stunning dialogue.



bennyhillifier

nice neighborhood, fucking rich cali kids can't fight

Hahahahaha. These are the kids that wear Tapout too.

Hahaha this is great. It's like they still want to be cool and don't want to hurt each other. not that they could have because they were trying in the first half and they barely touched each other.

looks more like wwe wrestling than real fighting

"iii cant' bweaaaafff"

huh, your username is a play on born of osiris

Niccolai posted this like a month ago on facebook. Vastly superior in every way.



bennyhillifier

Aaaaahahahaha! One thing I never understood, even when I was a kid. Where the hell did kids get the bright idea to try to repeatedly punch their opponent on the top of their heads? Thats like punching a wall. Aside from the fact that they don't know how to even throw a punch, they don't know how to hurt people. It's like they think attacking the strongest, least debilitating parts of the body is how you beat someone up.

ITT: harmless haymakers abound.

I couldn't watch the whole thing...

Do they have sex at the end?

Also... staged. "Why'd you grab my titty niggeee?" brought the lulz.

It's like watching someone else have an "ineffective punches" nightmare.

I hate that nightmare.

Seriously. I made it about 20 seconds. Someone should check their loins for vaginas. No male should ever swing a fist in such a fashion.

Also, ducking and running backwards until you hit a wall is an A+ defense technique.

He wasn't runnin' away, dawg. He slipped.

This is a fucking disgrace. Thanks dana white and tap out, im glad you made a shit load of money but now rich, fat kids fight in their sox and think they can roll. Also where the fuck did they get the idea that tittie slapping, noogies and shitty haymakers are gonna do a fucking thing.

My sisters unborn child could hit harder than these kids.

There is a monumental difference between throwing a punch, and pushing your fist at someone.

Clearly, none of the individuals in either video have any clue as to what this means.

more please!!!!!!!!!! these r so much fun someone should make a tv show of fights like this

bennyhillifier

Dude I hate that, it's even worse when you shoot a gun but it always misses or it turns into a musket and you have to load it with powder and random metal things

I also have these dreams with ineffective sword strikes against creatures.

I'm sure it is just your brain interpreting you moving around and such in your sleep

Whenever this happens to me, it's because I rolled over onto my stomach and physically couldn't throw a punch.

haha@ everyone getting worked up over how shitty these 2 wiggers fight. Face it guys, a lot of fights are this ugly. Most dudes that savvy themselves as toughguys are only good for beating up people smaller then them. So when they finally square off with someone their own size, who knows it's coming, it ends up looking like the Bushwackers doing yoga.

the real question is what's worse: dreams where you can't throw a punch, or dreams where you keep hitting someone and they won't go down?

I've had dreams where I keep shooting someone and they won't die. The bullets have the same effect as a bb gun when you just pump it once. TERRIFYING.

haha, story checks out.

By 1:35 in the first video, I can't tell whether they want to fight or fuck each other.

Wow. I think black people would be better at fighting if they pulled their pants up.

sup niggie?

BRO YOU STOLE MY BONG

Made obvious by the fact that he told him to postpone the fight because he couldn't breathe.

Is that the worst attempt of hulking up ever at 1:26?

Fightin' with mah gurrlz:



bennyhillifier

They obviously don't lift things up and put them down.

why do blacks always do nigger dances when they fight?