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best movie ever made. Trust me. I had to watch it 10 times before I got the subtle and understated genius of this movie. It is BRILLIANT!!!

you guys think I'm kidding. Me and two friends watched this movie 3 times in a row last night. It is BRILLIANT

""A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and HITLER, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.""

and the best part is, they're not even hard rock. They sound like LOVERBOY!!! Genius!!!!!!!!

....and yes, Hitler is totally in the movie. AND he gets turned into a zombie at the end (but not before he fucks Eva Braun in front of his own grandkids, BEST MOVIE EVER)

I saw this movie about 5 years ago, and it had been completely removed form my memory till right now. Wish it would have stayed removed.

you fail at movie liking

This sounds brilliant. I can't wait to make my wife sit through it while I pound beers and laugh hysterically.

bennyhillifier

Street Angel is the best song in the movie

hahahaha was it my fault? i own a copy of this and have for many years.

Cassie has some very sexy and full eyebrowz!

She probably has a bin ladens beard sized winter-bush too, w/ any hope

Yeti - It may be. I know I watched it at that apartment.

Did we watch it the same night that we watched Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)???

I thought it sucked. The midget looks kinda like the midget from Seinfeld, but totally isn't, total rip off.

Black Roses + Trick Or Treat or GTFO!

Cassie's eyebrows are EPIC. Its like she shaved her pussy, split the hair pile in two and glued each half to her face.

There were two midgets and Hard Rock Zombies pre-dates Seinfeld by 5 years.

the Heavy Rollers are way better than Black Roses. At least they wrote their own songs and didnt need Fastway to play for them.

and probably a full ass muff too

I've been putting off black roses. Maybe I'll watch it tuesday.

Wonder how it sounds....