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returntothepit >> discuss >> ****THE NEVERENDING THREAD OF DEATH**** by RustedAngel on Jun 11,2004 4:17pm
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toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 11,2004 4:17pm edited Jun 11,2004 4:32pm
The goal of this thread is to post the most annoying random shit, images, text, you can find... The more random the better, and keep this shit bumped as much as possible.

This Thread Will Never DIE!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 11,2004 4:20pm edited Jun 11,2004 4:22pm
Someone kick this shit in old school style... I wanna see a circle pit, but 1 million posts would be fine.



toggletoggle post by bludgawd at Jun 11,2004 4:23pm edited Jun 11,2004 4:31pm
my cats breath smells like catfood



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 11,2004 4:23pm edited Jun 11,2004 4:23pm
code:
QWERTY = everyones password.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jun 11,2004 4:36pm
tom's penis looks like an asparagus



toggletoggle post by bludgawd at Jun 11,2004 4:38pm
all the fish in my fish tank smell like fish



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jun 11,2004 4:42pm
*sniff**sniff* I smell your light-saber.



toggletoggle post by deadhooker at Jun 11,2004 5:13pm
porphyria's first show tomorrow in Conway

Nightmare Continues

Death Without Weeping

Porphyria


many more....

American Legion Tasker Hill Rd. Conway, NH doors at 5pm

its something rediculously cheap like 3 bucks or some shit.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 11,2004 5:56pm
mmmmmmmm...titty residue



toggletoggle post by milkydeathgrind at Jun 11,2004 6:22pm
oh, snap! my B. where my dawgs at?



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 11,2004 6:24pm
you're "dawgs" are feasting on my velcro testicles, bitch!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 11,2004 11:50pm
I went to get my laundry the other day, and found a black dude eating one of my socks!!



toggletoggle post by goratory / very drunk at Jun 11,2004 11:53pm
CACK



toggletoggle post by goratory / very drunk at Jun 11,2004 11:53pm
CAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 11,2004 11:57pm
one time I ate a bear and I died.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 12,2004 12:43am
i get pissed off alot, even masterbation can't calm me down



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 12,2004 12:47am
maybe you should talk about it.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 12,2004 12:48am
hahahaha well this is a thread that is never ending.....
i'm in sponge bob p-j's how black metal is THAT?!



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 12,2004 12:51am
cut the sleeves off, put on a bullet belt, and piss yourself.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 12,2004 12:55am
done done and done now i wish i had a camera



toggletoggle post by porphyria603 at Jun 12,2004 1:06am
i like to finger toms butthole while he's eating a cucumber.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jun 12,2004 1:16am
ANALFUCKCUMGASM



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Jun 12,2004 3:01pm
I saw tom cucumbering his buthole while he was eating your finger



toggletoggle post by goratory / wishes he was drunk at Jun 12,2004 5:37pm
the dude in the toll booth today said that he liked my shirt. I didn't relize it untill I had driven away, oh well.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 12,2004 5:45pm
what shirt was it?



toggletoggle post by goratory / wishes he was drunk at Jun 12,2004 5:58pm
being the lame ass that I am, I was wearing my own shirt. GORATORY nigga



toggletoggle post by goratory / wishes he was drunk at Jun 12,2004 6:02pm
speaking of shirts, we are gonna have new shirts for sale next week for the first time in over a year. They look sick. Its our logo on front and they say, "hang em and bang em" on the back.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 12,2004 6:05pm
you see that? i just set you up for some self promotion... youre welcome



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 12,2004 6:09pm
urine



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jun 12,2004 8:21pm
im eating flesh salad.



toggletoggle post by goratory / getting drunk at Jun 12,2004 8:28pm
i had one an hour ago followed by veal parm. And thanks for the quick setup on the promo assuck



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 12,2004 9:27pm
hey... i need free booze... if i can get free booze... ill definitely go to the Goratory estate and act like a Bushwhacker



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD at Jun 12,2004 10:27pm
porn midgets = little fuckers



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jun 12,2004 10:40pm
youll never even see her tits you motherfucker...I have 7 pairs of fucking shit glasses saying to fuck you.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD at Jun 12,2004 11:46pm
YOU KNOW WHAT THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY, OVER THERE THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT.

FUCKMUFFIN

FUCKTARD

SHITDICK

SCISSOR FUCK

BUMBLEFUCKING




toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 12,2004 11:48pm
eniru



toggletoggle post by goratory / extremely drunk at Jun 12,2004 11:56pm
spladino come here, we have free booz. I just got punched for grabbing a girls tits



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 13,2004 12:04am
hahahaha man... you're out of control



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 13,2004 1:12am
They should make a pill that kills sperm so that there is a lesser chance she DOESN'T get pregnant!



toggletoggle post by goratory / extremely drunk at Jun 13,2004 1:32am
i just got pucnched again, but harder this time. She didn't like it the second time around I guesse



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 13,2004 2:24am
chicks get pregnant because they suck and God thought it would be funny if chicks were in pain.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 13,2004 12:42pm
Q: why do women wear make up and perfume?
A: because they're ugly and they smell bad



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis at Jun 13,2004 9:24pm
Women make better hostages, they take up less space, eat less, smell nicer.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD at Jun 13,2004 10:40pm
kill, kill, kill the white man - kill him until he is dead.


MAMALACKABOOBOODAY



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 13,2004 10:41pm
brother huey didn't die for that shit.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD at Jun 13,2004 10:42pm
no but I did negro,

I mean wtf, who shits in a bowl and calls it ice cream



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 13,2004 10:58pm
people that are into having dumps taken on there cheast



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 13,2004 10:59pm
THIS LADY...






toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 13,2004 11:04pm
holy fuck
what's the point of living when you're that huge?



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 13,2004 11:10pm
to steal stuff from people and hide it in your flaps

and then if they want it back, tell em where it is, and then you can keep it.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 14,2004 12:27am
I'd tap that ass. both of them.actually, it looks like she has two huge asses and two smaller ones below them. what a woman.



toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydelianI at Jun 14,2004 12:34am
plasenta..... thank you............



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 14,2004 9:11am
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK
BEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEESKOOOON eesh eesh keesh neeshk BEESKY BEESK



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jun 14,2004 10:04am
I just shit my lower intestine.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 14,2004 1:52pm
KamehameHA!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 14,2004 2:27pm
titty juice



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 14,2004 2:56pm

"Hmmm... what was the name of the badguy from Tron?"



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 14,2004 4:28pm
ScaldinSpaldin: So how's it goin d00d?
ScaldinSpaldin: So how's it goin d00d?
ScaldinSpaldin: good good
ScaldinSpaldin: good good
ScaldinSpaldin: oh thats awesome
ScaldinSpaldin: oh thats awesome
ScaldinSpaldin: Lets go the maternity ward and spike some newborn babies off the ground in random celebration!
ScaldinSpaldin: Lets go the maternity ward and spike some newborn babies off the ground in random celebration!
ScaldinSpaldin: awesome! im so there!
ScaldinSpaldin: awesome! im so there!



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 14,2004 4:30pm
my dick ruins pussies



toggletoggle post by Wood at Jun 14,2004 4:43pm
Don't feed the olsen twins after midnight!!






toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 14,2004 5:33pm
insert penis here.



toggletoggle post by iamwiggins at Jun 14,2004 6:19pm
yeah fuckin porphyria guy! x603x

tim almost kicked my face off! super tough!

thanks for coming bros!

ok randomness for this thread:
bob barker's plinko of sexual torture..i just made it up, one of the PIR women just tacked onto a wall...then you slide the puck thingy and let it bounce off her, perhaps removing limbs in the process



toggletoggle post by Terence at Jun 14,2004 7:06pm
goratory / wishes he was drunk said:
the dude in the toll booth today said that he liked my shirt. I didn't relize it untill I had driven away, oh well.


Josh i didnt know you were in Goratory. You told me this story just yesterday. YOU SILLY BASTARD.



toggletoggle post by Terence at Jun 14,2004 7:08pm
goratory / wishes he was drunk said:
speaking of shirts, we are gonna have new shirts for sale next week for the first time in over a year. They look sick. Its our logo on front and they say, "hang em and bang em" on the back.


Oh, I thought they said "Relentess Hate Personified"...oh im sorry thats about your other band Ascendancy.

:p




toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 14,2004 10:38pm
margot has a loose vagina



toggletoggle post by pessimist at Jun 14,2004 10:43pm
josh LOVES the cock



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 14,2004 10:50pm
yes, josh penny does love the cock.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 14,2004 11:09pm
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jun 14,2004 11:15pm
..........2 things you never hear in a roomful of straight guys..........

