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returntothepit >> discuss >> the *official* tell me why Draize are a bunch of F-word N-word cunting faggots thread by goatcatalyst on Oct 11,2011 3:30pm
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toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 11,2011 3:30pm
Your gloves... please remove them



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 11,2011 3:32pm
FUCK THOSE RABBIT EYES



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 11,2011 4:11pm edited Oct 11,2011 4:16pm
Ah geez. I'm actually in the middle of a civilized email exchange between Draize and myself.... the first two emails have been civilized at least. So for now, at least, the gloves stay on and I'll give my timeline of events.

A while back Tom Draize booked a show with some touring bands we were interested in playing in. Sean emailed him asking if we could play, and instead of a simple no thanks we got an explanation about after consulting with "the Boston underground punk rock hardcore scene" he came to the consensus that people would boycott the show if we played it. His reasoning was that we were "lyrically and conversationally offensive" to the degree that his constituency would rather miss the show entirely than just sit outside while we played.

Sean's reply was along the lines of "Don't.you.think.you're.being.a.little.dramatic.bro?" There had been a point in time when our band had harbored the PC Police's most wanted. But since the one guy they actually had a problem with had been long gone from our band we felt as though we were owed an explanation. That explanation never came, as Draize blew off the email.

Fast forward a few months and Jonah shows planetary sized balls and books us on a basement show with Ramming Speed. The PC community went up in arms over it. I visit the Lemmingtrail board and see the Democracy Center goons calling us a bunch of women hating monsters and pieces of shit. Various friends stood up for us with mixed results, but all in all they seemed appeased that certain people weren't in our band anymore. I went ahead and posted on buttdarttrail myself saying that I don't know/care what everyone's problem is, and that I'm willing to hear any lingering grievances. The show ruled. No problems. And as expected nobody had anything smart to say.

We played with Disaster Strikes a few weeks later at another basement spot. This time I'm actually convinced that the drama is over with. Lo and behold, after the show I find out that a friend of ours walked into a roundtable discussion on what pieces of shit we are, sponsored by none other than the Democracy Center. She very politely tried to stand up for us, and was shouted down by a bunch of people who are supposed to respect women more than we do.

Maybe Draize is/isn't the cause of all this (spoiler: he's not). But he works at a place where my girlfriend buys overpriced vegan ice cream and I've been having way too much fun making raspberry truffle jokes and intentionally misfiling the new Draize record into the world music section at Armageddon.





toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 11,2011 4:24pm
For the record, I think Draize is actually a pretty sweet band based off their music. It bums me out that there's one less band that I'd actually like to see, but won't. I'll take Lamp's word that the new record is really good. I can't find it, so I wouldn't know lolololololz.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 11,2011 4:24pm
Is it new? I've had it for like, a year.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 11,2011 4:26pm
PanzerBastard / INTHESHIT split

DO IT



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 11,2011 4:34pm



toggletoggle post by draize mays hayes at Oct 11,2011 4:36pm
biggy biggy biggy give me one more chance



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Oct 11,2011 4:36pm
LULZ @ SMC's spacebar woes



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 11,2011 4:42pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
For the record, I think Draize is actually a pretty sweet band based off their music. It bums me out that there's one less band that I'd actually like to see, but won't.
This is exactly what I wanted to read in this thread. Basically what I was thinking I wouldn't find in this thread. Good story bro.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 11,2011 4:46pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
PanzerBastard / INTHESHIT split

DO IT


I don't show up for practice. But I'm assuming we have several releases planned with bands poised to break up/get fired from Caldors so they can't record anything, so I don't know if we can do it, bro.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 11,2011 4:47pm
lol @ Caldor's



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 11,2011 4:56pm
only because we're both hated by PC jerks for no reason....well except the fact that we're racist womanizing assholes...but aside from that



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 11,2011 5:06pm
hmm maybe I'll book a Draize, INTHESHIT, Crippling Fear, Ramming Speed show



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 11,2011 5:23pm
Yeah, good fucking luck with that.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Oct 11,2011 5:26pm
I met that faggot once in boston. He was condescending as hell. Most likely for my leather jacketed appearence and extra meat pizza i was consuming at the time.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Oct 11,2011 5:48pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
hmm maybe I'll book a Draize, INTHESHIT, Crippling Fear, Ramming Speed show


for good measure, sepuku would be interested in playing this show as well. I mean, it would only be the most logical move seeing as Im the reason for the democnazi centers hatred for INTHESHIT.

when in all honesty, all I did was email the "page" a list of shows to the band had coming up to which the reply was something along the lines of "you guys have the most offensive, degrading, and oppressive lyrics ive ever heard". at such point, I was confused because I didnt know we HAD lyrics, I nicely asked for them if they knew them. a reply back from "them" involved condescending remarks to which I took offense and told them to go enjoy their life "living off your parents money" followed up with a question as to their rank in the PC police, with a nice "cunt" addition for maximum effect.

