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New site? Maybe some day.
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Let's talk about the general condition of your anus......
Is it a complete mess or what? Please....feel free to give details regarding the condition of your anuses and/or Bronze star areas. |
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well, I just took a shower so It's pretty clean, but I've been taking speed all day and It's a bit sore from all the shitting I've been doing. |
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OK OK...2 aspirin and a warm towel...call me when the boils come to a head.... |
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will you lance them for me? |
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just save the puss for me. I hear it's a natural exfoliant. I have a photo shoot in the morning and I want to look my best. |
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what is it about speedy drugs that makes you have to shit? if i even think about coke i have to fart. |
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it just gets the old metabolism moving. two weeks ago I was abusing pain killers and didn't shit for about a week. when I finally ran out my anus was so banged up it would have made hoser's look like a teenage virgin's pillow case. I nearly shit myself at my homeboy's barbaque. |
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hi Hoser, This is D. martin from Concord,NH.. longtime listener, first time caller.. love yer show! hey, i wanted to know the condition of YOUR anus. is it damp? sticky? too much lovin' for one night? |
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Mine is a tad moist, a gentle sour breeze blows through the willows of hair that encircle the star. At times, my love pond opens to release the mystical brown into the great pool of the lost mud arks. |
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Hoser said: Mine is a tad moist, a gentle sour breeze blows through the willows of hair that encircle the star. At times, my love pond opens to release the mystical brown into the great pool of the lost mud arks. |
HAHAAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH |
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Hoser said:
YEAH! STUPID. |
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you fuckin fuck you recipient. |
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