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returntothepit >> discuss >> Official The Reverend does not know how to pronounce words thread.. by KEVORD on Dec 12,2012 3:45pm
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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2012 3:45pm
I've wanted to make this thread for a while. It drove me crazy when he didn't know how to say Kommandant. So I was just listening to last weeks show and he didn't know how to pronounce Claddagh,didn't know what a claddagh was, and thought it was a new bar in Lawrence even though its been around forever. So from now on all mispronounced words will be posted here.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 12,2012 3:48pm
A+ thread



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2012 3:50pm
I wish I knew how to post clips cause some of the words crack me up when he says them.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 12,2012 3:53pm
Every time I talk to the_reverend I've calculated that within 28.65 seconds he mentions his penis.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 3:56pm



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 3:57pm
Slar thought Khanate was pronounced 'ka-nah-tay'



toggletoggle post by DYA is TESCO VEE at Dec 12,2012 3:58pm
^^^ lawl



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Dec 12,2012 3:59pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Slar thought Khanate was pronounced 'ka-nah-tay'


You know how many people have made that same mistake? Hah. It's funny, for a few of my friends on the north shore who loved Khanate but could never pronounce the name correctly, I think it was Guy from the Red Chord who told someone how to pronounce it and it snowballed from there.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 12,2012 3:59pm
I thought Katatonia had a short 'o' until I saw them and they pronounced it long on stage.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2012 4:07pm
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2012 4:08pm
I think I still say Deiphago wrong.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 12,2012 4:13pm
this needs to be done.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 12,2012 4:14pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."

I was always bothered by your pronunciation of Borknagar.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 12,2012 4:14pm
I feel racist when I say Deiphago



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 12,2012 4:15pm
Some brown pants metaller once tried to make conversation by telling me how much he loved "Ooh-peth"



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2012 4:19pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]

I was always bothered by your pronunciation of Borknagar.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BOOUHKNAHGAH?!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 12,2012 4:28pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 5:04pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."


Yea man, sometimes even when you know what someone is talking about, you have to just act ignorant to avoid an awful conversation. Like when people say 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? I LOVE THAT STUFF' I'm like 'naw, I listen to mostly just classical like Beethoven and Mozart. I just have this shirt on because my roommate let me borrow it for laundry day.' That usually shuts them up.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2012 5:10pm
Exactly. No need to get sucked into a black hole of ignorance. once you reach the event horizon, it's all over.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 12,2012 5:12pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Some brown pants metaller once tried to make conversation by telling me how much he loved "Ooh-peth"


To-may-to/to-mah-to, Opeth still blows.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 12,2012 5:14pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."


Yea man, sometimes even when you know what someone is talking about, you have to just act ignorant to avoid an awful conversation. Like when people say 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? I LOVE THAT STUFF' I'm like 'naw, I listen to mostly just classical like Beethoven and Mozart. I just have this shirt on because my roommate let me borrow it for laundry day.' That usually shuts them up.


I rarely wear band shirts anymore just for this reason, but that is a clever tactic to repel retards. I fucking hate strangers that try to be friendly. Just mind your own goddamn business.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 12,2012 5:22pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."


Yea, it was probably some fag that doesnt even remember when they started changing.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 5:23pm
also for the record, it's Blessed Oh-full.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 5:24pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."


Yea, it was probably some fag who would actually allow himself to be seen at 'winter is coming fest.'



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 12,2012 5:30pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
also for the record, it's Blessed Oh-full.


I always knew you for a Brit, wanker!



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 12,2012 5:36pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
I thought Katatonia had a short 'o' until I saw them and they pronounced it long on stage.


Katatonio? The Spanish Katatonia?



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2012 5:39pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
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Yea, it was probably some fag that doesnt even remember when they started changing.

Yeah he was a nice guy, but that topic has been covered ad nauseum on this forum. Total newb.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2012 5:40pm
No Michael, I think he said "kata-tawn-ee-uh."



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 12,2012 5:42pm
oneyerick realm



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2012 5:43pm edited Dec 12,2012 5:58pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]

Yea, it was probably some fag who would actually allow himself to be seen at 'winter is coming fest.'

Haha. Fair enough. Glad i got to see Fen though for sure.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 5:51pm
also, I don't know why it bothers me, but why does everyone pronounce chipotle 'chi-poll-tay'? LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPELLING PEOPLE JEEZ CHI-POTE-LAY



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2012 5:53pm
I'll admit that I said Blessed Awful at first.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 5:55pm
yea I don't really care, was jus' sayin'. Andrew says 'oh fall' which I hate haha.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 12,2012 5:56pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."

'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO?


Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK

Times are changing.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 5:56pm
also, only are-ile-eye-us BM is real.



toggletoggle post by randy faggot at Dec 12,2012 5:58pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."

'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO?


Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK

Times are changing.


...says the faggot who liked slipknot 2 years ago. faggot.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 12,2012 5:59pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."

'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO?


Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK

Times are changing.


If someone said Mastodon I'd be relieved. Not a fan, but compared to everything else people say it'd be a breath of fresh air. Especially t he north shore trash in the Salem area, they all still think 311 is the heaviest band ever.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 12,2012 6:00pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."