"everytime I see that guy, hes always grabbing my balls"
" out of all my guy friends, you have the best ass"



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 14,2004 11:31pm
unless you're emo. then it's cool to elude to same sex tendencies. scene whores love that shit.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Jun 15,2004 12:33am
Ultima Fagotron!!!!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Jun 15,2004 12:34am
By the way....smell my anus.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile at Jun 15,2004 12:41am
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!! Looks like I missed a helluva party the other night. Al, that same kid commented my Nile shirt. I saw him again on the other day and he looked like Tom aka Rusted Angel.



toggletoggle post by goratory / extremely drunk at Jun 15,2004 1:01am
dude, what the fuck. Ya, its the same dude. I thought I was Tom when I first saw him. He is god-damn identical to him



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile at Jun 15,2004 1:12am
no shit guy!!! still drunk? hahaha



toggletoggle post by iamwiggins at Jun 15,2004 11:47am
hello, i have a pink beard



toggletoggle post by Wood at Jun 15,2004 11:51am
GRUMPKIN!!!!



toggletoggle post by deadhooker at Jun 15,2004 12:40pm
powerkok said:
youll never even see her tits you motherfucker...I have 7 pairs of fucking shit glasses saying to fuck you.


what. whos tits. where?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 15,2004 12:41pm
jerking off to your own ass is awesome!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 15,2004 1:51pm
i am naked RIGHT NOW



toggletoggle post by Wood at Jun 15,2004 3:05pm



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jun 15,2004 3:12pm
deadhooker said:
powerkok said:
youll never even see her tits you motherfucker...I have 7 pairs of fucking shit glasses saying to fuck you.


what. whos tits. where?


they know....theyve always known.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 15,2004 7:01pm
who do you think would win in a fight between carrot top and whoopi goldberg?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 15,2004 7:12pm
carrot top
believe it or not that guy is really jacked



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 15,2004 7:40pm
he loves hookers, too. I know this girl who works at the bunny ranch in las veagas and she has to fuck him all the time.



toggletoggle post by arsonick at Jun 15,2004 8:28pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 15,2004 10:38pm
silky said:
he loves hookers, too. I know this girl who works at the bunny ranch in las veagas and she has to fuck him all the time.



if you are serious than that is the one of the funniest things ive ever heard



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 15,2004 10:46pm
dick delicious and the tasty testicles.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 15,2004 10:47pm
aren'tyouthelittleboywhoshotmeinthelegwithariflethatyouboughtatthe candy store???



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 15,2004 11:01pm
istheresomekindofhiddenmessageinthatrunonsentencey ougot there???



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 15,2004 11:10pm
It says *ahem*: Aren't you the little boy who shot me in the leg with the rifle that you bought at the candy store???



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jun 15,2004 11:19pm
MR.KOK just got microsoft flight sim 2k4.......gonna fly my boeing 777 INTO bagdad.



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jun 15,2004 11:20pm
from concord nh airport....(LOLOL)



toggletoggle post by hoser at Jun 16,2004 5:51am
Hot man anus.....Bring the geastric juices here....to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 16,2004 9:13am
assuck said:
silky said:
he loves hookers, too. I know this girl who works at the bunny ranch in las veagas and she has to fuck him all the time.



if you are serious than that is the one of the funniest things ive ever heard


I'm totaly serious. we used to call her "tank ass" in high school. I saw her on howard stern a while back sucking a fart out of beetlejuice's ass.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 16,2004 3:08pm
i think i might pee myself



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 16,2004 3:16pm
one time, I PEE'D in my Nana's Refrigerator.



toggletoggle post by bludgawd at Jun 16,2004 4:13pm
no



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 16,2004 4:26pm
RustedAngel said:
one time, I PEE'D in my Nana's Refrigerator.


I remember this story.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 16,2004 5:02pm edited Jun 16,2004 5:02pm
I <3 VAGINA LIPS



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 16,2004 5:55pm
I like those odds.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 16,2004 5:58pm
my dick ruins vagina lips.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 16,2004 6:02pm
my fist ruins beef curtains and pops clitorouses everywhere



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 16,2004 6:09pm
my dick is tha rump wrecka



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 16,2004 6:37pm
my dick smells like cat food.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 16,2004 6:38pm
silky said:
I like those odds.


what a homo.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 16,2004 11:44pm
I SAVED THE THREAD!!!




toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 16,2004 11:57pm
muh dick smells like poosie



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 17,2004 12:50am
my ass smells like pussy.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 17,2004 12:58am
my pussy smells like ass.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 17,2004 1:00am
your moms pussy smell like my cum.



Oh snap!!!



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 17,2004 1:03am
jon stewart is unfunny



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 17,2004 1:42am
IT'S 1:45 IN THE MORNING AND A BIRD IS STILL SINGING OUT SIDE MY WINDOW



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 17,2004 1:57am
its 1:57 and my farts SMELL!!



toggletoggle post by jesus at Jun 17,2004 1:57am
TheGreatSpaldino said:
"Hmmm... what was the name of the badguy from Tron?">>




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 17,2004 4:19am
I don't want to see his bulge.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jun 17,2004 11:18am
my tummy is full of farts



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 17,2004 3:05pm
swamplorddvm said:
I don't want to see his bulge.



its a little late for that, now isnt it?



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 17,2004 6:30pm
that picture has been giving me nightmares where I wake up covered in vomit and semen.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 18,2004 2:06am
kind of like that new garfeild movie.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 18,2004 10:13pm
silky said:
silky said:
I like those odds.


what a homo.


you're both a couple of homos. let's fuck.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jun 19,2004 8:05pm
bump?



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 19,2004 8:45pm
war fish



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD at Jun 19,2004 8:58pm





WTF mates



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD at Jun 19,2004 8:59pm
FUCKTARD








toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 19,2004 9:27pm
I would really like to know if anyone has actually read every post in this thread?



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 19,2004 11:33pm
I have. of course half of them are from me. this is the best thread ever.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 20,2004 1:18pm
i am dissapointed in myself, but yes i have also read pretty much every post in this thread



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin nli at Jun 20,2004 4:02pm
I did.....um...ollywallypollywallyumbumpfizz.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 21,2004 12:30pm
soup on a stick



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 21,2004 12:31pm
yes my friends, you brought the thread of death back.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jun 21,2004 12:34pm edited Jun 21,2004 12:37pm
[glow=red,2,300]i wonder if this red glow works[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]i wonder if this green works[/glow]
[shadow=red,left,300]i suck at html[/shadow]



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jun 21,2004 12:34pm
of coarse not



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 21,2004 12:39pm
but the important thing is that you tried



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 21,2004 12:46pm
code:
<?

$diary_entries = array('121799','121899','121999','122199','122099','122399','122299',
'122699','122499','122799','122899','123099','122999','010800','123199','010100',
'010200','010500','010300','010700','010600','010900','011000','012100','011400',
'070700','012200','021500','071400','070800','071200','071300','073000','072000',
'072900','072800','073100','021801','021901','122802','122902','030301','030401',
'042701');
sort($diary_entries);
$as_timestamps = array();
$i = 0;
foreach ($diary_entries as $s) {
$month = substr($s, 0, 2);
$day = substr($s, 2, 2);
$year = substr($s, 4, 2);
$unix_timestamp = mktime(0,0,0, $month, $day, $year);
print("$s = $unix_timestamp<br>");
$as_timestamps[$i] = $unix_timestamp;
$i++;
}
sort($as_timestamps);
print("<br>Now sorted by timestamp, oldest to newest<br>");
foreach ($as_timestamps as $s) {
$diary_entry = date("mdy", $s);
print("$s = $diary_entry<br>");
}

$last_diary = $as_timestamps[$i-2];
$diary_entry = date("mdy", $last_diary);
print("<br>Most recent diary entry is: <b>$diary_entry</b>");
?>




toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 21,2004 4:18pm
babies are the finest of meats



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin at Jun 21,2004 6:16pm
toe nail clippers have a flat edge...and finger nail clippers ar curved.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 21,2004 7:36pm
my mom has big tits 'cuz she's fat.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 21,2004 7:37pm
just kidding. she's dead.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 11:58am
yeesh



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:10pm
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:11pm
Camels milk does not curdle



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:12pm
Assuming Rudolph was in front there are 40320 ways to arrange the other eight reindeer.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:12pm
Average speed of Heinz ketchup from the mouth of an opened bottle: 25 miles per year



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:13pm
The Sanskrit word for war translates as 'wanting more cows



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:13pm
The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:15pm
If the bottom two rows of keys on your keyboard suddenly failed, the longest word you could still be able to type out is 'typewriter'.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:15pm
you all just looked at your keyboards didnt you?



