hows yer left fat pillar doin?
everything go ok?
u be able to practice?
you got any good drugs?
can I have some?
KOK ( answer asap, cuz im goin to scumbagmart)

JAKE how you doing neegz?

Hey asswipes...

I'm home now. Knee hurts like hell.....they went ahead and did a complete replacement...said they couldn't salvage my cartilage. So now I have a bionic knee. Titanium and plastic and all sorts of pins and screws and staples, and a brand new cadaver ACL. Anethesia finally wore off and now IT FUCKING HURTS.....However, I prayed to that Lord guy and he decided it fitting that the Doctors give me Vicodin 7.5 / 750's. Or "Superbikes", as the stoner community would call them. So yeah.......I'm feeling quite alright. Oh yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......check out my hand man......it's leaving trails...oh yeaaahhhhhhhhh. Now I know why Heroin addicts prefer these things....oh yeeeaaahhhhhhhh.

Get better soon homeboy!

Hahahhha.....by the way....my girlfriend, Genevieve....passed out in the recovery room when they took all of the stuff off, the bandages were SOAKED with blood and so was my leg...all bloody. So they re-wrapped my leg and now the bandages are soaked with blood again....fucker bleeds like hell.
So nobody fuck with me or you'll get a $20,000 bionic knee kick to the nads. I wouldn't forsee anyone getting up after that one......muuhahahahahahahaha!!!! Medical science is fucking amazing....it really did cost me just under $20,000....so this fucker had better be better than the one that the Lord gave me for free.

no, it cost your insurance company $20,000. Not you pal, now give me some vikes.

Right....the insurance company has that bill. They pay for the vikes that you want too.....I need a lobstah dinnah!!

knee...starting to hurt...need another vike....

dood, we should jam on those!!! thats real fun.