...someone PLEASE tell me that thundersteel is just a troll. No one can be that fucking stupid, can they?? My god, makes me wish I liked Duran Duran back in the 80s

fairly certain he is not.

I picture him with a Manowar shirt and a JOFA helmet

this old chestnut:

seems like a cool dude to me!

He is Carmine. Sings in Seax.
Decent vocalist, deleted me on Facebook for no reason. He's arrested.

you're too much of a rabblerouser, jim.

If a thread isn't made about Josh Martin being an elitist asshole I'm calling the internet police to have rttp arrested.

Seax??? How do you pronounce that?

I HAVE TO HEAR THIS BAND. Like in a I HAVE TO HEAR WESLEY WILLIS kind of way.

I get a pass. Im old.
Also, Ive made it abundantly clear that Im an asshole.
Shit, I used to get paid for being an asshole.

Figured it was Carmine. Never friends with him on facebook but from the couple times I've talked to him he seems like a nice guy. Probably remembers me as much as Josh Martin does. I walk in the shadow of Mopar.

I like Seax. Rock and roll / metal.

I'm old and I've had two threads made about what an asshole I am. WTF.

ITT:

When did we have sex??

I already admitted that I drink A LOT

dude, dont ask me. I used to be in AC. We got passes for EVERYTHING. any other band wouldve been killed or blackballed or something, we always got away with murder. Band's been over for almost a year and nothing has changed. The only thing thats gonna kill me is my own liver.

Early 2010, I forget the exact date.

early 2010 I was locked up. I think you are thinking of a different Josh. Unless you were locked up with me????

Yeah I know.We met over 10 years ago. I was friends with your exwife in Methuen.

Im sorry. Then you, of all people, realize how completely stupid I am.

It was 2010, maybe during the summer then now that I think of it. I remember the way you tasted. Strong notes of a crumbly gorgonzola.

at least her new bf slaps her around. If I did that Id get the cops called on me. but I guess SOME people are on the "its ok to beat me list"
I never make that list...

Yeah, anyone who lives in that area for any period of time is stupid.

Needs more meth.

SEE- AXE

Oh no, I never lived there that long. I just meant I was stupid for marrying her.

I mean there's a hot vs. crazy ratio. She fell on the crazy side of that equation. I just didnt realize it til too late. Awesome tits are BLINDING.

plus, I dont think its any secret that Im an ex-junkie so Ill just say that its pretty fucking hot when a hot naked chick jams a needle into your arm.

You saved me from her man so I hear ya.

Not the heroin part.

dude, by 2010, me and her were over for YEARSSS. How did I save you from her? ( and Im genuinely curious here)

It was like 2000- 2001 around there I was tagging her until she met you.LuLz

do you know Rick?

Broscoe? Yes. He didn't know cause he would have been pissed.

whats you're real first name? 'cause I mustve at least hear about you. You're not Dave are you?

Sorry, LOLOLOL

Kevin Ord

Sorry dude, she never mentioned you.

Not too concerned. All I remember is you telling me how much Emperor sucked while I was wearing an Emperor shirt at Jarrods Place during an Electric wizard show.

lol'ed again. Start a comedy connection, guys.

ok, I remember being at that show. I was there to see Macabre.

Ahhh, whatever dude, we're cool. She's a junkie. I dont do that shit anymore. I've gone out with waaaaay bigger sluts than her.

sometimes I wish I remembered more of my life. Not often, but somtimes.

Its cool I moved out of there and have nothing to do with that town.

i was at that show for macabre too. i think eric from CSDO farted into the microphone and his bass player fell off the stage.

I think Sinister or someone else played too. A long time ago.

CSDO did NOT play that show for the record.

it was Enslaved/Electric Wizard/Macabre/ and two genreric death metal bands that were totally boring.

it was diabolic. i thought csdo was the opener

http://www.returntothepit.com/concert.php?...12-08&band=candy_striper_death_orgy

yeah, Diabolic, and since you mentioned them, you just reminded me who the other band was. It was Scar Culture. I mean,when you talk about heroes of death metal, how cna you not mention Scar Culture.
in the pantheon of death metal......oh fuck it they're not even worth my typing time

scar culture was bad and diabolic was the most boring band on the show

ok, fine, I guess they did play. I have no memory of "Overfiend" either. Get on the package or sell tickets and be unmemorable
I've never played a pay-to-play show in my life

and you KNOW Jarrods made CSDO and whoever the fuck "Overfiend" is sell tickets to play that show. gay gay gay gay.

pay to play wouldnt exist if there were no bands willing to put up with it.

Diabolic! Yeah, they sucked. I forgot Enslaved was on that. Makes sence that douche bag 23 year old me would wear an Emperor shirt to an Enslaved show. I probably yelled Hordanes Land Rules Wooooo!

I miss Jarrods. Its a parking garage now, right?

i don't remember overfiend either. i remember it snowing during the show that night.

it definately snowed that night. Why I remember that, just never mind.

didn't it always snow at jarrod's?

It's coming back to me now too. I think it took me 3 hours to get home. Josh, I think Rick through a glass at the bar at that show and security chased him out.

yeah, that rings a bell.

Im pretty sure that glass got thrown 'cause I was there. (nuff said about rick, I acutally like the guy)

lulz true

Rick was cool. But out of his mind-

I saved his life without having to call 911 on AT LEAST two occasions.

Fucker turned blue like a little kid holding his breath in an old cartoon.

if yer gonna OD, IM the guy to do it with. I am VERY good at not letting people die.

(and yeah, I see the irony too)

He went from Vegan SXE straight to hard stuff-

I changed my Facebook recently and probably didn't re-add you. I re-added as many people as I could and I'm sure I missed a few people.

Thundersteel sounds like an American Gladiator. Just an observation.

It's the name of Riot's 1988 album. It kinda does though you're right.

Laser

blazer.

Don't take it out on me just because you grew up getting ass raped by your dad on a daily basis.

Insults don't have the same impact 10 days later.

I don't remember asking you opinion.

bennyhillifier

Well I'm certainly no troll.

If I ever started a hair metal band, I'd call it Thunder Cunt and all the songs would be about electrified genitalia that power appliances so I can make breakfast waffles and milkshakes with my dick.