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returntothepit >> discuss >> Complete Hipster List: the Anti-Hipster Thread by Hipster List on Aug 8,2011 11:33pm

post by Hipster List at Aug 8,2011 11:33pm

This is an attempt to make music fans aware of the hipster bands out there ruining music with their phony antics. Make this list complete, long and true. Ill start things off.

Ruin Lust
Sunn o
Earth
Howl
Wolves in the Throne Room
Noose
The Body
Thrillhouse
Krieg
Black Pyramid
Nachtmystium
Dropdead
Paranthropus
Tori Amos

post by Hipster List at Aug 8,2011 11:34pm

This is the only way to stop the madness. Expose it at the roots.

post by Alx_Casket

at Aug 8,2011 11:36pm

I clicked on this thread expecting to see names, not bands. OP is a pussy.

post by largefreakatzero at Aug 8,2011 11:36pm

How 'bout start your own band, book your own shows, and only book bands you like?

post by bloblovesmusic at Aug 8,2011 11:43pm

But Thrillhouse, Black Pyramid, and The Body is better than most "non-hipster" bands

post by goatcatalyst

at Aug 8,2011 11:46pm

Get a fishtank, faggot. A hobby - you could use one

post by Lamp

at Aug 8,2011 11:47pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha at Dropdead being a hipster band

SOMEONE has no sense of history!

post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 8,2011 11:58pm

Only Tori Amos is real.

post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 9,2011 12:05am

phil collins has been noted to influence stoner/doom bands, does this make him a hipster?

post by Lamp

at Aug 9,2011 12:12am

bobnomaamrooney said	[orig][quote]
Only Tori Amos is real.

Tori Amos is the worst shit I have ever heard in my entire life.

No exaggeration. The WORST shit. EVER.

post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 9,2011 12:17am

Lamp said

[orig][quote]

bobnomaamrooney said	[orig][quote]
Only Tori Amos is real.

Tori Amos is the worst shit I have ever heard in my entire life.

No exaggeration. The WORST shit. EVER.

I wouldn't call her the worst, then again she's permanently filed under "Don't care enough to listen to in order to form an opinion on" in my brain.

post by arilliusbm

at Aug 9,2011 12:34am

Tori Amos has an interesting cover of Raining Blood. Also, her Smells like Teen Spirit cover is interesting as well. I don't see what's so bad about her (not a huge fan, mind you), but I can respect a musician who puts heart into their music, and it seems like she does.

post by the_reverend

at Aug 9,2011 1:55am

I heard that black pyramid used to like hatebreed

post by late_rising at Aug 9,2011 4:43am

come on, nobody ever liked hatebreed

post by ark at Aug 9,2011 8:08am

late_rising said	[orig][quote]
come on, nobody ever liked hatebreed

i wish this was the case

post by arilliusbm

at Aug 9,2011 8:59am

Now is the timmmme. Something something wipe that spit from you faceeee

post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 9,2011 9:09am

its funny that Thrillhouse is on there considering Sly and Craig are nowhere near hipster-ish

post by RichHorror

at Aug 9,2011 9:10am

Don't play KC's Tap, Champion's Cafe, Midway Cafe and O'Briens Pub exclusively = hipster

post by Mutis

at Aug 9,2011 9:20am

If it's not hipsters, its just going to be some other metal impostor. Make a gay manowar album cover about it.

post by RichHorror

at Aug 9,2011 9:21am

Playing in front of more than 20 people on a regular basis = hipster

post by Mutis

at Aug 9,2011 9:26am

What's more than 20 people look like?

post by RichHorror

at Aug 9,2011 9:27am

A tank. AKA doesn't exist.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Aug 9,2011 9:36am

tuning guitars = irredeemably hipster

post by arktouros at Aug 9,2011 9:38am

goatcatalyst said	[orig][quote]
Get a fish[REDACTED], faggot.

post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 9,2011 9:46am

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
Tori Amos has an interesting cover of Raining Blood. Also, her Smells like Teen Spirit cover is interesting as well. I don't see what's so bad about her (not a huge fan, mind you), but I can respect a musician who puts heart into their music, and it seems like she does.

Like I said, when it comes to her music my stereo has been

...puts on sunglasses...

silent all these years.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 10:06am

RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said	[orig][quote]
its funny that Thrillhouse is on there considering Sly and Craig are nowhere near hipster-ish

post by aaron_michael

at Aug 9,2011 10:12am

Hipster%20List said	[orig][quote]
Black Pyramid Dropdead Tori Amos

Wut? I know the last listing was meant to be funny in a dumb troll post, but wut? Couldn't you have at least come up with someone relevant to today's known music to at LEAST relate it to being "hipsterish"?
You would have gotten more laughs with Britney Spears.

Troll fail. Drive off a cliff.

post by Pires at Aug 9,2011 10:15am

FuckIsMySignature said

[orig][quote]

RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said	[orig][quote]
its funny that Thrillhouse is on there considering Sly and Craig are nowhere near hipster-ish

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Aug 9,2011 10:20am

hipsterdom increases by degrees of how closely you know someone, lol

post by Lamp nli at Aug 9,2011 10:41am

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
Tori Amos has an interesting cover of Raining Blood. Also, her Smells like Teen Spirit cover is interesting as well. I don't see what's so bad about her (not a huge fan, mind you), but I can respect a musician who puts heart into their music, and it seems like she does.

Who cares if someone puts their heart and soul into their music if the music sucks?