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:16pm
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:17pm
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 12:18pm
More money is printed daily for the Monopoly game than by the U.S. Treasury



toggletoggle post by GORATORY not logged in at Jun 22,2004 1:12pm
I got to piss wicked bad



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 22,2004 1:59pm
pizza rules.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 22,2004 4:10pm
this is the best thread ever

what's sexier to say? titties, boobies, or breast?



toggletoggle post by wood at Jun 22,2004 4:16pm
breast............. only topped by "dirty pillows".



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino at Jun 22,2004 4:25pm
as a wise woman once said: "Boggle my piddle"



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 22,2004 5:14pm
I hate cocaine, I just love the way it smells.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 22,2004 5:53pm
dexedrine is the way to go. fuck street drugs.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile at Jun 22,2004 10:15pm
I like goils.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 22,2004 10:16pm
i enjoy No-Doz (trucker speed)



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 23,2004 3:40pm
IT LIVES AGAIN!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 23,2004 3:50pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 23,2004 3:51pm
YES!!!

I finaly did it!!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jun 23,2004 4:37pm
i should xerox my ass and post it to this thread



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 23,2004 6:38pm
this is post 164. get a.i.d.s.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 23,2004 8:55pm













toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 23,2004 9:14pm
Why do Stratovarius have so many albums??



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 23,2004 9:15pm
The covers are quite cool though.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 23,2004 11:07pm
what a beautiful band
STRATOVARIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
they should have never gotten rid of timo



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 24,2004 8:43am
retzam said:
The covers are quite cool though.


you mean quite gay and made with bryce / poser 3d.



toggletoggle post by yoko ono at Jun 24,2004 8:56am
biatch stratovarius is the king of european melodic metal


but timo tolki is such a fat ass bastard



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 24,2004 11:17am
RustedAngel said:
retzam said:
The covers are quite cool though.


you mean quite gay and made with bryce / poser 3d.


No, I meant quite cool...



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 24,2004 5:47pm
I love dolphins.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 24,2004 5:58pm edited Jun 24,2004 6:00pm
shit!
hold on





toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 24,2004 6:06pm edited Jun 24,2004 6:07pm
son of a twat!!!



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 24,2004 10:22pm
twat is a fantastic word



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 24,2004 10:28pm
i can already tell that my weekend is going to blow



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 24,2004 10:33pm
is it going to blow twat?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 24,2004 10:37pm
it could possible blow horrible twat



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 24,2004 11:53pm
it's not too late to save your weekend. cum on up to the aviary and get your salad tossed by a live pony.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jun 25,2004 2:32am
panoncha



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 25,2004 10:40am
pancho villa



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem @ school at Jun 25,2004 11:56am
blowing twat is better than sucking cock



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 25,2004 12:08pm
it certainly is



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 25,2004 12:20pm
Licking twat is better that sucking cock. I imagine. I've never sucked a cock. wekk... not human at least



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 25,2004 1:27pm
you dog slut



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 25,2004 1:36pm
BEEEEEESKOOOOOOOOON DEEEEEEEEEEESK



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 25,2004 3:00pm edited Jun 25,2004 3:01pm
God damn it all!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 25,2004 3:02pm
http://www.dazzled.com/razorcandi/Kym91a.jpg

ok. Yes weird. But I dig it.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 25,2004 9:12pm
why the fuck does it link to that?????????????



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 25,2004 9:17pm edited Jun 25,2004 9:18pm
fuck it in the ass!



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 25,2004 10:12pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 26,2004 12:52am edited Jun 26,2004 12:57am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!




toggletoggle post by MURF at Jun 26,2004 1:13am
link?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 26,2004 1:39am
yeah :(



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jun 26,2004 3:30am
i hate work.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jun 26,2004 3:11pm
i hate tow trucks



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 26,2004 8:24pm
I hate toes.



toggletoggle post by nick at Jun 26,2004 8:51pm edited Jun 26,2004 8:53pm
.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 27,2004 3:39pm
..



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 27,2004 3:40pm
I love how long this thread takes to load up. it's huge like my mom's fat tits.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 27,2004 11:03pm
titty fucking is amazing



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 29,2004 11:12am
so true



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 29,2004 11:14am
true...

i thought we almost lost this fucking thing!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jun 29,2004 11:18am
hm.. I've heard about this thread at shows.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 29,2004 12:41pm
well dur man this thread will NEVER DIE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by eben at Jun 29,2004 1:42pm
(O)(O)
(. . )
( ' )
I broke my dick in half yesterday



toggletoggle post by silky at Jun 30,2004 12:32pm
I split my dick down the middle in a moped accident.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 30,2004 1:37pm
silky, i saw josh at the movies last night... i guess he didn't move to michigan.



toggletoggle post by wood at Jun 30,2004 1:50pm
Cheek plus cheek,
What is the sum?
lo and behold it tis me bum.
I use it to sit,
I use it shit,
I dip it in ink and make stamps with it.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD at Jun 30,2004 2:27pm edited Jun 30,2004 2:28pm
[IMG]http://suicidegirls.com/media/site/preview/Quinne.jpg[IMG]



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jun 30,2004 5:05pm
That site rules!!! But she's far from the hottest on that site.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 30,2004 9:01pm
wood said:
Cheek plus cheek,
What is the sum?
lo and behold it tis me bum.
I use it to sit,
I use it shit,
I dip it in ink and make stamps with it.


It is official: that is the best thing I've ever heard.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 30,2004 11:09pm
god swampy you gotta take a break from all the goth stuff!!!!!
i must show you normal women! you don't think about how dark they are all the time!



toggletoggle post by Devin at Jul 1,2004 8:48am



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 1,2004 5:17pm
swamplorddvm said:
That site rules!!! But she's far from the hottest on that site.


check out nakkidnerds.com



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 2,2004 7:26pm
return of the living thread of death.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 3,2004 11:04am
obladi oblada the thread of death goes on, etc.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 3,2004 11:46am
i was in maine for a week. good to see this thread is still going



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 3,2004 11:49am
I wouldn't let anything happen to it. I live for nonsense.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 3,2004 11:48pm
did anyone see that new garfeild movie?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 4,2004 11:38am
god i hope not, that looks like fat ass



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 4,2004 11:47am
theres supposed to be a Duke Nukem movie, and it will most likely suck, and then i will hafta kill someone



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 4,2004 3:07pm
They should make a Conkers bad fur day movie.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 4,2004 5:00pm
43 posts after this one and this thread will hold the record for most posts



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 4,2004 5:10pm
cool



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 4,2004 5:19pm
41



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 4,2004 5:23pm
40



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 4,2004 7:10pm edited Jul 4,2004 7:13pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 4,2004 7:14pm edited Jul 4,2004 7:15pm




toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 4,2004 7:36pm
I think I might have to become a member.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 4,2004 10:48pm
ahhh you can tell that they would be the lame lesbians like on skinamax, they'll like kiss and rub up on each other but no strap ones LAME!



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 5,2004 2:34pm
strap ons are for pussies



















nevermind



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 5,2004 5:40pm
fuckin shit fuck cunt whore dick poop



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 6,2004 11:59am
neverending means this sint supposed to end, you bastards. keep posting stupid shit



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 6,2004 1:08pm
I have a flip-flop fetish.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 6,2004 1:37pm
i saw pictures of silky getting a BJ from a big girl from dover.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 6,2004 3:39pm
where?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 6,2004 3:50pm



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 6,2004 3:58pm
that's the last time I drink anything out of a five gallon bucket.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 6,2004 5:52pm
my girlfreind won't stop making fun of me for getting head from a fat chick.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 6,2004 6:02pm
my dick is itchy



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 6,2004 6:04pm
wow, your girlfriend didn't dump you after that? lucky.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 6,2004 8:26pm
she's a good sport, although she would prefer I got random blow jobs from more attractive girls. that whale dwarfed my already small penis. the grossest part is jonathan made out with her after I finished.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 6,2004 11:19pm
hahahahahahaha the fat slut pictures are awesome. how do i get fat sluts in boys underwear to give me head then make out with my friends??



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 6,2004 11:54pm
hang out in dover.



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 7,2004 9:30am
I hate the world... The only thing I enjoy in life is murder.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 7,2004 11:17am
murder of fat sluts? cause if its murder of anyone else you're throwing off the fat slut conversation.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 7,2004 12:56pm
I think she kept my underpants as a souvenier. when I woke up saturday they were nowhere to be found.



toggletoggle post by abhorred at Jul 7,2004 9:34pm
bump for the fact that it was kind of weird to see the discussion board without this thread



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile at Jul 7,2004 9:44pm
listen to Johnny Cash.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 7,2004 9:54pm
listen to D.R.I.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 7,2004 10:52pm
listen to Coroner



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 7,2004 10:53pm
14 more posts and thsi thread takes the cake



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 7,2004 11:26pm
13.



toggletoggle post by honor4death at Jul 7,2004 11:29pm
this is a really long thread, i hope it does die sometime...cuz im getting tired of trying to read the whole thing...



