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returntothepit >> discuss >> 7 reasons to have sex tonight by the_reverend on Jan 7,2011 12:14pm
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toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 7,2011 12:15pm


who's tits are bigger in that pic?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 7,2011 12:16pm
I'm in.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 7,2011 12:17pm
Based on a study of 300 women that correlated condom use with depression, researchers concluded that women who never used condoms were the least depressed, while those women who always used condoms were the most depressed. One reason?


One reason: condoms are for toddlers. Grow up already.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 7,2011 12:29pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2011 12:31pm edited Jan 7,2011 12:32pm
only kegel muscles are real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jan 7,2011 1:36pm
This article convinced me, I guess i'll go have sex now.



toggletoggle post by Martins_NLI at Jan 7,2011 1:56pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
This article convinced me, I guess i'll go have sex now.


Spread open that toolbox honey, I'm gonna put some baloney in it!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 7,2011 2:21pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Based on a study of 300 women that correlated condom use with depression, researchers concluded that women who never used condoms were the least depressed, while those women who always used condoms were the most depressed. One reason?


One reason: condoms are for toddlers. Grow up already.


This fact is so misleading. The reason they're less depressed when they don't use condoms is easy.... BECAUSE WOMEN LIKE BABIES! They're genetically programmed to want kids. FACTBOMB! Men on the other hand, are exactly the opposite. Sure, they'll like NOT using condoms at the time, but the depression of 1 pregnancy lasts a lifetime.

**I am only referring to accidental pregnancies here. I know at least a COUPLE happy fathers.... even ones that are happy from accidental babies... but they're much less common.

***and YES, I realize that it's talking about condom use, and not birth-control as a whole.. but look it up, you are WAY more likely to get a girl prego NOT USING a condom WITH b-control pills then you are USING a condom and NOT USING B-Control pills.

****Words all in CAPS are my way conveying how STRONGLY I feel about the subject.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2011 2:26pm
thank the lord for healthcare-funded abortions



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Jan 7,2011 2:27pm
My girlfriend ripped off my condom once. Condoms have been scientifically proven to suck out any sexual pleasure whatsoever. Truestorybro. I'll follow this thing's advice but I want to know why it says "tonight" specifically rather than just in general? Fuck CNN.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 7,2011 2:43pm
Welp, looks like I'm going to become older, fatter, lazier, sicker, sadder, stressed out, and closer to heart disease tonight.

Thanks CNN. Go fuck yourself. I know I will.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2011 2:44pm
there are hormones in sperm that go into girls blood and make them happy.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 7,2011 2:45pm
"To feel healthier, look younger, and live longer, an orgasm or two a week may be an effective - and certainly enjoyable - remedy."

cool so 20 a week and i'll be back in high school in no time.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2011 2:47pm
timma is officially the unmarried.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 7,2011 2:48pm
It makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Jan 7,2011 2:54pm
i would add 'because choking a 21 year old out while you slam her ass will validate your worth as a human being.'



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 7,2011 3:15pm edited Jan 7,2011 3:16pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
i would add 'because choking a 21 year old out while you slam her ass will validate your worth as a human being.'


hahahah yes

in my living room computer chair, never forget!



toggletoggle post by Slag at Jan 7,2011 3:17pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
"To feel healthier, look younger, and live longer, an orgasm or two a week may be an effective - and certainly enjoyable - remedy."

cool so 20 a week and i'll be back in high school in no time.


I'm already on my fucking way. I'll be shitting my pants again any day now.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 7,2011 3:32pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
i would add 'because choking a 21 year old out while you slam her ass will validate her worth as a human being.'


works either way, rlly



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 7,2011 3:45pm
steve smith recommends this on facebook . . . lol



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Jan 7,2011 3:54pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
there are hormones in sperm that go into girls blood and make them happy.



Doing it wrong?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 7,2011 6:11pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
steve smith recommends this on facebook . . . lol


"+1 Like Button"



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 7,2011 7:29pm
FAP?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 7,2011 8:38pm
No such thing as sex, dummies



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jan 7,2011 9:58pm
I had sex once, it was pretty cool.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2011 10:35pm
m'eh.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 7,2011 10:47pm
everybody in the club fap to this, baby bounce them tits, baby move dem hips



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