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returntothepit >> discuss >> Anus talk with your host: Hoser by Hoser on Jun 11,2004 11:56pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 11,2004 11:56pm
Let's talk about the general condition of your anus......

Is it a complete mess or what? Please....feel free to give details regarding the condition of your anuses and/or Bronze star areas.



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jun 11,2004 11:59pm
well, I just took a shower so It's pretty clean, but I've been taking speed all day and It's a bit sore from all the shitting I've been doing.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 12,2004 12:02am
OK OK...2 aspirin and a warm towel...call me when the boils come to a head....



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jun 12,2004 12:06am
will you lance them for me?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 12,2004 12:22am
ok....and stuff....



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jun 12,2004 12:45am
just save the puss for me. I hear it's a natural exfoliant. I have a photo shoot in the morning and I want to look my best.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jun 12,2004 1:08am
what is it about speedy drugs that makes you have to shit? if i even think about coke i have to fart.



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jun 12,2004 1:40am
it just gets the old metabolism moving. two weeks ago I was abusing pain killers and didn't shit for about a week. when I finally ran out my anus was so banged up it would have made hoser's look like a teenage virgin's pillow case. I nearly shit myself at my homeboy's barbaque.



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 12,2004 2:05am
hi Hoser, This is D. martin from Concord,NH.. longtime listener, first time caller.. love yer show! hey, i wanted to know the condition of YOUR anus. is it damp? sticky? too much lovin' for one night?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 12,2004 8:54am edited Jun 12,2004 8:54am
Mine is a tad moist, a gentle sour breeze blows through the willows of hair that encircle the star. At times, my love pond opens to release the mystical brown into the great pool of the lost mud arks.



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 12,2004 9:23am
your fired



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 12,2004 9:34am
Thats "you're"



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 12,2004 6:27pm
Let's talk....



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 12,2004 8:17pm
Hoser said:
Mine is a tad moist, a gentle sour breeze blows through the willows of hair that encircle the star. At times, my love pond opens to release the mystical brown into the great pool of the lost mud arks.


HAHAAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 12,2004 8:18pm
Hoser said:
Thats "you're"


YEAH! STUPID.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 12,2004 10:45pm
Yeah dumbass!!!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 12,2004 10:46pm
you fuckin fuck you recipient.



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