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 7,2004 11:33pm
the thread will never die. it wil be here long after we are gone. it is the twinkie of threads.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 7,2004 11:51pm
ten more.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 8,2004 1:14am
would you ever drink your wifes breast milk!?!??!



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 1:19am
I'm lactose intollerant. I would if I could. I would squirt strawberry syrup in my mouth and take it straight from the teet.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 8,2004 1:21am
breast milk makes coffee good.

golden showers rule. piss all over everyone.

shave a drunk girls vagina someday. its fun.

fuck yourself. where there is a will there is a way.




toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 1:23am
shit your pants. no one can stop you.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 1:32am
five more. when this thread beats the record, I'm going to start a "neverending thread of death" appreciation thread.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 8,2004 1:34am
TITTY JUICE FILL MY CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 8,2004 1:35am edited Jul 8,2004 2:35am
abbath may your cup flow over.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 1:37am
I can't digest titty juice, so I'll have to settle for period blood.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 1:51am
I just read this entire thread. now I have to vomit on myself. one more post and we have a new record. who's it gonna be?



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 8,2004 2:37am
rap rules. fuck metal in 2004. i <3 mtv. did i mention im in an indie emo band?



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 2:48am
word!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 8,2004 8:04am
keep up the good work, shit on my face and call me spunky.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 8,2004 10:21am
this thread now owns RTTP



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 8,2004 10:22am
Some people wanna talk like they got somthin ta say, but nothin comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of jibberish and mutha fucka's act like they forgot about Dre.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 8,2004 10:29am
i forgot about dre




























































































































my apologies to mr. dre



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 8,2004 10:42am
slim anus? damn right i got a slim anus cause i dont get fucked in mine.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 8,2004 11:48am
carina just sent me this:
http://www.bridge9.com/forum/viewtopic.php...id=6683414f8de96f75caa1b79ea76e7621
scroll down a bit... ewwww!!!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 8,2004 12:09pm
hahaha that is even funnier the second time i see it cause there is a whole thread about the ho bag



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 8,2004 1:16pm
really? link me to it.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 8,2004 1:24pm
heh it was here : http://www.livejournal.com/~metalmetal/144612.html

but she has it protected now... there was like 200 comments on that journal entry.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 2:33pm
I want my underpants back.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 2:33pm
I want my underpants back.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 8,2004 4:19pm
this thread is kickin ass



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 8,2004 4:21pm
that girl makes me want to puke and that guys penis is small



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 4:49pm
I'm irish, what do you expect. her fat fucking head makes it look even smaller.



toggletoggle post by succubus at Jul 8,2004 4:55pm
i didn't know you were "silky"..i linked that to aaron and said.."didn't you introduce me to this guy?"..and he told me who you were and reminded me of the car ride after the icc show



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 5:01pm
that's me.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 8,2004 5:02pm
this is hilarious for so many reasons...
like knowing the people outside the window...
like that being tim s...
"does it burn?"

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 8,2004 5:03pm
ps: if your goal was to "rodeo clown" I think you failed... by like 5 drinks.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 8,2004 5:06pm
I only got head. and jonathan made out with her after I finnished. eww.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 8,2004 5:27pm
ahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by succubus at Jul 8,2004 5:29pm
eww is right..but one of the pics looks like you were humping a bit (the one where we see yer crack a little)




toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 12:46pm
10 more posts and this reaches 300. then i will no longer post in this thread



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 9,2004 12:49pm
jc... this thread is 383KB of text...
time to start doing "pages"



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 12:56pm
that will ruin the threads mystique



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 1:00pm
remember:Infernal Chiliastic Observer



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 9,2004 1:02pm
assuck said:
10 more posts and this reaches 300. then i will no longer post in this thread


you must NOT give up on this thread my son... keep posting until your fingers can simply not type anymore.

don't let me down... this thread needs to surpass 1000 replies.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 1:44pm
you talked me into it



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 1:45pm
296



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 1:46pm
297



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 1:46pm
298



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 1:47pm
299



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 9,2004 1:47pm
300



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 9,2004 4:48pm
Why does barq's root beer taste really really good out of a can, but like shit out of anything else?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 9,2004 5:47pm
<peter griffin laugh> wood



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 9,2004 5:57pm
Ok i hope it works this time!!!



toggletoggle post by deadhooker at Jul 9,2004 6:14pm
oh man i love suicide girls, some of them are so fucking cute.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 9,2004 6:22pm edited Jul 9,2004 6:23pm


Anyone hungry?



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jul 9,2004 7:11pm

these bitches are whiter than my ass milk



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 9,2004 7:12pm
um... wasn't the girl underneath at the cannibal corpse show last night?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 9,2004 7:38pm
Yeah i think so.Haha. if so, I think I got to meet her. Word up!\m/



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 9,2004 7:41pm
I think she was there with her mom.
sorry.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 9,2004 11:49pm
i like my women pale but that's just insane, you can probably see your penis inside them, god damn transparent bitches!!!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 10,2004 12:18am
actually her brother introduced her to me, in front of her mom.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 10,2004 11:44pm



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 10,2004 11:55pm
nice realllllllllll nice



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 11,2004 12:26am
i like cheese-its



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 11,2004 12:30am
im drunk. fuck you (to whomever it may apply)



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 11,2004 7:21pm
I'm drunk with power...and powder.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 11,2004 9:37pm
margot is fat



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 12,2004 10:40am
fat like a fox



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 12,2004 1:40pm
I like my girls the way I like my Rum....

12 years old and full of coke.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 12,2004 2:15pm
fat like a jerry springer episode



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jul 13,2004 1:04pm
why was this thread on page 2


btw where can i find ozzfest main stage pics?



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 13,2004 1:14pm
i like my women like i like my steak...bloody



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 13,2004 1:17pm
anyone thumb their butts and then suck on it?



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 13,2004 1:19pm
youd like margot



toggletoggle post by nick at Jul 13,2004 1:24pm



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 13,2004 1:36pm



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 13,2004 1:41pm
OOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jul 13,2004 2:56pm
nick said:


my lame brother is watching that homoerotic softcore (XXX) as i speak

vin diesel has a small dick (copyright jellyfish 2004)



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 13,2004 3:17pm
hahahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 13,2004 3:20pm
geez.... only 14.29 seconds to load... and 434KB...
I think I really need to start putting "pages" on this thing.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 13,2004 3:39pm
Muh dick rooooins poossies!!!



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 13,2004 3:51pm
no it dosent, its small



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 13,2004 4:00pm
I know. :(



toggletoggle post by nick at Jul 13,2004 4:01pm
im pretty sure if vin diesel sees this he will hack the internet and find out where you live. then he will jump out of an exploding plane onto your house, punch through a wall to get in and powerbomb you.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 13,2004 4:04pm
ill whip out my enourmous dick and make him green with envy.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 13,2004 4:46pm
"I WILL BREAK YOU!!!!" -Bane



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jul 13,2004 6:22pm
nick said:
im pretty sure if vin diesel sees this he will hack the internet and find out where you live. then he will jump out of an exploding plane onto your house, punch through a wall to get in and powerbomb you.



then 470 "bad guys" will instantly vanish, paul walker will say some stupid line, like he did in the entire fast and the furious movie, then some hot bitch will do some dicktease dance move on a bed, then vin diesel will rub his nipples while thinking of how great samuel l jackson is at acting then hell fly away on skis attached to a harrier while making love to that hot dicktease bitch.


i still dont know why mr jackson decided to do that movie)



toggletoggle post by nick at Jul 13,2004 6:41pm
i thought paul walker was great in joy ride.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 13,2004 6:55pm edited Jul 13,2004 6:56pm
i can't believe that people like himl, i can think of 3 people off the top of my head, and trust me they're real



toggletoggle post by deadhooker at Jul 13,2004 8:17pm
swamplorddvm said:
Ok i hope it works this time!!!


what is the one on he bottom trying to cover up? she missed the nipple



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 13,2004 11:03pm
she's covering her XXX tribal tatoo.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 14,2004 12:55am
i'm so drunk and i almost [issed myslef watching anchor man



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 14,2004 11:24am
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toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 14,2004 12:35pm
Dave Coulier and the Canadian Comedians



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 14,2004 3:24pm
She covering the huge hickey I gave her.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 14,2004 5:19pm
shes covering your tiny pecker under her finger nail.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 15,2004 12:18am
I Robot is going to be the gayest movie that has ever existed, people are going to look back at us and be ashamed that will smith was so big
i'm drunk again



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 15,2004 12:20am
that sucks. I really liked the book when I was younger. will smith should be shot in the face.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 15,2004 12:21am
My anus smells odd......hmmmmmmm?



