you will remember this day for all eternity because i commanded you to.

everything you have ever done in your entire lives in meaningless compared to this day, october 12th, 2011.

i say this because i am the god of october 12th, 2011. risen from my exile below the earth's crust to take hold on this calendar date. i will make you remember how it felt when you brushed your teeth. when you took a shit. when you masturbated. when you ate lunch. when you socialized with your friends. when you ran errands. when you worked. when you went to school. you will hear the voice of october 12th, 2011 haunting you, reminding you of the day. reminding you.

and when october 13th, 2011 strikes, i will return to my exile. but until then, you are in the grip of october 12th, 2011. repent.

are you assholes unaware of the prophecies i have unleashed unto you

it's fucking october 12th, 2011. start commemorating now or horrible things are going to happen. i have the power.

Black Pyramid or GTFO

man, ive made threads out of boredom before, but this OP takes the cake

tl;dr

exile is a boring place. think of it.

you spend an eternity waiting for one day. you hear that day pulsing through your brain over and over again. october 12, 2011.

when you get it, you want to do nothing but unleash hell. right now as we speak i'm committing unspeakable evils unto the world! but i know this opportunity will not come again.

you will remember october 12th, 2011 because i have commanded you to. it is all part of my plan to make sure my legacy lives on because my eternity of exile is about to return until i go through the universal order of bureaucracy and have a new date assigned to me. thousands of years later.

you will face hell for this day because i have to suffer through this.

Yeah, but thread brought the lulz.

you fools! you shant not laugh at me. i am the god of october 12th, 2011, do you hear me?

i was the one responsible for the mild inconveniences you suffered this morning, this afternoon, and most certainly this evening.

my appetite for making you remember the things that bothered you on this day has only increased as the day goes by. i am filled with more and more power as we progress towards a greater understanding of each other. you understand my power and what i stand for and i understand your pain!

mere mortals...

real fans stay home and remember other magical gods, such as the god of december 14th, 1997