Called WASP-something-or-other and is probably made of diamonds. I wonder if there is a planet out there made of weed?

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2035754,00.html?hpt=T2

I wonder what would happen if a spaceship made out of diamond crashed into it.

I wonder what would happen if said diamond spaceship was really owned by Michael Jackson because he never died and fights crime on other planets now

I think I made a carbon-rich planet in the bathroom this morning

Interesting. I am gonna go fire off some knuckle children now.

/thread

Battlestar Charcoalactica

Paragraph #1: "The planet might be made out of diamonds!"
Paragraph #2: "Now that we have your attention, no, it's most definitely not made of diamonds but keep reading anyway."
Paragraph #3-25: "Here's a bunch of ambiguous conceptions of facts you already know."