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 15,2004 12:23am
I'm willing to bet it smells a little like men in black 2.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 15,2004 12:38am
worst i bet it smells like bad boys 2



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 15,2004 12:40am
damn, gina!



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 15,2004 10:28am
but what about his lyrics!! they are pure gold!!!


I was in a club, one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
you'll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.

Ouch!
That didn't hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
but she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.

I'm at her house.
It's a Tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it's a shack.
Forget it, I'll go around back.
It's a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.

(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo...I hate that sound.

I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.

*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!

No, she wasn't there.
I'm tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I'm lying.

There she is,
Watching T.V.
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V.'s off.

There she is, what a doll.
No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.

I'm rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage,
I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!

Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn't.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn't wrong.

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.




toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 15,2004 10:33am
that didn't even make any sense what so ever!!!!!!
"i'm a bad ass cowboy livin in a bad ass world
yo yo bang bang"



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 15,2004 11:46am
EESH neeesk keeesk



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 15,2004 12:01pm
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jul 15,2004 1:46pm
"my finger points!"



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 15,2004 3:25pm edited Jul 15,2004 3:26pm
What ever happend to the bloodhound gang? they were funny.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 15,2004 4:57pm
remember:Enlighten Fetal Jackhammer



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 15,2004 5:57pm edited Jul 15,2004 6:04pm
remember: margot has a loose vagina



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 15,2004 6:05pm
leahs face looks like it got attacked by mousetraps.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile at Jul 15,2004 6:09pm
I wanted to post this picture of Scott at http://www.jeremysaffer.com/gallery/portraits/location/index.html# doesn't seem to work for me.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 15,2004 7:08pm
jason fortier loves the kawk



toggletoggle post by blue at Jul 15,2004 7:18pm
MyDeadDoll said:
"my finger points!"


one of the greatest movies of all time.

"from now on, you will call me betty....heh heh heh"



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 15,2004 10:34pm
wood said:
What ever happend to the bloodhound gang? they were funny.


the singer for my band used to play bass in a band with one of the guys from the bloodhound gang. they made him breathe fire on stage every night, so the first time he came over my house he took a bottle of tiki torch oil from my neighbor's yard and used it to spit fire balls all over my stoop.



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toggletoggle post by nick at Jul 15,2004 10:39pm
hahaha i didnt even mean to put up another picture of vin diesel. oops.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 16,2004 1:14am
that is still an amazing pic



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jul 16,2004 4:06am
blue said:
MyDeadDoll said:
"my finger points!"


one of the greatest movies of all time.

"from now on, you will call me betty....heh heh heh"


i barely saw it for the first time a few weeks ago when my cousins were here. we've been quoting it ever since. they couldn't believe that we'd never seen that movie before. it is fucking great, tho!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jul 16,2004 4:06am
nick said:



gayest picture ever



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 16,2004 11:35am
mega man was/is the shit



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 16,2004 4:05pm
you just spray it on?
you just spray it on.
you just spray it off?
you just spray it off.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 16,2004 8:14pm
www.rice.com



toggletoggle post by AASSUUCCKK at Jul 18,2004 10:13pm
why is this almost on the third page? slackers.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 18,2004 11:56pm
holy balding penis batman!!!



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toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 19,2004 12:11am
wow. I didn't think that link would actually take me anywhere. I just thought it was funny.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 19,2004 12:42am
itty bitty titties!



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 19,2004 12:09pm
hooray for rice enterprises



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toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 19,2004 2:08pm
what the christ is that?



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jul 19,2004 2:12pm
that's kinda nifty



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 19,2004 4:55pm
Thats rather bad ass.

Vin looks like a SPED with that helmet on haha.



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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 19,2004 5:09pm
WOW Is it too beautiful to be true???



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 19,2004 5:23pm
Yo Abbath, can you tell me where that is?



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 19,2004 5:54pm
we're almost at 400



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 19,2004 6:25pm
is that middle earth?



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 19,2004 6:26pm
this is my 999th post.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 19,2004 6:33pm
swamplord eats out underaged chics.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 19,2004 9:27pm
you say that as if it were a bad thing.



toggletoggle post by AASSUUCCKK at Jul 19,2004 9:31pm
thats perfectly fine



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile at Jul 19,2004 11:49pm
My warlock shall return with a vengeance.....



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 20,2004 12:43am
swamplorddvm said:
Yo Abbath, can you tell me where that is?


you didn't even have to ask me
i can't wait to paint my self all up and walk around at night and be grim





toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 20,2004 1:05am
yeah, until they tear it down and put up 14 starbucks.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 20,2004 1:14am
stop being a negitive nancy



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 20,2004 12:10pm
398



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 12:18pm
this thread is my life.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 12:19pm
chainsawboner: what's up tom?
chainsawboner: what's up tom?
chainsawboner: not much man, you?
chainsawboner: not much man, you?
chainsawboner: not much
chainsawboner: not much
chainsawboner: i'm fucking tired
chainsawboner: i'm fucking tired
chainsawboner: long night jerkin it last night
chainsawboner: long night jerkin it last night
chainsawboner: brb
chainsawboner: brb



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toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 20,2004 12:28pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 20,2004 2:11pm
yay for over 400 posts



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 20,2004 4:57pm
Abbath said:
swamplorddvm said:
Yo Abbath, can you tell me where that is?


you didn't even have to ask me
i can't wait to paint my self all up and walk around at night and be grim




Yeah I can't wait to go to ALASKA myself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 20,2004 6:34pm
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 21,2004 1:14am
http://www.ogrish.com/view_attachment.php?id=24066\

funny face



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 21,2004 1:17am
swamp you love ball sack
and i'm happy your pic didn't even show up jelly



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 21,2004 1:29pm
fnsdjiop dhj iafuosyfu80say78a0d78as07 da8s0d7 a8sd07as8d0as



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 21,2004 1:29pm
soy milk..... how do you milk a soy.... it has no tits.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 21,2004 2:04pm
it has inner tits



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 21,2004 4:38pm
beef curtains.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 21,2004 4:55pm

There ya go Jelly.\m/



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 21,2004 4:56pm
crap!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 21,2004 5:03pm
inner beauty = teiits



toggletoggle post by cdan at Jul 21,2004 6:19pm
gayest thread ever



toggletoggle post by powerkok at Jul 21,2004 10:33pm
poo



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 21,2004 10:58pm
bump for golden showers



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 22,2004 10:35am
Why are all cereal commercials about stealing... kids trying to steal the lucky charms, the rabbit trying to steal the trix, Barney stealing the fruity pebbles, the cookie crook, etc….?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 22,2004 10:55am
"hey when you park your car in your garage at night does it ask "Is it in yet?"



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 22,2004 5:35pm
wood said:
Why are all cereal commercials about stealing... kids trying to steal the lucky charms, the rabbit trying to steal the trix, Barney stealing the fruity pebbles, the cookie crook, etc….?

HHhhmmm good point.




toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 22,2004 5:46pm
never though of that



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 22,2004 6:25pm
It says her name is margot. What the hell???



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 22,2004 6:27pm
oh god



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 22,2004 8:48pm
Why do they call it Ovaltine?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 22,2004 9:14pm
you can't fuckin divide 3 into 1 without getting a square root and a bulk in half of a superstore with a snickers bar on the side. that's too retarded to understand any geological fraction that is reversed into five seperate negotiations. get a life you dwindling idiot, i hate pooping.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 23,2004 12:03am
i love pooping. especially when there are 13 year olds under me and r. kelly is in the other room doing the same thing.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 23,2004 11:54am
william hung is fucking hilarious.



toggletoggle post by silky at Jul 24,2004 12:20am
you should poop on william hung.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 24,2004 5:03am



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 24,2004 12:36pm
william hung is one of my idols in life



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 24,2004 1:41pm
wow how did you get a picture of margots vagina on here?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 25,2004 4:18pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 25,2004 4:21pm
I rule!!!



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Jul 25,2004 6:54pm
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jul 25,2004 10:05pm
umm... yeah.


meow



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 26,2004 12:29am
all hail the mighty swamplord



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 26,2004 1:37am
HAHAHAH that pic keeps on getting more and more funny by each beer i drink
!



