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New site? Maybe some day. 
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For me it was 5 months and 13 days (one bang) then 6 months and 3 days.
Anyone want to beat that? |
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Not as long as you, chump |
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That happens when you get em pregnant rev. Good thing she's not on this board any more to see you post that or it will be longer next time.
My longest was probably a month tops. |
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Right now I'm getting close to tying my record dry spell of 8 months (less than a month away) and this one is definitely going to go way longer than 8 months, no doubt in my mind. |
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Always glistening like morning dew. Never a dry spell |
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2.5 years, but mostly due to personal choice |
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I try not to count. It's depressing. |
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| Good thing she's not on this board any more to see you post that or it will be longer next time. |
It will be longer since that space is vacant. |
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Haha hun, it wasnt that long. |
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Virgin status, yo. Saving myself for marriage. Hate away. |
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I think it was a year and a half cue the sad trombone :( |
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Right around 6 months. At month 3, you forget what it feels like to get laid. Then once you have it again, it's all you think about. Fucking pussies? How do they work? |
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I'm always like that with them. I truly have no clue. Heck, with boobs it's even worse... I just bat at them like a kitten. |
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Just give it up and stick to sucking cock. |
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well, I could take your path I guess. |
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Tom, just whip out the hard number 9 |
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| Right around 6 months. At month 3, you forget what it feels like to get laid. Then once you have it again, it's all you think about. Fucking pussies? How do they work? |
I've never understood this. I remember exactly what sex is like pretty clearly. |
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Also, the last time someone started this thread he was in agony over having gone three months, hahaha |
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Lamp seems like the kind of man that'd spit in the asshole and call the girl a bitch and tell her to shut the fuck up and let him fuck her in the ass.
Right? |
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Last time I had GOOD sex was 4 months ago. Too much falseness abounding these days. |
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Haha yeah. The last girl I banged didn't do any of the work, which is fine, but if you're going to be like that then don't say things like "I fuck like a cougar" or "that just means I did a good job" when I blow my load on you. No, you don't, you didn't do anything. You laid back and took it while I did all the work! Recognize the situation for what it is. |
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please, he's no different than the rest of you organisms. shooting DNA at each other to make babies, i find it offensive! |
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Every load that is blown is genocide. |
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LIFE BEGINS AT EJACULATION |
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This thread is all--
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I don't remember the last time I got laid while not completely drunk. Does that count as a dry spell? |
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I'm surprised this thread isn't saturated in porn. |
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I'm cool with all the porn posting and everything, but can we refrain from quoting dipshit motherfucker extrordinaire MK in the process? |
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| Good thing she's not on this board any more to see you post that or it will be longer next time. |
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Oh, I had no clue. I've been out of the loop for a while.
BILL BRASKEY!!! |
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I got a halfie just from smelling a girl's hair that I didn't know the other day.
It's been awhile. |
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God damn I just did the math.
It's been almost a year and a half since I last did the deed.
Gotten some handies and blowies since then but fuck that's depressing. |
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This thread is making me feel better. |
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I got a halfie just from smelling a girl's hair that I didn't know the other day.
It's been awhile. |
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God damn I just did the math.
It's been almost a year and a half since I last did the deed.
Gotten some handies and blowies since then but fuck that's depressing. |
it's funny I have always found it easier to just get a bitch to fuck you than to get her to just do something selfless like blow you. |
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all seriousness though I'm ugly as hell and out of shape and I drink too much and act like an idiot, and I have barely gone more than a month or two since I was 17. COME ON PEOPLE |
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Gross. I just saw one of my old exes on the commuter rail. She got around after we briefly dated and a bunch of guys were calling her "robeef" because of meatflaps. Anyway, cool story bro. |
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There is no way this is statistically accurate. |
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| all seriousness though I'm ugly as hell and out of shape and I drink too much and act like an idiot, and I have barely gone more than a month or two since I was 17. COME ON PEOPLE |
Perhaps you just see it as being far more worth it to get laid than some of us?
I'm through giving a fuck at this point. It's not worth the headache. |
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God damn I just did the math.
It's been almost a year and a half since I last did the deed.
Gotten some handies and blowies since then but fuck that's depressing. |
it's funny I have always found it easier to just get a bitch to fuck you than to get her to just do something selfless like blow you. |
try not to suck any dicks on your way out to the parking lot |
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| Gross. a bunch of guys were calling her "robeef" because of meatflaps. Anyway, cool story bro. |
I'm robalard and I'm from mars and I eat all sorts of candybars. What's this? An earth fruit? It is yummy and not bad. Wait til I tell the other martians about this. By only eating candybars we don't know what we missed. |
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Surely since the Whiplash show we talked about this you've had success in this area, no?  |
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I was consistently raped through out my childhood.... so I don't think I've ever gone more then 2 months without sex. |
 
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