'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO?


Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK

Times are changing.


If someone said Mastodon I'd be relieved. Not a fan, but compared to everything else people say it'd be a breath of fresh air. Especially t he north shore trash in the Salem area, they all still think 311 is the heaviest band ever.


Haven't been around people like that in a long ass time.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 12,2012 6:31pm
I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2012 6:34pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty.
Just tell them you heard Dragonforce when they were called Gamma Ray.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Dec 12,2012 6:47pm
I just got a new job that I'm starting Monday and in the interview they asked me what kind of music I listened to. I coulda been all emotionless and nondescript and just said something like 'rock' and probably gotten a head nod and an ok and we wouldhave moved on. But like an idiot I said metal and I swear to god they go "Oh yeah, like Rush?".

And now Rush is in the rock and roll hall of fame and one of my new bosses is a Neil-Peart-is-the-best-drummer-ever type Rush fan.

I'll probably start their schooling with Slayer and once I've been there a little bit I'll introduce them to black metal and European grind core.



toggletoggle post by happy holidays peanut brittle at Dec 12,2012 7:35pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty.
Just tell them you heard Dragonforce when they were called Demoniac.


fix'd



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 12,2012 7:39pm
Fuck.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2012 7:45pm
Lame troll identified.



toggletoggle post by DMYA is ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES at Dec 12,2012 7:48pm
I used to know dudes that listened to a lot of SaPULchura. *headdesk*



toggletoggle post by Garth Algar at Dec 12,2012 7:59pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
also for the record, it's Blessed Oh-full.

I would say it's pronounced more like uh-full. I think awful is an accepted pronunciation too unless it's some kind of different offal that I don't know about.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2012 8:08pm
It's up to them to decide how it's pronounced.



toggletoggle post by Garth Algar at Dec 12,2012 8:10pm
Ya I suppose so



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2012 8:14pm
I heard someone pronounce Offal as Oh Full on tv. That's when It hit me I was saying it wrong.



toggletoggle post by DMYA is ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES at Dec 12,2012 8:21pm
"Off-full" is not wrong. It's just that you rarely hear non-Brits say it.



toggletoggle post by mike29 at Dec 12,2012 10:21pm
Does anyone know the proper pronunciation of Anaal Nathrakh? Really just the 'Anaal' part, I guess.



toggletoggle post by mike29 at Dec 12,2012 10:23pm
Oh yeah, and for the record (from the Heathen Temple website):
Vaettir is NOT pronounced “vay-TEER,” but instead has a hard “i” sound and the emphasis on its first syllable. It is properly pronounced, “VIT-ir,” with the “VIT” having a long “I” sound.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 12,2012 11:38pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them."


Maybe he picked it up based on this Pronunciation Guide video


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Uh at Dec 13,2012 12:06am
mike29 said[orig][quote]
Does anyone know the proper pronunciation of Anaal Nathrakh? Really just the 'Anaal' part, I guess.




bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ancient master nli at Dec 13,2012 3:33am
I used that sound byte in a song
http://vysok.bandcamp.com/track/harkener



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 13,2012 6:00am
mike29 said[orig][quote]
Does anyone know the proper pronunciation of Anaal Nathrakh? Really just the 'Anaal' part, I guess.
eh-nal nath-rak



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 13,2012 7:46am
happy%20holidays%20peanut%20brittle said[orig][quote]
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty.
Just tell them you heard Dragonforce when they were called Demoniac.


fix'd
Demonoac was a total different band from dragonforce with the exception of the guitar players. That first demoniac album is killer. I remember getting it in high school and wondering why this shithead BM band had such amazing guitar work. Turns out CUZ THEYRE GAY



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 13,2012 7:46am
Panty-ray



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 13,2012 8:19am
My Gamma Ray response was much more elitist and snarky.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 13,2012 8:35am
Mark_R said[orig][quote]


Maybe he picked it up based on this Pronunciation Guide video

LLLLLLLOLLLLL. Most likely.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 13,2012 8:49am
You think that's silly... I heard of a guy who spells Kreator with a C.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 13,2012 9:45am
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
also, I don't know why it bothers me, but why does everyone pronounce chipotle 'chi-poll-tay'? LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPELLING PEOPLE JEEZ CHI-POTE-LAY


that pisses me off to no end. the L is after the T! i just call it chipootles and sha-poo-tahls because i change the name of everything.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 13,2012 9:47am
I say chuhpottles to troll IRL.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 13,2012 9:56am
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Mark_R said[orig][quote]


Maybe he picked it up based on this Pronunciation Guide video

LLLLLLLOLLLLL. Most likely.
ahahaha



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 13,2012 11:40am
ITT: Rev has "pas-ketti and meatballs" for dinner.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 13,2012 3:42pm
meatbulbs



toggletoggle post by the mex nli at Dec 13,2012 4:25pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Fuck.

LOLed hard



toggletoggle post by ancient master nli at Dec 14,2012 3:08am
wonder what he has for "brefixt"?



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