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returntothepit >> discuss >> Only taking shits at work while you are on the clock is real. by Alexecutioner on Mar 8,2011 1:26pm

post by Alexecutioner at Mar 8,2011 1:26pm

punched out for my lunch right now, holding it till i punch back in then off to the shitter

post by Yeti at Mar 8,2011 1:26pm

i dropped an epic fartshit this morning on company time.

post by Mutis

at Mar 8,2011 1:27pm

It's best when you have some sweet iphone games. I feel bad for the shmucks on salary.

post by Slag NLI at Mar 8,2011 1:28pm

I'm performing some epic spray fart art right now as I type this.

post by Alexecutioner at Mar 8,2011 2:02pm

i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad

post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 8,2011 2:05pm

i'm currently clenching a log for maximum worktime fresh-release.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 8,2011 2:06pm

Alexecutioner said	[orig][quote]
i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad

SHIT NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR FECES

post by Alexecutioner at Mar 8,2011 2:06pm

haha, FOUR MINUTES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

post by hauptpflucker

at Mar 8,2011 2:07pm

I think this may be a repost...

post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 8,2011 2:07pm

there is no god within these walls sir.

post by Alexecutioner at Mar 8,2011 2:08pm

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
there is no god within these walls sir.

no, just feces

post by Alexecutioner at Mar 8,2011 2:11pm

TIME TO GO SHIT

post by Alx_Casket

at Mar 8,2011 2:12pm

GOD HAS NO PLACE
WITHIN THESE WHAAAALES

post by Yeti at Mar 8,2011 3:21pm

post by ark at Mar 8,2011 4:10pm

about to put something in writing, brb

post by RustyPS should be working at Mar 8,2011 4:19pm

just took one on the clock...big one too lol

post by Alx_Casket

at Apr 13,2011 2:46pm

I was in the shitter playing sudoku for so long that both legs fell asleep. Achievement unlocked?

post by the_reverend

at Apr 13,2011 3:54pm

I was just thinking about this.

post by Alx_Casket

at Apr 13,2011 4:02pm

hivemind masher

post by the_reverend

at Apr 13,2011 4:38pm

warm fuzzies.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 13,2011 4:41pm

my head is taking a giant shit at work today.

post by sixstringcarnage

at Apr 13,2011 4:42pm

Boss told me I might need to get myself checked out. For taking a 20 min longer.

post by Alx_Casket

at Apr 13,2011 4:44pm

My boss sometimes asks if I'm feeling alright after I come back from the toilet. = one of life's silent victories

post by sixstringcarnage

at Apr 13,2011 4:44pm

Boom goes the dynamite

post by arktouros at Apr 13,2011 4:49pm

GUYS I AM ABOUT TO DROP MY SECOND ONE TODAY

post by sixstringcarnage

at Apr 13,2011 4:51pm

Dispensable shit ticket belt is a new idea for those 3 a day shit leavers

post by Yeti at Apr 14,2011 7:44am

i'm about to drop something pre-Cambrian.

post by xgodzillax

at Apr 14,2011 9:29am

Currently shitting while being paid.

post by the_reverend

at Apr 14,2011 9:58am

I like the cut of your jib

post by Yeti at Apr 14,2011 10:41am

rice and beans for dinner = relieving effortless shit

post by nekronaut

at Aug 16,2011 10:52am

Only clocking in and then going downstairs to lock yourself in the bathroom for ten minutes before the store opens to check rttp and shit is real.

post by AndrewBastard

at Aug 16,2011 10:53am

i went to the post office and mailed out a bunch of shit then got lunch the other day all while clocked in...took about 1:45

my co-worker does it all the time so FUCK IT

post by Samantha at Aug 16,2011 12:15pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]

ITT: Peter Steele's hairy butt.

post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 16,2011 12:16pm

just took a dump on the clock.....aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

post by bloblovesmusic at Aug 16,2011 12:20pm

About to take a dump too

post by Alx_Casket

at Aug 16,2011 12:51pm

laying dumps all over the nation

post by BSV at Aug 16,2011 7:06pm

only driving 5 miles to the nearest dunkin or hauling ass in a bobcat to the nearest porta john is real!

post by Boozegood at Aug 21,2011 11:37am

Carry your shit in a bag to a fire about it.

post by Lamp nli at Aug 21,2011 1:10pm

Fill a Gatorade bottle with urine while driving a big rig or Radikult

post by autofellatio at Aug 23,2011 8:35pm

I love shitting while on the clock at work, and its not because I like milking the clock as much as it is that I like the idea of me being a professional shitter.

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