I've not been able to look at this board too much this week.
did I miss anything? dish the dirt and give me the highlights.
all I remember from this week is that abbath's boyfriend is an anal alien sperm donating machine.

Powerkok invented a time machine, The new ascendancy cd came out, and I made fun of seemless

wow.. that seems like a pretty full week.
I bet hoser's taint is still packed full of sour-path-kids

i'm still waiting for hoser to post about what's going on with his penis

and of course..i was gonna update joe on some stuff and i come back from getting aaron and i coffee and joe is gone

sigh

uhh... im sorry, but it seems that you guys have overlooked the most important happening of the week... MY FUCKING ARRIVAL!! come on guys & gals.. get with it would ya?! hahaha

a new born?
you are still covered in afterbirth.

yeah dood... i fuckin choked on the cord on the way out, so i decided to use it for bungee-jumping!

the_reverend said:

you're not suppose to tell anyone about us remember?! now i'm gonna have succubus kicking my ass now

i think a few people hung themselves.

davyp is dead
josh hates you is dead
deadhooker is dead
small brown rat fuck missed his vein
i think borm so vile is dead
powerkok and hoser came out of the closet
some anonymous poter talked alot of shit

some kid's cat threw up on him.

anonymous said:


hahahahaha

Abbath said:

hahahaha
we all know he's not talking about himself...i guess you missed where he made fun of your for the alien thing
heh

oh yeah and everyone hated on meshuggah because I posted the release date for their upcoming cd.

succubus said:


hahahahahaha i did, i just couldn't think of anything witty


and nick that my cat puked on me

Quorthon died.


THE HAUNTED signed to Century Media.

Some anonymous poster was murdered when his identity was revealed.
hoser and powerkok put him in the closet and starved him until he begged to eat our manchoade and poop.

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=7009

man, if you and hoser grew moutaches and taked with foreign accents,
I would piss my pants.

The Dissector demo came out.

succubus said:

deadhooker was busy killing davyp, josh hates you, small brown rat fuck, born so vile, and trying to get hoser and powerkok to church before they burn in hell for the sins they have commited

Everyone should buy Malignancy - Motivated By Hunger.

I FOUND A BASSIST FOR MY BAND FINALLY!!!!!! \M/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the_reverend said:

I'm pissing my pants right now.

No, nothing interesting happened.

BornSoVile said:



I sell these in my distro, you cheap muthafukka's!


Also, buy the new ASCENDANCY CD from me.