Can someone find this article?

I assume this is the knowledge you seek:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/ugly-betty...pitates-mother-with-samaurai-sword/

and "after a while ......"

The first user comment on that article is hilarious.. "how about saving your neighbors life..." it should say.. how about be a nosey fagget, get up and get hacked up along with the mother.

Ugly betty actor? A show from tv guide channel? Too funny

"Mayor Bloomberg is calling for a new round of sword control laws…"

hahaha, brilliant.

Sword control: a true answer to violence.
How do these douchebag politicians come up with this shite?

i'll take swords for 500, Alex.

I think there should be more sword violence. Yes I love guns, but a sword-slaying takes some extra gusto.

Yeah.. maybe not a sword, way cleaner than a machete. That's the real jungle shit.