I need to get a fake ID so I can go to 21+ shows. I dont even want to drink. just want to see bands and have a good time. i'm going to be 21 soon but it is killing me that there are so many good shows that are 21+. who knows where i can get a fake ID??

this ID is completely fake!

yes, you're right Milhouse, it is a fake. which makes it a fake ID.

a fake ID??!! cool!

bennyhillifier

Creasy Silo makes some rather convincing ones

Call 617-343-4240 and ask for a fake ID...they'll know what to do

Delete System32.

ITT: Paulina gets made fun of

there used to be a "photo studio" right down the st from Back Bay station on Columbus st. that had a slew of IDs from all over the country they could print, and when you filled out the form telling them what to put on it, they didn't check any of your info..... then again.... that was when i needed to get a fake to get in shows, and i'm 29 now.. so they're probably not there anymore. Your BEST bet is this:
-If you're a skinny person, find someone that SORTA resembles you, but is fat/overweight.
-Or if you're fat, find someone who's skinny who even SORTA looks like you.
-Tell that person that you'll pay the fee at the registry to get a duplicate ID, and also that you'll pay them an extra $100 for their trouble, and when they get the new one in the mail, take their old one. When you use it, make sure you have all the info memorized, and claim that you either lost/gained a bunch of weight since the photo. That makes people's looks change so much, that most ID checkers won't blink at it... as long as they SORTA look like you. (and obviously if that person is over 21 or 18 or whatever.)

**I haven't ever had to do this, because like i said, i got one from the photo studio... but i know peeps who've done this and they've told me it works in most places... Shit, i know people who've used IDs of people they look NOTHING like, more bouncers/doorguys just wanna make sure the ID is legit, not that you're really the person in the pic. (That obviously doesn't go for all of them, which is why i recommend finding someone who looks similar, but is either much heavier, or skinnier than you.

I got carded last week TWICE! So congrats to me that I look under 40.

What kind of faggot has a good time without drinking?

The catchers/bottoms.

draw one and see if it works.

Post the address of a secret venue about it.

Obey the law and do an Ecto-Cooler ritual about it.

jailbaitz?

1) card Rev and pretend you don't recognize him
2) charge him double the door cover
3) ????
4) PROFIT

Positively foolproof!

Only the gay kind.