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one to screw in the bulb, and 4 to say "I was into this shit BEFORE they added all them fancy lightbulbs, you posers"

When do I ever say shit like that? Your arrested.

YOU'RE arrested, you illiterate bastard

One more to say "old news" to the 4

And another to call lightbulbs gay, then delve into how vital Thomas Edison was to modern society.

ONLY PRE FLUORESCENT LIGHTBULBS ARE REAL! These new ones just don't make the same clear, excellent light as the old ones. Fuck walmart, and their commercialization of the entire lightbulb industry.

Fuck you, I was writing acoustic guitar riffs by candlelight long before you even knew what a desklamp was.

This is more accurate than the OP

Pffffft

Posting threads with Aril's name is the easy cop-out for trolls. I expect better.

Fuck Edison. Only Tesla was real.

What's funny is that I changed two light bulbs on sunday.

1 ARIL
2 LIGHTBULBS

FUCK YOU

MOAR LIEK 2 LIGHTBULBS 1 ARIL AMEYERITE?

wrong all of you

the correct answer is aril is too busy being every troll on rttp to have time to change a light bulb

It's funny you say that, troll. It's true. The "energy saver" lightbulbs are actually worse for the environment. They contain subtle amounts of mercury. People throw them out and overtime, the mercury will leak into the ground water.

If the government didn't steal Tesla's work after his death, aril would have become a steam-powered juggernaut that torments 5th grade classrooms across the nation by looking into the windows during history class and saying OLD NEWS, CHALKBOARD REPOST

It amazes me, anon, how much free time you'd think i'd have to accomplish such a feat. In essence, you're anonymous and trolling at the moment, thereby cancelling out your hypothesis and contradicting yourself.
I'm nowhere close to being all the trolls on this site, but can give you a list of who is who. I have esoteric knowledge of which trolls are what, but due to Dwyer's "Trolling Ethics" guide written in 1345 BC, I won't publically disclose that information on this board.

Aril was better as an embryo. The fetus was kind of cool but I'm not much for his postnatal developments.

We are still celestial embryotic beings, waiting to be born on another plane.

Warming up for the Cynic gig?

No, longing for you to warm me up.

That can be arranged for a nominal fee.

This topic is bananas.