General Tso's will not be featured because it would be unanimous...
No shit. General Tso's is the Jesus Christ of Chinese food. It's my lord and savior and sucks my engorged dick on the regular. I go to this place near my house often to get General Tso's with pork fried rice and they give me a bit of broccoli with it too and I get a can of soda, that shit is boss hoss. I would totally take it as a suppository/life lesson if only I could unfuck myself from life.