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jul 26,2004 4:41am
Took me like an hour to read all of this thread fuckin A' man it's funny as shit though



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 27,2004 10:08am
i feel spunky today. will i apply for a job even? no probably not.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 27,2004 10:15am
bim boom bam boom bim boom bam.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 27,2004 11:45am
boom boom boom let me hear you say yaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooo
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
said boom boom boom let me hear you say yaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooo
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Jul 27,2004 4:00pm
D that is fucking ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by succubus at Jul 27,2004 4:02pm
this thread of death needs to die:

load time 46.87565 secs/17 queries]



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 27,2004 6:46pm
IT WILL NEVER DIE!

















































and it took 49.45322 for me



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Jul 28,2004 1:23am
it was quick for me.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 28,2004 1:25am
my comp is the hottness it only took me 16.40275



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 28,2004 12:54pm
i dont mind waiting for the greatest thread ever



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 28,2004 2:20pm
It's always quick for you jellyfish.

Muh dick rooinz poosies!



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Jul 28,2004 2:22pm
you have a small dick.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 28,2004 2:29pm
harrison ford's cell phone #
410-658-3900



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Jul 28,2004 2:37pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 28,2004 5:19pm
now that's edutainment



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 29,2004 8:56am
looks like alot of people dropped outta this thread cause their compaq presario's can't handle the load time.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 29,2004 10:16am
then they are mo pussies



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 29,2004 2:05pm
nuthin but bitches



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jul 29,2004 2:20pm
omg.. that is a video there!
what the fuck.



toggletoggle post by succubus at Jul 29,2004 2:36pm
you've never seen that before? hahaha no biggie

i still can't insert a tampon

and aaron shut up no need to expand


tom is that really his number?
hahaha



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 29,2004 3:26pm
RustedAngel said:
harrison ford's cell phone #
410-658-3900


props to my big sis for falling for this trick, and actually calling this bogus #. apparently it's a daycare somewhere.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 29,2004 3:47pm
and i was this close to calling it, asian penis close



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 29,2004 7:57pm
I jerked it once today, don't make me do it again.

GO TO THE AVIARY TOMORROW, IN DOVER... WATCH METAL, AND HUMP GIRLS.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Jul 29,2004 8:03pm



toggletoggle post by wood at Jul 30,2004 9:48am
'Commando sheep' getting smarter
From correspondents in London
July 30, 2004

THEIR reputation as innovators and adventurers is thus far slim, but it appears some sheep may be smarter than you might first think.

According to astonished eye-witnesses, a particularly adventurous flock in northern England has found a way to get past supposedly hoof-proof metal grids installed across roads - executing a neat commando-style roll over the top.

Determined to get access to the rich grazing of local gardens in Marsden, a town in the hilly Pennine region, local sheep have worked out how to get past the barriers, the Guardian newspaper reported on Friday.

"I've seen them doing it and they're clever," said an impressed Dorothy Lindley, a local councillor.

"They lie down on their side, or sometimes on their back, and roll over the metal grids until they are clear."




toggletoggle post by succubus at Jul 30,2004 9:56am
RustedAngel said:
RustedAngel said:
harrison ford's cell phone #
410-658-3900


props to my big sis for falling for this trick, and actually calling this bogus #. apparently it's a daycare somewhere.



ok the ONLY reason i called is because i want a free ipod dammit!

http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7401929

and if i had his cell number i would make girls sign up for a free ipod and then offer them his phone number

unfortunately..it wasn't real

sigh

i still want a free ipod




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 30,2004 9:30pm edited Jul 30,2004 9:33pm



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toggletoggle post by nick at Jul 31,2004 11:39am
that plywood looks like it goes on forever.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 31,2004 2:12pm
WHITE BELTS ARE GRINDCORE



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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 31,2004 6:52pm
It comes with a surprise with every loaf!!!



toggletoggle post by Dissector at Jul 31,2004 6:52pm
MMmmmm that looks delicious.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 31,2004 6:57pm
welcome to the neverending thread of death



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toggletoggle post by assuck at Jul 31,2004 7:15pm
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."






































silly quadrapalegics



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 31,2004 8:34pm
swamplorddvm said:



you promised to never show that pic of me



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jul 31,2004 8:43pm
DARTH BALZZZ!!!!




bunggggggg



toggletoggle post by hoser at Jul 31,2004 9:31pm
Please.....get a whiff of my fresh anus, cock, and balls!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Jul 31,2004 9:41pm
Where do you live?



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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 3,2004 4:05pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA how can something be SO true???



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 3,2004 11:56pm
time for bed, doom 3 owns everyone.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 4,2004 9:32am
RustedAngel said:
time for bed, doom 3 owns everyone.





toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 4,2004 12:09pm
how come girls only let me stick my finger in their ass while fucking them when they are drunk? are they so drunk they dont remember how much they love it?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 4,2004 1:03pm
tape record it and play it back to them when they're sober
ITS THE ONLY WAY



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toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 4,2004 10:29pm
what an angry little dog



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 4,2004 10:55pm
we're comin up on 500 here people...



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 5,2004 5:23am
i have nothing inspiring to say. what else is new?



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 5,2004 12:57pm
you dont need to say anything inspiring, its the neverending thread of death



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 5,2004 12:58pm
Indeed



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 5,2004 12:59pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 5,2004 1:01pm
thats my next rape victim






















i mean girlfriend



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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 5,2004 1:06pm
Ha that pretty cool dude. but peeps this yo!



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toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 5,2004 1:14pm
who just got post #500... this iz da best thread eva!



toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani at Aug 5,2004 1:53pm
i never posted it a few months ago but this is the bassist of H.I.M. wearing a 5 Minutes Hate shirt



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 5,2004 1:57pm
my eyeball won't stop watering.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 5,2004 4:31pm
b00bs, i fuckin love em.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 5,2004 5:40pm
virgins. i love em



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 6,2004 6:38pm
CLEAR!!!... *thump*

It's back! The thread is ALIVE again!!!



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 6,2004 10:31pm
good. i thought we lost it for a second



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia at Aug 7,2004 1:19am
wow this is fuckin insane



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 7,2004 12:18pm
insane like a fox



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 7,2004 8:12pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 7,2004 10:14pm edited Aug 7,2004 10:16pm



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 8,2004 12:20am
that's immature and not funny! boo hooo.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 8,2004 10:27pm
peanut butter and clam sammiches



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile at Aug 8,2004 11:33pm
fuck i hate blue balls.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 9,2004 3:15am



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 9,2004 12:18pm
Hhhhmmmm, I think we should start another Never ending thread of death. It's taking to long to load. huh-huh-huh-...LOAD.
It will still be that same one, just think of it as the thread the shed its skin. still the same one, just newer looking. That cool with you rusty?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 9,2004 12:19pm
nope, I don't care how long this thing takes to load, this thing will be here until the end of the internet.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 9,2004 12:20pm
we've made it this far, we can not give up now.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 9,2004 12:21pm
Well... ok.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 9,2004 12:39pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 9,2004 12:43pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 9,2004 1:39pm
yea. 1 million posts, mother fuckers



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 9,2004 3:17pm
probably another 10 years to go.



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Aug 9,2004 4:26pm
wow



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 9,2004 5:38pm
never give up!!! this thread will haunt rttp for the rest of it's lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 9,2004 6:51pm
hahaha. grundle gremlin.




did you know the scientific name for the grundl is PERINIUM? or maybe PERILIUM, but either way it sounds like a flower, which is awesome.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 9,2004 7:29pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 10,2004 3:00pm edited Aug 10,2004 3:02pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 10,2004 3:03pm

C'mon damn it!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 10,2004 3:09pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 10,2004 3:10pm
Its not the one I wanted to post but whatever.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 10,2004 3:22pm
i just realized this entire site is an oxy moron.

return to the PIT

most of you dont mosh and are anti moshing.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 10,2004 3:24pm
True. I used to mosh. I'll only mosh now if I really like the song. Getting kicked in the nuts is not too fun.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 10,2004 4:14pm
swamplorddvm said:



a natural red head both ways
amazing i love this girl already



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 11,2004 9:21am






toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 11,2004 11:45am



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 11,2004 11:52am
he-man fucking owns



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 11,2004 12:47pm
i never thought i'd say this, but that bunny is bad ass



toggletoggle post by vivi at Aug 11,2004 1:23pm
dude thats definetly not natural she dyes that shit. shes gonna get puss cancer.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 11,2004 3:37pm
Don't DIIIEEE on me...


Type O negative-Bloody kisses



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 11,2004 4:14pm
RustedAngel said:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HEMAN!!!!

