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returntothepit >> discuss >> Girlfriend Metal on Facebook by bobnomaamrooney on May 26,2011 4:46pm
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at May 26,2011 4:46pm
Girlfriend Metal official Facebook page

Become a fan or (/r/ meme)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2011 4:51pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2011 5:04pm
i like it out of spite.



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at May 26,2011 5:18pm
"Band Interests: Rocking out and seeing lots of girls in the crowd and Wren. "

I lol'd



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 26,2011 5:42pm
The bands listed as girlfriend metal are all soooooo fucking bad too.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at May 26,2011 6:00pm
inb4 Hipster Metal is related



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 26,2011 8:36pm edited May 26,2011 8:37pm
hahahah the bands listed are perfect and true. chicks love watain and the sword.




toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 26,2011 8:40pm
one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at May 26,2011 8:46pm
page is updated



toggletoggle post by RustyPS is on the move at May 26,2011 8:46pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah.
tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 26,2011 9:11pm
hahaha, so appreesh'd



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 26,2011 9:16pm
I hate all of those bands, I must be doing it wrong.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 26,2011 9:21pm
Doom Riders, later Converge, Municipal Waste



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 26,2011 9:30pm
Opeth, Katatonia



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 26,2011 9:34pm
Girlfriend metal is different from mom metal apparently.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS is on the move at May 26,2011 9:43pm
Mom metal = Stryper I thought

am I doing it wrong?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 26,2011 9:55pm
mom metal = bon jovi, heart, poison, etc. of course, Im being bias because im going on what MY mom used to "rock out" to. but my mom also likes the vandals and descendents.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 26,2011 9:55pm
TO HELL WITH THE DEVIIIIIL

I have to put on "girlfriend metal" in the car for my boyfriend. He doesn't like my "screamy shit".



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 26,2011 10:43pm
the most "metal" band my mom enjoys is Led Zeppelin lol



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 27,2011 3:19am
that's hilarious. i luv it.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2011 8:53am
My mom likes country music.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 9:22am
My mom likes power metal.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at May 27,2011 9:44am
My mom's musical tastes are generally lame, but she does support my band, and has even said nice things! Kyle Bigred Katahdin's mom loves Priest though, so she wins.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 27,2011 9:44am
I didn't know people were now dating their mothers



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 27,2011 9:48am
only girlfriends who pretend to like metal at all are real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 27,2011 10:42am
ONLY DICKS AND ABORTIONS ARE REAL



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 27,2011 10:43am
abortion is bro



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 27,2011 10:46am
Most girls I dated got hot in the crotch over Type O Negative.



toggletoggle post by blackoutrik at May 27,2011 2:19pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah.


Not true. I saw 2 hotties makin out at a meshuggah show.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 27,2011 2:27pm
blackoutrik said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah.


Not true. I saw 2 hotties makin out at a meshuggah show.


thats prob more because chicks DO like making out with eachother.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 27,2011 2:32pm
my gf digs meshuggah. eat it.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 27,2011 2:33pm
but i'm sure more chicks like making out with each other than like meshuggah though.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 27,2011 2:34pm
Ark's hot babe--



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by KILLER KADERP at May 27,2011 2:35pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
my gf digs meshuggah. eat it.


I bet she has an 8-string guitar tucked away somewhere, if you catch my drift.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 27,2011 2:37pm
haven't found it yet, i'll look again.



toggletoggle post by blackoutrik at May 27,2011 2:44pm
Or they'll tell you they like it or would like a threesome with you and another chick in the beginning of the relationship.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAGG NLI at May 27,2011 2:49pm
Korpiklanni, Blackguard, Cynic, Satyricon, Abaroth



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2011 6:11pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
Most girls I dated got hot in the crotch over Type O Negative.


Yes but men get equally hot in the crotch for Type O.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at May 27,2011 6:26pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
Most girls I dated got hot in the crotch over Type O Negative.


Most girls in general get hot in the crotch over Type O.

