Guitarist/vocalist Robb Flynn of San Francisco Bay Area group MACHINE HEAD suffered a severe invasion of personal property yesterday, September 7th, as thieves broke into his home between 1:15pm and 3:15pm PST. Flynn and his family were not present during the invasion, and many priceless items were stolen from his home. These items include the guitar that Flynn recorded MACHINE HEAD's first album, Burn My Eyes, with, a gifted guitar from late PANTERA guitarist Dimebag Darrell (pictured above), and Flynn’s son Zander’s mini Flying V; a gift he received from his family for Christmas. Other items stolen include Flynn’s wife’s jewelry, laptops, wakeboards, and cash.

“I am offering a $1,000 reward for the return of the black Ibanez Strat along with many stickers, a ‘Designated Drinker’ sticker,” announces Flynn. “Additionally, I am offering a $2,000 reward for the safe return of the blue Washburn Dimebolt prototype.

“An APB has been put out to every Guitar Center in Northern California and the police were able to get several fingerprints off of the two acoustics that the thieves handled, yet bizarrely left behind. Sightings of two suspicious vehicles have been reported, one a green/teal U.S.-make pickup truck, the other a white full-size work van.

“If anyone sees or hears of anything on Craigslist, eBay, at their guitar shop... anything, anywhere, Please contact us at mike@machinehead1.com immediately.”

lol i have a Designated Drinker shirt.

Burn My Eyes ain't that bad

is important stuff.

I'm currently putting together a benefit show for Robb Flynn and his family. Any bands interested in participating please contact me right away.

Did they steal his braids?

"Hey guyz, Rob to da F-l-n hear kneeedz yu halp returnig my siq nu spike braidz. You liek my new metal look now? It's cool to be a metul gawd naow"

can we give it up already... every Machinehead album sucked.

MUST. FIND. LIKE BUTTON.

BURN MY EYES OR TERRORIST

Vio-lence sucked too.

Although they always had that nu metal twinge to the sound. Never heard their later albums. Last thing I heard was a Message in a Bottle cover. lulz

Looks like someone

...puts on sunglasses...

no, fuck it. I never cared enough about this shitty band to listen to them and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to waste time to look up their wikipedia page for trolling material.

The man had it all. After overcoming child abuse at a young age, he started a thrash band, eventually signed a record deal with Roadrunner Records, and acquired a loving wife, with whom he started a family. Suddenly, his sense of security was completely shattered. Everything he had worked towards was suddenly taken away, leaving him with nothing. His gifted guitar, given to him by the late Dimebag Darrel, his sons Flying V; abducted BY the hands of phantom thieves. His life once meant something but now it has become an

...puts on sunglasses...

Eternal Nightmare

YEEEEAAAAAAAAH

lol

I think you and I are the only ones who feel this way. I had "Eternal Nightmare" on tape as wee chap and always thought it was gayer than all the other gay-area thrash bands.

i like violence and the first 2 MH albums...so there!

Nice work in this thread. Machinehead is terrible and I hope this fag never gets any of his shit back.

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The new record is great. Listen to Aesthetics of Hate and tell me it sucks. It doesn't

Why is no one talking about the real concern here - how he lost his genitalia!?

SAD BUT TRUE

good. i hope he gets his useless pantera shit back but his entire legacy sucks.

Go home, faggot.

HAHA!! ^

i enjoyed most Through the Ashes of Empires... some great guitar-work on that record. rob flynns voice gets overly annoying though so its understandable that people dont like the music.

I don't think I ever really liked their music.

At least we can still listen to Primer55, Slaves on Dope, Mudvayne, and Soulfly

lol Primer 55 sucked so bad