckface ripoff stickers that read "grimgrimgrim" and stick them up on the orange line for someone who's actually listened to black metal for longer than Invisible Oranges has been around to rip them down.



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Jan 5,2013 9:23am
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
also lol @ me being the only one up by 6am on saturday :c


Been up since I posted at 430am FAGGET



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 5,2013 9:26am
I was awake by 6:30 but thought it best to not move. What with the vice squeezing my head and such.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 10:05am
andrewbastard%20nli said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
also lol @ me being the only one up by 6am on saturday :c


Been up since I posted at 430am FAGGET
BUT



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 10:05am
andrewbastard%20nli said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
also lol @ me being the only one up by 6am on saturday :c


Been up since I posted at 430am FAGGET
ok BOBBY



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 5,2013 10:21am
BlackMetalLady The Film dot com



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Jan 5,2013 11:09am
How is that an OK bobby? I obviously posted at 430am...and was up at 9 when I posted the second time....do you not know how OK BOBBY works, Bobby?



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Jan 5,2013 11:16am
...music by Pallbearer.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 5,2013 11:45am
andrewbastard%20nli said[orig][quote]
How is that an OK bobby? I obviously posted at 430am...and was up at 9 when I posted the second time....do you not know how OK BOBBY works, Bobby?


Not knowin' how an OK BOBBY works



that's an OK BOBBYIN'



toggletoggle post by barren ark at Jan 5,2013 12:27pm
Snowden said[orig][quote]
...music by Pallbearer.
haha



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Jan 5,2013 1:13pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
andrewbastard%20nli said[orig][quote]
How is that an OK bobby? I obviously posted at 430am...and was up at 9 when I posted the second time....do you not know how OK BOBBY works, Bobby?


Not knowin' how an OK BOBBY works



that's an OK BOBBYIN'


hahahaha A+



toggletoggle post by Mike Brennan at Jan 5,2013 1:19pm
Haha music doesn't even sound like black metal



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 1:26pm
I saw my ok BOBBY worked pretty wel bro cuz now U MAD



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Jan 5,2013 1:52pm
Only cause you're misusing OK BOBBY and its obviously gonna catch on soon so I don't want it being used wrong.



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Jan 5,2013 1:58pm



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 2:36pm
andrewbastard%20nli said[orig][quote]
Only cause you're misusing OK BOBBY and its obviously gonna catch on soon so I don't want it being used wrong.


He gets up at 430am. You said you got up at 430am. No misuse bra. Also COME HANG WITH US tonight




toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 5,2013 2:37pm
We hung with Bobby last night.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 2:37pm
Just watched the trailer. L O L



toggletoggle post by permafrost at Jan 5,2013 3:09pm
What the fuck did I just watch?

" When a teen murders his math teacher in the name of a black metal band, the mid 30s lead singer will have to re-evaluate the two things he loves most, his music and his family. Black Metal, a dark drama, follows Ian, a husband, father and musician struggling with the guilt and blame of a tragic and senseless murder."

LOLOLOL I didn't know it was possible to make a worse, less-informed film than Until the Light Takes Us.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 5,2013 3:11pm
I wish OP killed our 11th grade math teacher in the name of black metal.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 3:21pm
I'm definitely going to see this.



toggletoggle post by permafrost at Jan 5,2013 3:28pm
Wait a second...

"Black Metal follows a death
metal frontman..."

This whole thing is fucking baffling.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 5,2013 3:29pm edited Jan 5,2013 3:32pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
I wish OP killed our 11th grade math teacher in the name of black metal.
I still might.In the name of Bathord.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 3:43pm
permafrost said[orig][quote]
Wait a second...

"Black Metal follows a death
metal frontman..."

This whole thing is fucking baffling.


Yea and Pallbearer is all over the soundtrack. It's gonna be so good. I love shit like this.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 5,2013 3:50pm
I might bring my favorite blogger as my date to the premier.

http://visualaggression.wordpress.com/



toggletoggle post by Samsung at Jan 5,2013 3:58pm
This looks cute.



toggletoggle post by Spence at Jan 5,2013 4:32pm
permafrost said[orig][quote]
LOLOLOL I didn't know it was possible to make a worse, less-informed film than Until the Light Takes Us.


At least Until the Light Takes Us has some beautiful shots of the countryside.

This is just... terrible. haha



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 5:04pm
Plus wasn't 'until the light...' a sort of documentary? This looks more just like a MOVIE, with CHARACTERS. I'm PRAYING that's what it is.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 5:05pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
I might bring my favorite blogger as my date to the premier.

http://visualaggression.wordpress.com/


gotta love seeing 'metal culture' as a hashtag EVERYWHERE.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 5,2013 5:07pm edited Jan 5,2013 5:08pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Plus wasn't 'until the light...' a sort of documentary? This looks more just like a MOVIE, with CHARACTERS. I'm PRAYING that's what it is.
Yeah, it's a short film. Not a documentary.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 5,2013 5:31pm
Of course that fashion blog has an Actual Pain t-shirt, hahahaha.



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Jan 5,2013 6:37pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
andrewbastard%20nli said[orig][quote]
Only cause you're misusing OK BOBBY and its obviously gonna catch on soon so I don't want it being used wrong.


He gets up at 430am. You said you got up at 430am. No misuse bra. Also COME HANG WITH US tonight



i didnt catch that part, clever boy.

i hung with boobs last night...im in NH tonight.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 5,2013 6:43pm
:.........................c



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 5,2013 7:00pm
permafrost said[orig][quote]
LOLOLOL I didn't know it was possible to make a worse, less-informed film than Until the Light Takes Us.


Are you suggesting Varg doesn't actually like his corn flakes a little soggy?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 5,2013 7:05pm
I still enjoy all the scenes of Fenriz being a sad panda.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2013 7:50pm
Oh boy what is this.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 5,2013 7:53pm
........And then a Black Metal elitist joined the thread.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 5,2013 7:57pm
Cinematic club of cinephiles



toggletoggle post by Samsung at Jan 5,2013 8:26pm
A wild Black Metal elitist appeared!

It's an Aril!

Aril used "Smug Condescending Comment"

Thread loses 2 health



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 5,2013 9:56pm
Movie saves vs. lame-ocrity, fails. Lose 2d6 relevance points.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jan 5,2013 10:52pm
The fenriz phone interview was pretty much the only redeeming factor in until the light takes us. This movie looks dumb. I don't care.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Jan 5,2013 11:22pm
I enjoyed Sad Fenriz, but Abbath and Demonaz's Stadtler and Waldorf act was pretty great too.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 5,2013 11:26pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
I wish OP killed our 11th grade math teacher in the name of black metal.
I still might.In the name of Bathord.


THE REAL OP NOT YOU.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 6,2013 2:12am
Spence said[orig][quote]
permafrost said[orig][quote]
LOLOLOL I didn't know it was possible to make a worse, less-informed film than Until the Light Takes Us.


At least Until the Light Takes Us has some beautiful shots of the countryside.

This is just... terrible. haha


Spence opines... thread -41 T-cells



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Jan 6,2013 7:01pm
Robin Williams had this movie on pic disk before they sold out and got a bassist.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 6,2013 7:44pm
Only the VCD edition in Chinatown is real



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2013 9:53pm
you should probably tattoo your other foot about this.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 6,2013 10:05pm
You should probably do a 10 hour metal show were you dont know basic metal songs about this.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 6,2013 10:46pm
Iron Maiden had a song titled The Prisoner?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2013 7:58am
BWACK METAL



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