Sometimes yes.

^ TRUTH

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Some_argue

tully puts ketchup on a filet mignon

barbecue sauce

Both of these sauces go on EVERYTHING

Nutritional yeast, braggs, franks red hot, and sriracha.

WOW

I want that framed in my living room -- gotta love the finger-pointing directness of that promo (plus the guy is made of meat and has a moustache made of meat). Big fan of the sinus-clearing British goodness that is Colman's.

Sandwich I made yesterday:

1. Croissant cut in half and covered in Colman's
2. Place halves on baking sheet and preheat oven to 350
3. Add slice of all-natural turkey and slice of black forest ham to each half
4. Add 2 slices of bacon to each half
5. Add roasted red peppers to each half
6. Add tomatoes to each half
7. Cover with provolone
8. Bake until cheese is melted and it smells done
9. Attempt to marry halves without spilling contents everywhere
10. Skarf with salt & vinegar chips.
11. Fart

Mustard party up in herr

only BBQ or ridiculous amounts of hot sauce is real.

I'm a big fan of this horseradish mustard I can't remember the brand name of... I think it's something goofy like "sandwich maker"

This. Man. Knows Condiments.
I use them on everything.

Habenero Mash for the painful shit win.

http://www.drgonzos.com/

sorely missed

Melinda's XXXX Habanero hot sauce = best.

Also, mix 50/50 sriracha and mayo and mix it with tuna, instant spicy tuna roll filling.

Beaten to it. Goddammit.

thas just nasssssty!

WASABI FUCKING MAYONAISE

Guacamole over Mayo ANY day. Mayo is gross!

Wasabi on its own.

Cocktail Sauce with a ton of horseradish is tasty.

Bacon hot sauce is super tasty and goes well with almost anything.

Bacon Hotsauce

Sriracha just plain rules.

I put rangoon on everything

Newsflash: condiments are made from edible ingredients, thus food

go home faggot

I am home right now, and coincidentally, sucking a ton of dicks

if either A) the condiment is Sriracha, or B) the food is fat free then the answer is yes.

Tully, i love you man

This thread is making me hungry. I could put a nice stone ground mustard on almost anything. And hot sauce too... not a big fan of Frank's Red Hot. Sriracha is really good but I prefer this...
http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimageslarge/PI24463002L.jpg

oops. was supposed to be this...

ive been putting hot sauce on everything for weeks now. HOT SAUCE OR GTFO!

atomic sauce or you're a pussy

The challenge still stands. Come to Armsby Abbey, Jim and finish a Jerk Sandwich and I shall consider you a man among men.

Only Bhut Jolokia is real.

I shall. And you shall take a shot of atomic sauce as well.

False.

The Naga Viper beats out the "Ghost Pepper" by 300,000 Scoville points.

Love all things pepper related. Got a huge pepper poster around here somewhere.

these are my babies...Dallae peppers from Sikkim.


I brought the seeds back with me and grew em up last summer. They didn't mature enough to produce fruit though so they are happily hibernating until I put them outside in the spring. As far as "scoville" units, they are probobly between Chiltepin and Habanero, but they have really good flavor not all spice

I've been wanting to curate (to use the parlance of the buttdarts) a "DoomBQ" for some time now. Multiple grills (yes, even one for us veggie/vegan fags), choice metals and enough booze to drown a child. Let these sauce grudges be quelled once and for all.

fix'd

Aaron PeePeeless.

http://www.nmchili.com/

Check that site out. Site looks lame, but their food is not. Genuine New Mexico chili pepper products. I believe they have something on that site called "Fire in the Mountain" (can't find it now) - ordered it a few years back and it was outstanding.
If you ever get the chance, drop by Sante Fe New Mexico. Awesome city. Awesome food. Great art, music.. everything. In fact, I wouldn't mind moving there.

Killer architecture as well.

architecture != condiments.

Penne + Mozzarella + Parmesan + Pepperonis + Garlic/Roasted Tomatoe/Onion Marinara = Pepperoni Pizza Pasta = Eating right now.

Thanks, douchebag. That just made me even more hungry

Ugh when we where doing 'Non-Lethal Training' they sprayed us in the face with 'Oleoresin Capsicum' and made do all sorts of shit. Indescribable pain. Probably the worst of my entire life. Some of my friends that had been shot said it was worse. Ugh, so fucking horrible...

Some people lost there mind man, it feels like you are dieing. I don't see how that would end any situation to be honest, spraying that shit at people haha. I figure it would just make them rage out because they think they are suffocating to death and going blind while razorblades are being scraped across their iris.

Good thing there was no Private Pyle in the bunch.

Hah dude we had training batons, which are still solid plastic. They where grappling people up and taking their batons away, as some people where FREAKING out and about to rage.