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returntothepit >> discuss >> MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BAND EVER by Blessed_Offal on Apr 5,2011 1:36am
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toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 5,2011 1:36am
DARQUE CARNIVAL





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toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 5,2011 1:42am edited Apr 5,2011 1:43am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 5,2011 1:52am
MY FAVORITE COVER EVER



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toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 5,2011 2:05am edited Apr 5,2011 2:13am



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 5,2011 2:12am
AGREED



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Apr 5,2011 7:10am edited Apr 5,2011 7:11am

THIS BAND SUCKS FUCKING DONKEY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD ALL BE RAPED IN THE ASS BY MAGIC JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!






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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 5,2011 8:38am
SOOO DARQUE



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 5,2011 10:41am
the beginning drums sound exactly like "War For Territory". nice Hot Topic pants there, 38 year old.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 5,2011 10:42am
angst isn't something that cuts through well when you are balding.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 5,2011 10:44am
aw, they are long gone. i was hoping this was brand new and local. the guitar player committed suicide. i would too if this was my life achievement.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Apr 5,2011 10:49am
This sounds like 1995



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Apr 5,2011 10:49am
bald guys horns looks SHAUPPED



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 5,2011 10:51am
I like the bass player's evil way of addressing the balding problem.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 5,2011 10:53am
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
bald guys horns looks SHAUPPED


NO WAY, SATAN HAS APPLIED HIS INFERNAL GEL.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 5,2011 11:41am
the only guy in the band that looks like he might be able to put up a fight apparently killed himself in '10.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 5,2011 12:04pm
metal archives: supplying true and accurate information for many years



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 5,2011 12:06pm
the Blessed Offal page on metal-archives is unbelievably innaccurate and outdated.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 5,2011 12:23pm
Wren be slippin. Jewwy lil nigga str8 trippin



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 5,2011 12:24pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 5,2011 12:26pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
the Blessed Offal page on metal-archives is unbelievably innaccurate and outdated.


here comes wren. I can hear the knocking at the door of this thread



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 5,2011 3:00pm
speaking of wren, look at the band pic of Bal-Sagoth on metal archives.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 5,2011 3:08pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
metal archives: supplying true and accurate information for many years
haha, great resource, but why in the flying fuck are people still writing reviews of Altars of Madness??



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 5,2011 3:09pm
Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness - 36%
Honestly, Morbid Angel are considered gods in the genre – a landmark band who know how to kick up the volume and crush everything with relentless riffs, stampeding drums, and with enough fire to burn the house down. No doubt going in, I was psyched as hell; I was finally going to hear Morbid Angel’s debut – the sanctified art of death metal…

…one minute later, I couldn’t be more displeased. Relentless riffs? You must mean tremolo heading towards a dead end. This was honestly what was going through my head. So “Immortal Rites” didn’t click, how about the other classics: “Maze Of Torment,” “Chapel Of Ghouls,” and “Damnation?” It was the same excuse for every track I was hearing – tiring atmosphere, boring riffs, lazy vocals, overuse of blast-beats, and bass that couldn’t even do it’s job properly. The music was 70% sloppy and I couldn’t find any reason why I should continue delving any deeper into something that obviously had no more depth to uncover.


LOL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 5,2011 3:15pm
that same person thinks Liturgy is transcendental.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 5,2011 3:15pm
yea... yea...



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 5,2011 5:43pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness - 36%
Honestly, Morbid Angel are considered gods in the genre – a landmark band who know how to kick up the volume and crush everything with relentless riffs, stampeding drums, and with enough fire to burn the house down. No doubt going in, I was psyched as hell; I was finally going to hear Morbid Angel’s debut – the sanctified art of death metal…

…one minute later, I couldn’t be more displeased. Relentless riffs? You must mean tremolo heading towards a dead end. This was honestly what was going through my head. So “Immortal Rites” didn’t click, how about the other classics: “Maze Of Torment,” “Chapel Of Ghouls,” and “Damnation?” It was the same excuse for every track I was hearing – tiring atmosphere, boring riffs, lazy vocals, overuse of blast-beats, and bass that couldn’t even do it’s job properly. The music was 70% sloppy and I couldn’t find any reason why I should continue delving any deeper into something that obviously had no more depth to uncover.


LOL


lolz albumm wi11 nevar catch 0n!!



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Apr 5,2011 7:30pm
That review legit made me angry.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 5,2011 7:33pm
It's not so much that he considers himself a death metal fan and doesn't like a classic that's annoying, it's the fact that he's an obvious rookie.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 5,2011 7:37pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
that same person thinks Liturgy is transcendental.


TOTALLY



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