My phone somehow playing gg allen's "i wanna fuck myself" randomly while the headphones were plugged in while sitting next 3 coworkers. Odd.

I forgot to add that it played it through the speakerphone. awkward.

instead of a normal ring when anybody calls my phone it is a classical song you would hear at a 1800s presidential election and I have no idea how to change it.

I used to love it when my old boss (sweetest lady ever) would be talking to me while pornogrind would be playing in my headphones.

farting in your cubicle

More like trying to figure out if they heard it or can smell anything and when they come into your cube right after...

someone ALWAYS has to come to your cubicle right after you do it. meanwhile you just pray that the smell has drifted out enough so it can be blamed on someone else.

A few years ago at a temp job, I brought up an old MadTV skit in which David Herman plays a psychiatrist who only sees "NAKED BOYS, NAKED BOYS, NAKED BOYS!!!" in Rorscach tests. Of course, when I was saying that line my boss was walking right around the corner. Not awkward at all.

the naked boys skit was soo cash

lowered expectations.

Forgot to turn my cell phone to vibrate once and my ringtone was set to the "Sit On You" song from Tim & Eric. I was in the server room all day and I guess it rang over and over again for a few hours. Oops.

It's vivaldi's spring concerto from his four seasons.

fixed

FUCKING BITCH

ha

Embarrassing shit happens whenever I click on any of your jerks' image links.

you can hide the images

I once did a "what is that" on my desktop and clicked open a picture I should have while a female co-worker looked on. Good thing her english is terrible.

Yeah, I am logged on via text mode. However, curiosity sometimes gets the best of me. And awkward work moments ensue.

I repeat.

I like to point at the security cameras while humping inanimate objects at work, haven't been fired yet...