How is this thread not dead yet??? It is to the point where it takes like 10 seconds to load it.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 11,2004 4:21pm
I personally love the load time, it brings be back to the 28.8k modem days.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 11,2004 4:22pm
let's take a trip back to the 14.4k days, keep posting motherfucks. 1/2 geological.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 11,2004 5:28pm
Hahahahahahahahaha

The first modem I ever had was 56k, so I don't remember either of those days.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia at Aug 11,2004 9:22pm
just keepin the thread alive



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 11,2004 11:12pm
5.25784



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 12,2004 9:17am



Skeletor should have been able to kick He-Man's ass... He just needed more motivation. Every time he would be about to win he just gave up. It would piss me off.



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 12,2004 9:23am



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 12,2004 10:46am


[soul]Get on the floor! do a dance! whohaa![/soul]



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 12,2004 10:48am
skeletor is beyond bad ass, he just was surround by idiots



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 12,2004 10:49am
oh ya ummm titty pinch



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 12,2004 10:51am
finger my butthole, sideways.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 12,2004 2:47pm edited Aug 13,2004 12:40am
"The amoral alien speaks: These aren't butterflies, I see a face I'd like to burn"



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse at Aug 12,2004 2:48pm
oooonnn gaaaaaahhh



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 12,2004 2:50pm
vagina is king.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse at Aug 12,2004 2:53pm
i make excellent sushi! ooooooohhhh gaaaaaa

im eating pizza



toggletoggle post by succubus at Aug 12,2004 2:54pm
i heard i'm gonna make the rev's dong shoot off like a rocket..

i guess we shall see
muahahaha



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse at Aug 12,2004 2:55pm
nice!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 12,2004 3:29pm
hahaha what a FAG!!! guess who jellyfish. http://facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=crypticreign



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 13,2004 12:23am
IS THAT PAUL!?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 13,2004 12:29am
wow. he is really truly gay.



toggletoggle post by KevinTheSprigg at Aug 13,2004 12:38am
Retzam stole the quote that I quote. Nude face. More wisdom from the Worm......

Impaled on one of its many legs,
A bug-eyed Mary gapes on in horror
As her only son is chewed to bits
By spiderchrist... She is flecked with gore.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 13,2004 1:19am
red rocket boy! red rocket!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 13,2004 3:24am



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 13,2004 4:45am


i don't get it either



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 13,2004 1:09pm
I'm having fun watching those two dude fight.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 13,2004 1:47pm
you're so easily amused.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 13,2004 1:48pm
those 2 are pretty entertaining



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 14,2004 12:18am
freeze pops rule.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 14,2004 3:33pm



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2004 3:37pm
Look out, that dude is pondering hijacking an airplane and blowing us up!!!!!!

Swamp...you coming out to the B-Shelter show tonight?!?!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 14,2004 3:40pm
"thats my brother."
- Aliciagrace






toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2004 3:42pm
Hahahahahaha...that's not really yer brother dude....is it?? Cuz if it is...he looks like he's gonna shoot at me if he meets me....



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace at Aug 14,2004 3:44pm
dude, thats my brother, his name is chris. we are peace loving people man. but chris says that you should go off to war and get shot preferably in the face or kidneys or liver. and swamplord D probably wont be there.



toggletoggle post by hey guys at Aug 15,2004 4:49pm
you guys need to stop being so morbid. get positive - you can still play loud and hard music but maybe check out the Bible...Christ had a scene way back in the day that was really unified and strong and stood up against an empire. Christ is punk! check it out sometime!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 15,2004 8:17pm
aliciagrace said:
dude, thats my brother, his name is chris. we are peace loving people man. but chris says that you should go off to war and get shot preferably in the face or kidneys or liver. and swamplord D probably wont be there.


Dude, get off of the crack. Seriously, that shit will kill you. It could damage your young liver.




toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 15,2004 11:52pm
hey guys said:
you guys need to stop being so morbid. get positive - you can still play loud and hard music but maybe check out the Bible...Christ had a scene way back in the day that was really unified and strong and stood up against an empire. Christ is punk! check it out sometime!


holy gay-a-tron



toggletoggle post by Blue at Aug 16,2004 12:58am
hey guys said:
you guys need to stop being so morbid. get positive - you can still play loud and hard music but maybe check out the Bible...Christ had a scene way back in the day that was really unified and strong and stood up against an empire. Christ is punk! check it out sometime!


hahahahahaha! christ IS morbid! he was crucified for gods (pun intended) sake!

christ is the new satan, didnt you know?



toggletoggle post by vivi at Aug 16,2004 1:10pm
christian teen strap party!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 16,2004 1:17pm
EESH KEESH KEE NEESHK...


BIM BOOM BAM, shit on my face.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 16,2004 3:03pm
RustedAngel said:
EESH KEESH KEE NEESHK...


BIM BOOM BAM, shit on my face.



i waited 15 seconds to read this latest post?...............something is wrong here.........



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 16,2004 3:34pm
hey guys said:
you guys need to stop being so morbid. get positive - you can still play loud and hard music but maybe check out the Bible...Christ had a scene way back in the day that was really unified and strong and stood up against an empire. Christ is punk! check it out sometime!


Ignorante



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 16,2004 4:13pm
What the fuck is up with that 10 pic limit on My(gay)space.com?
I had to make another. Most whack!



toggletoggle post by silky at Aug 16,2004 11:09pm
where did I put my a.i.d.s.?



toggletoggle post by mikedown at Aug 16,2004 11:32pm edited Aug 16,2004 11:36pm
Burrrp



toggletoggle post by Blue at Aug 16,2004 11:38pm
nice. this thread nearly took 8 seconds to load.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 16,2004 11:47pm
7.87258



toggletoggle post by Blue at Aug 16,2004 11:49pm
way to be correct.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 16,2004 11:51pm
YER DARN TOOTIN'



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 17,2004 9:03am
I miss the Fun Lovin' Criminals.....



toggletoggle post by succubus at Aug 17,2004 9:08am
usually takes 3. something seconds for me



toggletoggle post by succubus at Aug 17,2004 9:10am
wood said:
I miss the Fun Lovin' Criminals.....


i have that cd and enjoy listening to it once in a while



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Aug 17,2004 10:44am
men



toggletoggle post by Mary at Aug 17,2004 10:55am
Bradness said:
men


Big black men...



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 17,2004 10:57am
men behaving badly



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 17,2004 7:16pm


Progeria: Nature's cruelest joke



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 17,2004 10:24pm
i cant breathe i'm laughing so god damn hard right now. hat is my new favorite picture



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 17,2004 10:26pm
hahaha i'm glad someone appreciates it, it took me like a half an hour to find that picture and put it on here because of all the fucking shit on my computer



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 17,2004 10:29pm
i cant stop looking at it



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 17,2004 10:31pm
600 BITCH



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 18,2004 11:36am
pipmin aint easy. well maybe if i had a couple of them progeria chicks on my roster........................

assuck is a bastard for getting #600



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 18,2004 11:49am
I got #500

I wonder who will get #10,000 ?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 18,2004 11:53am
I'm all over that RA.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 18,2004 11:57am
I'm all over deh poosie!!!



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 18,2004 11:58am
i am a bastard, i know



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 19,2004 1:39am
i just noticed that in the corner of the quik reply box it says "always think before you post" this thread is a clear indication of the fact that it is not quite happening.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 19,2004 2:09am
ummm ya it's porn time



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 19,2004 3:53am
swamplorddvm said:
I'm all over deh poosie!!!


apparently not if you're wasting your time posting here. you're prolly like pepe le pew all over that kitty. she just aint havin it!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 19,2004 4:11am



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 19,2004 8:57am
thanks, a lot a-hole for making the neverending thread gay.


besides that this thread rules.. some fool is trying to start another one, but it will not succeed. this with reign forever.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 19,2004 2:00pm
penises are strange



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black at Aug 19,2004 3:29pm edited Aug 19,2004 3:32pm
fuck



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black at Aug 19,2004 3:32pm



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 19,2004 3:40pm
i used to be scared shitless of santa claus



toggletoggle post by Blue at Aug 19,2004 3:42pm
I NEED MORE OF TEH PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by yumyums at Aug 19,2004 4:56pm
Wow, it took forever to get here and post this



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 19,2004 5:00pm



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 19,2004 6:09pm
MOST METAL!!!! \M/



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black at Aug 19,2004 6:11pm
almost as metal as a bear drinking 36 beers and passing out
\m/
bears fucking slay



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 19,2004 6:25pm
nah man that bear was lame he drank busch beer
now go eat dinner so we can chill



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black at Aug 20,2004 11:43am
bump



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 20,2004 1:18pm
like the pathetic piece of shit with too much time on his hands that i am, i tallied up who had the mosts posts in this thread as of today. so far i've only counted mine, silky's, and rusted angel's. and the results are in...






