I've had a real fake job for the past two years, and now my real fake managers have decided to move me to a real fake call center for some cross training for the real fake peak of incoming calls that we have here at the real fake state of New York. Now I'm real fake fucking bored as shit and I can't actually do any real fake work so as I don't get distracted from my real fake duties, ever vigilent for the next tech-tard taxpayer who doesn't know what the big blue E on his desktop stands for...

So what have I missed for the past two years? Hmm?

Only this thread is real fake

Dicks and bros, wildly gesticulating juggalos.

Heath Ledger died, Finntroll is everyone's favorite band, and lots of homoerotic arguments about the validity of black metal.

all trolls is aril, and everyone has allergies

tanks are raviolis

The rise of Bova, more CDSO pay-to-play bullshit, Sethtroll came back from Australia, reimroc went away and came back. Lots of Rebecca Black threads.

oh, and Deafheaven sucks

and Killer Wail broke up

And Liturgy is transcending everyone -- in a completely gay way.

Jesus turned black who turned half white and turned to Obama. Is he even still president?

HEATH LEDGER DIED!?!?!?!

hulk hogan had sex with a dude.

there is strong evidence that russia develops time travel

happened while he was shooting the Avengers.

HULK HOGAN HAD SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER?!?!?!

HEATH LEDGER SHOT THE AVENGERS?!?!?! ALL OF THEM?! EVEN JIMMY WOO?!?