We have a practice room right around the corner from the Worcester Palladium for rent. Any responsible band interested let me know. Leave me your contact. Thanks.

hey scott. how much is rent? might be interested in december depending on how things pan out for my living arrangement. Send me a PM if you want.

don't touch the couch

lol

that couch is a nest of horrors unspeakable even on this message board.

Every imaginable bodily fluid or secretion has been on that couch at one time or another.

All jokes aside, it is a great band room, and the rent is a good deal. Just beware of the most unholy, metal couch on Earth.

what is this responsible you speak of?

I can see there are at least 3 people that posted in this thread that have had their bodily secretions splash all over the couch.

The couch is right... Except I can think of about 4 or 5 people in this thread who have done unspeakable things to that couch. Hey! Does anyone remember the time I puked on the couch, and my puke was purple and smelled like rotten cheese? Epic story...

That couch should be named Ol' Drippy.

I feel like that couch is a goddamn survivor. A decrepit, abused, smelly survivor.

This couch sounds like a beaten and raped women that is too scared to go to the authorities.

This is a couch that would definitely get arrested because it was in your hotel demanding oral sex with a knife.

Not all pussy is good pussy.

this couch is going to commit suicide as a result of all the secretial bullying its gone through

fact: 212 "couch" is worse... its not even a couch, its the back row seat from a huge van

OOOOH, EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN 212, LOOK AT ME

lol

Couch-off in Chinatown?

fixd... nothing to fix actually. you nailed it.

This thread is now a contest to determine which couch is worse: the zircon couch, 212, or the couch from Married With Children.

kelly has fucked a lot of dudes on that couch, bud has tried but always fails miserably

kellys fuck juices are welcome on my couch

212 couch really isn't that bad it's the corner near the door where Seth Putnam hacked up some raw oysters that you really have to worry about

I feel like a Room 212 Fallout mod is imminent.

have you looked under that couch? i saw a cockroach like 2 inches long crawl under there once

That's a lot of sexy men.

ive seen both couch's. Zircons is way more discusting.

Ther drummer fucked my sister and like ten other girls on that couch one time.

i heard the couch tested hiv posative. It has fll blown aids.

I didn't approve this! Scott I am reducing your $20 a day salary down to $10 a day as punishment!

Even I'm cleaner than that couch.

I am booking another vital remains show at the palladium. You down?

Well, this thread took an unexpected turn. LOL

i dont think it was that unexpected considering the entire thread content went to how nasty their couch was 3 posts in haha

oh boy. i'm so glad i have sat on that couch.

I've yet to fully wash that couch from my person.

you guys might wanna take a trip to the incinerator.

thats hot.

can i do coke and heroin in the room?

and how!

One or the other buddy boy, don't want anybody to get hurt.

DO A SPEEDBALL ABOUT IT, FAGGOT

Only the dirty abby sex couch is real.

BAHAHAHAHA

only the Kayleigh Hakala Sex Couch is real.

I dunno man. That abby sex couch had some real zazz to it...

haha yeah that thing was brutal. you could cut yourself and not know if it was a broken spring or syringe.

I think the ozone machine broke the day after we brought it in.

if such a thing exists i DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT.

This room is solid, about 900 hours of drum time put in here, and I am disease-free. The couch served it's purpose of absorbing my beer sweat.

Odds are, you sit on that couch, you'll be high. Not sure if it is a magic THC basket or a blunt magnet, that thing is a beacon for baking.

There's a lot of horrific history behind that couch too. Mostly before it fell into the hands of the yeti.

Room is still up for rent for individuals interested in side projects with me and Eric or a band needing a room to rehearse daily from 5pm -5am and weekends all day and night.

Hey, remember me? I was the girl who Scott made sniff a line of coke off his dick. I blew the whole band that night and I pissed on the couch. Good times! Zircon! Yeah!

GET TO MT ASAP FAGGOT

Ladies and gentleman...
I bring you the couch that will live in infamy.

Bitch is a survivor.

FYI: The toilet is the best place to sit... no nasty cotton innards to ruin your clothing or anything. By the way, I'm the one who fixed the couch with duct tape. You should have seen it before.

212 couch wins for Seth Putnam puking on the couch the other night.

Pecker tracks on couch ftw.

Randy Marsh: "hey you might wanna move your stuff off that couch, seth putnam just puked on it a little while ago"
Me: "that's not my stuff"
Randy Marsh: "oh ok"
Wilford Grimley: "uh yeah, that's my stuff..."