In b4 someone posts those Playgirl pics.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 6:26pm
Dreadful Shadows > Type O

GASP



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 27,2011 6:27pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]

In b4 someone posts those Playgirl pics.


please dont. PLEASE.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 6:39pm
Only The Old Dead Tree is Real ;-)



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2011 6:40pm
No...do.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2011 6:40pm edited May 27,2011 6:41pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Only The Old Dead Tree is Real ;-)





<3



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 6:42pm
also- To/Die/For:



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2011 6:44pm
I also love to/die/for, and older Entwine...though I rarely listen to either anymore.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 6:45pm
I miss good Goth Rock / Metal.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 6:48pm
also, Haggard or GTFO



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 27,2011 7:22pm
meshuggah = anti-girlfriend metal



toggletoggle post by BlessedOffalNLI at May 27,2011 8:08pm
I wish Blessed Offal was girlfriend metal.... IM SO LONELY



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at May 28,2011 11:13am
My girlfriend likes blessed offal.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at May 28,2011 11:19am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Dreadful Shadows > Type O

GASP


Hey, now! Let's not go THAT far.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 28,2011 11:35am
blessed offal is bro.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 28,2011 11:46am
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
meshuggah = anti-girlfriend metal


Haha not true! Now deathspell is most certainly anti-girlfriend metal.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 28,2011 6:40pm
I just posted this in the ghost thread and wanted to add it here: I'm sitting in a pub in Portland, ME and my girlfriend goes "girlfriend metal shirt!" I look over and an old guy has just hobbled in wearing a ghost shirt.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 28,2011 7:18pm
hence, the trend.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at May 30,2011 3:43pm edited May 30,2011 3:43pm



toggletoggle post by BlessedOffalNLI at May 30,2011 4:03pm
AMOROK666 said[orig][quote]
My girlfriend likes blessed offal.
then why am I not famous????



toggletoggle post by ancient master at May 30,2011 6:59pm
I always thought Edge of Sanity was girlfriend metal sounding shit
but its doesnt detract from the fact that it is awesome



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 30,2011 10:24pm



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 31,2011 10:36am
ancient%20master said[orig][quote]
I always thought Edge of Sanity was girlfriend metal sounding shit
but its doesnt detract from the fact that it is awesome



bennyhillifier


i love edge of sanity. my band covered losing myself and we're pretty much girlfriend metal.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at May 31,2011 12:12pm
Indeed we are.



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at May 31,2011 8:00pm
ancient%20master said[orig][quote]
I always thought Edge of Sanity was girlfriend metal sounding shit
but its doesnt detract from the fact that it is awesome



Truth! Crimson 1 was the album that got Preeti into death metal. She HATED suffocation though. We had arguments about it.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 31,2011 9:35pm
Wren got a gf, so Girlfriend Metal has escaped from the Interwebz!



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 31,2011 9:54pm edited May 31,2011 9:55pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]

i love edge of sanity. my band covered losing myself and we're pretty much girlfriend metal.


I always thought the DS abbreviation was a promotional tie-in with Nintendo, and not a reminder that listening to Dreaded Silence will get your dick sucked.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 20,2011 11:40am
Thinking about this one on the train this morning:

post-"While You Were Sleeping" Backstabbers Inc.

Girlfriend metal officially.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 20,2011 11:41am
i_am_not_me said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]

i love edge of sanity. my band covered losing myself and we're pretty much girlfriend metal.


