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The Surrealist Compliment Generator
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Alx_Casket
on Jun 16,2011 9:56am
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post by
Alx_Casket
at Jun 16,2011 9:56am
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
I've been enjoying these for the past 10 minutes.
The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.
Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.
Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.
post by
arktouros
at Jun 16,2011 11:04am
Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below.
post by
arktouros
at Jun 16,2011 11:32am
In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.
post by
Alx_Casket
at Jun 16,2011 11:35am
You wear your breasts like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.
post by
Mutis
at Jun 16,2011 11:57am
Only mislabeling corncob pipes is real.
post by KILLER KADERP at Jun 16,2011 12:58pm
I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
post by
DestroyYouAlot
at Jun 16,2011 2:31pm
post by
Alx_Casket
at Jun 17,2011 3:46pm edited Jun 17,2011 3:46pm
Your beautiful bulgarian bricks stack like the thousand eyes of Estonian potatos, peering amid fuzzy dreams of corrugated cardboard.
This site reminds me of most of goatcatalyst's replies
post by
FuckIsMySignature
at Jun 17,2011 3:47pm
haha i thought the same
post by Will Spanner at Jun 17,2011 6:02pm
Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
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