I'm a big fan of just insulting the shit out of my room mates cat. I feel awesome just walking by and pointing at it, going "FUCK YOU KITTY" and then I'll follow it up with maybe a lil "YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT" or maybe a "YOU SUCK" for good measure. Fucking cats.

I do the same to your mother.

French woman like that shit, old news guy.

FUCK OFF KITTY



feels sooooooo good.

is this what it feels like to insult cats?

YES! THAT'S ME.

I make our roommates cat do back flips and re-enact scenes from cliffhanger, I will place him on the high windowsill above the door and let him hang there by his front paws until he realizes he is a cat and can fall 6 feet without harm.

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I love my kitty, but I still say stuff like that to her. The other day, she escaped and ran into the garage, hid under a bunch of stuff, and wouldn't come out. I think my roommate was weirded out when he heard me say, "Molly, you fucking whore! God damn it!"

I do this to my cat on a regular basis. In fact, about ten minutes ago I accidentally stepped on his tail and proceeded to tell him what a bitch he is for getting it in the way.

you wouldn't speak that way to Blimey. thread is racist.

hahahaha, even though I love my cat, I honestly think sometimes that this is the only reason why I have a cat. I inslut the prick just to feel better about myself.

He definitely get's a "what's up faggot" almost everyday.

My cat gets this everyday from me and amorok666.

Never.

Also, my cat is a black cat, so racist applies.

bennyhillifier

Consequences will never be the same for those cats.

cats are jerks and deserve to be yelled at regularly.

Cats are assholes. Our oriental shorthair likes any and all attention whether negative or not. I slide him across the room on his side and he just keeps coming back, purring like a creep.

Dog does not want:

this, a thousand times this.

hahahaha yesterday i was trying to dodge my cat and he was trying to dodge me, so i almost stepped on his head, it was almost no pressure at all but he still ran and hid like a bitch, so i talked so much shit to him for the rest of the day.

i do this all day, every day, to both of my cats. they respond well, they know when i'm angry and when i'm just swearing at them because i can.

If you insult me, you insult a cat.

Meow.

I thought this thread was about insulating cats not insulting them.

I use my cat as an electric blanket during the winter.

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