I always thought the DS abbreviation was a promotional tie-in with Nintendo, and not a reminder that listening to Dreaded Silence will get your dick sucked.


hahahahaha, brilliant



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 20,2011 11:52am
Hahaha, Opeth double-confirmed girlfriend metal. My girlfriend's reaction: "So, it's like Dream Theater?" lol



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 20,2011 12:45pm
this thread is sexist



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Jun 21,2011 9:14pm edited Jun 21,2011 9:15pm



toggletoggle post by ghey_faguettes at Jun 21,2011 9:21pm
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]


I lol'd



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jun 21,2011 9:26pm
Just read all the posts on The girlfriend metal page. Hot damn that page's a magnet for retards.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 21,2011 9:28pm
ghey_faguettes said[orig][quote]
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]


I lol'd





toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 21,2011 9:39pm
HOW DID I MISS THAT? That broad must love being ridiculed.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jun 22,2011 3:17am

bennyhillifier

Metals to get your dick bit to.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 22,2011 5:12am
lol at halpin thread

porcupine tree...ultimate girlfriend metal...or even metal at all?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 22,2011 8:58am
HAHAHAHA Halpin deleted the thread. Sorry, lady...you've been screencap'd!



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Aug 25,2011 11:42am



toggletoggle post by bornoffire  at Aug 25,2011 11:50am
Kim rules...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 25,2011 11:55am



toggletoggle post by bornoffire  at Aug 25,2011 12:02pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 25,2011 12:04pm
fuck facebook, fuck elite bloggers, fuck "metal cred" and fuck ladies who can't take a joke.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 25,2011 12:09pm
she did have to defend herself with Jo Bench and a Graveland LP. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BOB



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 25,2011 12:16pm
BloggerGurl said
I know teh names of things and am awesum at metal. I'm mad that some1 didn't give m3 a high five 4 being a gurl & in2 metul. every1 is dum but m3.



toggletoggle post by Not an attention whore at Aug 25,2011 12:25pm
"I'm more metal than you, and I don't need to defend it. Here's a huge list of all the reasons why I don't need to defend it, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Graveland bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ad nauseum."

"Also, my parents didn't pay enough attention to me so I'm going to turn my face into a spiral notebook."



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 25,2011 12:33pm
I own many leather bound digipacks.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Aug 25,2011 1:20pm edited Aug 25,2011 1:21pm
Boob-level surface piercings make me want to puke.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 25,2011 1:54pm
Not%20an%20attention%20whore said[orig][quote]
"I'm more metal than you, and I don't need to defend it. Here's a huge list of all the reasons why I don't need to defend it, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Graveland bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ad nauseum."

"Also, my parents didn't pay enough attention to me so I'm going to turn my face into a spiral notebook."


I didn't know Mead started making 2-star trapper keepers.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 25,2011 2:37pm
I just sit here and LOL because this all started with that Ghost thread.

Where's ghost?



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 25,2011 2:44pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I just sit here and LOL because this all started with that Ghost thread.

Where's ghost?


Which reinforces the all trolls are aril hypothesis.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 25,2011 2:46pm
Thread was made logged in.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 25,2011 2:49pm
same place as always, in blue's cassette deck



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 25,2011 2:55pm
you people make me sick. Misongynistic fuckwads.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 25,2011 2:55pm



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Aug 25,2011 3:12pm



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Aug 25,2011 3:40pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I just sit here and LOL because this all started with that Ghost thread.

Where's ghost?
When I saw people posting that Phoenix article I thought the same thing. Da Phoenix goofed and dun gat trolled.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Aug 30,2011 10:32pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 30,2011 10:44pm
Amazing. Buttdarts are butthurt.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Aug 30,2011 10:46pm
I like how most of the people commenting on the converge link are too stupid to get it.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Aug 30,2011 10:48pm
You can't see the girlfriend metal forest from the girlfriend metal tree's.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 30,2011 10:49pm
"WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I LISTEN TO CONVERGE AND CONVERGE IS VERY UNDERGROUND OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS LOLOLOL"



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 30,2011 11:59pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2011 12:00am
Converge is ashamed of their penises.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 31,2011 12:11am
Anonymous
Owning nazi shit like Graveland makes you so fucking edgy.
Posted: August 25 2011 at 12:40 PM



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 31,2011 7:23am
Hahaha @ converge's post