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 10:46am

Lamp%20nli said	[orig][quote]
Who cares if someone puts their heart and soul into their music if the music sucks?

i dunno.. maybe the person who wrote the music?

post by TORID ANUS at Aug 9,2011 10:51am

HEY FAGGOTS TORPID PHALLUS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER -FUCKING CRUCIFY FUCK YOU

post by PETA at Aug 9,2011 11:06am

WE SUPPORT ALL BITCHES

post by hipsterpolice at Aug 9,2011 11:11am

tinselteeth
the body
lightningbolt
rammingspeed

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 11:22am

only Scaphism is hipster.

post by Lamp nli at Aug 9,2011 11:24am

FuckIsMySignature said

[orig][quote]

Lamp%20nli said	[orig][quote]
Who cares if someone puts their heart and soul into their music if the music sucks?

i dunno.. maybe the person who wrote the music?

Exactly, and why should any of us care about them?

Also, I guess I like a lot of hipster bands.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 11:27am

different people like different things.

post by sergio valiquez at Aug 9,2011 11:36am

http://youtu.be/jbTI7eWaQbk

post by Czarnobog at Aug 9,2011 11:38am

huey lewis is the last honest rocker.

post by Lamp nli at Aug 9,2011 11:55am

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
different people like different things.

No shittin', eh?

post by guest at Aug 9,2011 11:57am

any band from providence

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 11:59am

Lamp%20nli said

[orig][quote]

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
different people like different things.

No shittin', eh?

MINDBLOWING.

post by Mutis

at Aug 9,2011 12:08pm

DIFFERENT THINGS IS DIFFERENT.

THE MOAR YOU NO

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 12:11pm

No-ing is the whole battle.

post by Lamp nli at Aug 9,2011 12:34pm

I always preferred blind mowing.

post by SELLOUT at Aug 9,2011 12:38pm

I SOLD THE RIGHTS TO MY MUZIK TO KELLOGS AND SAILOR JERRY IS REAL

post by Brutal Truth at Aug 9,2011 12:49pm

OP is hipster.

post by richhorror

at Aug 9,2011 12:55pm

aaron_michael said

[orig][quote]

Hipster%20List said	[orig][quote]
Black Pyramid Dropdead Tori Amos

ITT: Dropdead is irrelevant.

post by Blessed_Offal at Aug 9,2011 2:45pm

Lamp said

[orig][quote]

bobnomaamrooney said	[orig][quote]
Only Tori Amos is real.

Limp Bizkit is the worst shit I have ever heard in my entire life.

No exaggeration. The WORST shit. EVER.

facksed

post by kevin fitz at Aug 9,2011 3:27pm

i didn't get why dropdead is on there...like saying discharge
is hipster because all the crustys have their patches?

post by ark at Aug 9,2011 3:31pm

Rttp 101: understanding trolls

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 3:34pm

ark said	[orig][quote]
Rttp 101: understanding trolls

That part of my text book was missing when it was provided at orientation. Can I get a Cliff's Notes version somewhere?

post by ark at Aug 9,2011 3:47pm

Should have been in your relapse grab bag

post by CIL PHOLLINS at Aug 9,2011 10:07pm

Randy_Marsh said	[orig][quote]
phil collins has been noted to influence stoner/doom bands, does this make him a hipster?

YEA I FEEL LIKE CUMMIN IN YOUR HAIR TONIGHT, WHOA NOOO

post by RustyPS

at Aug 9,2011 10:09pm

CIL%20PHOLLINS said

[orig][quote]

Randy_Marsh said	[orig][quote]
phil collins has been noted to influence stoner/doom bands, does this make him a hipster?

YEA I FEEL LIKE CUMMIN IN YOUR HAIR TONIGHT, WHOA NOOO

just cum in his shampoo bottle

post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 9,2011 10:21pm

bennyhillifier

post by Hipster List at Aug 10,2011 12:05am

Faggiiits. Problem is you cant point out any hipsters because, well, your all in the hipster bands I mentioned. Eat Shit Thrillhouse. Eat Shit Howl. Eat Shit Hipsters.

post by frankovhell at Aug 10,2011 12:45am

that faggot plays guitar like avril lavigne

post by KEVORD

at Aug 10,2011 2:46am

post by ANTHIPSTA at Aug 10,2011 9:18am

ALL NEW ENGLAND BLACK METAL BANDS HAVE HIPSTER MEMBERS. DO NOT SUPPORT.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Aug 10,2011 9:57am

^ fully supported

post by hungryhungryhipster at Aug 10,2011 2:59pm

what is a hipster anyway?

post by arktouros at Aug 10,2011 3:13pm

old wooden ship. don't speak it's name.

post by Lamp nli at Aug 10,2011 4:01pm

The scientific name is a "pelvister"

post by URALLGayfaGS at Aug 10,2011 5:48pm

YR ALL FUCKING GAY FAGGOTS YOU KNOW THAT. GO STICK YOUR FAGGOT DICKS IN A FOOD PROCESSER OR SOMETHING FUCK YOU GAY FUCKKERS

post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 10,2011 6:04pm

lol such hostility in todays youth.

post by arilliusbm

at Dec 6,2011 10:56am

bamp

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Dec 7,2011 3:18pm

relevant thread for relevant times

post by hipsterkreig at Dec 7,2011 4:05pm

goatcatalyst said	[orig][quote]
Get a fishtank, faggot. A hobby - you could use one

this coming from a guy who spends 20hours a day posting on rttp

post by _ at Dec 8,2011 2:30am

Hipster Police is RonGSS

post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!

at Dec 8,2011 2:40am

gnarg

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