SF circa 2000 called, they want their uber pc, sand filled vagina back.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Oct 11,2011 7:06pm
Never heard of draize till this thread. Looks like they share a drummer with Living Void who shares a bass player with Revocation. My conclusion: Wouldn't Revocation be awesome if either Patrick Stewart, Patrick Swayze or Neil Patrick Harris was in the band?



toggletoggle post by Bloblovesmusic at Oct 11,2011 7:07pm
Patrick Stewart in a metal or hardcore band?! Fuck yes!



toggletoggle post by Patrick Stewart at Oct 11,2011 7:13pm
ENGAGE!



toggletoggle post by slarilliusnomaamarktourosismyancientcatalystalot at Oct 11,2011 7:39pm
patrick duffy or gtfo



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 11,2011 7:57pm
"Democracy for all! Censorship for whoever the fuck we feel like!"
Cool ideology, bro.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 11,2011 8:04pm
Boston is a breeding ground for douches who flock from all over the place to hide inside their scene and not have to listen to or tolerate anyone else, ever. That's pretty much what I perceive the Democracy Center to be in a nutshell.

Can't we all just get along?



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Oct 11,2011 8:10pm
No.



toggletoggle post by LampBALLS redux at Oct 11,2011 8:10pm
Yes.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Oct 11,2011 8:17pm
Getting along is faggot shit.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 11,2011 8:47pm
Thread makes me glad I live in NH. I would NOT make friends and influence folks in Boston.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Oct 12,2011 12:04am
I HATE MIKE BLURNZ.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 12,2011 1:45am
I blame the democracy center for Throwing Shrapnel's unjust ban from The Chopping Block. Or maybe Kenny Lanning, not really sure.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 12,2011 1:49am
Ugh, good grief.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 12,2011 1:57am
thread delivered



kinda wish Nightbitch was on these fruits' radar, given our role in the raw furniture market



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 12,2011 3:30am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
PanzerBastard / INTHESHIT split

DO IT


Put us on your cd release show bro and deal is done



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 12,2011 7:46am
You guys can def do the EP release show part 2: Sat Dec 17th...@ PT 109. Put it together! For the Worse have to be on it. Possibly Ashers too cause they're on the show the night before with us and FTW in Worcester.





toggletoggle post by burnsy at Oct 12,2011 10:02am
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
I HATE MIKE BLURNZ.

You're just jealous that I invented the blurnz beat.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 12,2011 10:09am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
For the Worse have to be on it.


pass.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 12,2011 10:55am
Somewhere Booley just shed a single tear



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Oct 12,2011 10:58am
Bloblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
Patrick Stewart in a metal or hardcore band?! Fuck yes!


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 12,2011 11:26am
whiskey_weed_and_women said[orig][quote]
Somewhere Booley just shed a single tear


he's been all cried out since I told him Bones Brigade sucked.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 12,2011 12:26pm
It was me Austin, it was me all along! -Kenny Lanning upon removing his Tom Draize mask at INTHESHIT's upcoming show at the Democracy Center.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 12,2011 12:28pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
whiskey_weed_and_women said[orig][quote]
Somewhere Booley just shed a single tear


he's been all cried out since I told him Bones Brigade sucked.


Come on, really?

If you're implying that For the Worse sucks, I agree 100%. But Bones Brigade?



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 12,2011 7:53pm
Haha



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 12,2011 8:10pm
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
I blame the democracy center for Throwing Shrapnel's unjust ban from The Chopping Block. Or maybe Kenny Lanning, not really sure.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 12,2011 8:11pm
If anyone has seen that guy smoking crack and overflowing toilets, then Wren's theory could be true.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 12,2011 8:37pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
But Bones Brigade?


Since I'm not dropping Draize bombs in this thread I might as well tell a different story. One of the dudes in Bones Brigade myspace-ed my ex-girlfriend once (Pro-Tip: dating a slutty girl who leaves her email wide open is its own reality show) and asked if he could interest her in a 4 way: him, his gf, her, and me. Specifically mentioning me. To this day I've never met any of those dudes. But apparently my dick tastes like pizza.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 12,2011 9:07pm
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