on now

"Faux is a French word, it has an x but you don't even pronounce it...how's that for prestigious?"

or my other personal favorite,

"What's your last name, sweetheart?"
"...I don't remember."
"Well, do you remember your credit card number?"

I love that the earrings were said to be worth 6 million dollars. I'm dying.

"That's fine, I need to get the taste of old lady dick out of my mouth."

"you asian lady fucker you"

I can't believe they turned this into a fart joke.

"Yes, I'm calling about the peridot earrings. They'd look good on your dead body, go kill yourself."

http://www.gemshopping.com/