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returntothepit >> discuss >> Ex-CELTIC FROST Mainman Selling Wooden Dildos by JDDomination on Jan 25,2011 10:00pm
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toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jan 25,2011 10:08pm edited Jan 25,2011 10:09pm
Saw this earlier today. What an asshat.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 25,2011 10:29pm
Repost.

Already been done before.
http://www.divine-interventions.com




toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at Jan 25,2011 10:29pm



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 10:43pm
TGW is a dumb piece of shit. He has anger issues and his art and music suck. There is maybe a few of his minimalist songs that are okay on the Hellhammer releases and celtic frost releases, but mostly trash. People wear Hellhammer shirts for scene points, yet I never see them wearing Celtic Frost Cold Lake shirts on which he fucking sold his soul to try to make a buck practically naked. Hallhammer wasnt the first of their kind nor was Frost. Every interview this guy does hes complaining and rude but has nothing to offer other than his bogus opinions. I saw the dildo cross, come on man who the fuck are you trying to rob with this? 500 dollars can buy someone groceries, much more important than a fucking dildo cross. Also, saw Frost live and it sucked. Not to mention guess who had an attitude when it came time to meet and greet with fans. Go Blow off and Hail Carnivore, the true kings of post apocalyptic raids...Peter steele didnt need to make a buck off of hair metal like the cold lake album, he was a real man and sold out completely by posing nude with a real dick not a wooden one...Yeah I know I post stupid shit...



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Jan 25,2011 11:03pm
He should start his own line of sex toys and call it g-spot warriors.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jan 25,2011 11:03pm



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jan 25,2011 11:05pm
APOCALYPTIC GAIDS



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:12pm
APOCALYPTIC AIDS



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:14pm

bennyhillifier
ALL RESPECT LOST



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 25,2011 11:30pm
GRAVESIDESERVICE%20ron said[orig][quote]
TGW is a dumb piece of shit. He has anger issues and his art and music suck. There is maybe a few of his minimalist songs that are okay on the Hellhammer releases and celtic frost releases, but mostly trash. People wear Hellhammer shirts for scene points, yet I never see them wearing Celtic Frost Cold Lake shirts on which he fucking sold his soul to try to make a buck practically naked. Hallhammer wasnt the first of their kind nor was Frost. Every interview this guy does hes complaining and rude but has nothing to offer other than his bogus opinions. I saw the dildo cross, come on man who the fuck are you trying to rob with this? 500 dollars can buy someone groceries, much more important than a fucking dildo cross. Also, saw Frost live and it sucked. Not to mention guess who had an attitude when it came time to meet and greet with fans. Go Blow off and Hail Carnivore, the true kings of post apocalyptic raids...Peter steele didnt need to make a buck off of hair metal like the cold lake album, he was a real man and sold out completely by posing nude with a real dick not a wooden one...Yeah I know I post stupid shit...


Did you just shit on Hellhammer and Celtic Frost, and manage to squeeze Playgirl in there?



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jan 25,2011 11:38pm
There's more dignity in being a Playgirl centerfold, clearly. Die with a dick in your hand.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jan 25,2011 11:40pm
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
Did you just shit on Hellhammer and Celtic Frost, and manage to squeeze Playgirl in there?


hahahahhaha



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:49pm
I was merely being ironic like a hipster



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:49pm
And yeah Hellhammer is trash as is Celtic Frost...



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:50pm
only a handful of solid okay songs



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Jan 25,2011 11:52pm
i wont dance withing despair



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:54pm
The formation of Carnivore predates any bullshit Hellhammer put together and was way better. They didnt need to pull some bullshit minimalist trash and claim it is amazing.



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:55pm



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:57pm

bennyhillifier
TRASHHHHH



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 25,2011 11:59pm

bennyhillifier
or

[YOUTUBE=type=addvideo&url=http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cold+lake&aq=f]

ENOUGH SAID



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Jan 26,2011 12:04am edited Jan 26,2011 12:05am
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
GRAVESIDESERVICE%20ron said[orig][quote]
TGW is a dumb piece of shit. He has anger issues and his art and music suck. There is maybe a few of his minimalist songs that are okay on the Hellhammer releases and celtic frost releases, but mostly trash. People wear Hellhammer shirts for scene points, yet I never see them wearing Celtic Frost Cold Lake shirts on which he fucking sold his soul to try to make a buck practically naked. Hallhammer wasnt the first of their kind nor was Frost. Every interview this guy does hes complaining and rude but has nothing to offer other than his bogus opinions. I saw the dildo cross, come on man who the fuck are you trying to rob with this? 500 dollars can buy someone groceries, much more important than a fucking dildo cross. Also, saw Frost live and it sucked. Not to mention guess who had an attitude when it came time to meet and greet with fans. Go Blow off and Hail Carnivore, the true kings of post apocalyptic raids...Peter steele didnt need to make a buck off of hair metal like the cold lake album, he was a real man and sold out completely by posing nude with a real dick not a wooden one...Yeah I know I post stupid shit...


