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returntothepit >> discuss >> Zombies are Kind Of Metal.... by MichelleW on Jul 30,2012 9:24am
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toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 9:24am
While it may be a stretch from my usual Cannibal Corpse Shirt
This is my newest addition to my daily wardrobe
http://www.rockworldeast.com/store/The_Wal...king_Dead_T-Shirt_Micheonne_Walkers
It helps that I also love zombies and the walking dead

is anyone else watching the walking dead?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 30,2012 9:26am
What's a "Cannibal Corpse?"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 30,2012 9:30am
that is actually a pretty awesome shirt.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 9:31am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
What's a "Cannibal Corpse?"


seriously?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 9:31am
Kill yourself.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 30,2012 9:38am
Yes. Srsly. Explain Cannibal Corpse to me. Be as descriptive as possible.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 30,2012 9:46am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Yes. Srsly. Explain Cannibal Corpse to me. Be as descriptive as possible.


Morrible, just morrible.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 10:08am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Yes. Srsly. Explain Cannibal Corpse to me. Be as descriptive as possible.


cannibal Corpse:

a late 80's metal band that might be percieved as the most offensive metal band of all time. this is supported by its albums being banned from some places in the us, because of contest and also because the artwork on the front is just too great for "normal" eyes to look at.

Eaten back to life is my favorite album and also their first, but I also like tomb of the mutilated as a close second.
How much more detailed should I be?
I dont know a lot more about the bands activities off of the top of my head, but I have heard all of their albums a million times so if you need details about any of the songs, I'm your girl.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 10:14am
Didn't they invent death metal?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jul 30,2012 10:17am
is this Glen Bentons new band?



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 10:19am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Didn't they invent death metal?


no, they did not.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 10:20am
Oh Slipknot came first.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 30,2012 10:20am
Kevord, good thing this isn't our Michelle's



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 10:23am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Kevord, good thing this isn't our Michelle's
My Michelle thinks the walking dead is dumb.



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Jul 30,2012 10:25am



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 10:25am
thanks for the nice warm welcome guys.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 30,2012 10:27am
MichelleW said[orig][quote]

a late 80's metal band that might be percieved as the most offensive metal band of all time.


No way. Hit Parader voted Warrant the most offensive band of the late 80's of all time. Are you really telling me someone was more offensive?



this is supported by its albums being banned from some places in the us, because of contest and also because the artwork on the front is just too great for "normal" eyes to look at.


Tell me more about this "contest." Did winners get to goto Water Country with Chris Barnes?

This is all very interesting.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 10:30am
*content



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 10:31am
So were are not gonna discuss Cannibal Corpse and the walking dead?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 30,2012 10:33am
i remember the first lyrics i ever heard from Cannibal Corpse:

Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 10:37am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
So were are not gonna discuss Cannibal Corpse and the walking dead?


do you watch the Walking Dead?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 30,2012 10:38am
OP IS PAUL



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 10:40am
I do watch the Walking Dead. Show's a lot of boring with 10 minutes of good.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 10:46am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
OP IS PAUL


Who's Paul?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 30,2012 10:51am
the OP.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 10:53am
I ordered a Paul shirt to replace my hooded menace one.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 30,2012 10:54am
ok, FIMS made me lol there.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 10:55am
I'm the OP, Not paul. I am not paul



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jul 30,2012 10:55am
A/s/l?



toggletoggle post by Rich Horror 2005 at Jul 30,2012 11:08am
MichelleW said[orig][quote]
While it may be a stretch from my usual Cannibal Corpse Shirt
This is my newest addition to my daily wardrobe
http://www.rockworldeast.com/store/The_Wal...king_Dead_T-Shirt_Micheonne_Walkers
It helps that I also love zombies and the walking dead

is anyone else watching the walking dead?
Take ya top off.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 30,2012 11:10am
This calls for an offensive contest



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 12:14pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
A/s/l?


27/f/canada
long black hair
green eyes
5"10
huge rack
fat ass

hahaha (not far off from the truth)



toggletoggle post by Horny guy with dick in hand at Jul 30,2012 12:16pm
mmmm post a picture



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 30,2012 12:16pm
Fat-bottomed girl... you make the rockin world go round.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jul 30,2012 12:16pm
You got a man?



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 12:19pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Fat-bottomed girl... you make the rockin world go round.


yeah, i wish, i have the body of a stick man.
I just put the crap about the rack and ass because youre supposed to lie in a online description arent you?



toggletoggle post by ark at Jul 30,2012 12:38pm
zombies? on a shirt??? O. M. G. !!!



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Jul 30,2012 12:58pm
ark said[orig][quote]
zombies? on a shirt??? O. M. G. !!!


mind blowing isnt it



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 30,2012 1:25pm
YOU DOWN WIT OP P?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 1:33pm
The lack of Cannibal Corpse and Walking Dead talk in this thread is disapointing, 1\10



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 30,2012 1:44pm
the ip isn't lying about canada, btw.. very weird looking ip address.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 30,2012 1:50pm
Canada is easy to miss... all tucked away down there.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 30,2012 1:57pm
Canada, Americas boot.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 30,2012 2:37pm
this is the first time in a long time that I've seen a legit nli being legit to push their wares. Well, except the face that their real name isn't MichelleW and the description is off. but anyhow... doesn't matter. cool looking shirt @ OP.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jul 30,2012 2:39pm
ITT: its a trap



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 30,2012 4:04pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i remember the first lyrics i ever heard from Cannibal Corpse:

12, 3, 2, Dog shit



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 8:38am
I'm from the great Canadian East Coast!
And I am a real Chick
Here is me with two Stripped Bass






toggletoggle post by eye-gore at Aug 3,2012 8:46am
MichelleW said[orig][quote]
I'm from the great Canadian East Coast!
And I am a real Chick
Here is me with two Stripped Bass




Nice (b)ass. Seriously , you have the sexiest hands I've ever seen.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 9:02am
Double Fishtin'



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 3,2012 9:06am
TIL canadian bass grow in hay fields



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 9:09am
I'm on the bank of a river and across the bank there were cows.
They kept going so close to the edge I thought they might fall in

this ones on new years day last year



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 9:11am
Can we talk about how awesome Micheonne is going to be in Season 3 of the walking dead?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 3,2012 10:13am
Post fish pics and delicious fish meals in this thread:
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=77573



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 3,2012 10:18am
MichelleW said[orig][quote]
Can we talk about how awesome Micheonne is going to be in Season 3 of the walking dead?

Feel free to start a thread about season 3. There are already a few long threads from the first 2 seasons. This thread is all, "GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE, STRANGER."



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 3,2012 10:22am
shirt


I'm surprised andy posted with out orgasming. a anything featuring women fishing sounds like a magazine I would find tucked into his field and streams in the bathroom.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 3,2012 10:36am
MichelleW said[orig][quote]
I'm on the bank of a river and across the bank there were cows.
They kept going so close to the edge I thought they might fall in

this ones on new years day last year


Real outdoorsmen (and women) usually have stains on their fishing clothes....and is that a "purse" under your ass? Really? A purse? You took your purse fishing? a purse? cmon.......



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Aug 3,2012 10:46am
Hey I never go anywhere without my purse, a lot of women don't



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 3,2012 10:47am
I don't go anywhere without my coin purse.



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Aug 3,2012 10:50am
I rely on my pant's pockets for outdoors...or maybe a backpack depending if I am hiking.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Aug 3,2012 10:51am edited Aug 3,2012 10:51am
Women's pants don't have much pocket space, definitely not enough for wallet + keys + various other bits

The exception being baggy unflattering men's pants



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Aug 3,2012 10:55am
Yeah I am not very girly that is for sure lol

To each his own as they say...



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Aug 3,2012 10:58am
Maybe someday a brilliant supergenius will take a break from curing cancer and world hunger and will figure out a way to put functional pockets into a pair of cute pants



toggletoggle post by eye-gore at Aug 3,2012 11:11am
MichelleW said[orig][quote]
Double Fishtin'
Nicely done! Though reading these puns is starting to give me a major haddock.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Aug 3,2012 11:13am
When I was a kid I was OBSESSED with zombies, and everyone called me a dork/faggot/whatever. Nowadays, you can buy your 1-year-old a 'Mommies Little Zombie' t-shirt at wal-mart for $3.99. Fuck 2012.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 3,2012 11:14am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]


I'm surprised andy posted with out orgasming. a anything featuring women fishing sounds like a magazine I would find tucked into his field and streams in the bathroom.


Oh there's a few out there,

This one: http://larysaunleashed.com/

And this one (I'm very partial to this chick):

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Aug 3,2012 11:14am
The point being, zombies ARE NOT metal. Zombies WERE metal before people like OP went and made them commonplace amongst the common folk.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 11:30am
posbleak said[orig][quote]
Hey I never go anywhere without my purse, a lot of women don't


first, that "purse" is a bowling ball bag that i retrofitted for a tackle box.
it has a ton of compartments which i made myself. Since I suck at bowling, and dont own my own ball, I decided i wouldnt be needing it for its original purpose.
second, it was freezing out, so I wore my snowboarding pants and jacket to keep warm, ended up burning a hole in that west beach jacket (boo to not being careful around fire wearing a $400 coat)
I learned my lesson after that and started wearing that cammo jacket and shitter snow pants

stuck a patch on the burn in the jacket and got back to real life

not every woman who fishes in an expensive jacket is a tard



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 11:31am
oops sorry posbleak, i meant to quote the person who was ripping my "purse" but instead quoted you. You sound lovely by the way.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 11:32am


and heres me fishing on a warm day with shitty clothes on



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Aug 3,2012 11:41am
since I guess we're just here to post pictures of ourselves, here's me jetskiing into the world trade center




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 3,2012 11:44am
BAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 11:50am
Here is me after surviving your attack, Note how METAL I look as a zombie



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 3,2012 11:52am
... what exactly is your endgame here?



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 11:55am
World Peace ;)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 3,2012 11:57am
Too Late




toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 11:59am
Hahahahahhaha I was wondering what the consequence of world peace comment was going to be.
Thanks for taking it big black and easy on me



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 3,2012 12:01pm
thread needs warps



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 3,2012 12:02pm
PROTIP - Create a log in and you wont get so much of hard time from peeps on the board.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Aug 3,2012 12:09pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
PROTIP - stop posting pictures of yourself because this isn't facebook and noone even knows who you are anyway.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 12:09pm
I love your all encompassing shart witted assholery -generally, as in all of you, not singleing anyone out (KEVORD)
the mere fact that you put up with my inane, shit stabbin,g rocket science- in such a challenging and pleasant way, really pleases me.
I spend a lot of the time on the internet, but never in such good company.
I hope I never have to log in



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 3,2012 12:15pm
troll identified.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 12:45pm
I'm FuckIsMySignature ;)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 3,2012 12:50pm
NOT ME.



toggletoggle post by MichelleW at Aug 3,2012 1:10pm
my name is Sasha, im from Nova Scotia Canada (east coast)

a.s.l?



toggletoggle post by DukeManJunk nli at Aug 3,2012 3:48pm
I am so awesome and everyone fucking loves me. God I rule.
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE



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