Rusted angel -54
silky - 85
me - 106




next i will count jellyfish's, retzam's, and swamplord's



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 20,2004 1:21pm
i dont know when, but at some point i will. my eyes hurt already



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 20,2004 1:23pm
count me bitches! i'm sir i got the 4th or 5th spot



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 20,2004 1:29pm
will do



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 21,2004 2:58am
this is only my 21st post to this thread



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 21,2004 3:00am
RustedAngel said:
code:
QWERTY = everyones password.




so what the fuck is this all about anyway?




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 21,2004 1:11pm
twat?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 21,2004 3:54pm
drink BEERRRRRRRRRRR



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace at Aug 21,2004 4:22pm
i just flashed 4 guys by accident while doing cartwheels in the rain. i feel lame.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 21,2004 4:29pm
Slut!



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace at Aug 21,2004 4:42pm
yea right.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 21,2004 6:42pm
fofyvsevinfo: when you fart, your butt talks
swamplorddvm: this is true
fofyvsevinfo: buttocks
fofyvsevinfo: ahahahaha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror at Aug 21,2004 6:53pm
aliciagrace said:
i just flashed 4 guys by accident while doing cartwheels in the rain. i feel lame.


I am never in the right place at the right time. :\



toggletoggle post by thornnvine at Aug 21,2004 8:50pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 21,2004 11:41pm
precisely



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 22,2004 12:06am
FUCK UFOS FUCK THEM UP THEIR STUPID ASSES



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 22,2004 1:34am
They are coming for you Brion!!!



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 22,2004 12:30pm
f21axfb



toggletoggle post by RichHorror at Aug 22,2004 12:39pm
Oh no Trevor... they got you.



toggletoggle post by succubus at Aug 22,2004 12:41pm
here's to getting out of the shower naked and wet because someone has to take a dump
w00t!
have fun in there with your laptop

now i'm gonna get cat hair on my nekkid body
booo



toggletoggle post by thornnvine at Aug 22,2004 2:36pm
meow



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 22,2004 3:09pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 22,2004 3:42pm
Slut.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 22,2004 3:46pm
PREGNANT ASIAN slut



toggletoggle post by thornnvine at Aug 22,2004 3:46pm
she must of eaten something bad.....



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 22,2004 3:48pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 22,2004 3:49pm
I want to make sweet sweet love to her.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 22,2004 3:50pm
Click the pic and you'll get a different pic every time.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 22,2004 3:51pm
its like sweet, sweet magic



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 22,2004 4:04pm
haha indeed.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm at Aug 22,2004 4:05pm



toggletoggle post by bvllsvck at Aug 22,2004 7:16pm
bvrn chvrchez



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 23,2004 1:48am
bitches are hot!
and of course burn those churches THEY ARE THE BIGGEST SLUTS



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 23,2004 1:32pm
asschapel



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 10:42pm
walnut pendleton sends his love, faggots.



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:43pm
I'm totally getting post #666 tonight!



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:44pm
walnut pendleton is black. I hope that's ok.



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:45pm
every time you swear baby jesus cries.



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:46pm
I can't consume benzoate.



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:50pm
danny sanchez lost his/her sublime t-shirt in a tractor accident last may.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 23,2004 11:51pm
i hope your mom gets aids and i get #666



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:51pm
sticky buns.



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:53pm
my mom is a monkey fucking a.i.d.s.-faced slut.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 23,2004 11:53pm
i know a guy with no arms from a tractor accident. they call him captain hook



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:54pm
oh, and she's single, too.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 23,2004 11:54pm
could it be????



toggletoggle post by AASSUUCCKK at Aug 23,2004 11:54pm
i think you just got 666



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 23,2004 11:55pm
shit silky got 666. asshole.



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toggletoggle post by $ilky at Aug 23,2004 11:55pm
I totally got it. time to go fuck my mom.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 23,2004 11:58pm
you suck i had 665 and 667. time for me to go fuck you mom too. sloppy 12ths rule.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 24,2004 12:21am
fuck shit piss.

testicle 8, 2, 4.... i left some shitbricks by your door.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 24,2004 2:56am
Dodongo dislikes smoke...



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toggletoggle post by powerkok at Aug 24,2004 12:25pm
12:13:46pm Aug 24,2004-load time 8.74943 secs/14 queries



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 24,2004 1:47pm


whoops... I dropped a nuke.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 25,2004 3:26am
i own this board at 3 am.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 25,2004 11:26am
i predict 1,000 posts by the end of september



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 25,2004 1:21pm
hot pockets are the shit



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 25,2004 1:32pm
im sick of hot pockets. is it bad that i have not so much as stepped foot outside my house in 72 hours?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 26,2004 9:13am
hot pockets rule, end of discussion! JUST KIDDING

keep it going...

my favorite hot pocket flavors: ham and cheese, pepperoni, chicken melt



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 26,2004 10:41am
if i'm in my house for more than like 8 hours i go crazy



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 26,2004 1:05pm
7-11 has round hot pockets that they heat on the hot dog rotator things.... they are the shit.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 26,2004 1:31pm
i got ham and cheese at my house not too bad
but my fav if pepperoni
hot pockets are amazing when you're high



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 26,2004 1:53pm
hot pockets are amazing when you're hungry at all.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 26,2004 2:18pm
i like the cheddar and cheese croisant pocket better and i like the pizza ones. the new chicken cassidilla ones are good too. i am just so lazy and i make so many of them i am starting to get sick of them. just like i cant eat ramen noddles anymore either.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you at Aug 26,2004 3:53pm



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toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 27,2004 4:59pm
i <3 ho-bags



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 28,2004 12:46am
Hot Pockets taste so good that I think they are one of the few foods that don't taste any better high because they can't get any better. My favorite flavors are Philly Cheese Steak, Ham And Cheese, and Meatball And Mozzerella, in that order.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 28,2004 1:05am
i have a hot pocket.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 28,2004 12:58pm
tasty



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toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 29,2004 5:48pm
R. kelly pisses on 13 year old chics.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 29,2004 5:55pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 29,2004 5:55pm



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 29,2004 5:56pm



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toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 29,2004 6:20pm
i got posts 300, 600, and 700
















toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Aug 29,2004 7:39pm
is that why you posted the same thing a whole lot of times??



toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 29,2004 7:43pm
no it was supposed to be a bunch of different pictures but i guess theyre not gonna work. its sucks cause those were some funny fuckin pictures



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toggletoggle post by assuck at Aug 30,2004 12:54pm
sucks for that guy



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 30,2004 1:12pm
hahaah that picture is sick!



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 30,2004 1:22pm
swamplorddvm said:



this pic changes everyday



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 31,2004 2:23pm
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:33pm
why do all nickelback songs have the same tune?



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toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:39pm
Holding down the Ctrl key and pressing D on your keyboard will bring up a surprise



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:39pm
The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola was Perriwinkle Blue



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:39pm

Click here to enlarge The only country whose name begins with an A but doesn't end in an A is Afghanastan



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:40pm
Brazil got it's name from the nut, not the other way around



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:41pm
Average speed of Heinz ketchup from the mouth of an opened bottle: 25 miles per year



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:41pm
There is a 1 in 685,000 chance that you will accidentally drown in your own bath



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:42pm
The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene



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toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 1,2004 12:46pm
i'm sorry you all had to see that baby penis



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll at Sep 1,2004 2:17pm
i thought it was a three-legged baby



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 1,2004 3:51pm
wow ben, you have way too much free time on your hands today.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 2,2004 11:04am
not surprisingly, i have too much free time all the time. even with a job, i have too much time on my hands.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 2,2004 11:27am
skim skoom skam...



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 2,2004 11:29am
i dont know where that pms picture came from, cause i sure as hell didnt post it.



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 2,2004 11:31am
oh i get it. the picture was the guy with the belly button tattoo, but it was picture of the day on corporatedump.com, so i bet if i go to corporate dump now, it'll be the pms picture. hooray for another picture changing everyday. not only is this thread neverending, its progressive!



toggletoggle post by assuck at Sep 2,2004 11:32am
i was right!



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toggletoggle post by ASSUCK at Sep 5,2004 11:16am
why was this on the third page?


SLACKERS



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK at Sep 5,2004 11:19am
Pickled herrings were invented in 1375



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK at Sep 5,2004 11:19am
Camels milk does not curdle



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK at Sep 5,2004 11:20am
camel toe, on the other hand...



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK at Sep 5,2004 11:21am
During it's lifetime an oyster changes its sex from male to female and back several times



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK at Sep 5,2004 11:21am
Shirley Temple always had 56 curls in her hair