Did you just shit on Hellhammer and Celtic Frost, and manage to squeeze Playgirl in there?





toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 26,2011 12:06am
WOODEN DILDO CROSS = PROFOUNDLY RETARDED, OLD and SHOULD DIE



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 26,2011 12:08am
Am I in some fucking twilight zone where Hellhammer is considered not-deluxe?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 26,2011 12:29am
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
Am I in some fucking twilight zone where Hellhammer is considered not-deluxe?


Where down is up, black is white and NEH is Southern Egalitarian Toetappers.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jan 26,2011 12:29am



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 26,2011 1:01am edited Jan 26,2011 1:02am
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
Am I in some fucking twilight zone where Hellhammer is considered not-deluxe?


Where down is up, black is white and NEH is Southern Egalitarian Toetappers.


Haha, SET, Egyptocult.


Also:


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


EW SO BAD RIGHT.





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 26,2011 1:21am
ITT: Carnivore is somehow relevant to the discussion



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 26,2011 1:23am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ITT: Carnivore is somehow relevant to the discussion


I was wondering that the fuck was up with that as well?



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jan 26,2011 3:19am



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 26,2011 10:47am edited Jan 26,2011 10:48am
PS: Cold Lake is better and less gay than Type-O-Negative.



toggletoggle post by punk potenza at Jan 26,2011 1:21pm
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
PS: Cold Lake is better and less gay than Type-O-Negative.



yea i def think ANY celtic frost shits all over Type O or canrivore.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 26,2011 1:22pm
false



toggletoggle post by Josh Cunt at Jan 26,2011 1:41pm
GRAVESIDESERVICE%20ron said[orig][quote]
TGW is a dumb piece of shit. He has anger issues and his art and music suck. There is maybe a few of his minimalist songs that are okay on the Hellhammer releases and celtic frost releases, but mostly trash. People wear Hellhammer shirts for scene points, yet I never see them wearing Celtic Frost Cold Lake shirts on which he fucking sold his soul to try to make a buck practically naked. Hallhammer wasnt the first of their kind nor was Frost. Every interview this guy does hes complaining and rude but has nothing to offer other than his bogus opinions. I saw the dildo cross, come on man who the fuck are you trying to rob with this? 500 dollars can buy someone groceries, much more important than a fucking dildo cross. Also, saw Frost live and it sucked. Not to mention guess who had an attitude when it came time to meet and greet with fans. Go Blow off and Hail Carnivore, the true kings of post apocalyptic raids...Peter steele didnt need to make a buck off of hair metal like the cold lake album, he was a real man and sold out completely by posing nude with a real dick not a wooden one...Yeah I know I post stupid shit...


While I agree with most of what you said, I gotta point out that the first Hellhammer demos predate the Carnivore demo by 2 years (unless you wanna count Fallout)

Everything after To Mega Therion was crap but remember:
"If you don't like Hellhammer, you're a poseur" Trey Azagthoth



toggletoggle post by Josh Cunt at Jan 26,2011 1:42pm
btw Carnivore = my favorite band ever



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE ron at Jan 26,2011 2:25pm
Cheers Josh, Carnivore and Type O are my favs too...



toggletoggle post by Gary Cherone at Jan 26,2011 2:28pm
Oh wow, I could totally use one of those for my tight asshole.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jan 26,2011 4:15pm
Great place for a splinter.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 26,2011 5:01pm
I'm not poopin' on Carnivore here by any means, but fuck:

HELLHAMMER, I MEAN C'MON!



toggletoggle post by gravesideservice ron at Jan 26,2011 6:37pm
Death SS, enough said



toggletoggle post by gravesideservice ron at Jan 26,2011 6:42pm
FUCK YOU HELLHAMMER


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 26,2011 6:48pm
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ITT: Carnivore is somehow relevant to the discussion


I was wondering that the fuck was up with that as well?

loooll
also, wood??? is it 1379 again??



toggletoggle post by Heavy Metal Denim Vest at Jan 27,2011 3:53am
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
PS: Cold Lake is better and less gay than Type-O-Negative.


Right, because we all know that Slow, Deep and Hard doesn't practically sound like a Carnivore record. Of course not.

The 1980's called.

It would like its lifestyle back.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jan 27,2011 4:53am



toggletoggle post by billboard man at Jan 27,2011 8:25pm
that vest reminds of route 95. It is a great billboard for bands to get some notoriety and sell their product. I wonder how much is cost to advertise on the billboard man?



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