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returntothepit >> discuss >> LET'S ALL WELCOME RTTP'S NEWEST MEMBER: MAIDENOFMETAL by RTTP GREETER on Sep 1,2011 4:55pm
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toggletoggle post by RTTP GREETER at Sep 1,2011 4:55pm
Hi MaidenOfMetal. How are you? The bands listed in your profile are totally killer. Welcome to the site. How can we assist in furthering your interests in metal?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 1,2011 4:57pm
OP was born to fuck.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 4:58pm
Born to be Mild



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Sep 1,2011 5:00pm
I highly respect people who put the word metal in their name.It let's me know what they're here for.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 1,2011 5:01pm
I will henceforth be known as MANOFFREEWEEDANDPIZZA



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 1,2011 5:11pm
rttp all over that internet vagina



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 1,2011 5:18pm
i hope MaidenofMetal can live up to BlackMetalLady.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 5:18pm
nothing ever will :/



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 1,2011 5:19pm
Nikiphetamine has been DELETED.



toggletoggle post by Blessed Offal NLI at Sep 1,2011 5:27pm
only fuckface ninja retard is real



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 1,2011 5:29pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Nikiphetamine has been DELETED.


Wrengasm banged her right off the internet.



toggletoggle post by Wrengasm at Sep 1,2011 5:36pm
Hi Samantha. (maidenofmetal)



toggletoggle post by Wrengasm at Sep 1,2011 5:38pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Nikiphetamine has been DELETED.


Wrengasm banged her right off the internet.


Nah, I haven't banged her, YET. But she did agree to let me smell her hair.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 5:38pm edited Sep 1,2011 5:42pm
Hi Josh.



toggletoggle post by Wrengasm at Sep 1,2011 5:41pm
Hi Tom.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 5:42pm
<3



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 1,2011 5:51pm
guys be nice, I know who she is and she's not that kind of girl.

:whiteknight:



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 1,2011 6:25pm
She'd be cooler if she had a dick.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 1,2011 6:27pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
She'd be cooler if she had a dick.


Attached or in the difficult brown?



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 1,2011 6:33pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
She'd be cooler if she had a dick.



www.shemalestrokers.com



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 1,2011 6:34pm
Also, in the great words of KPANZER, "It's not a dick, it's a handle for you to hold while you fuck her in the ass."



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 1,2011 6:37pm
If docking with an attractive Brazilian shemale is wrong, I don't wanna be right.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Sep 1,2011 6:37pm
Huh, I guessed right about who this MaidenOMetal is. And yes, I gotta go into "Play nice" whiteknight mode as well on this one. Wouldn't have guessed Wrengasm's identity were it not for this thread.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 1,2011 6:40pm
Pull up the fucking rope ladder! No chicks aloud!



toggletoggle post by daps at Sep 1,2011 6:45pm
man. you guys should just name this site "return to the dick"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 1,2011 6:56pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
She'd be cooler if she had a dick.


Attached or in the difficult brown?


FOR. THE. WIN.

nothing compares



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Sep 1,2011 7:53pm
2 U



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 1,2011 8:08pm



toggletoggle post by return to the tits at Sep 1,2011 9:47pm
well clearly you can see where this post is going to go with my FUCKING GOD DAMN SCREEN NAME THAT FUCKS ALL KINDS OF FUCK

GOD DAMN I AM RIPTURNED TO THE TITS BITCHTITS BITCHES TITS HOLY ASSCLOWN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN BEFORE I POUND YOU IN THE BROWN

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU!?!?!?

cuntits



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 2,2011 7:32am
"play nice"? THROW 'EM TO THE WOLVES!!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 2,2011 9:12am
A woman? When do I get to run her off?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 2,2011 1:30pm
Fintroll... sounds made up.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Sep 2,2011 2:51pm
Hey what's up girl maybe we can drink Cosmopolitans and do each others' toenails and watch The Bridges of Madison County after a sweet Arch Enemy show sometime



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 2,2011 3:36pm
^ XD



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 2,2011 4:46pm
Girls have cooties.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 2,2011 4:55pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Girls have cooters.




ReturnToTheClit or GTFO



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2011 4:58pm
that is lovely looking vagina right there.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 2,2011 6:58pm
I think it lacks character.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 2,2011 7:02pm



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