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2011 7:35am
Where's Converge?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 31,2011 10:09am
some times I'm proud of you people. sometimes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 31,2011 10:11am
I think the GFM likes are the best part of GFM.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 31,2011 10:40am
I'm not sure what's funnier on the Converge post, the people who think Kim is behind GFM or seeing how many buttdarts who live in MA listen to Converge and never go to local shows that aren't at the Palladium.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 31,2011 10:42am
Here's a nice little gem I found.

https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/136435493096295/

"NO Trolling (removed immediately)"


Challenge?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 31,2011 10:49am edited Aug 31,2011 10:52am
trololololol



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 31,2011 11:26am
Problem?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 31,2011 11:27am
only trolling the prison system is real




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 31,2011 11:44am
request sent. gentlemen, start ur trolls.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 31,2011 5:26pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
request sent. gentlemen, start ur trolls.


Fine work, monsieur. XD



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Aug 31,2011 7:17pm
my first post will be "what is your favorite gf metal band?" unless someone else wants it.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 1,2011 12:39am


I don't get these people



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 1,2011 12:44am
because they don't understand the art of trolling, mike.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 1,2011 2:19am
One problem: No one in that group is ever going to admit to not knowing about a band, ever.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 1,2011 2:20am
You could go on there and talk about how Holladaddy played Budokan in '81 and they're all just gonna nod their heads knowingly.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 1,2011 1:36pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
You could go on there and talk about how Holladaddy played Budokan in '81 and they're all just gonna nod their heads knowingly.


jesus christ you might be right...




toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Sep 1,2011 1:43pm
Mike, Rowan is me.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 1:48pm
lol they wont accept my request to join. dicks.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Sep 1,2011 1:55pm
Accepted my request to join.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 1:56pm
good trolling to you sirs



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Sep 1,2011 1:58pm
Google translate couldn't handle Dick Is Bro into russian, so I went with Dick's brother



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Sep 1,2011 2:00pm
I was wondering what that said



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 1,2011 2:01pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
Mike, Rowan is me.


haha I was just about to ask. I read that, then had to go do a job and was biting the inside of my lip trying to keep from laughing in front of a client.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 1,2011 2:02pm
Rene Auberjonois




toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Sep 1,2011 2:04pm
يك وإخوانه

TIL: dick IS in fact bro in Arabic.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Sep 1,2011 2:05pm
ODO YOU DIDN'T



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 1,2011 3:22pm
hahahaha holy shit, i just saw that Phoenix thing now. that might be the best thing RTTP has ever spawned.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 1,2011 3:28pm
that just made my day. today i like all of you.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 3:29pm
what does this have to do with the phoenix?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 1,2011 3:32pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 3:33pm
HAHAHAHAHA.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 3:34pm
*slow clap*



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 1,2011 3:35pm
i'm reading that comment thread now and laughing so hard. well done, gentlemen.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 1,2011 3:36pm
I am conspiring against bobnomaamrooney.

1.) Dude occasionally writes for the Phoenix
2.) Creates Girlfriend metal as a spinoff in the Ghost is trendy thread
3.) Article appears in the Phoenix written by a girl
4.) Promotes this afterwards.

Your arrested.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2011 3:39pm
THE PLOT THICKENS




toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Sep 1,2011 3:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I am conspiring against bobnomaamrooney.

1.) Dude occasionally writes for the Phoenix
2.) Creates Girlfriend metal as a spinoff in the Ghost is trendy thread
3.) Article appears in the Phoenix written by a girl
4.) Promotes this afterwards.

Your arrested.


3.5) Tells editor I created Girlfriend Metal after the article was published.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 1,2011 3:45pm
IMPROPER BOSTONIAN OR GTFO



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Sep 1,2011 3:47pm
ONLY BARSTOOL SPORTS IS REAL



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Sep 1,2011 3:48pm
STUFF@NIGHT OR FALSE



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 1,2011 4:46pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i'm reading that comment thread now and laughing so hard. well done, gentlemen.


Pam Garnett said
TITS OR GTFO


XD



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 1,2011 5:27pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
ONLY BARSTOOL SPORTS IS REAL

KIDDIE PORN



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