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New site? Maybe some day.
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I see it all the time. some times they flush a second time... wtf is wrong with people? |
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people want to feel like they're at Water Country....what's wrong with that? |
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I live under 5 minutes from that place and have never been. mostly cause I know people who used to break in there at night and shit at the top of the slides. |
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the urinals at Oasis might be the worst smelling things i have ever encountered. peeing into the water unleashes a ghastly stench. |
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I've always wondered the same thing. But I've also seen dudes pull their pants to their ankles at urinals (while still partially wearing underwear) and piss. Strange people, these guys. |
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Courtesy flush for pee? Does not compute. |
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Some people have a "shy bladder," can't start pissing unless they can hear water.
Other people are terribly self-conscious about the sound of their piss/shit. I know I am, but hey, I'm taking a piss - Not going to mask it. Others do.
Guys who drop trou are Hatebreed fans. |
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Because UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I HAVE A HEART GOD DAMMIT.
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I don't think that is it cause they usually wait to flush the first time until 1/2 way through their piss. Also, I'm shitting as I type this and the person beside me shit, flushed, wiped, flushed. Wtf is wrong with people? |
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Sorry, I should say...
Shit, flush, wipe, flush, stand up and wipe, flush. Fucking people. |
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Some people have a "shy bladder," can't start pissing unless they can hear water.
Other people are terribly self-conscious about the sound of their piss/shit. |
This. |
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lol i do this instinctively for some reason. i really have no idea why. |
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...............or maybe they had asparagus for dinner and don't want anyone to smell their smelly peepee |
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i like to have a race between my piss and the water going down the drain. always lose :( |
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I flush twice at the urinal only if I'm shitting. |
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I live under 5 minutes from that place and have never been. mostly cause I know people who used to break in there at night and shit at the top of the slides. |
quote of the day |
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I flush twice at the urinal only if I'm shitting. |
now this is the quote of the day |
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i take all my clothes off at urinals |
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My guts are all fucked up so I shit a lot. I notice this happen more often than not. There's a lot of people who will come in, wash their hands (or whatever at the sink) then shit, then go to the urinal to piss. It's awful. |
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The other stupid fucking thing is douchebags who moan or grunt while they shit or piss. Shut the fuck up. Also, when brodudes spit into the toilet/urinal while they piss. |
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Honestlyt, its a jail thing. Your cellmate doesn't wanna stink up the cell, I've seen people get their asses beat for it. |
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One of my old school friends used to yell like an angry klingon when he was in a stall. It was the most hilarious thing to me. |
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ya know what I'm yelling when I'm taking a shit in a public place?
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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It's actually a glory hole mating call. If you flush mid-piss and then the other guy flushes mid-piss, you can confidently retreat to the sensual confines of the stall |
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The other stupid fucking thing is douchebags who moan or grunt while they shit or piss. Shut the fuck up. Also, when brodudes spit into the toilet/urinal while they piss. |
hahahaha this infuriates me. taking a shit is coveted to me, and i try to enjoy it with as much peace as i can. don't sit next to me and give a grunt narrative to the process. if you need to groan and grunt then you need some serious fiber intake. the worst is in a bathroom with no music, there is no silence more deafening. |
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whenever i'm in the bathroom with one other person, i rip a fart at the urinal and judge the other guy's reaction. |
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I bring in a can of sloppy joe sauce with me, make a loud grunt and then just spatter it on the floor in that space between the stalls |
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...............or maybe they had cuttlefish and asparagus for dinner and don't want anyone to smell their smelly peepee |
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It may have something to do with splashback. I for one enjoy sprinkling my pants with piss. |
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This dude in the stall next to me at work is breathing like he's giving birth right now |
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It may have something to do with splashback. I for one enjoy sprinkling my pants with piss. |
i think you're on to something, wearing shorts at a urinal is not always the dryest of experiences
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This dude in the stall next to me at work is breathing like he's giving birth right now |
for some reason that reminds me of the Cosby show episode where Cliff is having a nightmare about giving birth to a 6 foot submarie sandwich.
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ya gotta get the angle right. I Believe it's 27.5 degrees off the axis of your dick. |
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